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"And it is said that Governor George is going to take the opportunity to make things difficult for Mr. Lin Fei during his public speech!

"So, Mr. Lin Fei, you must be careful!"

Make things difficult for me?

Lin Fei laughed!

Needless to say, Florida's governor was the brother-in-law of the one in Capitol Hill.

They were from the same family!

He had tricked their family so badly at the environmental protection conference.

It would be strange if they did not make things difficult for him!

"Old comrade, you must protect Mr. Lin Fei well!"

Hearing that the governor was going to make things difficult for Lin Fei!

Director Wilson of the CIBA was anxious.

He had gained a lot of benefits from following Lin Fei.

Although Lin Fei had been transferred to Florida, Lin Fei's financial group was expanding rapidly.

He had made a lot of money!

"Wilson, don't worry, Mr. Lin Fei's safety is definitely not a problem!

We Florida people are just a lot of weirdos, but we are not as violent as those murderers in Texas! "

"That's good!

That's good! "

Wilson was relieved. As long as there were no safety issues, he was very confident in Lin Fei!

Moreover, public speeches were Lin Fei's strength.

The next day!

Lin Fei was escorted by a large group of people to Florida to take up his post.

He had just arrived in Florida!

He saw Governor George, Chief Financial Officer Caesar, and others.

At the same time!

The Attorney General of Florida recommended by Ryan was also in the crowd, but he did not show too much enthusiasm to Lin Fei.

"Consultant Lin, I've heard a lot about you!"

"It's our honor to have you work in Florida!"

Governor George went forward and greeted Lin Fei enthusiastically.

If he did not know this guy's identity, he would have thought that this guy had a good relationship with Lin Fei!

If Capitol Hill's Williams was a poisonous snake!

That was his brother-in-law, Florida's Governor George!

He was a typical smiling tiger.

The best way to deal with a smiling tiger was to be more polite than him!

"Aiyo!

Aiyo!

How dare I! "

"Governor George, you're too polite. How dare I disturb you to come and pick me up personally!"

"I don't deserve it, I don't deserve it!"

Lin Fei grabbed George's hand and was very excited!

This left the group of Fu State officials at the scene dumbfounded.

What the f * ck!

This Lin Fei was different from the rumors on the internet!

Didn't they say that this Chinese guy had a bad temper and was known as the Hundred Palace Flattop Bro?

What kind of situation was this?

Was he possessed by a drama queen?

Was Lin Fei playing along with them?

Even Governor George was dumbfounded by Lin Fei's reaction!

This was different from the Lin Fei that his brother-in-law had described!

Williams had said that to George himself yesterday.

When Lin Fei was still an intern at the Hundred Palace, she had met the Speaker of Capitol Hill.

He dared to use sharp words and turn hostile on the spot.

What do you mean now?

Scared?

What a pity!

It was too late!

The hatred between Lin Fei and the Williams family was destined to be irreconcilable.

"Consultant Lin is the spokesperson for the world's environmental protection. He killed everyone in the environmental protection conference. How impressive!"

"I didn't expect that you would be willing to lower yourself to become the Deputy Governor of Florida!"

"Those Hundred Palace bastards are old and blind, they can't recognize talent!"

"But that's good too. Our Buddha State has benefited!"

"In the future, Florida's environmental protection will depend on Consultant Lin's guidance!"

George smiled protectively.

However, there was a hint of sarcasm in his words.

He mocked Lin Fei for being abandoned by the Hundred Palace. He even directly fixed Lin Fei as an internet celebrity who relied on environmental protection gimmick!

These words were not just for Lin Fei.

It was also for all the Florida officials present.

This was to tell this group of officials.

Lin Fei was an abandoned chess piece. You guys are the best at fighting!

"No!

No! "

"It's everyone's responsibility to contribute to environmental protection!"

"I heard that Governor George's family also has some businesses in Ou Meng and has contributed a lot of free patents to the world. In that case, Governor George is much greater than me!"

Lin Fei had gone through a series of political games.

