I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
#337 - Talk big! Disdain in war but pay attention to tactics!
Roland didn't know that the real Cohlerd hadn't left, and he didn't know that he would wake up in a few hours to look for him.
He was on the carpet in the ward, holding Anna.
Today, Roland realized that Anna had two appearances.
The first is the 'Ancient Elf Anna' that Roland saw at the very beginning.
Wizards have always believed that there is a group of the most primitive elves in this world.
These elves are naturally powerful, like demigods when they grow up, and the Elf King is like a god.
They have an inseparable relationship with modern elves.
More ancient and noble than high elves.
High elves generally have a lifespan of thousands of years and are truly long-lived species, but ancient elves are immortal species.
They are very tall and possess god-like power.
Many ancient elves, like druids, can transform into many different forms.
Many ancient elves often appear in the form of 'half-human, half-deer'.
High elves believe that ancient elves are the spokespersons of the Moon God, the angels of the Moon God.
In primitive societies, people worshiped them as gods.
That three-to-four-meter-tall 'big cat Anna' is what Anna looks like when she completely unleashes all her power.
When she transforms into this form, Anna is full of wildness, fiery and passionate.
Back then, she and Narl were cursed and unable to control their power, which led to them always being in that state.
Among them, Anna was more seriously ill, so not only was her body like that, but her thinking was also greatly affected.
But in reality, Anna doesn't usually act in such a primitive and fiery manner.
The beautiful, innocent, but also a bit fiery 'Elf Irina' is Anna's true appearance in normal times.
This time, in order for Anna to play Jeanna well, the King of Thousand Eyes gave this goddaughter a 'Syndra Orb'.
This treasure is a small orb on the 'Orb of the God of Deception' necklace. The Orb of the God of Deception is the main body, and the Syndra Orb is the sub-body.
Anna already knew some transformation spells, and with this thing, Anna could not only easily switch between the ancient elf form and the elf Irina form, but also transform into any appearance—including humans.
After learning about this treasure, Roland was overjoyed and started playing various Cosplays with Anna.
He had Anna transform into her elf form—two meters and four tall. When standing with Roland, Roland had to stand on tiptoe to reach her chest.
The two of them are chatting now.
Anna said, "Roland, Roland, what is 'xx student'?"
Roland said, "Oh, Sister Irina, you just came back from studying abroad and don't quite understand our language and customs. My senior Catherine, as your classmate, didn't teach you well, which is really too much."
"But it doesn't matter, we are neighbors. In the future, you can take me to and from school, and I will teach you foreign languages."
Anna said, "I... I don't want to learn foreign languages from you. You are a bad person. I... I want to tell your sister."
Roland said, "I'm still a child, how bad can I be?"
Anna said, "Then I kindly accompany you, but you take advantage of me sleeping to do this kind of thing."
After this script, Anna didn't want to play with Roland anymore.
He was too bad.
Anna already felt that she was bad enough today, because after she entered the door, she couldn't help but hug Roland and kiss him passionately.
But Roland was even worse.
He even made up a script!
Saying that his father fostered him in the home of a good friend as an 'xx student'. There was also a child in this family named Catherine, who was several years older than Roland.
Originally, Catherine asked her classmate Anna to teach Roland foreign languages, but as she taught, she taught him into bed.
Anna was very innocent, and her sense of substitution was relatively strong. She couldn't help but ask Roland whether he liked Catherine or her.
Roland told Anna that although he and Catherine were betrothed to each other, he only regarded Catherine as a senior. The person he truly liked was Anna, the older sister next door who had returned from studying abroad.
Anna felt so happy when she heard that Roland liked her and didn't like her sister.
And also felt so guilty.
And also so excited
She didn't want to play with Roland anymore.
Today, her sister asked her to accompany Roland in order to protect him, not to do such absurd things with him.
These days, that Cohlerd might come back to make trouble for Roland at any time, and Anna felt that they couldn't waste their energy on this kind of thing during this period.
Roland 'shot himself in the foot'. He kept saying that Cohlerd had his eye on him, which was why he had tricked Anna over. Now that Anna used this reason not to play with him, he could only put on his clothes in disappointment.
