I Thought I Got the Redemption Script

After a cup of tea.

In the silent courtyard, two people and two dogs.

Yu Que held Xiaobai in one hand and durian in the other, looking at the stiff-looking suspect dog with complicated expressions.

People get stolen.

"So," the senior sister, who hurried over to hear the movement, said with a sullen expression, "You mean, your little ha, he molested Alang?"

Yu Que took a deep breath and said solemnly: "I found it in time, he probably hasn't succeeded, but I don't think this kind of thing can be tolerated, Senior Sister, Xiaoha is entirely up to you, do you think No matter what I do, I have nothing to say!"

Yu Que showed the awareness that a suspected dog owner should have. She didn't take good care of Xiao Ha, even if senior sister punished her, she would never complain!

At this time, Xiao Zhuo was forced to sink with Yuque and wanted to die.

He just wanted to steal a durian.

He thought that he might be discovered by Yu Que when he started, and the plan failed;

He thought that even if he succeeded, he would gain nothing and return empty-handed;

According to Yu Que's outrageous level, he even thought about how he would respond if Yu Que was woken up and forced him to eat durian together.

However, the reality tells him that he still thinks less!

An unwarranted cauldron covered him with a bang, making him dizzy.

His innocence was lost in Yu Que's words.

It's a **** of a time.

pun intended.

numb.

For a time, he hated why his demonization wasn't over yet, he let himself talk about it well, and he was glad that his demonization didn't end, so he did it in their eyes It was Xiao Ha, not Xiao Zhuo.

Yes! None of them knew his prototype!

What Xiao Ha did! What about him, Xiao Zhuo!

And…

He looked at his senior sister in anticipation.

In his memory, senior sister has always been a smart and calm woman, such an outrageous thing, even if his mentally retarded junior sister said it, his senior sister would not believe it... right?

At this time, the senior sister also felt that she was out of touch.

Her second junior brother, molested her contract beast.

Ah...

The little junior sister who can think so is really talented.

However, knowing that Xiao Ha was the second junior brother who she demonized in advance, she took it for granted that the second junior brother would never do anything to her contracted beast, but she only took the second junior brother as an ordinary dog Looking at Yu Que, he doesn't think so.

So to a certain extent, her little junior sister did something right, and she was quite responsible.

Then here comes the problem.

What should she do, as a "victim's family", without revealing that she knows Xiao Zhuo's prototype, to euphemistically let Yu Que notice her outrageousness?

Senior sister's eyes were involuntarily caught on the abrupt durian.

She thought about it for a while, and said euphemistically: "Little Junior Sister, why is there a nostalgia here? Don't you think it's strange?"

Yu Que said, finally.

Senior sister actually found out how unreasonable the existence of this durian is, and she really observed it.

Yu Que lowered his head and lowered his voice with shame: "Senior sister, I wonder if you have heard of durian play?"

Senior sister's face was blank, and she asked shamelessly, "What do you mean by Polei?"

Yu Que euphemistically said: "It's a strange way of playing between men and women."

Senior Sister: “…”

She said with a complicated expression: "Little Junior Sister is really well-informed."

The well-informed little sister humbly said: "Where is it."

Then, Yu Que spoke her reasoning and rationalized the durian that appeared in the yard from her room.

In Yu Que's reasoning, Xiaoha must be conspiring to do something wrong, taking Xiaobai out of Senior Sister's side for a moment with the reason of "if you come out to play with me, I will invite you to eat durian", the night is quiet , No one around, it took out the durian it had hidden and prepared to perform a cruel durian play on Xiaobai!

Yu Que, who has watched more than a thousand episodes of Detective Conan, confidently told his reasoning slowly.

Xiao Zhuo:…

Senior Sister:…

Xiao Zhuo sighed and covered the dog's face silently.

Senior sister was silent for a moment, then applauded: "Wonderful."

Yu Que is confident.

Then the senior sister said: "I also have a reasoning here, do you want to listen to the little junior sister?"

A Reasoning Competition? !

Yu Que immediately said, "Senior sister, please speak!"

Senior Sister smiled and said softly: "Little Junior Sister, have you ever thought that the two of them are here, in fact, they want to steal durians to eat? After all, dogs like things with strong smells and The smell is not surprising, it can explain why durians appear in the yard, as for the indecent assault you said..."

Senior Sister paused: "It may also be a fight, two dogs, one durian, if the loot is not evenly divided, maybe it will start a fight."

