I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

#356 - A family of three? I won't dare to do that again! Who said I won't dare?

Roland was completely dumbfounded.

What's going on with this Aila?!

No, what's going on with Lawrence and his daughter?

His father-in-law tore Lawrence to pieces; could it be because this B did something so immoral?!

Roland was very sure that if this continued, he would become the father-in-law's second son-in-law to be torn to pieces.

He got up calmly and went to help Isabella open the champagne.

Next, the family of three continued to be happy and sweet.

The wine was also very beautiful and intoxicating, and the beautiful faces of the two mothers and daughters were flushed.

But Roland was sweating profusely and absent-minded.

Because this mother and daughter never stopped, the daughter teased Roland under the table from time to time, or called Roland 'Daddy' sweetly in front of her mother, Isabella.

The mother, Isabella, also never stopped, holding Roland's hand when her daughter wasn't paying attention and hooking his palm with her fingers.

Roland didn't dare to get too close to Isabella, and he didn't dare to let Isabella discover Aila's little tricks.

In order to prevent the mother and daughter from discovering that he was not Lawrence, he didn't dare to talk too much about family matters, and kept changing the subject, trying to distract them with interesting topics.

He didn't eat much at all! He was either finding topics to talk about or getting up to find things.

But the more he dodged, the more energetic the mother and daughter became.

Later, when Roland took out the album and used the topic of 'gold coin collection' to divert their attention, Isabella actually sat down directly, leaned drunkenly beside Roland, and looked at the album with him.

Very intimate.

"Dear, what is this? Why is it so big?"

Isabella looked at the album with feigned surprise, but her hand became restless.

Roland's face was a little ugly, and he cursed inwardly: 'Isabella, you idiot! You can't even manage your own country and husband, and you also have problems as a mother! How can you flirt with your husband in front of your daughter?!'

At this moment, another figure suddenly sat down - directly on Roland's lap!

Aila hugged Roland's neck and acted coquettishly: "Daddy, what are you looking at? Tell me about it too."

This time, Roland completely couldn't hold back.

He coughed and said, "It's getting late, dear. Let me take you and your daughter back to rest."

Isabella said with a bit of coquettishness, "It's not easy for our family to get together, why do you want to rush us away so much?"

Aila fanned her flushed face and said, "Yes, Daddy. There's already a curfew outside."

It seemed that the mother and daughter were planning to stay here!

Roland said with a somewhat stiff expression, "Isabella, you know, I've recently heard the call of God, and the Lord told me that today is the day. I'm going to bathe in divine grace tonight."

Isabella said, "Of course I know."

Saying that, she looked at the elegant plants in the room and waved her hand slowly.

Then, hundreds of flowers bloomed around, covering the entire house with a layer of romantic color.

Isabella looked at Roland with a smile: "You've made so many preparations tonight, how could I not guess what you're up to - 'Oh~ dear, before I bathe in divine grace, I need you to help me calm down' is that what you mean?"

Saying that, Isabella pinched him hard.

Roland pretended to be furious and wanted to scold her with 'How can you do this in front of your daughter?' and then drive the two of them away.

But at this moment, a jade hand suddenly placed itself on Isabella's hand and pinched together with her.

Aila smiled mischievously: "He knows I'm coming back today, so he's especially happy."

Isabella said, "You little hussy, is he happy or are you happy? It's been so long since you've seen him, you must have missed him to death, right?"

Roland was completely dumbfounded.

Lawrence!!

You deserve to be cut into pieces, you scumbag!

The King of a Thousand Eyes only tore you to pieces, it was too cheap for you!

And King of a Thousand Eyes, you old bastard! You know that your son-in-law, daughter, and granddaughter are in such a mess, and you still let me play him. Aren't you deliberately trying to find fault and kill me?

Roland couldn't pretend any longer. He pushed the two of them away, got up, and said, "Isabella, Aila! I'm not cough, I mean, I'm not the me from twenty years ago anymore, we can't go on like this!"

Isabella suddenly said 'Oh', and a murderous intent gradually appeared in her eyes. She said, "So, you really fell in love with Catherine? We mother and daughter gave you everything, but you fell in love with that bitch Catherine?!"

Aila added softly from the side: "And Anna."

Isabella glared at Aila somewhat obscurely.

Roland wiped his cold sweat and hurriedly said, "Isabella, you misunderstood. What I mean is, I may have had this bad habit when I used to bathe in divine grace.

But as I gradually become able to hear the holy voice of the God of Dawn, I no longer do this.

