I Truly Am The God of Learning

"It's amazing, it's okay to put your hand in the frying pan!" Zhang Yunxi was stunned, her beautiful eyes full of amazement.

"It's just some deceiving tricks." Ye Lingchen glanced at his mouth and smiled indifferently.

Zhang Yunxi hurriedly raised her hand to cover his mouth, and looked around carefully, like a child who had done bad things, "Bah, bah, bah! How can you say something like this? Be careful to offend the Bodhisattva, and quickly slap it away."

There was a faint scent from the soft and boneless hands, which made Ye Lingchen feel a little nervous. This girl really hasn't changed at all.

"Okay, I won't talk about it." Ye Lingchen said with a smile.

Zhang Yunxi gave up only now, but still worriedly warned: "It is better to believe what it is or not, and don't offend the Bodhisattva just for a moment, luck is also very important in life."

"Mmmm..." Ye Lingchen nodded wildly in a funny way, you probably don't know that brother is a systematic man, and a scholar is a god after all!

At this time, the Taoist priest had already started auctioning the third item, which was a small blue-and-white porcelain vase with strange characters and symbols engraved around it.

"Pfft!"

The bottle was put into the oil pan, and the Taoist priest picked it up as always.

"In those days, Nuwa left a little bit of strange soil when she patched up the sky. The material of this bottle is that kind of soil, and there is a Taoist talisman left by Taishang Laojun on it. This bottle can be kept at home to improve feng shui and bless the family. Be safe, and your career is booming!"

"Artifact, it's definitely an artifact!" The crowd immediately boiled.

"I'll pay 10,000, and no one will rob it!"

"I'll pay 15,000!"

...

A small bottle was eventually sold at a high price of 66,000 yuan.

The Taoist priest stroked his beard, took down a pen, and said quietly: "The last thing that everyone is interested in, it is this pen!"

"This is the writing brush that Wenquxing used in the mortal world. With this pen, you can become a god of learning and understand the principles of heaven and earth. The college entrance examination is just a piece of cake!"

Do you even dare to pretend to be the deity of this school?

Ye Lingchen was a little speechless. Looking at the crowd, it was already boiling. It is the wish of all parents to hope that their children will become dragons and their daughters will become phoenixes.

This time, the Taoist priest was not in a hurry to auction, but his eyes swept slightly in the crowd, and he suddenly stopped.

What a beautiful, pure girl!

Although he didn't dress up at all, and his clothes were very simple, he stood in the crowd like a blooming daffodil, like a crane standing in a group of grass chickens, which was extremely eye-catching.

A trace of greed flashed in the Taoist priest's eyes, and he rolled his eyes, but he said loudly: "This brush is different from others, it needs someone who is destined!"

Afterwards, he raised his hand and pointed at Zhang Yunxi, "Little girl, you are someone who is destined, please come here."

"Ah? I...I?" Zhang Yunxi was a little stunned, and the crowd consciously divided a path, looking at Zhang Yunxi with admiration.

"That's right, it's you!" The Taoist nodded solemnly.

Ye Lingchen frowned slightly and followed Zhang Yunxi slowly forward.

"This pen will be yours in the future." The Taoist solemnly handed the pen to Zhang Yunxi.

Zhang Yunxi didn't dare to reach out, "But...but I don't have any money."

"You are a person with a destiny, this is the will of the Bodhisattva, and no one can go against it." The Taoist said inscrutable, "It doesn't matter if you don't have money, you just need to let me touch the bones and get the approval of the Bodhisattva!"

"Touch your bones?" Zhang Yunxi stepped back slightly.

"Don't be afraid, girl, the poor Taoist is a monk, and the six senses have long been clean and pure, and they can help you communicate with the Bodhisattva." The Taoist raised his legs and stepped forward.

"Yeah, girl, you are so lucky, you can't miss this opportunity..."

"This girl is really lucky..."

"Master, look at how I am, and feel the bones for me."

...

The crowd talked a lot, and they were all envious, making Zhang Yunxi in a dilemma.

The Taoist priest's salty pig hand stretched out longer and longer, and the smile on his face widened, extremely wretched, like a big bad wolf that had been hungry for several days, pounced on the soft little white sheep.

The salty pig's hand is getting closer and closer, and it seems that the next moment he can touch Zhang Yunxi's small waist.

Just at this critical moment, Ye Lingchen stood up abruptly. Righteously stood in front of the helpless Zhang Yunxi and shouted, "Stop! Let go of that girl!"

The Taoist paused and looked at Ye Lingchen angrily, "Who are you? If you dare to disturb the Bodhisattva, you will be punished!"

"You dare to represent the Bodhisattva? If you want to lie, just go and lie, and I don't care! If you dare to lie to me, I'll give you a face!" Ye Lingchen sneered, originally he was just watching the fun, but this The Taoist priest stretches out his hand to the village flower of his own village. This is unbearable!

Whoa!

The crowd immediately exploded, and everyone couldn't help but stay away from Ye Lingchen.

"Gah? What the hell is that kid doing, how dare he scold masters like that!"

"This person dares to be disrespectful to the master, I'm afraid I don't know how he died!"

"Be sure to stay away from him in the future, and be careful to follow him!"

"I really don't know how tall the sky is, alas, this life is over..."

Seeing the crowd's reaction, the Taoist priest was even more proud. He raised his head and smiled, pointing at Ye Lingchen, "I think you are still a student. You have been abandoned by the Bodhisattva, and this college entrance examination is over."

