I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
#308 - Hello, Dean! If you don't treat me, I'm going to become crazy!
Johnson pointed at Roland's nose and roared, "He touched my things!"
Roland didn't say a word. He quietly observed the behavior of Dean 'Saint Peter (Williams)' and found them very similar to the six people in his memory.
But they really seemed to be meeting Roland for the first time.
They even sized Roland up, after all, very few people had been voluntarily admitted to the hospital recently. Moreover, this Mr. Lawrence was Isabella's husband.
These six people were all quite strong.
The Sister Head Nurse was a Saint, her strength no less than Dagma's. If she were outside, she could be an Archbishop!
And that Lord Williams was even more remarkable.
Most Archbishops were basically Second Order. But as the Archbishop of Holy City, his strength was no less than a Cardinal. He was a Third Order Demigod.
In the Black Abyss, he could be an Elder!
By the way, this is a monastery, belonging to a religious order. So everyone here belongs to the category of monks and nuns—except for Williams, none of the others have ecclesiastical positions. Not any bishops, nor any priests, not even pastors.
They are just nuns and monks.
They are doctors and nurses of the Holy Spirit Hospital.
Logically speaking, those with ecclesiastical positions should go out and do things.
Archbishop Williams is responsible for many things in the Holy Church. He is also the Dean of the Monastery, so he is busy all day long.
But recently he has been staying in the hospital, like a hospital director, even participating in shifts.
On the one hand, there are many important people here, and the Archbishop has to personally guard here to treat their illnesses.
On the other hand, the monastery has been quite turbulent recently, so he personally stationed here day and night, fearing that something would happen to these important patients.
The identity of the Holy City Archbishop is obviously very high, like a Cardinal. But now he looks like he can't wait to kneel down and kowtow to Johnson, begging him to stop making trouble.
The Dean sighed secretly at the door, he looked at Roland and said, "Why did you touch his things?"
Roland was very speechless. He said, "Dean, I didn't touch his things. After I came here early this morning, I went straight to sleep and didn't leave the room."
The Sister Head Nurse looked at Ben and said, "The new patient is called 'Lawrence', and used to be the 'Chief Inquisitor' in the Heresy Tribunal. This time he came with Countess Isabella."
Saying that, the Sister whispered to the Dean, "He is Isabella's husband."
The Dean revealed a look of realization.
A doctor flipped through the documents in his hand and said, "Sir Lawrence completed the check-in procedures yesterday evening after dinner, around six o'clock. He came yesterday. According to the record, it seems like he also swiped his meal card. But he wasn't in the room during the evening room check."
The Head Nurse whispered, "I met Sir Lawrence when I was on night duty last night. He doesn't seem to remember me now."
After a pause, the Head Nurse whispered to the Dean again, "He should have amnesia and often gets lost."
Roland was slightly stunned after hearing this, his brain almost crashed.
I came here at six o'clock last night?
At six o'clock last night, I was still eating with Catherine and them in the Xia Palace cafeteria!
In the middle of the night, I was hugging my wives!
I didn't come here!
I only checked in in the early morning!
Wait... Roland suddenly remembered what happened when he checked in in the early morning—the person on duty flipped through the things and directly led himself over. There were no check-in procedures, and no one diagnosed his condition.
However, he directly moved in.
And now, the Head Nurse is still holding his medical record!
Roland was completely dumbfounded.
What's going on?
The Dean looked at Johnson and asked, "What did he touch of yours?"
Johnson shouted angrily, "Every night before I go to bed, I have to fill a basin with hot water and put it under the bed, so that 12 hours later, when I get up during the day, I can directly use hot water to wash my face!
As a result, when I got up in the morning, I saw that the water was cold!
It must have been him who changed it!
I filled the hot water at eight o'clock last night, and the water was still hot at that time!
Besides me, he is the only one in the room. If he didn't change it, who did?!"
Johnson became more and more angry, his voice was a little hysterical, he pointed at Roland's nose and shouted, "Why did you change my hot water?!
