I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

The source of the shadows came from a dilapidated and bizarre large ship several nautical miles away.

On the large ship, there were many strange sailors.

Upon closer inspection, these sailors were actually scarecrows! They sang loudly in the storm, battling against the tempest.

The ship was already in a state of disrepair. The waves crashed against it, causing it to leak and take on water from all directions.

The ship probably hadn't been ashore for maintenance in many, many years. Most of the scarecrow sailors were facing the wind and rain, using strange things to repair the ship.

There were corals, conches, sea beast hides, shells, and even fish.

Suddenly, one of the scarecrow sailors transformed into a living person!

He pressed a large starfish onto a wooden plank, then shouted loudly behind him: "Hurry, over here, if we don't seal this up, that damned Cyrus will get us, I'll be blown away!"

After speaking, the sailor turned back into a scarecrow, singing loudly.

A little girl wearing a penguin mascot costume appeared out of thin air next to the sailor.

She danced, twirling in place while playing a recorder, and pulled out a small hammer and chisel from her plump costume, tapping the starfish a few times.

Pa, pa, pa. The starfish was smashed, and the hole became even bigger.

Another scarecrow sailor next to them suddenly 'came to life'.

He looked at the hole that was constantly spewing water, and his eyes went dark. He then picked up a tuna from the ground and stuffed it into the hole.

Seeing that she had caused trouble, the little girl stuck out her tongue and tried to slip away. Roland grabbed her ear and snatched her small hammer and chisel.

"You little rascal, how many times have I told you, this isn't a toy!"

Recently, Leona had taken a liking to stealing things. Roland was a little angry about this bad habit, but he couldn't bring himself to get too mad.

Because Roland had taught her how to steal things in the first place.

Roland shouted: "Where's that guy? Where did he run off to? Not working again?!"

At this moment, a red figure flew over unhurriedly. She lazily snatched the small hammer and chisel from Roland's hand, then hammered the tuna a few times as if venting her anger.

Subsequently, many spiderweb carvings grew on the tuna, and the spiderweb carvings continued to spread, covering the cracked area nearby.

This time, the originally dilapidated wooden plank was even tougher than demon steel.

After finishing, the woman snorted and glanced at Roland with disdain, as if to say – Humph, useless.

This woman was none other than the Red Saintess.

Well, of course, she believed herself to be Wendysha.

Roland said angrily: "Wendysha, don't make me remind you again, I can now transmit messages at any time – the future of your entire family is in our hands! If the ship is destroyed and the mission goes wrong, they will never have a good end!"

This was something Roland made up.

At least, that's how he changed it in Wendysha's diary.

And Wendysha believed everything that was written in the diary.

That's right, Roland discovered that Miss Wendysha had a habit of writing a diary, and she would believe anything written in the diary, no matter how outrageous.

So, Roland instigated Leona to steal Wendysha's diary every day.

And the content Roland had just said was what he had changed.

After changing the diary, Miss Wendysha indeed became much more docile.

Recently, she had been doing whatever Roland told her to do.

After hearing Roland's threat, Miss Wendysha revealed a look of despair. She said indignantly: "You despicable scum, you will not have a good end."

Roland sneered: "What did you call me?"

Miss Wendysha roared: "I will not call you Master! You gave me a new life, only to use my family!"

Roland sneered: "That's right, it's good that you know. Miss Wendysha, in order for the goddess Heraka to send you back to the human world, I spent a lot of effort.

I did use you to gather the Holy Blood Warlocks under the command of the Black Abyss.

But we have given them a future, a broad future.

You should have seen Vera's letter yesterday, they are living very well now, much better than before.

Don't ruin their future.

Wendysha, as the leader of the family, your every move will affect your family!

If you have rebellious behavior, then even if your clansmen are loyal, they will be implicated!

The goddess Heraka gave you to me as my reward. It is for you to be loyal to me!

Do your job.

Serve your master well!"

Miss Wendysha painfully closed her eyes, clasped her hands together, and prayed: "Oh, goddess Heraka, since you sent your angel back to the human world, why did you make your angel a slave to this devil? When will I be able to redeem my sins of that year?"

Looking at Miss Wendysha's pious appearance, Roland couldn't help but complain: "Crazy woman, I don't have time to deal with you."

He suddenly looked at the air next to him: "I wasn't talking to you, Theresa!~ Hurry, it's escaping over there!"

After speaking, Roland turned into a scarecrow.

"Hmph, you're the one who's crazy!"

Miss Wendysha glared at the scarecrow, then continued to work.

However, this lady seemed to have amnesia. She had to take out a small notebook from her pocket from time to time to take a look.

That notebook seemed to be a magic book that could record the things she had done and the words she had said.

She seemed to be using this magic book as a diary.

Although she had a bit of amnesia, fortunately, with the help of the magic book, she soon stabilized the ship's condition with the hammer and chisel.

After a while, the wind and rain gradually subsided.

Leona flew to the front of the deck, playing the flute and dancing. In her music, the shadow of the big ship became lively.

Miss Wendysha watched the battle over there for a while, then flipped through the magic book with a strange expression.