As soon as these words came out, the crowd became even more terrified, and Zhang Yunxi also looked at Ye Lingchen extremely worried.

"Little girl, if you don't want to cause trouble, it's better to stay away from him and let me touch your bones." The Taoist continued.

"Touch your grandma's leg!" Ye Lingchen raised his leg and kicked the Taoist out with one kick!

"Presumptuous, how dare you do it!" The Taoist stood up from the ground in embarrassment and pointed at Ye Lingchen angrily, "You're dead, and within three days, you will be struck by lightning from the sky!"

"Thunder strikes from the sky?" Ye Lingchen sneered.

"Not bad!" The Taoist sneered at Ye Lingchen, as if he had settled for him, "Are you afraid? But God has the virtue of good life, as long as you kneel down and kowtow three times like me, I can intercede for you to the Bodhisattva. , spare your life!"

At this time, an aunt in the crowd kindly walked out and persuaded: "Child, don't be impatient, hurry up and apologize to the Taoist priest, there is still room for saving."

"Yes, there are a lot of Taoist masters, you have to seize the opportunity."

"You will not only hurt yourself, but your family will also be unlucky!"

"Young man, you have to think about it carefully and don't make a move that will make you regret for life."

...

"Lingchen, will the Bodhisattva really blame me? It's all my fault..." Zhang Yunxi looked at Ye Lingchen helplessly, blaming herself, tears flashing in her eyes.

"It's alright." Ye Lingchen smiled slightly, with a confident radiance on his face, which made Zhang Yunxi feel at ease.

Ye Lingchen raised his legs and stepped forward, "I will also give you a chance. If you don't want me to expose the scam, I will apologize to the girl next to me. Otherwise, you will decide the consequences for yourself!"

"I sincerely pray for mortals, but you still come to question me, your heart can be punished!" The Taoist pretended to be calm, "I never lie, so how can I expose it?"

"Hehe, you asked for it yourself!" Ye Lingchen strode forward, and under everyone's attention, he walked to the oil pan, then raised his hand and stretched out towards the oil pan!

"Ah! Don't!" Zhang Yunxi exclaimed, her eyes suddenly turned red, and moved tears welled up in her eyes.

Ye Lingchen made such a sacrifice because of her!

However, Ye Lingchen, with both hands in the oil pan, said nonchalantly, "This oil pan has a moderate temperature and is suitable for washing hands."

"This...this..." Everyone looked at Ye Lingchen, speechless in shock.

Zhang Yunxi walked quickly to Ye Lingchen's side, took his hand out of the frying pan, and saw that it was white and unscathed.

"You, you can also wash your hands in a frying pan, are you also a fairy?" Zhang Yunxi opened her mouth slightly and looked at Ye Lingchen in surprise.

"Silly girl, there's no such thing as an immortal, it's just a little social trick." Ye Lingchen laughed, "Add white vinegar to the oil pan, the vinegar will sink to the bottom of the pot, and after ignition, the vinegar with a low boiling point will boil first, making it easy for people to watch. It's just that the oil pan is boiling, but the temperature is only forty degrees."

"Really?" In the crowd, a strong man stepped forward, stretched out his hand nervously, and tentatively reached into the frying pan, and said in shock, "Huh? It's really not hot!"

Everyone began to realize that something was wrong.

The Taoist's face has become ashen, his mouth is trembling, and he stubbornly said: "You don't confuse the crowd! This is the manifestation of the Bodhisattva!"

Ye Lingchen smiled, "And the chopsticks standing in the water also use the principle of dislocation of the water surface."

He walked to the table and pointed at the cup, "Stand up!"

"Straight! Straight!"

"This little brother is really amazing, he knows so much!"

"Knowledge is power. If only my son was half as smart."

"Fuck! Then we were deceived by that liar just now!"

...

"Everyone be quiet, he is a demon, don't be deceived by that kid's demon!" The Taoist struggled to make the final explanation.

"It seems that you won't die until the Yellow River!"

Ye Lingchen shook his head, then walked to the old man who had bought the bottle before.

"The bottle you just bought, this Taoist said that it can bless the family's safety, but in fact, the characters engraved on it only represent calming the mind and tranquility. It is the most common symbol of Buddhism, and you can find it on Baidu."

The old man took a photo and went online on Baidu, and was immediately stunned.

Not only are there explanations on the Internet, but there are countless products that are exactly the same as this bottle, and they only cost eight yuan and eight!

"This...this..." He originally regarded this bottle as a treasure, but who would have thought that 60,600 actually bought this kind of garbage.

Seeing the truth like this, the others were also shaken. They took out the treasures they had auctioned off, and after taking a closer look, they immediately saw the clues. Especially in the kit, the production date and production location were still placed...

"Fuck! Liars! It's all fake...all worthless junk!"

"We were all tricked by him!"

Looking up, the Taoist stall was no longer closed, and he was about to flee.

The mad people, at this moment, are unable to drain the surrounding water, staring at the Taoist group, and they have the heart to kill.

No one's money comes from the wind.

If it hadn't been seen by others, their money would have been wasted, and it was a shame for them to treat Daoists as immortals!

"Don't listen to that kid's nonsense, I can really communicate with gods, bless everyone safe..."

"Fuck! You still dare to deceive, this is trying to put our IQ on the ground and rub it on the ground!"

"Liar, return my money!"

"Dare to trick me, take me a punch!"

...

Bang bang bang bang!

Suddenly, the sound of human flesh sandbags sounded in the crowd, followed by screams...