Yu Que:…

Yu Que: ! !

She suddenly realized: "It makes sense..."

But she struggled again: "But when I feed Xiaoha durians during the day, he struggles and refuses to eat them, so how could he come here to steal durians at night?"

Senior sister did not change her face: "That's because some dogs are naturally shy. He said he didn't want to, but he actually wanted to."

Yu Que: "Really?"

Senior sister continued to fool: "Of course, I am a beastmaster."

"If you don't believe me..." Big Sister looked at Xiao Zhuo.

Xiao Zhuo suddenly had a bad feeling.

Senior sister smiled: "If you don't believe me, you can peel a piece of durian and feed it to Xiao Ha. Xiao Ha must be very happy to eat it. I am a beastmaster, and I will not lie to you."

Yu Que shines!

She immediately started peeling the durian!

Xiao Zhuo's face stiffened after hearing those words, and he stepped back without a trace.

Senior Sister blocked him.

Xiao Zhuo paused.

So...it's time to admit that I'm a dog, or...eat that **** durian.

Yu Que ran over happily, holding a yellow durian in his hand.

A strong scent rushes in.

Yu Que smiled: "Xiao Ha, come, don't be shy, ah~"

Xiao Zhuo: “…”

Xiao Zhuo finally opened his mouth in humiliation...

In the end, Xiao Zhuo was fed by Yu Que himself and ate a whole durian.

When Xiao Zhuo walked away, his eyes were straight and his feet were floating.

Yu Que and Senior Sister watched him leave.

Apart from a wall, when Xiao Zhuo came out, Master and Yan Xingzhou turned around and hid as if nothing had happened.

When Xiao Zhuo left, the master came out first, looked at Xiao Zhuo's back, and suddenly said thoughtfully: "What the **** is that durian quite?"

Yan Xingzhou smiled: "You have to ask the younger sister."

Tonight, the whole division is sleepless.

Only Xiao Zhuo is still dreaming of "Xiao Ha is not him".

When he came out of Yuque's yard, he felt as if his entire stomach had dropped a thousand pounds, and the strange taste in his mouth lingered for a long time.

He doesn't want to see that thing called nostalgia again in his life.

But at this time, he still couldn't fall down, instead he held on to his smoked nose, which was about to be scrapped, and pulled out the mysterious iron decree belonging to Xiao Zhuo that was hidden by himself. In the middle of the night He sent a message to all the people in his division except Yu Que that he was still delayed by personal affairs and could not return for the time being.

Xiao Ha eats durian, what does it matter to him Xiao Zhuo! He had to separate Xiao Ha from Xiao Zhuo at such a critical time, and tightly covered his vest!

Look! It was Xiaoha who ate the durian, and Xiao Zhuo who sent the message!

He got replies from everyone very quickly.

Master: "Take care of yourself, don't be in a hurry when you come back."

Senior Sister: "Second Junior Brother, please take care of your health."

Little Junior Brother: "Recently, I have met the Valley Master of the Medicine King. If my brother needs it, I can recommend it to you."

It's all for him to take care of his body.

Xiao Zhuo was inexplicably moved.

His teachers really love him.

I've been in love so late, I can reply in seconds when I hear his news.

Xiao Zhuo was inexplicably satisfied.

The love of the master gave him courage, Xiao Zhuo stood up and tried to find a clean place to see if he could vomit.

Not too far away, he met the Valley Master of the Medicine King who came back from his son's walk in the middle of the night.

The owner of the valley passed him by.

Xiao Zhuo suddenly stopped, turned his head and stared at his back.

He… has a very strong smell that belongs to that person.

Xiao Yan.

You are here.

…

Senior sister received a message and suddenly laughed.

Yu Que was curious: "Who sent a message in the middle of the night?"

Eldest sister put away the black iron order, and said lightly: "Your second senior brother, said that you can't come back for the time being, report safe."

Yu Que is clear, oh, that beast-eared sister.

The image of Bajie with pig ears on top of her head appeared in her mind.

So she couldn't help but ask: "What is the name of the second senior brother?" Is it called Bajie?

At this moment, the system held its breath and was as quiet as a chicken in Yu Que's mind.

Senior Sister said unpreparedly, "My name is Xiao Zhuo."

Oh, it was not called Bajie, but Xiao... Xiao Zhuo? !

Ah, this is not the name of the demon emperor villain in the original book!

In the case of all the villains in the division, Yu Que felt that it was unlikely that his second senior brother had the same name as someone else.

