I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
#302 - I'm losing all my SAN! Kidnapping my female boss!
Regarding the leader's anger, Roland chuckled and spat on her plate.
Sure enough, a white-robed monk not far away saw this scene and walked over with a dark face.
As a result, Isabella waved her hand, and the monk in the white linen robe bowed and retreated.
Roland's face couldn't help but stiffen slightly.
It seems that the mayor booked several rooms. And those white-robed monks are not from the mental hospital, but elites from the Mysterious Affairs Division that Isabella brought over for team building (to freeload together)!
But if that's the case, something's not right. The few patrolling in the main hall outside are definitely from the mental hospital!
There are indeed people from the mental hospital patrolling here, but they didn't see me spitting just now!
Now I'm done for!
Roland thought he was about to be disciplined by his leader, but the female leader, Isabella, placed the lobster plate in her hand on Roland's plate and gave him a very contemptuous look—a poor ghost who lives in a cheap room and tries to pick up girls by pretending to be rich!
After looking at Roland with disdain, the female leader walked around to the opposite seat to eat.
Roland was stunned for two or three seconds before he realized—Oh, she didn't see the scene of the mayor being arrested. She thought I was spitting to compete with her for lobster!
At this moment, Roland heard the female leader say with a dark face: "What are you still standing there for? Come over and take pictures."
Roland couldn't help but be slightly stunned after hearing this.
He looked not far away and found that several people from the Mysterious Affairs Division were setting up a magic camera over there.
Suddenly, Roland understood—funding.
During the day, the female leader Isabella gave Roland a file bag. In addition to Roland's ID, there were also some onboarding materials, including the department's procedures.
Photos must be taken at the banquet.
Therefore, the female leader today wants to pretend to be hosting a banquet for the mayor and then report it to the higher-ups to get funding!
But in reality, she was invited by the mayor, and he didn't even invite her to host a banquet, but just booked a few rooms!
However, the female leader of the Mysterious Affairs Division seized this good opportunity, freeloading on the free hotel buffet while pretending to be hosting various political dignitaries and wealthy businessmen from the city!
Roland felt a burst of contempt in his heart, put down what he was holding, and walked over. As a result, Isabella glared at him and said, "Bring the lobster and put it here!"
Roland was dumbfounded.
He complained in his heart: 'I'm really impressed! Aren't you the former queen? You could take some money from your private treasury to subsidize the Mysterious Affairs Division!
Why are you so stingy!
Also, how poor is the Mysterious Affairs Division? Has it fallen to this state?
Even the camera seems to be rented!'
While complaining, Roland took the lobster over. Isabella carefully arranged the various things on the long table and then glared at Roland: "You can create illusions, right?"
As she spoke, she handed Roland a photo.
It was a group photo taken in the monastery, with many people in it. Among them, Isabella and an old man in a simple linen robe stood in the center.
The old man looked very kind, with a compassionate feeling. His appearance was a bit like the 'High Sparrow' in Game of Thrones.
It seems that this old man is 'Archbishop Williams'.
He looks quite kind.
After looking at him for a while, Roland reached out and swiped a few circles in the air, and then phantoms emerged from the photo.
After these phantoms emerged, they landed on the ground and turned into people.
Then, Roland reached out and fiddled with them in the air a few times, and then those people sat down one by one, chatting and laughing as if they were alive.
What kind of illusion is this?
It's simply a group of living people who came to the banquet!
Everyone seems to have real consciousness—the mayor is still diligently chatting with Isabella.
Isabella and the group of Mysterious Affairs Division monks around her suddenly shrank their pupils when they saw this scene.
Isabella knew that this guy's magic was a bit powerful, but she didn't expect it to be able to do this.
It almost deceived her!
Many monks gave Roland a thumbs up with shining eyes—obviously, in their eyes, Lawrence, a colleague who had been a spy in the South, should have Roland's level.
Jeanna had never been in contact with black wizards before and was not from the Inquisition. She couldn't see the tricks of this magic and thought that powerful magicians had this level, not knowing the difference between heaven and earth.
Isabella took a deep look at Roland.
Roland chose to ignore the female leader's gaze. He glanced at the door—a few monks had just passed by the door and were attracted.
They solemnly recorded something in their notebooks and then walked over.