Is it fun?!
Why is everyone like this!
Why do you have to change my hot water to cold!"
Roland was dumbfounded.
The hot water was filled at eight o'clock last night, and it was placed in the basin, not in the thermos.
It would be strange if it wasn't cold after a day and a night!
Roland didn't want to argue with a lunatic, but he really couldn't hold back. He said, "Do you want to listen to what you are saying?"
Johnson reached out and interrupted Roland, shouting, "Dean, look! He can't even understand human language!"
The Dean said helplessly to Roland, "Why did you change his hot water?"
Roland sighed and said helplessly, "Alright, I changed it."
The Dean said, "Quickly apologize to Johnson, and don't touch your roommate's things in the future ~"
Roland rubbed his face and said, "Sorry, Johnson, I won't touch your hot water again in the future."
As soon as these words came out, the Dean and others gave Roland an approving look.
Everyone naturally knew that Roland was wronged. The reason why the Dean said that just now was to appease Johnson's emotions.
—As expected of someone from the Tribunal, his quality is high! He didn't desperately defend himself, knowing to cooperate at critical moments.
It seems that he is not very sick... Why is he hospitalized?
Observe for a period of time, if there is no big problem, he can be released.
After all, this is Isabella's husband, if he stays here all the time, it is inevitable that people will misunderstand.
Now there are rumors everywhere that the Holy Spirit Hospital is constantly arresting people outside, and Lord Williams is about to die of worry.
The Dean said to Johnson, "Johnson, Mr. Lawrence has already apologized. He said that he will not touch your things again in the future."
The Dean was coaxing a child!
Johnson was still very angry, and it took the crowd a long time to calm him down.
After appeasing Johnson, the doctors did some examinations on Roland.
During this period, Williams personally cast a few truth spells, seemingly to confirm Roland's condition.
After doing all this, Williams looked at the medical record that was opened last night in his hand, muttered a few words with a strange expression, then comforted Roland and left with his people.
The Head Nurse stayed behind with a few nurses. The other nurses watched Johnson take his medicine, and the Head Nurse personally brought the medicine to Roland's side.
The Head Nurse is very strong, a Saint. No weaker than Dagma.
In the Eastern Territory, strength equals status.
But this Head Nurse is very humble.
After she came over, she seemed to see that Roland showed a very rejecting expression, so she knelt halfway beside Roland's bed and softly persuaded him:
"Sir Lawrence, the Holy Spirit Hospital does not advocate forced medication, but you came to the hospital voluntarily, you must want to cure your epilepsy.
As a 'Guardian Knight' in the church, we know that you have been fighting against the darkness to protect us all your life, and we hope you can recover soon."
The Sister gently spoke in a soft voice, her eyes filled with sincerity.
Roland carefully looked into her eyes and scrutinized her for a long time. He was sure that this person was not acting.
She was really concerned about herself!
Caring for himself with an attitude of gratitude... Look at those nuns around him!
The contrast is too strong!
Compared to Theresa and those guys who despise the master all day long, this nun is simply an angel!
Roland couldn't help but show a confused expression—the people yesterday also included this nun, are they really the same person?
Roland asked, "Who opened my medical record?"
The Sister revealed a bit of embarrassment, she said somewhat awkwardly, "It has Dean Williams' signature on it, he should have personally diagnosed you last night, but frankly speaking, he doesn't remember this matter...
But please believe that Williams is professional. He may just be too busy recently, so he forgot about this matter."
Roland said, "I saw that he later wrote another diagnosis for me. Can you show me both diagnoses?"
The Sister Head Nurse handed both diagnoses to Roland.
After Roland flipped through them, his expression became even more strange.
The handwriting of the two diagnoses is exactly the same! Even some habitual small notes and symbols are exactly the same!
This was definitely written by the same person!
Williams' handwriting is very special—like ghost drawings!
This kind of handwriting cannot be imitated!
Because besides himself, I'm afraid no one else can see what is written inside!