And that demon emperor seems to be a half demon...

Gan! The third villain of the division has solved the case like this! It's the Demon King!

The devil who kills the door, the witch who plays with people's hearts, the demon emperor.

Good guy! It's all king!

In the end, Yu Que didn't even know when Senior Sister left.

She only said faintly, "System, I thank you."

The system is alert: "What?"

Yu Que: "It turns out that when you really did not pick up, you mentioned the demon emperor yesterday, and you were reminding me!"

The second senior brother with the image of the pig-eared girl in his mind changed instantly.

Oh yes, the prototype of the demon emperor in the original book is a wolf, so that is the wolf ear girl.

Yu Que made up the image of a young man with wolf ears, paused, and made up a prototype giant wolf.

It's terrifying!

Yu Que said with lingering fears: "The giant wolf is really scary, or Xiao Ha, the husky is so lively and can accompany me to eat durian."

System: "…"

At this moment, if it didn't live in Yu Que's mind and knew what kind of sand sculpture this person was, it would think that this person was unfathomable, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger .

Why don't you think about it, does your husky look too much like a wolf?

Broken, but not completely.

Second Senior Brother lost his identity, but Xiao Ha did not.

But now, he doesn't know for a while whether it is the host who can lead the whole sect by himself is more terrible, or those serious people who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers are more terrible .

At this moment, Yu Que thought about it, and suddenly said again: "Now the identity of the second senior brother is also known, who is the younger senior brother?"

She joked: "Second senior brother is the demon emperor, and the younger senior brother should not be the hidden boss who started the war of destruction in the original book, hahahaha!"

System: !

Are you really not pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? !

Just when the system was about to crash, Yu Que happily denied himself: "Haha how is it possible, that hidden boss looks like a monster that is getting old and going to the ground, little brother. So cute~"

System: "…"

Made is retarded!

…

Xiao Zhuo returned to his residence, not knowing when he fell asleep.

Maybe it was because he suddenly heard news related to Xiao Yan after many years, he actually dreamed of things in his previous life.

The father of the other half blood and surname once.

The servant said that because he was a half-demon, he would be killed if he went out, so his father was protecting him by locking him up.

But he never restricts his other son, five-year-old Xiao Yan, because he is human.

In the dream, five-year-old Xiao Yan got rid of his servant, and went over the wall curiously into his yard, wanting to see his brother whom he had never met.

Seven-year-old Xiao Zhuo met someone other than his servant and father for the first time.

The man has a face similar to his.

He looked at him curiously and asked, "Are you my brother?"

Xiao Zhuo shook his head: "I don't know?"

The child asked: "Why didn't you come out?"

Xiao Zhuo: "I can't go out."

Seven-year-old Xiao Zhuo hesitantly reached out and picked it up.

The next moment, the five-year-old Xiao Yan in front of him suddenly grew up, holding a dagger pierced into his arm in his hand, looking at him with a grim expression.

"You're just a half-demon, you're dead, I can live well, my good brother, you help me one last time!"

"It's him! The half-demon who colluded with the demon clan! The unfamiliar white-eyed wolf!"

Xiao Zhuo woke up suddenly, killing intent everywhere.

"Awake?" someone asked in his ear.

Xiao Zhuo looked up and saw his little brother.

The little junior brother stood in front of him with his hands behind his back, and said expressionlessly: "Are you eating too much or are you sleepy? I kindly look at you for your master, not as a teething stick for you. "

Xiao Zhuo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he couldn't help laughing.

Reborn, but not for nothing.

Oh, except for his extra little sister.

…

At this time, the Canghaizong hundreds of miles away.

Cheng Qing followed Xie Qianqiu, chattering and must let Yu Jue also participate in this guest banquet.

Cheng Qing reluctantly shut up

Yu Jue behind him tugged at his clothes and whispered, "Senior brother, I said, it doesn't matter if I don't participate."

Cheng Qing: "But..."

Xie Qianqiu said coldly: "You go back."

After a pause, she said to Yu Jue in an inexplicable tone: "You also go back, this is not where you should be."

In the end, only Xie Qianqiu, a junior, participated in this banquet.

The master and the sect master entertained several major sects, and he has nothing to do with him, he just needs to accompany those young disciples.

Xie Qianqiu has no interest in these, and does not take the initiative to participate in their topics. If he is not careful, he will see these young disciples suddenly have a drink order, and the loser will perform a show.

So one by one, there were people performing piano, dancing, reciting poetry, and sword dancing.