After putting on the loose shorts and bathrobe he wore to sleep, Roland turned around to look at Anna and couldn't help but freeze in place.
On the carpet, a beautiful, unfamiliar woman was sitting there, tidying her hair in front of the mirror.
This woman was much prettier than 'Jeanna'. She was heroic and had a kind of heroic spirit. Her slender eyebrows were like sharp swords, and her eyes were like the stars in the sky.
Roland felt that she seemed to need a wine gourd and a sword.
Seeing Roland showing that kind of smiling face again and leaning over, Anna gently pushed him away and said, "Don't be like this."
She just wanted to lie quietly on the bed with Roland and hug each other.
Roland knew what Anna was thinking, sat on the carpet, and quietly hugged her.
The two of them looked at the fireplace and chatted.
As she spent time with Roland, Anna became more and more delicate and dependent on him in private.
Compared to her usual forthright appearance, she was completely different.
Seeing Anna like this, Roland's heart was full of tenderness. He thought to himself, 'Is this what it feels like to marry a tigress back home?'
The contrast between these sisters is so great.
Catherine usually seems like an iceberg, always with a haughty and arrogant appearance. But every time Roland holds her down, she seems like a shy young woman, which is so interesting.
Anna usually seems like a volcano, with a sharp sword in her eyes. But after being hugged by Roland, she becomes as gentle as water.
She always clamors to eat Roland, but when she really opens her mouth, she is so scared that she trembles and doesn't dare to put him in her mouth.
But when she transforms back into 'Big Cat Anna', it's different. She will really bite down and eat him into her stomach.
Therefore, Roland didn't play with Anna according to the original plan today—he got scared halfway through.
He had originally prepared a pair of shackles of original sin, intending to lock up Big Cat Anna.
But he felt like he couldn't lock her up.
He had to trick the shackles of original sin from Catherine's hands. Those shackles are stronger. The three-headed snake shackles of original sin in his hands are not strong enough.
'When Anna goes berserk in that form, she's as terrifying as a dragon. If I don't transform into an angel, I probably won't be able to hold her down.'
Roland hadn't even tried his current strength yet.
Especially the strength after transforming into an angel.
Thinking of this, Roland hurriedly shook his head, shaking off this damn thought.
It was said that the angel form was going to be banned. If his wives saw him in this form, he would have to sleep in separate beds in the future!
At this moment, Roland felt the crystal ball in his snake ring suddenly light up.
Roland coughed and went to the balcony to avoid Anna.
After taking out the crystal ball and lighting it up, Catherine's face appeared.
She seemed a little haggard.
Catherine said, "Not asleep yet?"
Roland secretly glanced at the time. It was only a little past eleven. So he secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Just meditating, what's wrong?"
Catherine rubbed her forehead and said, "The Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits' matter is going very smoothly. They are like pomegranates with their skins peeled off and can no longer restrain the shadows within them."
"From what we've deduced, even if we no longer use magic arrays to control them, the six 'pools' will, in a few hours, be like the Hongdu Dam releasing water, frantically emptying the water."
"Around dawn, the six Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits will become six separate individuals and be successfully and completely contained."
"But for some reason, the magic calculation matrix came to a different conclusion—your answering machine believes that the Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits will inexplicably disappear for a period of time at four in the morning."
"I don't know if the magic calculation matrix made a mistake, but after we repeatedly verified it, the matrix still gave this conclusion."
"Although everyone believes that even if the Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits disappear, they will most likely reappear in the Half-Study. After all, most people are in this study."
"But I'm worried that the Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits will really suddenly disappear in the middle of the night and then come looking for you."
"You know, although the werewolf isn't here, the Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits still have his thoughts."
Roland knew that this was another sequela of his words before he left.
He opened his mouth to comfort Catherine, but when the words reached his lips, he closed his mouth again.
Roland was in a sage state at this time, and his thinking was very clear.
After thinking about it, he couldn't help but ask himself a question—Cohlerd doesn't have any mental problems, but you think he's the biggest psycho.
