I Use Idle Books To Become Saint

The faint fragrance permeated the entire sleeping hall.

Lin Huang, who was half lying on the bed, was not dressed, and his long hair fell down like a waterfall. With a lazy figure and blurred eyes, she took a sip of the tobacco rod in her hand and slowly exhaled a puff of smoke.

"You have worked hard these past few days..." Lin Huang looked at Chen Luo who was kneeling opposite him, and said calmly, with no emotion in his voice.

"Back to Master, for the sake of the world and the well-being of the two worlds, it's nothing for the disciple to work hard." Chen Luo replied quickly, while his mind was running fast.

You didn't do anything out of the ordinary, did you?

Half an hour ago, I was still eating hot pot and singing in the palace, when Shangguan Wan'er suddenly appeared in front of me, saying that His Majesty had called me.

As a result, I waited in this hall for half an hour before the uncle came late.

It’s okay for Junior to wait for the elders, the key is——

Didn't get someone to pour me a glass of water, let alone the pastry that was prepared the last time I was here!

Not even a seat, just a kneeling pad.

People, have good eyesight!

This kind of matter does not need to be ordered by the uncle, and the court servants should arrange it.

There is only one possibility!

The uncle specifically ordered: leave him alone!

In other words, why did I make the uncle unhappy!

Is it because of broken chapters?

Impossible, what kind of structure is Master Uncle, can he be like those ordinary people in the world?

What else can there be?

I didn't hook up with Wen Feiqing either!

Could it be that the matter of him secretly dumping Mingyu and Tulong has come to light?

Chen Luo secretly raised his head and glanced at the uncle, only to see that the uncle was still expressionless, and he was even more nervous.

The epic sense of oppression from the Great Emperor!

Fortunately, this atmosphere didn't last long. Lin Huang exhaled smoke again and said, "Really?"

"You left Zhong Kui and Cui Shanque to handle the affairs of The Underworld on the 18th floor and the Department of Yin Law... Then, what are you doing during this time?"

Chen Luo was taken aback for a moment, then murmured, "This...disciple is...is..."

"Are you being mischievous?" Lin Huang snorted coldly, waved his hands, and suddenly a pile of memorials fell in front of Chen Luo.

"Look carefully, it's all about you!"

Chen Luo looked puzzled, picked up a memorial, and took a closer look: Huh? Isn't this King Xuanjing's?

Old man, backstab me!

Chen Luo opened the memorial, only to see that the writing on it was sloppy, and wrote: "My emperor has learned a lesson. Since the king of Fengdu opened the underworld, he has set a high salary standard, and promised to set a year-end bonus and enjoy sixteen salary benefits."

"Public job ghosts can enjoy two months of paid vacation every year."

"According to different positions, you need to bear 60% of your own practice, and 40% from the Department of Yin Law! Any work-related injuries will be treated by the Department of Yin Law."

"The promotion path is clear, and there is a sequence for judge, seduction, and arrest."

"Every month, there are third-rank and above ghosts to explain the key to the path of cultivation for subordinates!"

"There are so many of them!"

"Xuan Jing's heart flutters, and his heart yearns for it. The old minister looks at it with the mirror, and most of the ghosts want to fall under the king of Fengdu."

"Whoa! It's not that the old minister is powerless, it's because King Fengdu is unreasonable!"

"So this old minister speaks out boldly—please ask Fengdu King to incorporate Xuanjing Division, and this old minister is willing to assist Fengdu King to build the underworld!"

Chen Luo: (||?Д?)

The last sentence is a bit abrupt.

You have drawn out your 40-meter broadsword, so you say you are a friendly army?

"This...hehe...King Xuanjing really knows how to joke." Chen Luo scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.

Lin Huang rolled his eyes at Chen Luo: "Sixteen out of Dafeng have si yamen, and thirteen made this joke with me!"

Chen Luo: (*???)

Nope. Fuck me like this?

It's really tied q.

That is to say, if it were someone else, if such a situation happened, the hat of conspiracy would be considered secure.

But Chen Luo understands, and Linhuang also understands that most of the people here are nothing more than seeing Linhuang's love for Chen Luo, and they are just standing in line to express their opinion.