Master and the others stopped talking about business and looked at them with a smile.

Then, Xie Qianqiu lost.

Everyone immediately booed: "Please come to the first disciple of Canghai Sect!"

"One by one!"

Master also looked at him with a smile.

Everyone performed, Xie Qianqiu naturally couldn't refuse.

So he took the sword and went on stage, ready to simply dance the sword.

At this time, Xie Qianqiu did not realize the seriousness of the problem.

So Xie Qianqiu came to the stage.

He picked up his sword and saluted.

The audience immediately said: "Dance the sword."

Then he drew his sword and drew back the scabbard.

At this time, the audience did not know why, and suddenly there was a moment of collective silence.

Someone stood up to applaud, and said loudly: "I said that it can't be a simple sword dance! The first disciple of Canghaizong really is a big hand! Have courage! Have courage!"

As if waking up from a dream, everyone immediately applauded, their faces flushed red, and they looked very excited.

"It's this!"

"The chief disciple of the Canghai Sect is actually so close to the people, performing this?"

"Ah, ah, I seem to have a better impression of Xie Qianqiu. Although it is said that he has hemorrhoids and pretending to be forceful, people really dare to come!"

Xie Qianqiu stood on the stage with a blank face.

What's the matter with them?

He suddenly felt a familiar, ominous premonition.

At this time, Elder Cheng was preparing to use Xie Qianqiu's sword dance to introduce everyone to the sword of their Canghaizong, and then all of a sudden he was so enthusiastically reacted to it. .

This...isn't his apprentice going to perform a sword dance? Could it be something new?

He asked his disciple.

Xie Qianqiu: "…"

But he just wanted to perform the sword dance.

Xie Qianqiu's scalp was numb, and he couldn't advance or retreat for a while.

Then suddenly, a monk suddenly jumped on the stage and said with a big laugh, "I wanted to perform this, but I didn't dare to do this in front of Master... Since Xie Xianjun has taken the lead, I can't either. I'm afraid! Xie Xianjun, please let me come first! I'm afraid no one will see mine after you come."

Xie Qianqiu: "...Okay."

So what is the show!

The monk said: "Please step back."

Xie Qianqiu took two steps back.

Then he saw the cultivator take out...their swords! !

Xie Qianqiu suddenly straightened up, and his pupils shook!

Elder Cheng also had an earthquake!

Wait a minute, if this person is holding their Zhenzong sword, what is he holding!

Xie Qianqiu all kinds of conspiracy theories came out for a while!

However, before he finished his conspiracy, he saw the monk and said loudly: "Next! I will perform a raw iron swallowing sword for everyone!"

In Xie Qianqiu's shocked eyes, that person swallowed the Zhenzong sword bit by bit!

Xie Qianqiu:! !

He swallowed it and took it out again, alive and well.

This person's skill...

Everyone in the audience was accustomed to it and applauded.

The man stepped forward to the applause of the crowd, holding the sword of the same style as him, and said in high spirits: "I didn't expect Xie Xianjun to buy this kind of retractable sword."

Xie Qianqiu: "What telescopic sword?"

The man was surprised, he took out the black iron order and showed it to him: "This, Yaowanggu and Mo's team jointly launched."

On the black iron decree, there is a painting of a sword of the same style as their Canghaizong, and on the other side, there is a picture of Gu Youzhen swallowing an iron sword.

The monk said: "This is hot!"

Xie Qianqiu calmly said: "Is this thing only sold by Yaowanggu and Mo's?"

The monk thought about it and said, "It is said that there is also a girl named Yu Que who is in charge of propaganda."

Xie Qianqiu: "…"

Yu Que, solved the case.

He asked calmly: "How many swords like this are sold now?"

Cultivator: "The first batch of 1,000 pieces, I just grabbed them. It is said that there are 10,000 pieces of the second batch, and the third batch will increase in order."

Xie Qianqiu: "…"

In other words, there are already a thousand swords of the same style entering the cultivation world, and there will be 10,000 soon.

At this time, the cultivator smiled and said: "I'm done performing, it's time to thank Xianjun! Swallow the sword!"

Xie Qianqiu: "…"

So, the reason why these people are making a fuss is that they want him to stab the iron-sharp sword down his throat?

On the other side, a sect elder asked with a smile: "By the way, didn't you mean to show the Canghaizong sword? What about the sword?"

Elder Cheng: "..." No need to show it, it will be all over the street soon.