Sure enough, before long, the group of monks began to negotiate with the people from the Mysterious Affairs Division.
Seeing this group of people coming to make trouble again, Isabella couldn't help but get angry. She knew that these guys were difficult to deal with and that her subordinates couldn't handle it, so she got up and went to negotiate with them.
Roland moved his fingers a few times, those illusions blocked everyone's sight, then he patted Diana on the shoulder and used the Snake Ring to take Diana away, then he disappeared into the crowd.
It turned out that Roland did it on purpose.
From the moment he saw Diana, he had ulterior motives—he planned to run away, and when he saw Diana, he naturally wanted to find a way to take her away too.
He had heard before that many black wizards were imprisoned in the monastery, so he knew that the archbishop managed things very broadly.
The monks in the monastery would definitely take care of anyone who used black magic, and Isabella needed Roland and wouldn't let them take Roland away.
So Roland deliberately created this chaos and stole Diana as a hostage.
As a result, as soon as he hid his figure and entered the back kitchen, he felt someone pat him on the shoulder.
—Isabella didn't notice me slipping away, who has the strength to discover me?!
Even Jeanna probably doesn't have this ability!
This is a concealment technique stronger than Lilith's!
Roland now even has the confidence to sneak into the Snake Tower and steal things under Instructor Ushak's nose!
But he was discovered so easily!
Roland looked back in disbelief, and then he froze there as if he had seen a ghost.
There were several waiters and several guests, a total of five or six, all very familiar.
The one who patted Roland on the shoulder was an old waiter with a very kind face.
He solemnly said to another waiter next to him who was writing something in a notebook: "How much is it now?"
The waiter said: "It's 87 points. He has to be hospitalized."
The five or six people gathered together to discuss, and during the discussion, they would occasionally come over to turn Roland's eyelids and check Roland's tongue.
Seeing this scene, Roland was completely dumbfounded.
These five or six people were exactly the priest and the monks who had followed Roland all the way from the entrance of the hall to the elevator door!
This group of doctors left on the surface, but in reality, they never left!
They secretly changed their clothes and secretly followed Roland all the way!
A lot of things had already been recorded in that notebook!
Roland grabbed his hair and felt that his sanity was about to drop—this is too outrageous, right?! Am I dreaming?!
Don't I really have a disease like paranoia?!
My father has this disease!
In a daze, a charming female 'waiter' walked over solemnly and said: "Stick out your tongue."
The female waiter checked with a small mirror and said to the priest: "Didn't take the medicine."
The priest frowned slightly and said earnestly: "Child, you have to take your medicine on time."
Roland hurriedly found the small bag that the priest had given him before. He flipped through the doctor's instructions inside and found that he had to take 3 kinds of medicine at 18:00 in the afternoon.
Roland's face couldn't help but become extremely ugly.
At this moment, a monk stuffed over 4 more kinds of medicine: "Child, your condition is more serious than previously assessed. Take them together."
Under the caring gaze of everyone, Roland gritted his teeth and took all 7 kinds of medicine.
After eating, the female waiter came to Roland again and said: "Stick out your tongue."
Roland obediently opened his mouth. The female waiter checked for a while, sometimes asking Roland to raise his tongue, sometimes asking Roland to turn his tongue to the left and right.
At this moment, the female waiter suddenly snapped her fingers, and then Roland actually felt that he was fixed somewhere by some extremely terrifying magic!
—Arcane. Pseudo-Space-Time Stillness LV10!
The female waiter stretched out her hand, turned her palm over, and then a wine glass appeared in her hand.
The wine glass was filled with cold boiled water out of thin air in her gaze, and then it was poured into Roland's mouth.
She reached out and closed Roland's chin, and then stretched out two fingers and hooked them a few times. Then, Roland swallowed like a puppet on a string.
Roland's face suddenly became extremely ugly.
After doing all this, the person who was taking notes said: "He didn't take the medicine just now, and now it's exactly 100 points. He should be taken back for compulsory treatment."
Hearing this, the priest's eyes revealed a fanatical look, and he grinned and stretched out his hand to Roland, looking like he was grabbing a rag doll.
Roland felt that the hand was getting bigger and bigger. He seemed to be slowly turning into a rag doll!
This... What kind of magic is this?!