Conversely, wouldn't people also think that I'm the biggest psycho?
Damn it
After secretly complaining, Roland said, "That is indeed possible. I will pay attention. If I see them, I will bring them over."
At this time, Johnson approached the crystal ball. He said, "Kid, I know that the Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits have been thoroughly researched by us, so they are not scary at all. If you encounter them, use some tricks and you can get them over here."
"But you must know that the Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits commanded by Cohlerd and the Mind-Stealing Holy Spirits not commanded by Cohlerd are two completely different creatures!"
“The Wishing Machine can be activated with the Philosopher's Stone. If Coleridge collected the Philosopher's Stone in a parallel world, then the Deduction Machine's conclusion about the sudden disappearance of the Six Holy Spirits would be reasonable.”
Speaking of this, Johnson smiled and stroked his beard, his ulterior motives revealed: "So, I suggest you come back and work overtime."
Roland said cautiously: "Indeed, it's possible. I can go back. However, if we really want to seriously consider this possibility, then if that werewolf comes back, it won't be as simple as seven or a million."
Because once the shadow of the 'rat turd' flies out of the pool, he will ascend without any worries.
At that time, he will become a super archangel.
Therefore, when we are draining the water, we can't drain it randomly. We have to ensure that the rat turd is always in the pool.
I suggest that we don't rush to drain the water. First, we should focus on severing the connection between the main body of the Six Heart-Stealing Holy Spirits and the millions of people.
So, the plan needs to change."
Many of the old Black Abyss were extremely familiar with the Heart-Stealing Holy Spirit, and they were also veteran wizards, so they understood almost immediately.
After hearing Roland's words, they immediately understood Roland's meaning.
His meaning was that the werewolf didn't eat the shadows of the millions of people because he was afraid of that rat turd.
But once the rat turd is gone, he will have no worries.
Therefore, in order to prevent the werewolf from dare to randomly eat the shadows of the millions of people, everyone has to split the six pools into one large pool and six small puddles.
The millions of people and the rat turd stay in the big pool.
And the six small puddles are the main bodies of the six Heart-Stealing Holy Spirits.
The werewolf can control these six small puddles, but because there are no millions of people inside, it doesn't matter if he controls them.
If he chooses to ascend with only these six small ones, things will be simple. At most, it will be 'Coral Tree' level pollution. The old Black Abyss can easily handle it together.
After a discussion, Johnson said: "However, the werewolf has a Heart-Stealing Holy Spirit in his hand. We can only drain 99% of the water. There are more than a million people in Wilmik. This 1% is ten thousand lives."
Catherine, who was on the side, gave Johnson a very strange look. In the past, the old Black Abyss were all cold-blooded and wouldn't care about ten thousand lives.
Not to mention ten thousand people, they wouldn't even blink an eye if they had to sacrifice a million people in order to deal with a god.
But since they had a parallel world memory, everyone tried not to harm the innocent when doing things.
The group began to discuss the plan.
Everyone knew that if they didn't destroy this werewolf, they would never be able to move that big pool with the rat turd. The werewolf wasn't afraid to see this situation, but everyone couldn't drag it on with him like this.
After all, as long as the Heart-Stealing Holy Spirit exists for one day, the pollution will exist for one day.
The situation will slowly deteriorate.
Roland suddenly said: "I have a suggestion - create the illusion of a laboratory being out of control, and someone is going to ascend with the big pool. Lure the werewolf over to stop it."
Everyone's eyes couldn't help but light up slightly.
Johnson said: "You kid have so many crooked ideas. Coleridge already believes that some of us are very willing to ascend. It's just that under everyone's restraint, we haven't done so. If we create this illusion, he will definitely believe it."
Williams nodded and looked at Catherine and said: "Miss, the person who is ascending must be carefully selected, choose someone who can make the werewolf believe that he will definitely secretly ascend. Then, you pretend to be him."
Catherine frowned and said: "It's not a problem for me to play this person. But whose image should I choose so that Coleridge will think that he will definitely secretly ascend?"
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After a discussion, everyone felt that the Old Divine Stick was the most suitable.