His political mind was quite mature now.

How could he not hear the sarcasm from the other party?

Therefore, he directly retorted with a smile.

"As for the Hundred Palace's arrangements, they must have their considerations."

"As officials, we serve the people. We will do whatever is needed. Perhaps the Hundred Palace is also worried that there will be problems in Florida, so they asked me to be the Deputy Governor to assist Governor George."

"The leaders are the same. Buddha has been without a Deputy Governor for several years. Are they worried that if something happens to the Governor, there will be no one to represent him?"

!!!!!!!

F * ck!

Lin Fei's words were killing without spilling blood!

At the environmental protection conference, I am awe-inspiring and caused your family to suffer heavy losses. What can you do?

Say that the Hundred Palace has abandoned me?

When I arrive in Florida, I don't know if you can stabilize your position as the Governor!

If it were an ordinary person!

They definitely wouldn't be able to hear the political conversation between Lin Fei and George.

But the people present were all officials at all levels.

How could they not see the hostility between the two of them?

The group of people were so scared that their scalps went numb and they kept quiet out of fear!

When George heard Lin Fei's words, his expression changed and he revealed a gloomy expression!

This Lin Fei!

He was indeed as arrogant as the rumors said!

"Hehe!

Consultant Lin's words are very sharp! "

"In that case, Consultant Lin Fei, please …"

"According to the old tradition of Florida, new officials have to hold a public speech when they take office.

"I believe Mr. Lin Fei is already prepared!"

"I wish Consultant Lin the love and respect of the people of Florida!"

Although George had a smile on his face.

But that tone!

It was obvious that he was up to no good!

In Florida!

An official's first public speech after taking office would basically determine his or her political future.

Moreover!

Did you think that the speech in Florida was about principles and ideals?

Wrong!

Very wrong!

This speech, to put it bluntly, was to give the new official a venue to perform.

Florida could be poor!

But it couldn't be poor!

An official who couldn't even perform would not be liked by the people of Florida!

Moreover, Lin Fei was a Chinese!

The image of Chinese people had always been gentle and weak!

It had nothing to do with the performance!

George didn't believe that Lin Fei was a foreign Chinese!

He could control this group of strange people in Florida.

Not to mention that George had "specially" prepared a surprise for Lin Fei.

Soon!

A group of people rushed to the venue of Lin Fei's inauguration speech under the escort of a large number of police officers.

Before they even entered!

Lin Fei saw a sea of people on both sides of the window!

And in the crowd!

From time to time, a few people in strange clothes would appear and do all kinds of strange actions.

Suddenly!

A young woman rushed to the front of the convoy.

"FUCK!

FUCK!

FUCK!

ME!!!!

Ow!!

oh!!

oh!!”

This woman actually took off her pants in front of so many people.

She let out a misunderstood scream.

Her voice was louder than the shouting on both sides!

Fortunately, it was quick!

Police officers appeared and forcefully took this young woman away from the scene.

However, when they passed by Lin Fei's car window.

This woman even purposely stuck out her butt at Lin Fei's car window!

On her butt!

Surprisingly, Lin Fei's name was carved with a man!

Good lord!

Lin Fei was greatly shocked by this scene!

"Deputy Governor Lin, it seems that the crowd is very enthusiastic about you, hahaha!"

George laughed loudly in the car.

The other officials also covered their mouths to hold back their laughter.

Only the chief of the Florida State Police was so nervous that he was sweating profusely.

"Interesting!"

The corners of Lin Fei's mouth curled up!

The degree of weirdness in Florida was more serious than he had imagined!

When the convoy entered the venue, Lin Fei and the others walked to the podium under the protection of the police!

The entire open-air venue let out a tsunami of cheers!

The name Lin Fei!

It was synonymous with trending power all over the world.

Although Lin Fei of Florida didn't have many fans.

But when a world-class internet celebrity came to their home to be the deputy governor, the people of Florida who liked to perform were naturally very enthusiastic.

Mr. Lin Fei!

