I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

#294 - You can't just say hello like that! Your Highness, don't do that!

At ten o'clock, the restaurant became busy again. Roland didn't dare to leave, so he and Diana continued to work there.

However, Roland was a little afraid of seeing that 'Isabella' knight, so when he saw that things were about to get busy, he made an excuse to go to the restroom.

Although this ship was very luxurious, it lacked magic technology, so the space in various rooms was not large.

The restroom didn't have separate male and female sections—there were two separate stalls with doors, and a washbasin outside.

However, the 'seat' inside the restroom was not bad—this world didn't have squat toilets. They were all sit-down toilets.

It was cleaned very thoroughly, and its appearance was a bit like a 'northeast kang bed'.

It was about a meter wide, and the seats in the two stalls were connected.

However, although the sit-down toilets were connected like a kang bed, there was a partition inside to prevent someone from sticking their head in to see the neighbor's butt.

While Roland was relieving himself, he heard the door of the next stall open, followed by the rustling sound of pants being taken off, and then the sound of splashing water from inside.

It seemed to be a young lady. Roland felt a little embarrassed.

He quickly finished and went out to wash his hands.

Halfway through washing, the young lady from the restroom behind him also came out and stood at the washbasin next to Roland to wash her hands.

Roland looked up at the mirror, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

It was the 'Isabella' lady, who looked like a calico cat.

Seeming to notice Roland's gaze, the 'Isabella' knight glanced at him.

Roland's heart stopped.

Fortunately, the female knight only glanced at him. Roland breathed a sigh of relief.

The female knight was also quite tall, wearing boots and being about the same height as Roland.

The commoners in the south were better nourished, with an average height of 165cm, which was very close to modern standards.

But people over 1.8 meters were still rare. And even among the nobles, women over 1.8 meters were very rare.

Hmm... this height seems to be a bit higher than the information.

The information stated that Isabella's height was 178cm, but in reality... it must be 183cm+.

Roland naturally didn't greet this lord—this kind of restroom was already very common in the south. So there was an unwritten custom, which was to pretend not to see any big shots you encountered in the restroom, and don't you dare say hello!

After drying his hands with a disposable towel, Roland hurriedly left.

At this moment, he heard a sentence from behind and quickly stopped.

He heard 'Isabella' say: "You've been hiding for so many years, why did you suddenly come back from overseas? I'm not interested in the things between you and her, but what about that batch of goods!"

Roland's face couldn't help but stiffen slightly. His mind raced.

What batch of goods?

Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed through Roland's mind.

He turned his head and found that 'Isabella's' reflection in the mirror was looking at him.

Roland bowed slightly and asked, very surprised, "My Lady, are you talking to me?"

"Hmph, once we get off the ship and go to the precinct, I'll see if you'll still be so stubborn."

'Isabella' looked at Roland coldly, like a cat looking at a mouse, and then flicked her hand and left.

Roland stood there in a daze, his face changing for a long time.

Was 'Isabella' talking to Lawrence just now, or was she talking to Lance?

Hiss... Crap!

Roland just remembered one thing—Lawrence is a big shot in the Heretical Inquisition!!!

How could the people here not know him!

He actually used this disguise to get on the ship, damn it! Damn it, damn it!!

Speaking of which, this matter can't be blamed on Roland.

Because it's been over twenty years, although Roland remembered that Lawrence was a Holy Knight, how could he remember that he was a big shot in the Heretical Inquisition!

Saladin didn't mention Lawrence's identity to Roland either.

Roland heard about Lawrence's position in the Heretical Inquisition from the prisoners!

No wonder that guy stared at him so much when he entered the restaurant!

She recognizes him!

So, Lawrence is delivering goods to 'Isabella'?

Hiss... Thinking about it, it's reasonable for Lawrence to work under Isabella!

If she grabs him later and asks about the goods, what should he do?

Who the hell knows about the goods?!

It's over, it's over, it's over!

He's on a pirate ship now!