If you give it to another doctor in the hospital, the other doctor will be dumbfounded after reading it.
So this is definitely, and can only be, written by himself!
No wonder Lord Williams muttered a few words to himself when he left.
Because it seems that the old diagnosis was written by him. But he doesn't remember it!
If Lord Williams hadn't been having people do a checkup on himself every day recently, he would have suspected that he had amnesia.
Roland asked, "Lord Williams' handwriting is a bit scribbled, I can't understand it very well, can you tell me what specific disease I have and what medicine I need to take?"
The Sister patiently explained it to Roland.
Roland had read many medical works from the Saint Vilmik Monastery when he was on the ship before, and the Black Abyss had also studied him, so he basically knew his own situation.
For example, personality splitting, a confused sense of time, photophobia, and so on, all matched up, but in reality, this wasn't an illness. These were side effects left behind by Roland when practicing various secret techniques.
Personality splitting, for instance, was a side effect of 'Little Roland'—if this illness were cured, Roland wouldn't be able to make the Little Rolands so perverted after recreating them.
In fact, Roland can still create Little Rolands, but after acquiring the Thousand Body Technique, he has completely abandoned the idea of using it.
But the fact that the hospital can treat this kind of illness shows how amazing the Holy Spirit Hospital really is!
After all, even Roland himself has no way to deal with these side effects!
Also, the confused sense of time is a sequela left behind from long-term cultivation.
Photophobia is a side effect of the Night Demon Secret Technique.
The hospital can actually cure these!
Similar to these sequelae, they are actually some weaknesses Roland has during battle and cultivation. Although their impact isn't very large, accumulating them would be a big problem.
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On one hand, it's easy to have weaknesses seized by others in battle. On the other hand, it's easy to become possessed by demons during cultivation.
If these side effects can all be cured, then thank God!
In addition, Roland is very certain that he has 'Fiendish Corruption'.
This item was also checked out.
And they can treat it!
Roland doesn't understand 'Fiendish Corruption' very well; records about this disease are very scarce.
But the hospital's experts have done in-depth research.
Currently, based on the phenomena, it can lead to several very serious problems.
One is that as the Fiendish Corruption accumulates more and more in Roland's body, his willpower will become more and more chaotic. Or rather, the maximum value of his SAN will become lower and lower!
According to the diagnosis report, SAN may become negative with the corruption!
Once it becomes negative, according to the hospital, 'Lawrence the Angel' will become 'Fiendish Angel'—which is what Roland calls a Fiendish Immortal~
Another is that it affects Roland's advancement rate!
If the corruption is too severe, the probability of Roland advancing will directly become negative, meaning he might become a Fiendish Immortal after a single sleep.
The hospital can also treat this disease.
The hospital provided two options.
The first option is a palliative treatment, requiring long-term medication in the future, but this treatment cannot completely eradicate the corruption in the body.
If this corruption is carried in the body for a long time, then Roland's SAN resistance will become very low. When he doesn't have the Fiendish Disease, if he encounters something evil, with Roland's resistance to the mysterious, his SAN might only drop one or two points.
But if he carries this disease for a long time, his resistance will become lower and lower, and in the future, he might suddenly have an epiphany in the mysterious and empty his SAN value.
The first option is the simplest. But the hospital doesn't recommend doing this.
The second option is a bit complicated and also involves Roland's other 'disease'—the diagnosis report calls this disease 'Wizard Disease'.
To put it bluntly, it means having magic power in the body!
According to the theories of the Eastern Border Wizards, everything in the world has magic power.
The Southern Church also believes this because it is an objective fact.
But they believe that magic power originates from the pollution left behind by the evil gods (Wizard Sages) in ancient times.
Modern living beings are born with original sin, as if they have eaten the forbidden fruit.
Many people are born with a terrifying magic power—in the Eastern Border, people call this 'natural-born wizards'.
But in the South, the Church believes this is the curse of the evil gods.
The Light and Shadow Pantheon Church believes that magic power is the source of Fiendish Disease!