Ahhhh!

I can't take it anymore!

Ahhhh!

— — This is Lin Fei?

Looking at him, he can't do anything good!

— — I don't like Chinese people!

— — Lin Fei!!

Lin Fei!!!

I heard that Secretary Bai Gong has a D cup. Is that true?

— — Lin Fei, can you break a boulder on your chest?

I want to see!

Is the deputy governor in charge of organizing activities!

— — Lin Fei, can you organize a peeing contest in Florida?

I can pee five meters. I applied for the Guinness Book of Records. They said I cheated by peeing down.

— — Please, can you ask the supermarket's Christmas tree to be smaller? My aunt put 60cm in last time!

Lin Fei had just sat down on the podium.

The crowd below the stage began the question and answer session in advance.

All kinds of strange questions followed one after another.

Especially about the Christmas tree.

Isn't this the Twisted Tree Spirit of Florida's top four wargods!

Twisted Tree Spirit!

— — A 42-year-old woman from Florida went to the supermarket to steal a two-meter-tall Christmas tree. Her method of transportation was to put the Christmas tree directly into her body. After 60cm, she finally reached her limit. The woman also fainted because of excessive blood loss.

The police who saw the surveillance footage couldn't even believe their eyes.

The other three wargods of Florida, Ice Archer, Explosives Genius, and Vengeful Blaze were compared to the Twisted Tree Spirit.

Even more so, it was even worse!

Ice Archer!

A man from Florida was extremely excited because he was high and attracted more than a dozen police officers to chase after him.

In the end, this man didn't panic at all. While guiding his little brother, he killed more than a dozen police officers. He was known as the Ice Archer.

The Explosives Genius in third place was even more awesome.

There was a man in Florida who liked to package bombs into express packages and randomly send a lucky audience to God.

However, making bombs required a lot of money. After a long time, this man was so poor that he couldn't afford the express delivery fee.

Therefore, he could only choose to pay on arrival!

In the end, a lucky audience chose to refuse the express delivery, causing the express delivery to be sent back to this man's house.

After a period of time.

This man remembered that there was a package at home that he hadn't opened, so he ran to open it.

Therefore, the moment the door was opened, the old man ascended to heaven and met God.

The final flames of vengeance of the Buddha State!

He was once hailed as the leader of the four strongest War Gods of the Buddha State.

There was an old man from Florida who got drunk at a party and was sent to the hospital by his friend.

In the end, the doctor didn't even take a look at him before announcing that he was dead!

This old man's friends were also very supportive. They held a funeral for this old man the next day.

But halfway through the funeral, the old man woke up in the coffin!

But he realized that the atmosphere had already reached this point.

0 … begging for fresh flowers …

The old man did not get up and continued to play dead until he was pushed into the crematorium and burned to ashes.

!

You must be curious as to how this was discovered!

It was very simple!

This guy was in a f * cking coffin. He took a selfie and even posted it on his WeChat Moments!

When the crowd brought up the topic of this elder brother.

He had long been burned to ashes!

The four weirdos from the Buddha State were all real people and incidents.

It was also because of these four Buddha State War Gods.

He had completely pushed the reputation of the Buddha State to the whole world.

"My friends from Florida, I am your governor, George!"

"Today!"

"We, the Buddha State, have our first lieutenant governor in years."

"Let us welcome the lieutenant governor, Mr. Lin Fei, and begin his induction speech!!!"

Simple and crude!

He directly pushed Lin Fei in front of this group of weirdos.

"Lieutenant Governor Lin, I'll leave it to you!"

George looked at the excited Buddha State audience below the stage and handed the microphone to Lin Fei with a teasing smile on his face!

At the same time!

He signaled to the secretary beside him with his eyes.

Soon!

In the midst of the crowd below, several WWE men in strange outfits appeared!

There was also a group of people with colorful traffic lights on their heads gathered together.

They looked at Lin Fei on the stage with an unfriendly expression.

On the other side!