In Miss Wendysha's diary, there was a passage like this: She was once an angel of the goddess Heraka, but she betrayed the goddess and ran into the arms of the Bloodless Baron.

After the Bloodless Baron was eaten by the goddess Heraka, she brought this traitor back to the River Styx.

Roland, as a meritorious person, wished to the goddess for a second-tier slave.

So, the goddess bestowed her to Roland.

For 'Miss Wendysha (of course, not the real Wendysha)', this was the greatest punishment!

Because she had to become a slave to the person she hated the most.

She always felt that things were not like this.

Suddenly, Miss Wendysha discovered a problem in the diary!

"Someone definitely tampered with this diary!"

Miss Wendysha suddenly remembered something. She froze for a moment, recalled it, and anger slowly emerged in her eyes.

At this moment, the ship suddenly shook, as if it had docked on another huge ship.

Wendysha looked up and found that the ship was docked next to the corpse of that giant sea monster.

On this side, Roland saw that the ship had docked, so he took out his magic wand and recited a spell to the scarecrow sailors on the ship.

The scarecrow sailors received new instructions, and one by one, they jumped onto the back of the sea monster and started working.

Recently, the mist had become lighter and lighter, and it was already possible to go out. After finishing this job, Roland would go to the south.

Let's calculate... Roland took out a three-headed snake compass from his bag, which the islanders used to record the calendar.

"Alas, it seems that four or five years have passed... Fortunately, it's only four or five years, it didn't delay things."

Can the calendar of the Eastern Territory be the same as the calendar of the Southern Territory?

The Eastern Territory uses the Wizard Calendar, taking the first day when the ancient sage drove away the gods and established the magic civilization as the first year of the Common Era.

The Southern Territory, however, uses the Divine Calendar, taking a certain prophecy of the gods as the first year of the Common Era.

The difference between the two is nearly twenty years.

If it were a normal person, they would definitely be able to feel the change in these twenty years.

But the key is that Roland's concept of time is not very normal.

In fact, many long-lived species and immortal species have an even more blurred concept of time than Roland.

"Senior sister should still be busy in Araca, I don't know when she will be done."

While Roland muttered, he flew onto the ship.

Speaking of senior sister, Roland couldn't help but think of the good dreams he had last night. If it weren't for these dreams, Roland would have gone crazy after being trapped on the ship alone for so many years.

Just as Roland, with his mind wandering, was walking from the deck towards the captain's room, a red figure blocked Roland's path with a gloomy face.

Looking at Miss Wendysha's face, Roland's heart skipped a beat.

He pretended to ask: "What's wrong?"

Miss Wendysha questioned: "You changed my diary?"

Roland's heart suddenly jumped slightly. He thought to himself: 'How did this guy know? Impossible! In order to imitate her handwriting, I practiced for a full three years (more than twenty years)!'

Miss Wendysha said somewhat angrily: "This is the last time, Lance, Master Lance!"

Roland: "?"

It took Roland a long time to remember who 'Lance' was.

That was an 'empty identity' given by the 'Seaburg Baron'.

He hadn't used this name for a long, long time.

And he had never let the Red Saintess call him 'Master Lance'.

The Red Saintess had never even heard of this name!

Roland suddenly stretched out his hand and asked such a question: "Wait a minute, why did you call me Master Lance just now?"

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Miss Wendysha looked at Roland with a strange gaze, as if she was looking at a madman.

She was too lazy to answer Roland's question, and instead said, "You definitely touched my diary—as an angel of the Goddess Helaeca, I am very sure of one thing!"

Hearing this, sweat broke out on Roland's face.

Indeed, his research on the Helaeca Church's doctrines was not deep, and it could even be said that he didn't understand anything.

Therefore, the diary he fabricated might have problems.

Sure enough, Miss Wendy Sha pointed out this problem: "As an angel of the Goddess Helaeca, I am very sure of one thing—the Goddess Helaeca has no angels!"

Roland was stunned for a long time, and said, "Miss Wendy Sha, do you want to hear what you are saying?"

Miss Wendy Sha suddenly waved her hand to interrupt Roland, and said, "Don't call me Wendy Sha, that's not my name."

Roland: "? ?"

Could it be that this guy has awakened her own personality?!

This is a good thing!

I don't have to endure my maid's mental illness anymore!

Her illness is suddenly cured!

Roland excitedly asked, "Then what is your name?"

The Red Holy Spirit said, "Diana, of course. That's the name you gave me later. My real name is Helaeca."

Roland: "? ? ?"

Miss Helaeca said, "I am an angel of the Goddess Helaeca, and every angel of Helaeca is called Helaeca."

Roland rolled his eyes fiercely, pushed away this lunatic, and went to the captain's study.

Miss Helaeca shouted angrily behind him, "You must use 'Your Grace' to address me! I am your goddess!"

Roland waved his hand back with a magic spell, sealing the mouth of this lunatic.

As soon as he entered the study door, Roland complained to the person sitting at the desk, "Lunatic! That lunatic! She's started to think of herself as Helaeca again!

