I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

Chapter 144: Madness! Utter Madness! Hahahahaha...

Death, decay, a sand desert of black clouds.

Twilight Wizards are awakening a divine servant!

The low-level apprentice was extremely knowledgeable, and something suddenly dawned on him.

“Three High Apprentices.”

“Three Holy Servants! Three Holy Servants!”

“Those three high-level apprentices are the bodies they prepared for the descent of the Three Holy Servants!”

“And we are all sacrifices!”

The low-level apprentice looked in horror at the sun-obscuring swarm of flies overhead and shouted: “The Three Holy Servants who hate and despise each other are about to descend! ~”

“And the one before me is one of the Holy Servants! It is the body that the Twilight Wizards prepared in the human world for that divine servant who serves the goddess Heraka!”

With his last bit of willpower, he reached for the escape scroll in his waist pouch, wanting to leave this place and pass this important message back.

But it was as if he didn't have hands.

In a flash, the low-level apprentice remembered something.

“I must be crazy.”

“How could I have hands?”

“I am a maggot.”

“I am a member of the goddess Heraka... a grain of sand (maggot) in this vast desert.”

The forest was still that forest, and the people were still those people. The low-level apprentice had merely foreseen the future.

The moment the low-level apprentice suddenly realized he was a maggot, his whole body scattered like broken Lego bricks, turning into a pile of maggots.

Prince Charles and the others were still swaying around, giggling.

That Twilight madman was also swaying and giggling, muttering to himself as he gazed at the moonlight, constantly expounding the logic that everyone was a maggot, constantly declaring the necessity of maggots' existence.

Prince Charles and the others gradually understood everything.

And the surrounding flowers, trees, birds, beasts, and even the corpses of wild animals and decaying grass and trees, gradually understood all of this.

Thus, all the living turned into maggots, and all the dead turned into flies.

With a crash, everything turned into yellow maggots all over the ground.

The rich forest gradually turned into a wriggling desert.

And the madman's body turned into swarms of flies.

In an instant, the desert grew larger and larger, and the holy flies constantly flying out of the madman's body slowly blotted out the sun like dark clouds, resembling an increasingly deep black storm.

The first divine servant began to descend, and the desert and black clouds began to spread in this 'world of ending'.

The place where the second divine servant awakens...

“Handsome, don't make that face. It's really not our fault.”

Joan said to Roland with a grin. Beside the two of them were only one witch and a few low-level apprentices. The number of people was far from what Charles had expected.

Joan's eyes were slightly bruised, and a witch was tenderly treating the bruise on Joan's eye.

He seemed to have been punched just now. Roland's clothes also had charred spots, as if he had just been hit by some magic from the apprentices.

Roland was wiping his clothes with a wet towel, his eyes full of anger.

And the apprentices around Roland were also dirty. The gazes of the crowd towards Roland were full of anger and dissatisfaction. It seemed that they had just had some unpleasantness.

Roland must have punched Joan, then knocked down three or five people. After that, Joan sternly stopped the fight.

Thus, there was the scene before them now.

Roland suppressed his anger and said, “Your Excellency Joan, I can go with you, but if you get within a meter of me again...”

The witch beside Joan was a little angry when she heard this and interrupted, “If you want to go by yourself, then go! Who wants...”

Joan raised his hand to stop the witch and said, “Little brother Roland, there may have been some misunderstanding just now. I'm keeping you here because I'm afraid you'll get lost. The terrain here changes slightly every day, and the map of the Black Abyss itself is not accurate enough. Someone like you who has never been here before will definitely get lost on their own.

Besides, there are only a few of us now—I know you may not trust me, but I trust you. Because you are a friend of Helena's sister.

In addition, I see that you are quite strong, so I thought about joining forces. Who knew you would have such a temper and punch me right away, damn it!”

Roland was actually quite embarrassed now. He initially thought that being mistakenly teleported here was the fault of this group of people.

Later, he realized that this group of people seemed to have also had problems when they were teleported over. He suddenly realized that he had misunderstood.

But the two sides were already a little displeased with each other, and Joan seemed to want to keep him here, so some conflicts broke out.

Just now, Joan took out their map and showed it to Roland. Roland found that the map of the Black Abyss did indeed have many errors.

So, what Joan said just now was probably right. He was indeed acting out of kindness.

But Roland felt that he was right to punch him.

Joan deserved a beating!

This damned sissy was really disgusting. When he was looking at the map, he was touching him—that's right, they were all grown men. Putting their arms around each other was normal.