Lin Fei took the microphone and took out the induction speech script that Old John had prepared for him in advance.

This speech script could be said to be standard.

There were too many weirdos in the Buddha State!

It was unrealistic for a politician to obtain the support of this group of weirdos.

Therefore, Old John suggested that Lin Fei seek stability!

At least according to this speech script.

Even if he could not obtain the support of the people of the Buddha State, at least no one could find fault with him.

As Lin Fei, who had just been hired.

......0

It was better to keep a low profile in the early stages.

He had to stabilize his footing first before dealing with Williams' brother-in-law, the governor's brother-in-law.

"Hello, everyone!

My name is Lin Fei!

I come from … "

— Shh, shh, shh ~ ~ ~

— Don't talk nonsense, everyone knows that your name is Lin Fei ~ Shh ~ ~ ~

Performance!

Performance!

Performance!

— — Talent!

Talent Show!

Talent Show!

Our Buddha State's lieutenant governor can't be a good-for-nothing ~

— That's right!

We don't need a bureaucratic speech, we want talent!

— — Yes!

I want to watch you break rocks on your chest!

— — Come on!

Come on!

Good guy!

Lin Fei didn't finish his sentence.

Boos sounded from below the stage.

Especially the group of traffic lights who were the happiest.

Under their lead, the atmosphere of the entire venue became even more enthusiastic.

The crowd raised their arms and cheered!

Let Lin Fei perform talent!

What kind of standard speech was this?!

The people of the Buddha State didn't need it!

George and the others behind Lin Fei saw this scene and laughed until their front teeth were out.

Yes!

That was the effect they wanted!

Aren't you, Lin Fei, a glib tongue and eloquent?

What a pity!

It didn't work in Buddha State!

The special gift that George had prepared for Lin Fei was this group of strange people from Buddha State.

Looking at the entire America!

For so many years, there weren't many politicians who could control this group of Buddha State people!

Even George himself!

He also relied on his family's powerful financial resources and the absolute support of the B faction.

He won the governor's position.

Moreover!

When he was elected governor, George's situation wasn't much better than Lin Fei's.

Because his competitor was a dog!

Even if no one made things difficult for George!

George almost lost to a dog who had been the mayor of Buddha State for nine years!

“ Lin Fei!”

"Today, I'll let you know what it means to be a strong dragon can't suppress a local snake!"

"I don't care how awe-inspiring you are in international public opinion!"

"When we reach Buddha State, if you're a dragon, you'll have to coil up. If you're a tiger, you'll have to sit down!"

"Haha ~"

Thinking of this, he continued to signal to the audience.

The next moment!

In the surging crowd, someone began to throw trash on the stage!

Damn Chinese people!

They didn't say anything!

Just looking at them made me angry!

"Go to hell!

Buddha State doesn't welcome you! "

"If you don't know how to speak, then shut up. What qualifications do you have to be the lieutenant governor!"

"Get down!"

Eggs, rotten vegetable leaves, beer bottles!

There were even people who threw used sanitary pads!

Under the deliberate instigation of some people!

Lin Fei's induction speech had just begun, and he was already in an awkward situation.

The dignified lieutenant governor!

Before he could finish a sentence, he was thrown trash and even bloody sanitary pads.

Without a doubt, it would definitely be on the international news tomorrow!

If he didn't handle it well!

No matter how many fans Lin Fei had in the world, he would be completely reduced to a joke, an international joke!

Faced with such a situation!

Lin Fei tilted his head and looked at George and the other officials who were convulsing with laughter behind him.

"That's it?"

The contempt in his tone made the officials' laughter stop abruptly!

"What did you say?"

When George saw Lin Fei's calm expression, he had a bad feeling!

This kid faced such a situation!

How could he be so calm!

"I heard that Governor George was almost kicked off the stage by a dog in Buddha State!

Looks like it's true! "

"Lin Fei, you …" George, who had been poked at his sore spot, had a drastic change in expression and was boiling with anger.

Meanwhile, Lin Fei had already turned around and looked … down …