I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

Chen Weina and several female classmates all tilted their heads and looked at the TV.

Wang Xuan let them break their defenses with just one sentence.

The one who breaks through the defense the most is Li Sisi.

You can’t read it at all, okay?

Suddenly I discovered that the manuscript was so useless.

I don’t even know how to answer it.

Two people were hosting the meeting, and you would say something to me, so that the other party could take a break.

The words that anyone wants to read are all in their own manuscript.

But the word she wanted to read was completely different from what Wang Xuan read.

Even so, we still have to bite the bullet and take it.

She doesn't have the same attribute bonus as Wang Xuan.

This panic caused a misreading.

He stuttered immediately.

The pronunciation is also wrong.

This time, I lost two hundred yuan.

Li Sisi cursed Wang Xuan countless times in his heart.

Wang Xuan was very smooth-talking and continued to talk:

"College students, at home, their living conditions are five stars and their mental condition is two stars."

"After returning to school, my living conditions will be two stars and my mental state will be ten stars."

"Survival rules for college students at home!"

"{It is not allowed to break the promise at night. If someone calls you to get up in the morning, be sure to get up when the call is made for the third time."

"{2} Don’t play with your phone in front of them"

"{3} People who do nothing will not be recognized. Please be sure to pretend that you are busy."

"【4] Don’t eat anything other than three meals a day"

"【5] Staying up late will not be encouraged, please don't let them find out."

Li Sisi was dumbfounded.

Listening to the sound like a machine gun next to her, her mind was buzzing with no thoughts.

Chen Weina and several college students were immediately paralyzed.

"Damn it, this is really a survival rule."

"I was scolded when I got up late at night, and I was scolded when I stayed up late."

"I get scolded when I sleep, I get scolded when I sit there"

"Wuwuwuwu, Teacher Wang Xuan still knows our living conditions."

A few college students almost stopped crying.

The others looked at the strange reactions of these little girls and were a little confused.

Then they watched TV and realized what was going on.

These people were probably college students.

They just happened to be. There is a university next to it

"do you know?"

"Every day I am either scolded on the way or being scolded"

"I am a fan of Teacher Wang Xuan! 743"

"This is the host who truly understands us"

"How can those Wu Yan group compare with Teacher Wang Xuan?"

"Only those who can understand us are our true idols."

The four college students had all drunk a lot, and they were in tears because they were dared to touch him.

Li Sisi saw that Wang Xuan paused and quickly wanted to pick him up.

"Six - six."

I didn't know what six was for a long time.

Li Sisi almost broke the defense.

Wang Xuan hurriedly said:"[Six] When playing games, pay attention to your surroundings. This may make them angry."

"【Seven] Be sure to listen to them. No matter what you are doing, please stop what you are doing immediately."

"【8】Doing housework can help you or provide survival support"

"【9] Staying alone in a room carries unknown risks"

"【10】The room door cannot be locked."

Wang Xuan fired like a machine gun.

Li Sisi was completely confused.

He hadn't produced anything for a long time.

In the end, Wang Xuan said ten in one breath.

Chen Weina and several female classmates completely knelt down:

"It’s true!"

"I slept and locked the door. My mother wanted to enter my room in the morning and couldn't open the door, so she scolded me severely."

"Don’t you know that my mother comes into my room at seven o’clock every morning, opens the window curtains, opens the door, and says that the air is so good today?"

"Then he went out without closing the door."

"I can only lie in bed and be stupid alone!"

"Wang Xuan understands how difficult life is for us college students."

Li Sisi finally regained his composure.

He opened his mouth to say a concluding sentence, but was stuck again.

Two or three hundred were gone again.

Li Sisi had the urge to die.

He has never encountered this in Chunhuang for so long. I've been in this situation where I can't do it anymore.

"Please remember that you can get living space during your next winter vacation."

Wang Xuan spoke in time to help Li Sisi.

Li Sisi was heartbroken when he saw that there was still half an hour of live broadcast.

Wang Xiaoting also returned to school.