Does the South have this kind of magic?!
Seeing Roland getting smaller and smaller, a middle-aged waiter next to him suddenly stretched out his hand and interrupted the priest.
He said: "He has already taken the medicine now. After the medicine takes effect, the situation will be better. It should be reduced by 5 points. He only needs to come to the hospital later and doesn't need compulsory treatment."
The priest frowned.
The alluring woman beside him coughed and said, "Sir, there are no vacant beds in the hospital's intensive care unit right now. One will be available tomorrow morning."
The priest's brow gradually relaxed. He nodded, patted Roland's shoulder with concern, and said earnestly, "Child, you should be aware of your condition. You must take your medicine on time."
After speaking, the priest conferred with the others in hushed tones. Then, he came back, straightened Roland's clothes, and said as if caring for a child, "Child, tomorrow from 10:00 to 12:00. Be sure to come on time. We will arrange a special expert consultation for you."
The alluring woman reminded him with a smile, "If you don't come, you will be forced to undergo treatment, you know ~ ~"
As she spoke, the group chatted and walked away.
Halfway there, the alluring woman and a few other attendants secretly turned back to give Roland a look, conveying some thoughts—don't come, escape quickly! Don't use magic on the way!
It seemed that these attendants were all coerced by that priest.
After the group left, Roland was covered in sweat.
Strangely, even though so much had just happened in the kitchen, the chefs all turned a blind eye.
It was only at this moment that someone suddenly noticed an extra person in the kitchen.
The head chef was furious. He didn't care about guests or anything else; this was his kingdom.
After shouting for a while, he had people shoo Roland out.
Standing blankly at the door, Roland felt the effects of the medicine gradually taking hold in his body.
Then, he woodenly took the Book of Aleyah out of his serpent ring and opened it. He saw three more lines of records on it.
【SAN-1】
【Madness Contamination - 0.01%】
The latest novels are first published on 6_9_book_bar!
【Second-Order Advancement Rate + 0.01%】
Just as Roland was looking at it, three more lines of records popped up.
【SAN-1】
【Madness Contamination - 0.01%】
【Second-Order Advancement Rate + 0.01%】
"This medicine... this medicine really works?"
Roland was completely dumbfounded.
Recalling the priest's kind smile, a very strange thought suddenly arose in his mind.
Roland thought to himself: 'That lunatic, did he really see that I'm sick?'
Then he specially followed me all the way to see if I was taking my medicine properly?
But that's crazy enough!
That guy is definitely not normal!
Moreover, this kind of medicine comes at the cost of losing SAN!'
The warning look in the eyes of those attendants as they left was still vivid in Roland's mind.
He thought to himself: 'The monastery is definitely not normal, I can't go, I definitely can't go for treatment!'
'I can't stay here! I can't stay here! I definitely can't stay here tonight! I have to leave now!'
This is not something he can handle. With that priest's terrifying strength, his senior apprentice sister must have been caught!
He has to get someone quickly!
The old abyssal ones have already crawled out of the Eastern Territory and should be able to fight with this group of lunatics.
As for that priest, I'm afraid an elder has to come!
Thinking of this, Roland wiped his cold sweat and was about to leave, but as soon as he walked past the front door, someone suddenly patted him on the shoulder.
He was so frightened that he almost jumped up. When he turned his head, he saw Liana.
The female knight leaned against the wall near the door and said with a sneer, "Where are you going?"
Roland cursed inwardly. He said, "Liana, those doctors who just left have problems! You guys should leave quickly too. We definitely can't stay here tonight! Otherwise, we'll all be caught!"
Liana laughed mockingly, "Brother-in-law, don't play tricks. Just now, a few attendants went over—don't think I don't know you want to run!"
As she spoke, Liana grabbed Roland's neck fiercely and dragged him back to the restaurant.
'I'm really convinced!'
Roland shouted inwardly: 'You're an idiot! You and that woman are both idiots! No, I must find a way to leave tonight!'
'That's right, the priest just gave me some medicine seeds, which seem to be a few kinds of potions. Plus the shackles of original sin...'
The priest and his gang are definitely a group of super demon potion masters.
If he used his own refined demon potions, Roland wouldn't be able to take down two second-order female powerhouses.
But using the priests' medicine, he could give it a try!