But why did you pat my butt?

I f*** your sister!

You pat my butt, wouldn't I hit you?

And you even accused me first, saying that I have a bad temper and hit you?!

Damn it! I was being nice not beating you to death!

Originally, Roland was already a little repulsed by Joan because of the content in that prophecy. Now he was even more repulsed.

Roland appreciated Joan's kindness.

This group of people did seem quite upright, and keeping him was also in the hope of joining forces, to have more strength and someone to take care of each other on the road.

And Roland had been in contact with the White Chess Wizards for a long time. He knew that there were many gentlemen among these famous and upright people.

But hypocrites are harder to guard against than real villains.

So, Roland didn't want to go with this group of people.

He ignored Joan's words and checked the map.

They were now at the southernmost end of the forbidden area, and Lilith and the others' base was on the northwest side. It was completely going in the opposite direction.

Hopefully, he could find magic potions on the way, otherwise, it would be too far to go there to collect herbs.

Roland put away the map and said to Joan, “I appreciate your kindness. I was a little too impulsive just now. But we'll part ways here.”

Joan waved his hand and said, “Farewell, I won't see you off.”

Roland waved his sleeve and left. As a result, after walking for a while, he found that Joan and the others were following not far behind him. He couldn't help but frown and stop.

Joan shrugged his shoulders and then led the people past Roland.

Roland waited for the group to walk away, then chose a direction and left quickly.

A moment later, Roland shook his head secretly while holding the map: 'It seems that I can't count on this map. But it doesn't matter.'

He took out the Wish Needle and muttered some things in his heart. Then, he followed the direction of the Wish Needle and sped away.

A moment later, Roland found that he had actually returned to the place where he had separated from Joan. After another moment, Roland looked at the figure in the open space in front of him, and the person pointed to by the Wish Needle, revealing an extremely strange expression.

At this time, the Aleia Handbook on his waist suddenly flew out, and the pages opened with a crash in front of Roland.

[You had a premonition, but you were unwilling to believe it. Now you have come to this fork in the road of fate after going around in circles.]

[You decide]

[A. Silly child, run away quickly!]

[Completion Reward:

Jili Gulu and Guli Jila * 1;

Roland - 1;

Coral Worm + 1;

Good brothers should lie neatly in the sea + 1;

I understand! * 1;

Certain ability comprehension level + 1]

[B. F*** it!]

[Completion Reward:

“Fake, it's all fake! Sorcery, it's sorcery!” * 1;

“Ha, ha, ha!” * 1;

Three sea urchins * 1;

Can we still be good brothers?! * 1;

Wizard territory opportunity + 1]

Suddenly, Roland realized that the trees around him were not right!

That was no tree, that was swaying coral!

Joan's Perspective

Joan and the others wandered around the woodland for a long time, hoping to find some magicians who had been accidentally teleported here, lest they encounter misfortune.

Slowly, a few people came to an open space.

A strange fellow stood in the very center of the open space.

Beside him, there grew many tall coral trees, densely packed with coral worms.

He stood in the center of the coral bushes, looked up at the sky, swayed the tentacles under his robe, and made strange sounds. On that strange head, he constantly emitted waves of ecstatic mental energy.

Seeming to sense the people behind him, this strange man suddenly turned his body, opening his dense eyes all over his body.

This person had no facial features. His whole person was like a coral worm, with dense tentacles all over his body, and a huge eyeball on his neck.

'It's that high-level apprentice from Twilight!'

Fine beads of sweat appeared on Joan's forehead. There were only 5 people on his side, all of whom were mid-to-low-level apprentices except for himself.

Twilight apprentices were no ordinary fellows. The stranger they looked, the stronger their fighting power. Joan had confidence in his own strength, but once a war started, his friends would be doomed.

Joan made a gesture of 'retreat immediately' on his back with his hand, and then, while secretly mobilizing the strange objects on his body, he gave a slight salute to the big-eyed monster and said, “Scholar, we did not intend to break into this place, may we borrow a path?”

The Twilight Apprentice transmitted a very solemn thought.

—He said: Guli Jila, Jili Gulu.

Joan: “???”

The witch behind Joan was furious when she heard this. Then, she leaned close to Joan and said a shocking and angry sentence.

Due to excessive anger and fear, her voice was trembling.

She quietly lay on Joan's ear.

She said, “Gula jila, jili gulu.”

The other apprentices were also furious.

They said, "Luji jiji!"