Because she suddenly got into live broadcast, she could also make a lot of money. Money.

I gave 10,000 yuan to my parents, and I still had 10,000 yuan left for living expenses.

The little sisters in the dormitory were quite envious of her having such a brother.

"Xiaoting, we usually have a good relationship, right?"A roommate put Wang Xiaoting on his shoulders.

"Needless to say, the relationship between us two."Wang Xiaoting nodded.

"Let's discuss it. Do you think I can be your sister-in-law?"The roommate showed her true face

"Xiaoting, I often treat you to supper, right?"

"The position of sister-in-law must still be left to me."

"Xiaoting, although I have a boyfriend, as long as you say a word, I will break up with you immediately."

The three roommates gathered around Wang Xiaoting and didn't even give her a chance to say a word.

"Stop it, my brother already has a girlfriend, don’t even think about it, you losers."

"Why don't you show me your future husband?"

A group of people started to fight again.

If you have ever had a girlfriend, and you often chat with your girlfriend, and you have heard the topics they talked about in the dormitory, you will understand how pornographic they are when they are together.

"Okay, can I treat everyone to a supper?"

"Go and do it any way you want!"

A burst of cheers immediately erupted in the dormitory.

The four girls left the school in a grand manner.

"When I first came to school, I saw a barbecue restaurant opened there, and my friends said it was quite cheap."

A group of people rushed to the newly opened barbecue restaurant.

It was a ten-square-meter room with a barbecue grill.

All the tables were outside.

The environment was quite bad.

But the college students only wanted a discount and were not harsh on the environment.

Four The girls started to order.

Knowing that Wang Xiaoting had made money, she was not polite, so she just ordered them all.

This month, let alone barbecue, she would be scolded even if she ate takeout.

Even if she ate barbecue, she would not be kicked out.

A few girls even took one A box of beer.

Very well prepared.

Don’t worry if the school is closed. There is a hotel next to it.

Four people can get a double room and it can be done directly.

"This is almost suffocating me at home." (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"In addition to three meals a day, if you eat anything else, you will be scolded"

"Don't mention it, last time I ordered takeout at twelve o'clock, my brother found the takeout box, and then told my mother"

"Then I was scolded to death"

"I really regret not taking a summer job."

The barbecue hasn't even started yet, but several girls have opened their beers and chatted while they were on.

Next to the barbecue restaurant is a small shop.

There is a TV set at the door of the small shop.

A variety show from CCTV is playing program.

Wang Xiaoting and others were sitting next to the small shop. Facing the people in the small shop, they could see the TV when they raised their heads.

"Xiaoting is still comfortable at home"

"If you can make money, your parents will definitely treat you well."

Everyone's eyes turned to Wang Xiaoting.

Wang Xiaoting almost cried:"What a fart!"

"I get scolded every day too?"

"You guys get scolded for eating takeout, but I get scolded even if I get more express delivery."[]

"My brother last timeWas he talking about that shopping festival on TV? Then I was scolded by my mother, saying that I buy things every day. My brother couldn’t stand it anymore. He talked about me on TV."

"They said I was in the news."

After Wang Xiaoting finished speaking, everyone laughed like crazy.

"There is such a thing!"

"Your brother can’t stand it anymore, talking about you on the news"

"I also died laughing, and it provided me with all my laughter for a year."

Wang Xiaoting waited for everyone to finish speaking, as if the floodgates had been opened, she couldn't stop at all:

"I asked my brother for money, and he gave me 10,000 yuan without saying a word. I was scolded by my mother for three days."

"He said how could I be such a sister? I asked my brother for money every day."

"When my brother was a kid, he would cheat me out of lucky money every year."

"He said he would give it back to me another day, but then he lost it all in a slot machine!"

"When I was a kid, I didn’t use money very much, I saved everything."

"Basically, if you save for a month, you will be defrauded by my brother."

"Why am I so much a sister?"

"My brother has tricked me before"

"He earns money from his part-time job, what if I ask him for some money?"

"My mother also said that he would never ask my uncle for money."

