I Treat You Like Buddies

The system feels so wronged, what did it do?

It sneered: "Can't you blame me on your own?"

"Who says I can't be tough, I've been tough!" Du Jiu unbuttoned his pants, "If you don't believe me, look!"

ten minutes later-

System: "Okay, okay, I believe I believe it will work."

"No!" Du Jiu held Xiao Xiaojiu, who couldn't stand up no matter how much he was doing, with red eyes and a firm face, "I will definitely harden, I will definitely harden!"

It's a man's dignity, how can he give up lightly!

Thirty minutes later—

The system was drowsy by his endless repetitive actions, and couldn't help but ask: "Aren't your hands sore?"

Du Jiu stopped and looked at the ravaged red little Jiu. Without mentioning his pants, he fell into the pillow and wailed: "It's over, it's over, my life is over, what is the meaning of my life/(ㄒ) oㄒ)/~~"

System: "...is this the meaning of your life?!"

"Of course you don't even understand gender!" Du Jiu was distraught. For a man, there was nothing left to look forward to in life.

The system snorted: "I don't understand, but Qin Jiuzhao is hard. Who cares if you are hard or soft."

Du Jiu ignored it, sadness flowed into the sea.

The system couldn't stand it, and said: "Can you use your brain? Are you planning to put it in the warehouse to accumulate dust? Tell me how to harden it if I don't have desire?"

Du Jiucun sat up, looked down at Xiao Xiaojiu and then at the computer screen that was still moaning and panting, huh? Seems.

"So it's because I don't need it, not because I can't get it hard at all?"

He didn't respond because he had no desire at all?

Very good, I am finally willing to take my mind out. The system continues to guide the topic: "Yes, how to react without desire, so—"

"So, it turns out that I am such a rational, persistent, and unmoved person." Du Jiu looked self-intoxicated, as if he had seen his tall and sacred figure.

System: "..." Is this the point? ! !

It took two deep breaths and said, "So, don't you think about why you have no desire?"

Ai?

Du Jiu was stunned: "Because I...cold?"

System: "..." Is this a new joke?

It was expressionless: "Do you need me to rewind the memory for you? Or give you a few key words to remind you? Yes, continue, don't—"

"Stop!" Du Jiu interrupted, "Let's talk, what do you want to tell me?" He can see it, the system has something to tell him.

System: "Can you put on your pants first?" His eyes were so hot.

Du Jiumo took a second before putting on his pants.

"As I said just now, it's not that you can't stand up, but you don't have desire." The system said sternly, "If you think about it, before Qin Jiuzhao, or before Changchunsi, have you never been lustful? "

It's rare to see the system so serious, Du Jiu didn't consciously get serious, and tried to remember: "...it seems to be." Not to mention, really, before meeting Qin Jiuzhao, he really had no need for this aspect, and he hadn't even been self-promotion .

System: "Do you think this is normal for you?"

Du Jiu hesitated: "It seems to be... a bit wrong?" If he could explain with his unexperienced before, but now he clearly has experienced it and can't experience it anymore, but he doesn't have any reaction when watching the film. This seems to be It's strange.

"Wait, aren't you trying to tell me what incurable disease I have?"

System: "...No, you are just missing a string."

But after thinking about it, it seems the same.

Du Jiu was unwilling: "What do you want to say?" When he didn't know what it meant to be missing a string?

The system considered the sentence and revealed what could be revealed: "The missing root string I said is purely literal. You are missing a root string, or a hole, so you have no desire or even weak feelings. Don’t worry. Just wait for you to complete this string."

Du Jiu heard this for the first time and was very surprised: "Am I missing something?" He recalled all his memories in his life, as if it was really the case. He really couldn't have much affection for anyone by nature.

"So you mean..." He didn't believe that the system just discovered and told him, obviously it had known it a long time ago.

System: "I didn't tell you before because I didn't think it was necessary. Now I tell you, I'm afraid you really think you have a problem and you can't think about it."

General Du Jiu was skeptical: "Really?" Why does he always feel that something is wrong?

"Otherwise?" the system asked back.

Du Jiu thought for a while and said, "Then how can I make up the missing hole?"

System: "This is simple, just talk about love a few more times."

Du Jiu: "..." Isn't he really fooled by the system?

The system is honest: "I’m serious, didn’t you all cry in the end when you saw the world? You wouldn’t cry before you changed it to the ghost king, you can even feel sadness, no ?"

It seems that this is the truth, Du Jiu pondered.

"Maybe you can talk to yourself a few more times?"

Du Jiu's eyes lit up and he happily accepted the setting: "It makes sense!"

The system heaved a sigh of relief: "Anyway, Qin Jiuzhao is still an acquaintance, and you are tempted by the king of ghosts? How about continuing the frontline?"

"There is a problem." Du Jiu thought for two seconds.

System: "What?"

Du Jiu: "You must first know who Qin Jiuzhao is in this world."

This is indeed a very important issue.

According to the laws of the first two worlds, Qin Jiuzhao is definitely the male lead, but there are two male leads in this world. Has he become the male lead attacking Sanye Meng, or is the male lead beloved by Gu Baiqiu?