After all, Chen Luo is a yang body, so he won't stay long in the nether world.

Chen Luo looked at Linhuang again, and Linhuang gave him an angry look, and said lightly, "Tell me, how to solve it?"

"Disciple, go back and revise the welfare policy." Chen Luo sighed, "On the surface, the treatment is the same as that of Dafeng, and the extra is not a routine, so it should be a reward from Fengdu Palace."

Only then did Emperor Lin's expression soften a little. Seeing Chen Luo's unmotivated appearance, he hesitated for a moment and said, "After the success of the two worlds, I will naturally become the incarnation of the Dao, and I can't take care of ordinary affairs!"

"Even if the underworld is completely established, Dafeng still has value."

"The ghosts are infinite in number. It is impossible to get Samsara in time, and they need to stay in the Netherland for a while. This great abundance is prepared for these ghosts, so as not to overstress Samsara, or to impact the world."

"Your center of gravity should be in the world, not in the sky!"

"As for the person who will be in charge of Netherworld at that time, don't you still have ten royal palaces in your Netherworld Palace?"

"I intend for you to choose ten Pluto kings to jointly manage the affairs of the underworld."

Chen Luo was taken aback when he heard the words, and looked at Emperor Lin, this means that the duties and powers of Yama of the Ten Temples have been arranged?

Just as Chen Luo was about to speak, Emperor Lin waved his hand: "But it's too early to say these things. The Dao has not yet been completed, and the sea of ​​​​white lotus blood is still there. Let's discuss it when we have a chance in the future."

"Well, I would like to obey my uncle's orders." Chen Luo nodded before getting up to leave. Unexpectedly, Lin Huang frowned when he saw his movements: "Who told you to stand up, kneel down!"

Chen Luo was taken aback: Isn't the matter over?

Although he was muttering in his heart, his body still knelt down obediently again.

At this moment, Chen Luo heard Linhuang's next order: "I have something to ask you..."

Chen Luo: ('';)?

Uncle, you asked me to do something, and you made me kneel?

"Uncle, what's the matter?" Chen Luo asked.

Linhuang tapped the cigarette rod and said, "Come out!"

After the words fell, a Daoist figure appeared out of nowhere, it turned out to be a monk wearing Kasaya.

With a smile on his face, the monk first saluted Emperor Lin and recited: "I have seen Your Majesty."

Then, he turned sideways again, looked at Chen Luo who was kneeling on the ground, and saluted, "I've seen King Fengdu!"

Chen Luo looked at the monk and frowned slightly.

On the opponent, he felt the aura belonging to the Buddhism of the Western Regions. He looked at Emperor Lin again, and Emperor Lin said, "This is Master Yixiu, who used to be the Jinwu guard in front of the palace. He left Daxuan in anger under the guise of a wrong case, and worshiped Buddhism in the Western Regions."

Chen Luo's eyes lit up: This is an undercover agent!

Yixiu shook his head slightly: "It's a pity that Yixiu's background is shallow, and he hasn't made great achievements in so many years, which has failed His Majesty's high expectations."

"You don't need to be humble when you love Qing." Lin Huang waved his hand, showing a rare pride on his face, pointing at Chen Luo, and said to Monk Yixiu, "This kid is known in the world as a poem chasing Li Qinglian. If you have any requirements, please ask him." !"

"If he can't write it, I will teach him a lesson!"

Chen Luo looked puzzled: What do you mean?

What does it have to do with me?

The Yixiu monk smiled faintly, and no longer stood talking to Chen Luo, but waved his sleeves, knelt and sat opposite Chen Luo, and said, "King Fengdu, please listen to the poor monk."

"The poor monk managed to reach the second rank in the Pure Land of the White Lotus, and got the title of Bodhisattva. But after all, Daxuan defected, so he was not reused, and he was excluded from the periphery. Many things could not be truly effective first. hand message."

"A few days ago, Dilisa, the goddess of Bailian Pure Land, cultivated to the Five Decay Realm."