Judging from Miss Isabella's confident appearance, if the real 'Sir Lawrence' were here, he would definitely be unable to escape.

After all, her people are everywhere.

And a knight, no matter how strong, is just a numerical monster, how can they have all kinds of strange methods like wizards?

Especially the wizards of the East Region, each one of them is a mechanism monster, not to mention causing trouble on this ship, they can run even if they cause a lot of trouble in the Bleak Blood Fortress.

'I was scared to death.' Roland wiped his cold sweat.

He thought to himself: 'I'll run away when we're about to land. Otherwise, I'll have to swim ashore.'

Don't say that this is on the ship, and don't say that Isabella is being a little too arrogant.

Even if this is the prison of the Inquisition, even if Isabella finds a group of people to watch Roland, Roland can actually slip away.

He's being a little too cautious.

If it were in the East Region, and Roland was caught by a certain tower master, Roland would probably have to be like Lilith back then, unable to run away after being caught in the act.

But in this south... everyone on this ship, whether they are wizards, priests, or ascetic knights, whether they understand magic or not, in the eyes of this kind of terrorist-level East Region wizard, they are just a group of muggles with super high attributes.

Roland is now more powerful than Lilith, and Lilith can run around in the Black Abyss.

After Roland returned to the restaurant, he continued to do what he was supposed to do. He hadn't been exposed yet, and he planned to get through these two hours first.

At this time, 'Miss Isabella' should have completely recognized Roland, and actually called Roland to her side directly when eating, asking him to serve her.

Roland had been honestly listening to the adult's various instructions, even making things difficult.

'Isabella' thought that Roland had already recognized the situation, so she ordered him around in various ways.

The monks in the restaurant seemed to recognize 'Lawrence' as well. Originally, they only regarded Roland as someone else, but now, after seeing the adult's actions, they completely matched Roland with Lawrence.

Seeing 'Miss Isabella' ordering Roland around, everyone's faces were a little strange. They were all looking at their noses and hearts, not looking around or talking nonsense, and eating silently.

Soon, the monks in the restaurant finished their meal and left one after another—many left before finishing their meal.

Looking at their hurried departure, Roland was very puzzled.

He thought to himself: 'Sir Lawrence and this 'Isabella' seem to have some special relationship?'

Roland vaguely felt that the two might be both lovers and subordinates, and Sir Lawrence should have offended 'Isabella' and left for many years, possibly without even saying goodbye. She must be very angry both publicly and privately.

If that batch of goods is very important, and the matter has been delayed, this Sir Lawrence is afraid that he will not be worth dying for.

After a while, only 'Miss Isabella' was left in the restaurant.

She picked up the napkin in front of her chest, wiped her mouth, and then looked at the waiters in the distance who were cleaning up.

Looking at a particularly delicate and beautiful girl among the waiters, 'Isabella' asked expressionlessly: "Do you know that girl?"

Roland followed 'Isabella's' gaze and found that it was Diana.

Roland thought to himself: 'It's twelve o'clock now, and there are still two hours before we dock. I have to get through these two hours. It seems I have to make up some stories for Sir Lawrence.'

After thinking about it, Roland decided to tell the truth.

The general idea was that he had gone to sea many years ago and was returning, but he encountered three-headed snake pirates. After dealing with the pirates, he didn't know how to sail. So he drifted at sea for many years.

This Miss Diana was a passenger on the ship. She looked delicate, but she was actually very brave.

Diana helped a lot when he was dealing with the three-headed snakes.

In addition, she was a follower of the goddess Heraka, and she helped a lot for the two of them to board the Victoria.

Followers of the goddess Heraka know some magical divine arts, and even some magic. Miss Diana was no exception, but she was injured in the battle against the three-headed snakes, and she had some memory problems.

He was also actually injured, and he also had some memory problems.

The various explanations Roland gave were all without any problems, but when Roland was narrating these things, he was nervously scared to death.

Because he is not Lawrence!

He doesn't understand Lawrence at all!