After the God of Dawn helped us purify the demonic corruption, I've decided to change my faith - you know, the monks of the Dawn Sect have to make 'Three Severance Vows'."

Isabella suddenly let out a long 'Oh~~' and said, "So, you're planning to sever ties with your wife and daughter?"

Roland hurriedly said, "Of course not, I naturally love you in my heart. But when bathing in divine grace, I need to keep my heart pure."

Isabella asked, "Don't need us to help you calm down?"

Roland was sweating profusely and said, "No need!"

Isabella asked again, "What about other women?"

These words seemed unrelated to Roland's previous words, but Roland knew that she wanted to ask 'Will you mess around with other women in the future'.

Roland pointed to the sky and swore: "Isabella, believe me. There are only two people in my heart. There have only ever been two people. They are like my wings, inseparable. And my heart can't hold anyone else besides them."

Isabella stood up and looked at Roland deeply and said, "Lawrence, I don't care which two people you have in your heart. You remember what you said today.

Since you want to sever ties, then sever ties properly. Keep your distance from everyone.

If you can do this, then while you are the same, before you accept us again. We can guarantee to keep our distance from you."

It seemed that Isabella was planning to avoid any relationship with Roland during the trip to the ruins.

Roland breathed a great sigh of relief in his heart.

He pretended and said, "Dear, you're overthinking it. How could I fall in love with Catherine and Anna? I only have you and our daughter in my heart. It's just a matter of playing along with them."

Isabella ignored this guy who was full of lies. She snorted and turned to leave.

Aila was very disappointed. She looked at Roland reluctantly, and then followed Isabella away.

Just then, the two seemed to realize that they had forgotten something, so they walked back and picked up the gifts on the table. Only then did they leave.

As a result, after only a few steps, the two walked back again, repeatedly searching the table for the things they had left behind.

Roland looked at these two guys with a puzzled face and asked, "What are you looking for?"

Isabella wiped her cold sweat and said, "It's nothing, I just feel like I forgot something. Let's go, Aila."

Saying that, the two walked towards the door - and then circled around the room. Then they sat down next to Roland covered in sweat.

Roland: "?"

Under Roland's strange gaze, Isabella and Aila remained silent, their faces blank.

Roland asked, "What are you doing?"

Isabella coughed and said, "I remember I just sat here, the thing should be here... Cough, Aila, that thing is still very important, can you take a look under the table?"

Aila said, "Okay, but... but I can't control myself right now."

Saying that, Aila reached out and hugged Roland's waist. Then she breathed a big sigh of relief.

Roland: "??"

Just as Roland was completely dumbfounded, Isabella's hand also suddenly hugged over. Then, she also breathed a big sigh of relief. Her whole body felt comfortable.

Roland: "???"

Aila hurriedly let go of her hand, avoided Roland's gaze, and got up and said, "Mom, I reached out and touched it, the thing, the thing isn't behind Daddy's chair."

Isabella looked at Aila with some reproach and said, "You little rascal, you're looking for a chance to hug your father."

Isabella smiled and looked at Roland and said, "It's the magic key of the Tribunal, it really fell behind your chair."

Saying that, she took her hand back from Roland's waist and showed Roland the key in her hand.

Then, Isabella also stood up.

At this moment, Roland suddenly stretched out his big hand and grabbed her.

Roland sighed and said, "It's past eight o'clock, there's a curfew, there are no carriages. The Tribunal is very far from here, don't leave tonight. It's not easy for our family to get together, let's just make do and sleep here."

Isabella hesitated for a moment and said, "Let's leave, it will affect your bathing in divine grace here."

Roland said, "It won't affect it. I'll meditate behind this tree tonight, you sleep in the bed, so there won't be any interference. And you can guard me here at night... lest I suddenly be disturbed by my inner demons. Be dragged into the lower world, but no one can save me."

Originally, Isabella seemed to be finding an excuse to leave, but after Roland said this, she couldn't help but become solemn.

She looked at Roland with a strange expression and said, "Since you felt you were going to break through tonight, why did you decorate this place like this?"

Roland said speechlessly, "Isabella, if I said I didn't decorate this place, would you believe me?"

Isabella: "?"

Roland gave a half-true, half-false explanation of what Hans had done: "I asked the Summer Palace to prepare dinner, intending to have a good meal. Then I would meditate and break through, feeling satisfied. But they heard I was going to buy some jewelry this afternoon, and they seemed to misunderstand, thinking today was an anniversary with someone.

Who would mess around on the day of advancement? Am I crazy?