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“You, what are you talking about?!”

Qiong was dumbfounded. He turned his head in astonishment, and then his mind boomed, as if struck by lightning.

There were no apprentices behind him, but coral polyps!

They were apprentices, his friends. But coral polyps were constantly growing all over their bodies!

Coral polyps kept growing out of their orifices, making jili gulu sounds because they were growing too fast!

‘Damn it! Is it going to be this intense right from the start!’

Without saying a word, Qiong directly activated the escape scroll in his arms. In the blink of an eye, the surrounding scenery changed, and then he teleported from in front of the Great Eye monster to behind it.

Qiong was shocked. He suddenly realized that there was a problem with the Space-Time Cat. There was a problem with the anchor point that everyone teleported in from, and there was also a problem with the anchor point for going out!

They were sacrifices! The people who came in this time were all sacrifices!

Thinking only for a moment, Qiong found that the Great Eye apprentice not far away was ignoring him after the escape failed, but he took out all three Holy Fire Seeds on his body without hesitation, intending to perish together.

But what he took out were three sea urchins!

At this moment, a big hand appeared out of thin air and snatched the sea urchins from his hand. Qiong looked up in astonishment and found Roland.

From the look in Roland's startled eyes, Qiong felt like he was saying—are you crazy? You want to kill me too at such a close distance?

At this time, Roland suddenly felt that something was wrong with the things in his hand. He opened his hand and looked at it, and his face became extremely wonderful—it turned out to be three sea urchins.

“Are you sick? Why are you carrying sea urchins in your arms for no reason?! I thought they were Holy Fire Seeds, you scared me to death!” Roland really couldn't hold back.

“You see sea urchins too? Wuwuwu…” Qiong was so excited that he almost cried. He complained and looked nervously at the Great Eye monster apprentice: “Wait, now is not the time to talk about this, what should we do now!”

The Twilight apprentice was still swaying in place. As he swayed, the surrounding trees also began to sway, and then slowly turned into seaweed, coral polyps, and so on.

Roland said, “It’s okay, we won’t die for the time being. But we will be soon, because we have witnessed it.”

Qiong looked at a clown fish swimming by in front of him and felt very collapsed. He grabbed his hair and said, “I don’t understand what you are saying, but why haven’t we turned into coral polyps!”

After saying that, Qiong watched helplessly as his hands turned into coral polyp tentacles, and Roland's hands slowly turned into jellyfish!

Seeing this scene, Roland and Qiong were both blinded. Roland slapped Qiong and shouted, “Wake up! Are you crazy? We are humans, not coral, why would we turn into coral polyps!”

Qiong suddenly realized, yes, he was a human, why would he turn into a marine creature!

[Qiong's SAN+10]

“But my hand…” Qiong looked at his hand. It seemed to have stopped changing, but the coral polyp tentacles that had grown out were real!

[Qiong's SAN-10]

After realizing that he did have a pair of coral polyp tentacles, Qiong found that his body was changing faster and faster.

At this moment, Qiong saw Roland tearing off the jellyfish skin on his hand, revealing a pair of smooth arms.

Qiong asked in astonishment, “Doesn’t it hurt?”

Roland was in so much pain, but he firmly believed that it didn't hurt, and he also scolded, “Are you out of your mind? Are you coral? Am I a jellyfish?”

Qiong shook his head and said, “I am not coral, and you are not a jellyfish!”

[Qiong's SAN+10]

Roland's eyes lit up and said, “That's right! Since you are not coral and I am not a jellyfish, why would it hurt? Tear it off! That's magic! You are a witch. You are a wizard! Don't be deceived by that cultist!”

Qiong suddenly understood!

[Qiong's SAN+30!]

He tore off the coral polyps on his body with a brush, and then almost fainted from the pain. He cried and shouted, “But it hurts so much!”

Roland said firmly, “That's because you are sick! You are mentally ill! Stop crying, you crazy person!”

At this moment, Qiong suddenly realized that he was crazy!

[Qiong's SAN surges.]

[You understand! Roland's Understanding Value + 3]

[You understand! Roland's Understanding Value + 2]

[You...]

Roland pointed to the fish swimming around the Great Eye monster apprentice, pointing to the humanoid coral over there, and said, “They have all been deceived! They saw that madman shaking and thought he looked like a coral polyp, thinking that humans can turn into coral polyps, so they turned into coral polyps. You can't learn from them, and don't talk nonsense to affect me!”

It turned out that the key to this ritual was witnessing.