"I said you have a bad relationship with my uncle"

"Can my brother and I be the same?"

"He bullied me."

This made everyone laugh crazy again

"Suddenly I no longer envy you for having such a good brother."

"Really laugh to death"

"My brother is like this too. I cheat him out of half of his pocket money every year."

"Now that I have grown up, I am not so easy to fool."

Wang Xiaoting hasn't finished speaking yet:"I was playing on my mobile phone. It was supposed to be a live broadcast, but my mother thought I was playing games every time, and then she scolded me."

"I have to go to my room to sweep the floor every day, and it’s not even bright yet."

"Sorry, I fell asleep at three o'clock."

While chatting, the barbecue was served.

Wang Xiaoting drank some, got drunk, and told all about the harsh living environment at home.

"Xiaoting, look, isn’t that your brother?"A classmate who was facing the small shop suddenly spoke.

Everyone turned their heads and looked over.

Then they were all surprised.

"This is indeed your brother!

Wang Xiaoting turned around and was surprised:"Why did my brother get on the news?""

"Maybe it was just added?"

"Your brother is so popular, why don’t you arrange more live news broadcasts?"

"Don't tell me your brother is really handsome"

"Just relying on your brother's looks, you still need the Zhouyi Guide to Picking Up Girls."

In fact, girls and men have similar concerns.

When they see a boy for the first time, they discuss his appearance.

However, girls are more reserved and will only show their true colors in front of their best friends.

After commenting, then Then I heard Wang Xuan’s news account about the survival of college students.

Everyone was dumbfounded for a moment.

"Xiaoting, you seem to be in the news again."The female classmate's words made the scene burst into laughter.

"Pfft hahaha!"

Wang Xiaoting's expression was very distorted.

She felt indescribable in her heart.

"Xiaoting, why didn’t your brother tell you this rule of survival earlier?"

"Otherwise, you won’t have to suffer at home."

"so funny"

"I guess your brother heard your mother complaining about you, and then he made such a news"

"This news is based on your template"

"I really laughed like crazy."

Wang Xiaoting almost burst into tears when she listened to the discussions of her classmates.

Everyone envied her for having such an outstanding brother, but only she knew the pain in her heart.

Wang Xiaoting searched online, Wang Xuan broadcast the news, and then she really discovered herself The video I just talked about.

I saved it directly and sent it to Moments.

The caption said:"If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have to be scolded every day.

Wu Fang quickly replied below:"Congratulations to my family Xiaoting for being in the news again." If I had done this, she would have been my baby girl.

Wang Changxun:"My cousin is worried about you.""

Why doesn't Wang Xuan live broadcast news? The popularity of the topic continues to rise.

Then the hot news of current affairs was posted by netizens.

Various headlines appeared.

A survival manual for college students, remember to save it for later For the winter vacation.

Wang Xuan understands college students.

Wang Xuan was on the news, and his partner was completely off guard as soon as he opened his mouth.

Look at Li Sisi's expression.

How could Li Sisi, who has hosted spring evenings for more than ten times, suddenly overturned.

All kinds of All kinds of videos appeared, which made netizens laugh crazy

"I cried to death. If I had known about this survival manual, I wouldn’t have known what to do at home without getting scolded."

"Wang Xuan understands us college students"

"Pinky, pinky"

"I also wondered why those people liked a host so much"

"Now I understand, this completely touched my heart."

"If my college student could do this, I wouldn't be displeased with him no matter how I look at him."

Central Station.

Wang Xuan and Li Sisi ended the live broadcast.

Fortunately, Wang Xuan did not come back with a longer talk.

Occasionally, it was just one or two sentences.

Of course, Li Sisi also made several mistakes.

Wang After Xuan finished the live broadcast, he immediately ran away. With

Li Sisi's murderous look, Wang Xuan was really afraid of being chopped alive by this woman.

When Li Sisi chased him out, he was stopped by Lu Chunhua:"You made twenty mistakes this time, two hundred yuan One word."

Li Sisi: Why do you suddenly want to resign?.