"Di Lisa's father is the great Bodhisattva of Buddhism, whose real name cannot be said. I want to take this opportunity to cling to Di Lisa and get close to the inner circle of the White Lotus Pure Land."

"When Di Lisa traveled to Daxuan in her early years, she became very interested in poetry and poetry. After she returned to the Western Regions, she also collected a lot of poetry and poetry."

"The poor monk wants to use a poem to join the door, but his talents are limited. It happened that he returned to Dafeng to deal with some matters, so he thought of asking someone to catch him."

After hearing this, Chen Luo was a little puzzled: "But if you can catch a knife once, won't you be exposed after a long time?"

Yixiu shook his head and said: "Three or five ordinary poems, I think there is no problem. The key is to hit the door, it must be a masterpiece, and it should be able to impress Di Lisha in an instant."

Speaking of this, Emperor Lin added: "A person who loves poetry and poetry in Dafeng is like the Qing Dynasty crossing the river."

"Wen Feiqing, Li Yishan, Du Muzhi...these are all great masters of literature, whose poems have been sung through the ages."

"But...they can't meet the requirements of Yixiu."

Chen Luo was surprised: Xiao Li Du and Wen Tingyun couldn't meet the requirements?

Seeing Chen Luo's expression, Yixiu quickly explained: "It's not that the poems of the kings are not good, it's mainly that they are not suitable!"

"Although the White Lotus Pure Land is a fake Buddha, it also has some Buddha spirit."

"It still needs a little bit of Buddha rhyme to be sure."

Lin Huang took a puff of cigarette and said: "Speaking of which, if Wang Mojie followed me to the Netherworld, his poems would be the best choice. It's just a pity that he was consecrated earlier and entered the holy hall."

"Bodhisattva, the five-decay state of the white lotus evil soil, is not worthy of poetry and Buddha writing for her."

"I see that your "Journey to the West" is very well written, and you should have some experience in grasping the rhyme of Buddhism!"

"Then write a song for Yixiu to take back."

Chen Luo looked strange.

As if insulted, and as if not.

Chen Luo's mind was running fast, he looked at Monk Yixiu, and asked, "Does Di Lisa have any hobbies?"

Monk Yixiu thought for a moment, and said: "White Lotus Pure Land can't help marriage and love, but if you practice deeply, you must also prevent the Hearts Demon from invading."

"Di Lisa fell in love with a disciple of his father's school in the early years. For Di Lisa's future, his father killed the disciple and took him into the Buddha Kingdom of Own."

"Since then, Di Lisa has tried to snatch the disciple's soul more than once. In the end, her father broke up the disciple's aura in a fit of anger. For this reason, Di Lisa announced that she would sever her relationship with her father."

Chen Luo nodded, and with a flick of his wrist, a pen and paper appeared.

"You can write now?" Linhuang was also a little surprised.

"Yeah." Chen Luo nodded, "Does it take a long time to think about a poem with Buddhist rhymes?"

"It doesn't matter if you have hands!"

Although there was a hint of a smile on the corner of Linhuang's mouth, his tone was still cold, and he said, "Then write it out and try. If you speak big words, we will see how I punish you!"

Chen Luo nodded with a grin, and put down his pen.

Just kidding, can there be problems with the poems of the loving monk and living Buddha?

"But we have known each other since we met before, and it is better to meet each other than not to see each other."

"Ande and the king are farewell to each other, so as not to teach life and death to be lovesick."

After writing the last word, Chen Luo handed the paper to Yixiu.

Yixiu looked at the poems on the paper in surprise, and his face that had been calm just now became brilliant in an instant. He looked at the paper, then at Chen Luo, and finally put a thousand words in his mouth. He just stood up, bowed deeply, and said, "Fengdu Wang Dacai!"

"As soon as this article comes out, if Yixiu fails to succeed, it will be Yixiu's fault."

Before Chen Luo could speak, Linhuang reached out and took the manuscript over, saying, "You should remember it."

As he said that, he looked at Chen Luo again: "How can you be so good at writing love poems at such a young age?"

"Focus more on being right and less on romantic affairs."

But after finishing speaking, Linhuang looked at the manuscript in his hand again and frowned.