At this time, Roland had been taken by Liana to the long table before.
Isabella was eating with seven or eight elites from the Department of Mysteries.
After seeing Roland, Isabella smiled coldly. She didn't make a scene on the spot and planned to deal with him after eating and returning to her room.
Roland was pressed into the seat by Liana, and then Liana took the book from his hand.
Isabella pointed to the ring on Roland's hand, and Liana reached out and pulled Roland's ring off.
After Isabella took the book and the ring, she first looked at the Book of Aleyah, and then showed a very SAN-dropping expression.
She picked up the serpent ring and studied it for a while, and then closed her eyes. It seemed that she was checking the things inside.
After a while, Diana returned to the table with a confused look, and then Isabella took out a pile of things—all of Roland's personal privacy, letters, and the like.
Seeing this woman rummaging through his privacy, Roland cursed in his heart: 'I'll endure it for now, and I'll settle the score with you two later!'
Before long, Isabella finished reading the things. She handed a piece of parchment to Roland with a smile that was not a smile.
Roland frowned and took it. After looking at it, he was first overjoyed and then horrified.
It was his senior apprentice sister's letter!
She replied!
But the content inside made Roland's heart feel cold.
The content was roughly about reporting safety, and it also mentioned that after his senior apprentice sister sent Roland to port, she accidentally saved a baby girl.
Her talent was very good, and his senior apprentice sister took her as a disciple.
Previously, this child had been raised by the White Queen. Now that the Alarica affair was over, the child had grown up... graceful and beautiful.
His senior apprentice sister mentioned a lot about this little apprentice.
In addition, the feeling between the lines was a bit disordered, as if his senior apprentice sister had a problem with her mind.
She finally emphasized again that she was doing well recently and had no trouble at all.
However, the original plan had a slight accident.
Therefore, she couldn't go to the south for the time being.
Perhaps, it would take a few months?
She felt that things had settled down now, so Roland could actually leave the south and go to the Eastern Territory to teach his beloved disciple with her sooner.
After reading it, Roland was not well at all.
His senior apprentice sister must have been locked up in a mental hospital!
She felt that she couldn't escape, so when she was sober, she wrote herself a letter to trick herself into leaving!
So, I really have a daughter?
That disciple... that disciple is my daughter?!
Originally, Roland was very skeptical about this matter.
Especially the matter of his daughter. He had been doing divination frequently recently. If he had offspring, there would be relevant content in the divination.
Before, when Roland first heard the news in the office, he was stunned.
Later, he thought it was wrong.
He and his senior apprentice sister were not married yet. If they had children, it would be a scandal in the Eastern Royal Family!
So, how could Isabella know that he had a daughter?!
Therefore, after going out, Roland began to doubt it.
But now, this letter was simply a fatal blow to Roland.
His senior apprentice sister said it herself!
Could it be fake?
As for why Isabella knew, she must have seen Catherine.
Although there were still some strange places in the matter, Roland was now anxious.
This letter had the flavor of a farewell letter!
How long would it take for the old abyssal ones to come from the Eastern Territory? Could they make it in time?!
Roland thought to himself: 'I must go and see first!'
Can I cooperate with Isabella?
Impossible, she won't cooperate. I have to find a way to get the specific location of his senior apprentice sister from her mouth.'
Roland still knew nothing about the situation in the monastery. If his senior apprentice sister was really under house arrest, then this matter must be classified as confidential.
I'm afraid only the higher-ups of the monastery and Isabella knew where his senior apprentice sister was being held.
The priest's potion should be able to help him complete this work, but how to find a chance to drug her?
Isabella likes to eat lobster... um, no, to be precise, she doesn't particularly like to eat lobster, but she likes to eat expensive things.
But if he took the initiative to add dishes for her, it seemed a little too abrupt, and she would be vigilant.
At this time, Liana suddenly nudged Roland and then pointed her chin at a few newly served dishes not far away.
She was using Roland as a male servant, asking him to add dishes for Liana.
Roland was slightly stunned. Miss Liana seemed to be planning to use him like she did last time.
Roland gave a thumbs up to Liana, the good assistant, in his heart. He decided to spank her and her sister a few less times when he tied them up at night.
You stinky women, you always play with me!
You always want to send me to a mental hospital!
You wait for me!
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