This false believer has always said that he believes in the compassionate and foolish Holy Mother. People who know him all know that this guy is the purest non-believer.
But outsiders have only been in contact with him for too short a time, but they all believe his lies.
If you say that he has been secretly planning to ascend after Coleridge ran away, Coleridge, this outsider, might believe it!
Everyone firmly believed that if the werewolf hadn't suddenly moved this time, maybe in a few days, the werewolf would have exposed his identity and contacted the Old Divine Stick on a single line, pulling him into the group!
After all, people who believe in the foolish Holy Mother all believe that everyone in the world is one person. They would be willing to merge with the werewolf.
The Old Divine Stick was speechless after hearing this and said that he really believed it. It's just that the foolish Holy Mother asked him to follow the 'Violet Holy Son' in the human world. That's why he didn't want to ascend to the insane evil god kingdom.
No one paid attention to him.
The group began to discuss the fake ascension plan.
After listening to it, Roland couldn't help but give this group of LYB a thumbs up and said: "If you do this, he will definitely believe it."
Williams shook his head and said: "However, there is a problem here. That is, we have to create a fake ascension opportunity for 'Fake Harland', that is, for the eldest lady. But in this case, our people will be scattered."
Johnson stroked his beard and said: "Yes, I originally planned to let Roland come over so that he would be safer. What if Coleridge suddenly goes crazy and doesn't go to find the fake ascending person and takes the six small Heart-Stealing Holy Spirits to find Roland?"
As he spoke, everyone couldn't help but look at Roland on the crystal ball side.
Obviously, after a discussion, everyone thought that Roland was most likely the rat turd.
Roland was speechless.
He said: "Everyone, you just need to deal with that big pool. If Harland and the six Heart-Stealing Holy Spirits come to find me, it's actually a good thing."
Everyone couldn't help but be slightly stunned. Johnson asked: "My good student, what crooked idea do you have again? Tell the teacher, what are you planning to do?"
Roland said: "There are three steps in total.
The first step is to chop Coleridge and the six Heart-Stealing Holy Spirits into ashes first.
The second step is to sweep the ashes into the box.
Finally, take the ash box back."
It took a long time for everyone to react after hearing this.
One against seven?!
How can this kid brag so much?!
Many teachers scolded him - I wouldn't dare to be so arrogant, you kid is too crazy!
Roland didn't say anything.
The six Heart-Stealing Holy Spirits are invincible when they have BUFF. He really has no tricks.
Anyone who comes is useless!
But now that the BUFF is gone, what are they!
Mysterious creatures? Good!
I'll try my new move!
If Coleridge really brings these six trashes over, I'll pull them together and A them!
Senior Sister Catherine saw that everyone was scolding Roland and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, everyone. Junior Brother Roland is just joking.
Let's prepare for the worst and prepare to support Roland at any time.
With Anna here. Although she may not be able to beat Coleridge and the six small Heart-Stealing Holy Spirits, it's still no problem to carry Roland and run away."
Roland didn't argue with everyone and agreed to the plan.
When ending the communication, Catherine looked at Roland and said: "I'll let Theresa and the others go find you tonight. If you really encounter trouble, you can have some manpower."
Roland readily agreed. He asked: "So, the one playing 'Isabella' is the real Isabella. The one playing Catherine is Diana?"
Catherine nodded and said: "Yes, in addition, Brianna is Brianna, and Florence is Florence. All four of them have been teleported away. A total of four people."
Roland understood.
Although he really wanted to practice with Coleridge alone, it would be good to have Anna, Theresa, and the others to help.
After a while, Theresa and the others came in.
Theresa also brought Roland's Philosopher's Stone. The old Black Abyss felt that Roland needed this thing more than them now.
In addition to the Philosopher's Stone, there was also a literature on barrier magic arrays.
Roland glanced at it and found that it was the Black Abyss Academy's various barriers. Everyone thought Roland might be able to use it.
"It's indeed a good idea."
Roland suddenly had a new idea.
He took out the straw puppet and disguised it as himself, lying on the bed sleeping.
Then he took everyone into the Snake Ring.