As a result, I was just about to remove everything—you see those flowers, I had hidden them.

Then you guys came.

Seeing you and my daughter, I was extremely happy. So I thought it was a good thing. I treated the Summer Palace's decorations as a surprise for our family reunion."

After listening, Isabella couldn't help but mutter, "I knew you were never romantic. How did you suddenly get the hang of it today?"

Roland coughed and didn't say anything.

Isabella pulled her hand away from Roland's grasp and said, "Alright, you should prepare yourself. We'll be watching over you over there tonight."

Roland nodded and said seriously, "Okay, I used the question machine to calculate it, and it will be after three in the morning. You guys should seize the time to sleep for a while and adjust your condition. I'll go outside and prepare some things first."

After saying that, Roland left.

Isabella and Ella drank a lot of wine, and their condition was indeed not very good now. So after Roland went out, they lay down on the big bed.

Neither of them took off their clothes, and they closed their eyes for a short rest.

On the other side, Roland went out, went to the toilet, and then went to the bathroom to do deep squat warm-ups.

After squatting for an hour, Roland felt refreshed, so he took a hot shower, put on his bathrobe, and dried his hair before returning to the room.

Inside the room, the two young ladies were already asleep, although they were wearing clothes, they were completely unguarded.

Roland dried his hair, took out the Shackles of Original Sin, and then with two "pahs," he locked them up.

This time, Isabella and Ella were both startled awake.

Isabella and Ella asked with bewildered faces, "What are you doing?"

Roland smiled and said, "I just thought about it and felt you were right. Our family hasn't slept together for a long time, so let's have a good sleep together tonight."

After saying that, he began to strip off their dresses.

Isabella almost fainted from anger. She really wanted to tear apart Roland's lying dog mouth!

Roland said, "Be honest, my dear wife and daughter—you don't know yet, do you? At noon, I met a White Queen witch who called herself 'Ms. Ayr.'"

Hearing this name, the two young ladies' faces turned pale instantly. They seemed very afraid of that witch.

Isabella suddenly had a bad feeling. She asked in disbelief, "She, what did she say to you? Why are you locking us up?"

Ella burst into tears and cried, "Brother-in-law, you wouldn't have told her we were here and promised her to send us away, would you?"

Roland pinched Ella's cheek with a smile and said, "Oh, my good daughter, how could I bear to send you and your mother away? You are my wings.

Wings that will immediately stick to me after I mention the words 'wings cannot be separated.'

Besides, our family has finally reunited, and we should enjoy family happiness next. How could I bear to send you away?"

Isabella's face turned pale, and she said through gritted teeth, "You bastard! What exactly do you want to say?"

Roland smiled and said, "Dear, you misunderstood. I just wanted to tell you. She's still in Villemic and hasn't left. And she's very interested in my magic calculation matrix, so she might pay attention here at any time.

If she suddenly finds that we're not acting like a family when she's paying attention here, I'm afraid she'll misunderstand and think you're Catherine and Ella is Anna."

Isabella and Ella: "."

Roland was almost tricked silly today.

He had already overturned his previous judgment, thinking that Senior Sister had already left.

After all, Theresa and others have never been constrained by 'wings.'

Today, after Theresa gave him a haircut, she left directly. Instead of being unable to leave Roland's side uncontrollably.

It was only after Roland said the words 'They are like my wings, inseparable' today that these two guys could not leave the house uncontrollably. Only then did Roland suddenly realize.

—Senior Sister has researched a solution to the mysterious anomaly of 'wings' during this period.

In all likelihood, it is a targeted mysterious side curse that can temporarily get rid of the invisible bond between the three.

Judging from the experiments in the past two weeks, this curse has been very effective.

But judging from today's situation, this curse obviously needs to be improved.

Roland's words directly caused the curse to lose its effect. It wasn't until Catherine secretly cast the curse again that the shackles were released once again.

But she had already revealed herself.

So there was no point in pretending anymore. Therefore, she immediately wanted to run away at that time.

But Roland coaxed her back with 'I'm afraid of the interference of inner demons when I advance.'

Senior Sister is a very serious person. She originally thought that since Roland was going to advance today, he would definitely worry about serious matters. He wouldn't mess around anymore.

But she underestimated Roland's level of unseriousness too much.

She also overestimated Roland's bottom line.

Roland said, "Since we are a family, then we must look like a family. Your previous attitude was not like a wife and daughter treating their husband."

Isabella was so angry that her eyes turned black, and she scolded angrily, "Do you still know that we are a family?! Lawrence would never take off his daughter's pants!"