As long as you realize that people will turn into coral polyps, they will turn into coral polyps. No matter how far you run, once you have witnessed it, you will become a seed of coral polyps. Running is useless.

And the Great Eye monster apprentice doesn't need to do anything. He just needs to let people see it.

In fact, there were not only Qiong and his group teleported here. But a large group of people.

But they all turned into coral polyps.

What he said to Qiong and the others roughly meant to tell them all of this.

Normal people cannot understand words like 'jili gulu'. But people with a SAN value of zero can understand.

The witch's SAN value is relatively low, so she was the first to understand what the Great Eye apprentice was saying.

So the witch was both angry and scared. She was angry because her friends had all died tragically. She was scared because they had already become witnesses and could not escape. If they didn't stop all of this, they would also turn into coral polyps.

But her SAN had already dropped to zero, so after realizing this problem, she turned into a coral polyp.

The other apprentices were the same.

Qiong looked at the surrounding trees with tears in his eyes: “I can understand what you mean, their willpower collapsed, so their bodies began to change, but, but… those coral trees (trees) don't have the ability to think, why would they turn into coral trees?”

Thinking of this, Qiong's SAN began to drop sharply again.

Roland grabbed Qiong's chin and made him look into his eyes: “Sorcery! Deceptive sorcery!”

Qiong suddenly understood! SAN surged up.

He looked at a dolphin passing overhead and laughed: “I understand, I understand! It's all fake, it's all fake! I'm crazy, I'm crazy!”

As Qiong began to go crazy, Roland's abilities began to increase rapidly, and the two people's bodies no longer changed.

Roland raised a thumb and said, “Good brother, you are still smart! Remember, we are the ones who are crazy, not the world that is crazy! You continue to maintain this mental state, I will take care of that thing!”

Qiong wiped the tears from his face and looked firmly at the Great Eye monster, then began to despair again: “It's too late, good brother. He is the spokesperson of mystery and has no concept of death. Unless you use the Holy Fire Seed.”

Suddenly, Qiong remembered the three sea urchins. The two looked at the things in Roland's hand at the same time. They fell into silence—they looked like sea urchins.

With a snap, Roland blankly pried open a sea urchin, revealing the yellow inside. The surrounding fish swarmed in and ate the sea urchin yellow.

The two people's SAN began to drop wildly.

Qiong was not well at all. He cursed: “Why are you so nosy! Why did you open it, I feel… I feel like we are swimming on a coral reef now, cough cough cough (choking on water)~~”

As he spoke, Qiong floated up in the sea.

Roland suddenly said, “I understand, Qiong. We are in a dream now. Do you see his big eyes? His mental power is high, and he has controlled our minds, creating illusions!”

Roland obviously would not be mentally controlled, let alone have illusions. But he had to say that. Otherwise, they would both be finished.

Teammates will influence each other. If two people are firm, they will become more and more firm. Mutual buff.

But conversely, if one person collapses, the other person's SAN will definitely start to drop.

Qiong instantly felt that he could breathe, and his whole body fell from mid-air to the ground: “That's right, we are wizards, and that person is also a wizard. We were hit by his illusion! My will was destroyed by him just now, so my perception was affected by him, and I was almost deceived by his clumsy illusion!”

Roland put away the two sea urchins and said, “You wait here, I can get us out of the dream. Watch my next operation, and do what I do.”

Qiong nodded fiercely. He stared wide-eyed and observed Roland's movements.

Then, he saw Roland take out a strange branch from his arms, and then made a Valerian swordsmanship starting stance.

Qiong hurriedly picked up a broken branch from a low voice and made a swordsmanship starting stance.

Then, Qiong saw Roland swoosh over and insert the branch into the Great Eye monster's big eyes.

Qiong stared blankly at this guy's operation, stunned for a long time.

After a pause, Roland suddenly patted his forehead and said, “I forgot, there is this too.”

After saying that, this guy took out a broken wine glass and a bottle of red wine, poured it on, and ran to the Great Eye monster's side, pouring the wine on it with a splash.

This time, Qiong couldn't hold back completely. He grabbed his hair and shouted, “Brother! What are you doing!”

Roland turned his head and looked at Qiong.

He said, “Ha, ha, ha!”

He added, “HahahahaHAHAHA!!”

Qiong felt her vision darken, her body swaying, and she nearly collapsed to the ground.

“Madness, utter madness!”

“Heh heh heh, heh heh heh heh! The world has gone mad!”

The next chapter will be during the day.