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Lin Yu rubbed his eyebrows in distress, and felt a headache.

Why did things develop to this point?

If it really doesn't work...

How about trying to transfer to another school?

Lin Yu scratched his hair, feeling uncertain.

Judging from the notorious reputation of No. 3 Middle School, the possibility of his successful transfer is about the same as Tang Manman's childhood sweetheart suddenly jumping out and beating him up.

Forget it.

It's over.

Let's eat first.

Lin Yu was a little annoyed, so he just let it go for a while.

If there is any big problem, just wait until after dinner!

Although No. 3 Middle School is notoriously bad, the cafeteria here is still very good. Not only is it delicious and cheap, but the cafeteria aunt is also very steady.

It's worth praising!

. After buying a few dishes he liked, Lin Yu was holding the plate and was about to find a corner where no one was to enjoy the food, when he suddenly saw a familiar face in the corner of his eyes.

Lin Yu turned his head subconsciously.

After seeing the man's appearance clearly, Lin Yu's eyes suddenly widened.

Good guy.

It seems that you have also traveled through time, right?

Or is it the original factory travel?

Lin Yu looked at the tall and strong guy, his face full of surprise of meeting an old friend in a foreign land.

Carrying the plate to sit next to the man, Lin Yu looked at the honest face that was exactly the same as in his previous life, and for a moment he was so happy that he wanted to hug his neck and kiss him!

However, thinking of his current gangster appearance, Lin Yu still resisted the impulse and planned to use some secret codes to remind him that he was also from that world!

Picking a few thin leaves from the plate, Lin Yu nibbled on the large leaves, and then placed the processed leaves on the table.

As Lin Yu gradually finished his work, the message he wanted to convey on the table became more and more complete.

Finally, Lin Yu put the last small leaf on the table, and a symbol and an Arabic numeral suddenly appeared on the off-white table.

+3!

After doing all this, Lin Yu looked at the tall and strong young man happily, waiting for his surprise expression with joy.

But to Lin Yu's surprise, the tall and strong young man was not interested in the ugly leaf text at all, and even frowned his thick and thick eyebrows, obviously disgusting Lin Yu.

?

A big question mark appeared on Lin Yu's head.

You can't see such an obvious hint, are you still playing Tieba?

After a while, seeing that the tall and strong young man was still shrinking his body and eating silently, Lin Yu had no choice but to lean towards him and whispered:

"Old man, explode some gold coins!"

After Lin Yu finished speaking, the tall and strong young man trembled, and his face showed obvious fear, obviously not realizing that this sentence was just a joke.

"I don't have money."

The tall and strong boy showed a cowardly attitude that was obviously not suitable for his physique.

Lin Yu was really at a loss for the tall and strong boy.

Could he really not be that person?

Lin Yu couldn't help but mutter in his heart.

After staring at the tall and strong boy carefully for a while, and confirming that even the mole behind his ear was exactly the same as the person in his memory, Lin Yu rolled his eyes and said unhappily:

"Niu Dafei, can you stop making trouble?"

"Do you have to make a scene for me in public so that you can recognize me, your master Yu?"

Lin Yu looked at the tall and strong boy expectantly, expecting him to say "what red tape", and then the two smiled at each other.

But Lin Yu waited for a long time and didn't wait for that sentence, and all he got was the tall and strong boy's more nervous gaze.

Seeing his attitude, Lin Yu was really a little confused.

Niu Dafei couldn't have been unaware of this joke. Before crossing over, I had played it with him countless times. Even if he forgot his crush, he would never forget this joke!

Could it be that he really wasn't Niu Dafei?

Lin Yu was a little confused.

Let's say the man in front of him was Niu Dafei, but he didn't even know these basic Tieba jokes.

Let's say he wasn't Niu Dafei, my goodness, this guy looked even more Niu Dafei than Niu Dafei, how could he not be him?

After looking at the tall and strong boy in front of him for a long time, in order to prevent being teased by the mean guy Niu Dafei, Lin Yu decided to use his killer move.

It was a cold joke that could make Niu Dafei burst out laughing regardless of the occasion.

The cause of the cold joke was a line from Andy Lau's lyrics, cold ice rain hitting his face randomly.

Then some online players used homophony to change the ice rain in this sentence to ice fish.

It became a cold ice fish hitting his face randomly.

And made up a joke about it.

It was a real bad joke, even Niu Dafei, who had a low sense of humor, was amused by it.The joke was not a big deal.

The turning point of the story happened in a dynamic emoticon package.

It was a very cute emoticon package.

The content of the emoticon package was a cute cartoon character being slapped by frozen fish, which looked funny and pitiful.

Niu Dafei didn't know what happened. After seeing the emoticon package, he seemed to be hit by a laugh point and laughed endlessly.

From then on, no matter who mentioned this cold joke in his ear, or even just said that a cold ice fish was slapped on the face, he would laugh so hard that he couldn't breathe regardless of the occasion.

Looking at Niu Dafei's nervous and frightened eyes, Lin Yu secretly took a deep breath and said slowly:

"Cold ice fish slapped on the face."

As soon as the voice fell, Lin Yu stared at Niu Dafei's facial expression. As long as the corners of his mouth curled up a little, Lin Yu would fly directly to him and teach Niu Dafei, who dared to play tricks on him, a lesson!

Time passed little by little.

The corners of Niu Dafei's mouth didn't even curl up a little bit, and the fear in his eyes was even heavier. It was not until this time that Lin Yu was sure.

It turned out that he was really not Niu Dafei.

"You recognized the wrong person, buddy."

Lin Yu pretended to be calm and patted his shoulder, then quickly covered his face and left.

Damn it.

I hope he doesn't know what glue is.

It's so embarrassing.