Only those who have magic power in their bodies will become hosts of Fiendish Disease.
As long as there is magic power in the body, Fiendish Disease cannot be completely eradicated.
Therefore, the Church strictly prohibits cultivating the path of wizards.
The magic power of the Southern wizards doesn't come from themselves. They use the power of God to guide the magic power in nature. Their own magic power is just a small trigger.
Due to the existence of the 'Hymn Assembly' and because the South needs to resist the North, the Church in this era has a very high tolerance for those who have magic power.
However, these people must regularly enter the Holy Spirit Hospital and other places to check their Fiendish Corruption. If there is a problem, they must undergo treatment.
Either take medicine to suppress their Fiendish Corruption, or eradicate it completely.
The side effect is turning from a wizard into a mortal.
Of course, for Southerners, this is only beneficial and not harmful. Because they can cast spells without magic power—even a citizen with a seventh-grade elemental aptitude can use magic as long as they have faith and have undergone systematic training!
Moreover, the more 'mixed' the elemental aptitude, or rather, the more comprehensive the affinity for various elements, the stronger the person.
Therefore, in the South's view, people with high elemental affinity are natural-born mages!
The head nurse believes that Roland is a natural-born mage, the darling favored by the God of Magic!
Yesterday, the head nurse retrieved 'Lawrence's' personal resume. Knowing that he had gone to sea twenty or thirty years ago.
And in the morning, Isabella called the dean. After the call, the dean also retrieved 'Lawrence's' personal file from the Mysterious Department.
The head nurse knew that 'Lawrence' had stayed in the Eastern Border. She firmly believed that the reason 'Lawrence' could do so well in the Eastern Border and be so recognized by the wizards was because he was a natural-born mage.
And this mage has definitely been using his faith to cast magic.
Otherwise, how could a person with a seventh-grade elemental aptitude reach his current level in just over twenty years?
Of course, this also left him with deep sequelae. He used the power of God to forcibly stuff too much magic power into his body, and then faced too much evil, causing him to suffer from such severe Fiendish Disease.
At this time, the other nurses took Johnson out for an examination.
The head nurse closed the door and said to Roland in a low voice: "Sir Lawrence, around four o'clock this morning, Lady Isabella made a phone call.
The Mysterious Department has announced to the hospital the mission you carried out in the Eastern Border.
After receiving your file, the dean pulled five of us to conduct a discussion on your current condition.
We believe that only by completely eradicating the Wizard Disease in your body can your current condition be completely cured."
Completely curing Wizard Disease... This is equivalent to abolishing one's cultivation.
But Roland was very calm.
For most wizards, once their magic power completely dissipates, they have to start all over again—magic power means their realm.
But for another part of wizards, it's not a big problem.
These wizards who are not afraid of problems are the 'Truth Wizards'—truth is their realm!
They have already stepped into the Gate of Truth.
Therefore, after losing their magic power, it seems that their realm has disappeared, but in fact, they are already standing behind the Gate of Truth.
So they can quickly cultivate back.
In addition, their own bodies have already been transformed by magic power, so their cultivation speed will be very fast.
If this wizard also knows how to forge faith and use divine magic, then he will be no different from those great priests who came out of the Hymn Assembly.
Roland belongs to this part of the wizards who are not afraid of magic power dissipating—he has already stepped into the Gate of Truth.
But there is a problem here, that is, he has only stepped into the first Gate of Truth.
But!
On his path of the knight, he is already a quasi-second-order Sword Saint!
Similar to people like 'Duchess Leia of Dry Blood Fortress', they have hardly cultivated any magic and have entered the second Gate of Truth purely through the path of the knight!
Roland can completely do it too!
It's just that compared to the duchess, Roland has always lacked a complete and suitable cultivation method—such as the 'Great Vermick Swordsmanship'.
But this is 'Great Vermick'!
(PS: I have been sorting out and revising the later plot today, so today it's only 5K. If all goes well, I can update 10K normally tomorrow.
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