If it was an unfamiliar person, Roland would have various ways to get away with it.

But now that he has encountered an acquaintance, it is easy to reveal flaws in a few words!

In fact, disguise is a very profound knowledge.

No matter how perfectly a wizard dresses up, it is not easy to deceive acquaintances.

To give an example—for example, you are a little nearsighted, or it is a little dark. At this time, there is someone in the distance locking the door.

You can't see his appearance clearly, and you can't even see what clothes he is wearing.

However, you can vaguely feel that this person's every move is so familiar, like... like your own father!

So, even without looking at the face or the clothes, people can vaguely recognize those people who are very, very familiar.

Roland is now encountering such a problem.

His habits, personality, and small actions are all Roland's. Not Lawrence's.

Therefore, even if 'Miss Isabella' believed his 'I have amnesia' nonsense, she would still recognize Lorence!

If he were facing someone with very low strength, he could do anything outrageous with the bizarre power of the magic mirror, and the other person would still think he was Lorence.

But the 'Miss Isabella' in front of him is a Tier 2 late-stage powerhouse! With strength approaching a demigod!

Moreover, she is a saint, a favored one of God!

She might even be a saintess or an angel!

She might even be a god from the Kingdom of Heaven!

In short, she is a minor deity that even 'Hydra' Andre would greet with a smile!

Saladin is nothing compared to her!

She is a Tier 2 late-stage powerhouse, but she is on the level of the Star Warlocks of the Eastern Territory!

With her insight, how long can I hide in front of her?

Indeed, I can escape, but that's only because this lady sees me as Lorence!

If I can bluff my way through and survive these two hours, I can live.

But if she directly sees through my identity and discovers that I am not Lorence, then I am doomed.

Miss Isabella patiently listened to Roland's words. She didn't make any comments, but just waved her hand to the supervisor below.

The supervisor understood the gesture and dismissed everyone in the restaurant, including the kitchen staff.

Soon, there was no one in the nearby cabins. Only Roland and 'Isabella' were left in the restaurant.

Roland didn't know what this fellow was going to do, but he had a feeling it wouldn't be anything good.

The moment 'Isabella' looked at Roland, sweat slowly trickled down his face.

She said these three sentences.

The first sentence scared Roland silly.

"Don't think you can fucking fool me!" Miss 'Isabella' was furious, her eyes like she wanted to eat him alive.

Roland thought to himself, "It's over. I've been recognized by Miss Isabella."

Miss 'Isabella' narrowed her eyes and said, "Don't think I don't know what you've been doing outside!"

Roland: "It's bad! It's bad! I should have thought of it earlier. Isabella knows Saladin! How could she not know Saladin? Saladin was preparing for me to play his son-in-law, Lorence, and Lorence works for Isabella.

Lorence disappeared after going to sea with Saladin.

And Countess Isabella came to the door!

Therefore, Saladin had the opportunity to fabricate some stories... and my story is different from the story Saladin fabricated!"

At this moment, 'Isabella' coldly smiled and said, "Are you still going to pretend with me? Show your true self. I don't want to see that dead face of 'Lance'."

Roland's face turned ashen.

Suddenly, a thought flashed through Roland's mind again.

He immediately released all disguises, revealing his true appearance—Black Abyss Baron Roland.

Miss 'Isabella' looked at Roland, and then actually said these words: "Stand back a little, let me see."

Roland took two steps back, showing off his body as if displaying clothes.

He quietly observed Miss 'Isabella's' expression and noticed a hint of disgust in her eyes, but even more complex emotions.

Roland thought to himself, "Of course she would be disgusted, because the angel Lorence is now occupying the body of a black wizard!

I guessed right! Saladin told Isabella that Lorence had occupied Roland's body!"

Roland had always had some guesses about Lorence.

He suspected that this person actually 'didn't exist' at all.

Because this is an angel that has completely dissipated!

The feather in the box is the angel's feather!

At this moment, Roland recalled many things about Lorence—the first time he disguised himself as Lorence, the Nagas still recognized him as Roland!