After everyone was teleported to the front of the Heraca Church gate, Anna looked at the mist in the distance very suspiciously and said: "It's so strange, brother-in-law. Your ring and sister's... cough. Well, Roland, are your ring and sister's ring a pair?"
The tone of this sentence 'Roland' and the previous sentence 'brother-in-law' is not the same.
But Roland didn't notice it.
Because after he heard 'Anna' mention the ring, his heart skipped a beat.
He had never given Anna a token of love.
He hadn't even proposed marriage.
He just got into her!
However, the customs of elves and humans are different, right? Should I send an engagement ring, or what? I have to study it later.
In fact, Roland had already proposed to Anna - it was still a serious ancient elf marriage proposal ceremony.
The two had also exchanged 'engagement rings' - the dragon bow that Roland gave to Anna was Roland's engagement ring to Anna. The elf bow that Anna gave to Roland was Anna's engagement ring to Roland.
But Roland didn't understand this custom, so he knew he had proposed marriage and sent an 'engagement ring'!
Therefore, Roland didn't dare to answer Anna's sentence 'Your ring is the same as my sister's'.
He just secretly remembered this matter and then changed the topic: "Cough, Anna, if we encounter something later, I will go out first. You guys wait inside now."
"If I don't call you, no matter what happens, don't come out."
Anna said, "Are you sure?"
Roland said, "Sure."
That idiot Roland forgot about the PK with 'Colonel Andre' last time!
Last time, he told Anna not to rush to take action if he didn't say anything.
As a result, that silly Anna just watched the excitement from the side.
It almost didn't piss Roland off.
Who knows what kind of trouble will happen tonight.
Next, Roland activated many Little Rolands, and then led Theresa and others to set up the 'Maze of the Sea God' inside the Herakla Church.
Roland planned to place 'Ghost Fog of Skinning Town' in the Maze of the Sea God.
Then, he would choose a suitable location and let Theresa and the others perform 'Black Hymn. Squeak Squeak' in the barrier.
Finally, a defensive barrier was needed to protect Theresa and the others. This way, even if the werewolves charged all the way to Theresa and the others, the barrier could resist for a while.
As long as the barrier could resist for a while, the structure of the maze could be disrupted by adjusting the ghost fog and the Maze of the Sea God, so that the werewolves would stay away from Theresa and the others.
And with the Philosopher's Stone, as long as the barrier was not destroyed instantly, it could automatically repair itself in a short time.
Regarding the barrier, Roland found a very familiar barrier in the magical array literature of the Old Black Abyss.
It was a high-configuration version of the Blackwood Patrol Hut Barrier.
It has two characteristics.
One characteristic is that it is simple and efficient.
Just a few low-level magic stones can form a protective barrier with up to 100 units.
With the Philosopher's Stone, the hardness of this barrier will make people feel desperate.
Don't even think about forcibly destroying it without reaching the demigod level.
The second characteristic is that there are very few loopholes. Unless you know the magic lock, it is almost impossible to cross the barrier by using strange means.
Unless that person's knowledge in the mystical side is stronger than all the Black Abyss Wizards combined.
Koler needed to rely on Williams to research the 'Unified Mind-Snatching Theory'. Using this barrier is enough to deal with him.
With the Philosopher's Stone, the Maze of the Sea God and the Blackwood Barrier can be supported. Under the magical power of the Philosopher's Stone, the ghost fog will also be close to the 'Original. Ghost Fog of Skinning Town'.
With the support of the Philosopher's Stone and the assistance of many Little Rolands, Theresa and the seven of them can play around with these three magic arrays.
In this way, the Herakla Church will become everyone's home field.
When the time comes, whether it is tricking the werewolves in to kill them, or releasing the Herakla Church from the outside, this Herakla Church will be an important bargaining chip.
After everyone got busy, Roland said to Anna, "Don't watch the excitement, find a room to rest for a while. I'll find a room to rest in a while too."
Logically speaking, Koler shouldn't be able to come back today. And even if he does come back, there's no reason for him not to stop the ascension, and instead come looking for me.
But it's good to be cautious.
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