I Truly Am The God of Learning

Um?

Ye Lingchen looked suspiciously at Lin Ao, who was approaching with diligence.

"Is there a problem?"

"Haha." Lin Ao laughed dryly, and then said, "Brother Ye, the Spring Festival Gala is an honor for our country. What do you think of being on the Spring Festival Gala stage?"

"Not much." Ye Lingchen said lightly, raising his legs to continue walking.

"Brother Ye, you can't back down at such a critical moment when it concerns the dignity of the nation. Take action when it's time for you!" Lin Ao hurriedly blocked Ye Lingchen, "There are still people from the Great Bang Country here, they really appear. Oolong, that's a joke!"

Ye Lingchen thought about it, this matter really started because of him, it would be a shame if he just patted his butt and left.

"What do you want?" Ye Lingchen looked at Lin Ao.

"That..." Lin Ao rubbed his hands, expecting, "Can you speak cross talk?"

"Know a thing or two."

It's good to know a little bit!

Lin Ao laughed on the spot, "That's great! Then I'll trouble Brother Ye to come on stage to talk about cross talk, just take it for the sake of the brother, please, when the performance is over, let the special plane take you back directly."

"Sir Lin, if I heard correctly just now, what he said just...knows a thing or two?" Feng Xiaofeng thought there was something wrong with his ears and asked tentatively.

"You know shit! Brother Ye's knowledge is a little different from ordinary people. Don't ask, it's awesome to ask!" Lin Ao smiled slightly, "Hurry up and let your people prepare."

"Don't that teacher Guo Dongshan have an apprentice? Call him over." Ye Lingchen touched his nose and said helplessly.

Soon, a fat man with a slightly chubby figure ran over. He had a round face, a round body, and small eyes. At first glance, it brought people a sense of joy. He was a cross talk material.

"Hello Feng Dao, hello everyone, my name is Yue Yunpeng, you can call me Xiaoyue, Xiaopeng, and Xiaoyueyue." Yue Yunpeng said in a shy and timid voice.

"Can you speak stand-up comics?" Ye Lingchen asked straight to the point.

"Yes." Yue Yunpeng said quickly.

"How's your memory? How long have you been with the master?"

"The master only brought me in because I had a good mouth and a good memory. I have been with me for six years."

"Which one is good at?"

"My main attack at the moment is to hold sway."

Holding a joke and a joke are two major roles in cross talk. It requires two people to cooperate with each other, sing and praise each other, and make a thing that is not funny to liven up.

Amusement is an actor who mainly narrates the plot of the story, and is now usually called "A".

An actor who narrates the storyline with "Doumo" is usually called "B".

In the cross talk, Dou Mei and Ping Mei cooperate, and through Ping Dou's foil and foreshadowing, the narrative gradually forms a burden and produces jokes.

In the show, the role of ponging seems to be small, and many times it is joking, but in fact it is not the case. A good peng is hard to come by. If you want to say that it is more difficult than teasing, you need to pay attention to a skill and atmosphere, linking the previous and the next, and both safflower and green leaves are indispensable.

If the burden of cross talk is to be played, it is indispensable to lay the groundwork and shake the seam. It is impossible to do any part well. This requires a tacit understanding between the two, and it is impossible for anyone to leave.

Of course, when an ordinary cross talk actor first begins to learn, whether it is a joke or a joke, he must start from the basic skills. The actor who is funny must also be able to hold, and the actor who is holding the joke must also be able to be funny. Only teasing but not holding or only holding and not teasing is called "lame" in the cross talk world.

Even if some cross talk actors focus on teasing, and some actors are born to be flattering, they may focus on flattering, but this does not mean that they will only tease but not flatter, or only flatter but not tease.

In terms of position, there are certain rules.

The stage is centered on the table, standing directly behind the table holding the table, standing on the right side of the table with a smile. According to the relationship position of the counterpart in cross talk, we can see the whole body of the actor, while the lower part of the actor's body is covered by the table.

It means that it is not difficult to understand that those who hold Moo stand still and those who make Moo fly all over the field.

"How long until the performance?" Ye Lingchen asked.

"Less than fifteen minutes." Feng Xiaofeng replied immediately.

"It's barely too late, you come with me." Ye Lingchen nodded and led Xiao Yueyue towards a box, "Bring a pen and paper!"

On the spot, Ye Lingchen wrote down the cross talk he was going to talk about.

The content of the writing can only be said to be roughly, for stand-up comic dialogue, in addition to the need for lines, it also needs to be on-the-spot, because it is often necessary to adapt to the effects of the show.

Is this... written on the spot?

Everyone stared.

Feng Xiaofeng opened his mouth to express his doubts, but he swallowed it back, so he could only stand to the side uneasy.

Writing cross talk on the spot is really nonsense. Cross talk is more difficult than songs to some extent, because cross talk pays attention to the stage effect and the art of language. If it is not good, it will be cold and form an extremely embarrassing scene.

Moreover, even if they can really write a good cross talk, the two have never cooperated at all. What should I do if they won't speak when they get nervous?

But at this time, he really has nothing to do, and he can only count on a miracle to happen, and the dead horse will become a living horse doctor.

Lin Ao also frowned, but he was very confident in Ye Lingchen's so-called "knowing a thing or two". This guy's knowledge of a thing or two is rather awesome, so there shouldn't be anything wrong.

Chen Xiaoyan and Zhao Liangying watched both nervously and curiously. If Ye Lingchen took the stage and made a mistake on this stage, he would definitely be affected. He might be scolded on the Internet at that time, so he was naturally worried, but at the same time, they were also worried. Hope that Ye Lingchen can create a miracle, after all, this is the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, which can be met but not sought after.

Xiao Yueyue's mood was similar, but he was mostly apprehensive, and there was also a sense of generosity to die.

In fact, before that, his master Guo Dongshan had already called and told him that if there is no show, let him go ahead and have to go on it. It's better to be scolded on the Internet, which is better than the Spring Festival Gala without a show.

This pot, he must carry it!

He was also prepared, and he had even prepared that this was the last cross talk in his life. After all, where could he find a good show in such a short period of time?

I can do my best. If I can be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, even if I am scolded to death, I will die without any regrets.

"I'm going, what are you doing?"

"It seems to be writing a cross talk on the spot."

"Written on the spot? Really or not? Is Ye Shen not a sports star? He is physically strong and can speak cross talk?"

"Let sports stars talk about cross talk, I feel like this thing will stop cross talk..."

"There are only ten minutes left. After writing the lines, I have to correct the lines. The key point is that Xiao Yueyue seems to be just a newcomer."

"Isn't this nonsense? It's better to let me come to power for such a good thing."

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