This is simply blasphemy against the goddess. I have to cure her quickly, otherwise there will definitely be trouble!"

Judging from many of the Goddess Helaeca's actions, she might not really care if someone misused her name.

But there is a church of the Goddess Helaeca in the South!

They were about to arrive in the South, and Roland didn't want to be arrested as a heretic by the 'Heretical Religious Inquisition' as soon as he landed!

The person behind the desk sighed, put down the book, and said, "There's no way, no way. Her illness is getting more and more serious! There are only so many books on the ship, and I've searched them all.

If you want to cure her completely, you have to go to 'Great Velmic', where there is a famous mental illness treatment center.

Most of the medical books on mental illnesses on the ship come from that monastery. We can only go there and see."

This person was actually another Roland.

He was dressed exactly like Roland, with piles and piles of books around him.

Knight Roland complained, "Why don't you clean up? It's too messy. I don't even have a place to stand."

Wizard Roland was stunned and said, "How could that be? Aren't you sitting here right now?"

Suddenly, Roland realized that he had been sitting behind the desk all along!

There was no Knight Roland or Wizard Roland in the room. There was only himself from beginning to end.

He had been sitting here for who knows how long, flipping through books and doing research.

But who was fighting outside just now?

Roland recalled with a strange expression, and then suddenly understood.

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That was himself. The 'person' in the study was a part of his scattered 'attention'.

He was fighting outside while reading in the study.

There was no one in the room at all, only a few magic puppets used as eyes and arms.

But part of his attention was here, so he thought there was someone.

Roland rubbed his head and muttered, "I should get myself treated too. I actually thought of myself as another person."

There were several magic puppets placed on the table. They were dressed in small skirts and had makeup on, looking like they were playing house.

Roland recalled and thought, 'Leona secretly did it. She didn't know part of my attention was here and secretly came to the study to play.'

Shaking his head, Roland reviewed the 'Miss Helaeca's' condition.

Speaking of which, Roland had been completely subdued by this guy these days.

In order to cure her, Roland tried every means. In the end, Roland discovered that this guy was suffering from a terminal illness.

Or rather, it was a dead end.

Because he found in his research that the Red Holy Spirit was actually a super psychopath!

Her various bizarre mental symptoms were simply indescribable!

Back then, when Elina and the others first encountered the Red Spirit, they said it was a mutated Banshee.

But Roland discovered in his current research that it was actually a bottom-level creature!

The Black Forbidden Forest, this large experimental field of the Black Abyss Academy, was chosen because it was originally a place similar to the Yellow Fern Deep Forest.

Later, it was used by the Black Abyss wizards to raise many, many mysterious creatures.

In the various experiments of the Black Abyss School, the Black Forest became very seriously mutated.

Whenever the pollution level in certain areas was severe enough, some strange things would run out of the bottom world—of course, the Black Abyss wizards were happy to see this happen and did it intentionally.

The Red Holy Spirit was such a thing that ran out of the bottom world.

After it ran out, it didn't have an identity in this world, so it frantically devoured the nearby souls. Using the identities of these souls, it gained a sense of existence in this world.

It seems like she is an aggregate of souls, but in reality, she is an indescribable monster.

In a sense, she is an evil god!

Something similar to 'Leonard'!

But she is different from Leonard.

Leonard seems to be a normal 'person'. But she is not normal—through research, Roland found that she has dozens of mental illnesses!

Roland was dumbfounded at the time.

He even suspected that there was a large mental hospital in the bottom world—if there was, the Red Holy Spirit would definitely be a super psychopath who ran out of the mental hospital!

To some extent, Countess Wendy Sha's memory actually alleviated Miss Helaeca's condition.

Because when she thought she was Countess Wendy Sha, she only had one condition: 'self-recognition error'.

Roland couldn't help but rub his forehead. He muttered, "Now it's good, this lunatic thinks of herself as Helaeca. Fortunately, she doesn't have the memory of the Goddess Helaeca, otherwise it would be terrible."

Judging from the memory of Goddess Helaeca, she is also a big psychopath!

If the Red Holy Spirit had the Lady's memory, who knows what kind of fun would come out later.

"No! I have to think of a way!"

Roland closed his eyes, and then saw the perspective of Miss Red Holy Spirit.

At this sight, Roland's eyes went dark.

Because Miss Helaeca was staying in her room knitting a sweater.

Wendy Sha doesn't have this habit!

No one on the ship has the habit of knitting sweaters!

So, who did she learn it from?

Miss Red Holy Spirit sang a song while saying, "The South should be entering winter soon, and Young Master Lance doesn't have a sweater to wear yet. That won't do. Hmm, Little Leona also needs one."

As she spoke, Miss Red Holy Spirit touched her tears and muttered, "If it weren't for Master Lance, Little Leona and I might have been taken by those robbers. Wuwuwu."

As she spoke, this crazy woman put her hands together again and began to pray to the Goddess Helaeca.

'She's going crazy again!'

Roland moved his mind, and then Miss Red Holy Spirit began to yawn. After a while, she was so sleepy that she took off her clothes and went to the hammock to sleep.