Roland pretended to be surprised and said, "Miss Isabella, have I ever said that I am Lawrence? Hehehehe.

Dear, with my reputation in the White Queen School, it is reasonable to borrow Lawrence's name and do such a wicked thing.

Come on, good daughter, let Daddy kiss you! Hahahahaha!"

As he said that, Roland picked up Anna.

Roland began to do beastly things.

The two young ladies scolded Roland for being a beast, but they found that the more they scolded, the more excited Roland became.

Slowly, the two young ladies also became excited, although they were very unwilling to admit it.

Anna was very honest and kept calling Daddy.

Catherine was very uncooperative. She refused to call Roland "dear," and her mouth was full of angry scoldings such as "dog bastard," "shameless and lewd," "I'll kill you," and chaotic syllables of wuwuwu and ahahah.

During the whole process, they had such a conversation.

Roland said, "Hahaha, Isabella, as long as you listen to me and kneel down, I will let go of your daughter."

Anna said, "Wuwuwu, Mommy, save me."

Catherine said, "You win, let go of my daughter."

Roland: "? ? ?"

Senior Sister actually cooperated suddenly.

Just as Roland was puzzled, he suddenly heard footsteps outside the door.

Roland was suddenly startled, and he pricked up his ears. Then his expression changed drastically.

The 'sister-in-law' is coming with Amber!

Roland hurriedly stopped his movements and wanted to hide the two of them. But 'Isabella' hugged Roland tightly and cried loudly, "You beast, why do you have to treat our mother and daughter like this? Wuwuwuwu"

In Isabella's cries, Roland felt the footsteps at the door pause, and then a strong killing intent faintly came over.

After a while, the killing intent was suppressed, and then the footsteps gradually moved away—the 'sister-in-law' and Amber left.

Roland's face became extremely ugly.

Catherine, ah, Catherine! You are too ruthless!

You are trying to kill me!

If the mother-in-law hears about this from the sister-in-law, won't she kill me?!

Catherine smiled and said, "Don't worry, dear. My mother won't come in and kill you. After all, the two people in the room are not her biological daughters."

Roland breathed a sigh of relief, and then his face couldn't help but stiffen slightly.

Roland asked, "What did you just say? Your mother?"

Catherine coughed and said, "The White Queen has married my father, so of course I have to call her mother."

Roland's face became extremely wonderful: "Are you saying that 'Ms. Ayr' is the White Queen?!"

Catherine sneered, "If it was just an elder from the White Queen School, would I need to hide like this?"

Roland was not well at all, and he said, "I did this kind of thing in front of my mother-in-law! Why didn't you tell me earlier?! What a bad impression this must have left!"

Catherine said coldly, "Did you give me a chance to tell you?"

As she said that, Catherine smiled again: "Do you think you still have any positive image in her heart?"

Roland: "."

Looking at Roland's increasingly ugly face, Catherine laughed happily, and she said, "Don't worry, she won't do anything to you. With your character, she's afraid of dirtying her hands if she kills you.

So, she will only tell my father. Tell my father what you did to his illegitimate daughter and granddaughter."

Roland's eyes turned black when he heard this.

Catherine laughed even more happily, and she said, "Mr. Roland, our mother and daughter have fallen into your hands and can only be at your disposal. But do you have the guts?"

Anna smiled, half sitting up, and said, "Sister, the little mouse is too scared to be arrogant anymore~ He'll be begging us to help him explain things properly to Godfather (King of a Thousand Eyes)~~"

The two women burst into laughter.

Roland chuckled and reached out into the air, then a vine appeared in his hand.

This vine was exactly the kind of 'Sacred Vine' that grew in the Heraka Church.

Roland didn't know if this thing was useful, but he knew it was sturdy. So, he had a flash of inspiration and prepared to use it to vent his anger.

He sneered, "Explain? No need to explain! You two stinking bitches, you still haven't realized the situation! I'll let you laugh! I'll show you how to cry today!"

Seeing the thorny vine, Anna pointed at Roland and cursed, "If you dare hit me with that thing again!!!!"

Before she could finish speaking, Anna was pulled into the air by an invisible hand, and then two pairs of shackles of original sin appeared on her feet, binding her together with her hands. She was hung in the air like a shumai dumpling.

Anna was both ashamed and angry. Just as she was about to curse, she felt a burning pain on her buttocks, and she almost cried.

Then, Roland looked at Catherine.

Catherine widened her eyes and said in disbelief, "You dare! If you dare whip me with that thorny vine, I will ah!!!!"

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