Meng Sanye's previous attitude made Du Jiu hesitate, but Gu Baiqiu was really not like Qin Jiuzhao's style.

He fell into confusion for a while.

Gu Baiqiu returned home in the middle of the night. When Du Jiu heard the lock of the door, he immediately turned off the computer and pretended to sleep. According to previous experience, Gu Baiqiu would definitely give him steps to coax him.

But about this time I was really angry, and the sound of footsteps paused at his door for a while, and in the end he didn't push the door and turned around.

Du Jiu decisively got into the bed, put on headphones and stayed up late to play the game with the system, and then it was logical that he woke up the next morning with big dark circles and his eyes were visibly red.

He heard the movement hurriedly get up, put on his school uniform and leave the room, but he was still a step late, only seeing Gu Baiqiu closing the door.

After finally plucking up the courage to bow his head first, he was thrown away by the door opening, and he kicked the sofa angrily.

Then he got into awkwardness with Gu Baiqiu.

He slept on the desk during the whole class. Although the teachers of various subjects didn't embarrass Gu Baiqiu on the spot because of his face, they can imagine how they would tell Gu Baiqiu when they returned to the office.

Du Jiu sighed on the table, "I think I was also a school bully back then."

It's really a turn of Feng Shui, a generation of academic masters was forced to become a scumbag, knowing all about it or pretending not to understand, it is simply sad.

"Ji Xiaojiu." The monitor came back from the teacher's office and pushed him, "Old Gu asked you to go to his office."

Du Jiu remained motionless, completely ignoring it.

The squad leader pushed a few times, and saw that he was determined to pretend not to know, so he had no choice but to go back and explain to the squad leader again.

Then until school was over, Gu Baiqiu never called Du Jiu again and let him pretend to be dead.

Du Jiu had to follow the drama in his head with the system, probably because it was in the world of Tanmei, the world's Tanmei dramas were popular, and several of them were of high quality, so he watched them with gusto.

The last class was self-study. Gu Baiqiu didn't show up. When school was over, he didn't come and ask him to go home with him as usual.

Du Jiuyi still pressed the pause, then raised his head and eyes panic, grabbed his schoolbag and rushed to the teacher's office building. Is Brother Gu really angry?

As a result, he was told that Gu Baiqiu had just taken a step.

He rushed all the way to the school gate, but saw a scene that made him angry.

I saw a black car parked on the side of the road opposite the school gate, and a bodyguard in a black suit stood by the side of the car and made a sign to Gu Baiqiu to get in the car.

Gu Baiqiu hesitated for a moment and stepped forward.

The moment the car door opened, Du Jiu clearly saw Meng Sanye in the back seat.

He immediately ran forward several steps, blocking the car with an open hand.

Gu Baiqiu opened the car window, surprised and angry: "What are you doing?! Do you know how dangerous it is?!"

Du Jiu grabbed the car window and stared at Gu Baiqiu angrily: "Why do you still see him?! I forbid you to see him!"

"Get off!" He grabbed Gu Baiqiu's arm, "Follow me home!"

Gu Baiqiu struggled: "Don't be fooling around! Listen to me, Xiao Jiu, I have something to discuss with Mr. Meng, you go home first, and I will be back soon."

Du Jiu didn't believe it, and stubbornly grabbed Gu Baiqiu and said, "Get off, get off!"

A deep crease appeared in Meng Sanye's eyebrows and gave the bodyguard who turned around to ask for instructions. The bodyguard opened the door and prepared to get out of the car and pull Du Jiu away.

When Du Jiu saw this, he stretched out his hand to open the door from the inside, rolled in, crawled past Gu Baiqiu, and squeezed between the two and sat down.

"I am going too!"

He clung to the chair tightly: "Either go home with me or take me with you!"

Gu Baiqiu looked terrified, glanced at San Ye Meng, pulled Du Jiu towards him, and firmly held him back, and said to San Ye Meng: "Sorry, Mr. Meng, Xiao Jiu is young and ignorant, please forgive me."

Anyone who is a little familiar with Sanye Meng knows that he has a deep habit of cleanliness, and he hates the approach of strangers. The last person who clinged to him recklessly did not know where he went.

"I'm not young!" The three words "young" clearly pierced Du Jiu. He broke free of Gu Baiqiu's restraint, tried to make himself pose upright like an adult, sit down, and restrain his emotions, "Don't worry, I will Staying beside will not prevent you from talking about'business.'"

Turning his head to look at Sanye Meng, a pair of flushed eyes stared at him: "Why, is Sanye dignified that I won't be a high school student?"

He straightened his body, raised his head, and tried to increase his momentum, but with the school uniform on him, he looked like a child who was awkward with his parents.

Sanye Meng stared at him for a while, then retracted his gaze and nodded at the bodyguard: "Close the door."

Du Jiu raised his chin immediately, showing a triumphant expression.

Gu Baiqiu breathed a sigh of relief and pulled him to his side.

As the car drove steadily, Du Jiu looked at Meng Sanye on the left and Gu Baiqiu on the right, and fell into deep contemplation: "Who is Qin Jiuzhao of the two of them?"