"If you don't want to write another one, it's more perfunctory, and the level is lower."

"The five declines of the false Buddha are not worthy of this poem!"

...

After finishing Linhuang's in-class exam, Chen Luo returned to Fengdu Palace.

From the conversation between Linhuang and Monk Yixiu later, Chen Luo also learned that Bailian Pure Land seemed to have noticed the progress of Linhuang's life and death avenue, and was currently planning some action to interfere with Linhuang's progress.

And Monk Yixiu wanted to contact Di Lisha in such a hurry, because he wanted to get some news about the Bailian Pure Land Project.

The situation seemed to suddenly become serious.

Back in the palace, Chen Luo's heartstrings, which had been slightly relaxed in the past few days, tightened again.

He can contribute very little to the Underworld War, but from another level, he can still play a strategic role.

That is - "Journey to the West"!

Chen Luo deliberately suppressed the update speed because he didn't think about how his own deity and Bai Mo would deal with "Five Elements Xuanzang under the mountain accepting Wukong".

But for now, let's write first and then talk!

The ancients said: When a car reaches the mountain, there must be a road. If there is no road, we will open a road.

Can a living person be suffocated by urine?

Chen Luo immediately lay down on the bed, closed his eyes, his mind wandered, and he traveled across two realms...

...

Human world, Daxuan, Hanzhou.

Bai'an City.

A cloud covered the bright sun, forming a huge shadow, which just shrouded the sky above the government office in Bai'an City.

Outside the yamen of Bai'an City, an old couple held the papers high in their hands and knelt on the ground. Their hoarse voices could hardly make a sound, and their pupils that had drained their tears showed deep despair.

Their daughter was brutally murdered!

But they couldn't get justice.

"Poor..." Not far away, a few guests drinking tea sighed, and just about to discuss a few words, they saw an official in official robes coming out of the yamen, and immediately shut their mouths.

Under official techniques, any voice discussing politics will be detected by the official seal.

The official robe is blue, it is a sixth rank robe, and it is the master of the government office in Bai'an City, a sixth rank official named Song Zhang.

Seeing Song Zhang coming out, the old couple who were kneeling outside the government office immediately walked forward on their knees and kowtowed in front of Song Zhang.

"You two old people, get up..." Song Zhang stretched out his hands to help, but the old couple refused to be in person.

Song Zhang heaved a long sigh: "Alas... two, this case has been closed."

"My lord, it's not over!" The old man struggled and roared in a hoarse voice, "My daughter is not a servant of the Chen family, but she is just doing things for Mrs. Chen's work."

"Chen Mouzhi wanted to insult my daughter, but she resisted, but was beaten to death by him! This is the conclusion drawn by your government!"

"Now that the murderer is still at large in the city, how did this lawsuit end?"

At this time, the staff around Song Zhang frowned: "Didn't the Chen family pay your family six hundred taels of silver?"

"We don't want that money!" At this time, the old woman also said in a tearful voice, "Six hundred taels of silver, can I buy my daughter's life? We want to kill people to pay for their lives!"

Song Zhang had a helpless look on his face, and the staff member also sighed: "Old big brother, old sister-in-law, don't embarrass my lord."

"The Chen family, the ancestors had a semi-sacred family. Although they have fallen out of the ranks of the holy family, they are still a family."

"Punishment does not go to the family, the law does not punish the holy family!"

"The six hundred taels, my adults have already worked hard to come here for you."

The old man shook his head: "The old man doesn't know what kind of punishment or law. The old man only knows that killing people pays their lives, and paying debts is justified."

"You are the officials, you want to make decisions for us and give us justice!"

"Otherwise, my old couple will kneel and die in front of this yamen today!"

Hearing this, Song Zhang rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, and wanted to persuade him, when he saw several yamen servants coming on horseback, one of them had a seriously injured person tied behind him.

Song Zhang frowned. At this time, the government servants had come to Song Zhang, and they got off their horses one after another, and untied the wounded on their backs. The wounded man was dressed in the official mansion, and he was the official of the biased department.

"What's the matter?" Song Zhang asked, while stepping forward to check the injury of the official at the side.