Because what they saw was Roland himself!

On the slave ship, he and the straw Roland stood together, but Belinda was sure that he and the straw Roland were two people—this was because the straw Roland carried the two names 'Lance' and 'Lorence' at the time!

Therefore, in Belinda's eyes, the straw Roland looked like Lance.

And he looked like himself.

So she asked the question 'Who are you?'—This sentence misled Roland!

Making Roland always think that Lorence had an appearance.

But in fact, Lorence has no appearance at all!

He is actually a 'soul of Heaven'!

As long as the Church recognizes Roland as the shell where Lorence descended, then even if he doesn't use the magic mirror or Lorence's identity in the future, people will still think Roland is Lorence!

No wonder Saladin thought that he could definitely disguise Lorence well and there would be no flaws. Because the magic mirror can make people think that Lorence has descended on Roland!

He doesn't even need the magic mirror, because as long as Lorence's closest relatives recognize him, as long as the person who summoned Lorence in the first place recognizes this person, Roland is Lorence!

Isabella is the person who summoned the angel in the first place!

As long as Lorence's father-in-law and wife recognize Roland as Lorence, Roland is Lorence!

Isabella should have thought of this name long ago!

A Naga once mentioned this person—Isabella is Lorence's wife!

Saladin, or rather Gawain's daughter, is also named Isabella.

And this Isabella, and Lance's backer Isabella, are the same person!

Therefore, the lady in front of him is his wife.

Roland never expected that Saladin, that old bastard, would save his life today by having him pretend to be his son-in-law!

He probably thought he was dead, because the Hydra's ship hasn't returned yet.

He made up a story to prevaricate his daughter. And her good daughter believed it. Thinking that Lorence had occupied 'Black Abyss Baron Roland' to go undercover in the Eastern Territory!

This is a very, very reasonable reason.

And as long as Saladin has someone write letters to his daughter in Roland's name, the daughter will think her husband is still alive!

He never expected that Roland would come back.

Now, Roland has not only returned, but has also coincidentally met Isabella under the arrangement of the Goddess of Fortune.

From now on, he can perfectly infiltrate the Church!

Today is really his lucky day!

But there is a problem here.

Saladin is an insider!

As long as he uses the name Lorence, he has to choose to cooperate with Saladin.

He has to wholeheartedly cooperate with him and play his son-in-law!

Roland really doesn't want to do this, because he suspects that Saladin is an incarnation of the King of a Thousand Eyes!

Suspecting that he had him play his son-in-law in the first place was to have him marry his other daughter... This is simply a perfect plan!

As long as he falls for this trick, Senior will kill him, the unfaithful man!

At that time, the old bastard's two most hated sons-in-law will both be dead... No, he still has to escape!

He can't stay on the ship using Lorence's name!

Just then, Roland saw Miss 'Isabella' coming over.

From the fiery look in Miss 'Isabella's' eyes, Roland vaguely had a very bad feeling.

Miss 'Isabella' said, "Darling, you're finally back. Did you miss me?"

She gently pressed Roland onto the chair. Rubbing his shoulders: "Comfortable, darling."

"Comfortable. Darling."

Roland's face was a little stiff, but he had to put on a gentle smile to cope with her.

Miss 'Isabella' asked again, "Do you like me or her?"

Roland was slightly stunned, thinking to himself: 'This Lorence has such a good wife, and he's still messing around outside! No wonder Saladin wants to kill you, you bastard!'

Faced with Miss 'Isabella's' question, Roland naturally gave a positive answer—not only did he say it very sincerely, but in order to please her and gain trust, he said it very flatteringly.

Miss 'Isabella' couldn't help but blossom with joy. She looked provocatively at a corner of the room—as if someone was watching there.

Then, she turned to face Roland, and then sat down on Roland's lap!

That burning gaze stared straight at Roland—Roland was paralyzed.

It's over, it's over!

He wouldn't be raped by this German-speaking female agent, would he!

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