"Master Li!" said a clerk, "Master Li insisted on arresting Chen Mouzhi, so he broke into the Chen residence alone, and was beaten like this by the Chen family!"

Song Zhang immediately took out the official seal, stabilized the opponent's injury with luck, and glared at the policemen, "Alone? What are you doing?"

The yamen officer showed a look of embarrassment: "My lord, that is the Chen residence...we... how dare we go in!"

Song Zhang pointed at the crowd angrily, and said, "Master Li is a hero transferred from the front line of the barbarians, why don't you stop him! You...you...ah!"

At this moment, the injured Lord Li groaned, spit out a mouthful of blood, and slowly opened his eyes. He looked at Song Zhang, then at the kneeling old couple, and murmured: "Hold... sorry ..."

The old couple looked at Master Li who was covered with wounds everywhere, the last hope in their eyes quickly dimmed, the old woman glanced at the dark clouds in the sky, and suddenly shouted: "Oh my god, open your eyes——"

Shouting, the old woman suddenly slammed into the stone tablet beside her...

The incident happened suddenly, and Song Zhang used his official skills to stop it, but he was a step slower. Just when everyone thought another tragedy was about to appear in front of them, they suddenly heard "Ouch", and the stone tablet appeared at some unknown time before. A pedantic old man, the old woman just bumped into the other side.

The old pedant retreated two steps, looked at the old woman, rubbed the hit chest, and said, "Old sister, where are you hitting!"

Only then did everyone react, the old man hurried forward and grabbed the old woman, and thanked the old scholar hastily. But Song Zhang's eyes lit up, he walked quickly to the old scholar, saluted respectfully, and said, "I wonder if that senior is here?"

The old pedant gave Song Zhang a blank look, ignored him, and went straight to the injured Mr. Li, stretched out his hand and flicked it, and a blue gas was shot into Mr. Li's body. During Setsuna, Mr. Li's body seemed to spring back to the earth. Visibly healed.

Immediately afterwards, as soon as the old pedant stretched out his hand, he grabbed the pleading paper of the old couple. The old pedant took a look and said, "You ask the heavens for justice?"

"It's better to buy justice from me, one penny, can you buy it?"

The old couple froze for a moment, and the old man quickly took out a few pennies from his pocket and handed them to the old scholar: "Buy, buy, buy!"

The old pedant reached out to pick up a copper coin and nodded, "Okay, it's fair, I'll take it!"

After finishing speaking, the old pedant walked towards the Chen Mansion. Song Zhang frowned and shouted: "Old man, the Chen Mansion is an aristocratic family!"

"Aristocratic family, what a fart!" The old pedant waved his hands and kept walking. Song Zhang hesitated for a moment, reached out and took off the black gauze hat on his head, and shouted: "Mr., let's go together!"

...

Not long after, the old pedant appeared in front of a magnificent mansion. Followed by Song Zhang and a group of yamen servants.

At this time, there were two servants at the gate of the mansion, looking at the crowd, frowned, they naturally knew Song Zhang, saluted and said, "Master Song, what do you mean?"

Just as Song Zhang was about to answer, the old pedant raised his hand to stop Song Zhang, and stomped his foot lightly. Suddenly, a vast and boundless righteousness surged into the sky, quickly permeated, and enveloped the entire mansion.

At this time, a voice sounded in the Chen residence: "I don't know which great Confucian is coming, Chen is far away to welcome him!"

"Open the middle door and welcome the distinguished guests!"

"No need!" The old pedant yawned, "The old man made a deal, sold it for a fair price, come and pick up the goods!"

"It's on a little bastard in your family!"

As he said that, the old pedant stomped his feet again, and saw a figure in the Chen residence being grabbed by an invisible force and flying towards the door.

"Father, Grandpa, help!" The arrested man was disheveled and didn't know what he was doing when he was arrested. At this moment, his hands and feet were swaying in the air, his face was pale with fright, and he shouted in the air.

"Chen Mouzhi!" The old couple saw at a glance that it was the murderer who killed their daughter.

"Brother, please respect yourself!" The majestic voice just now sounded again, "This is the direct descendant of my family, and my Chen family is..."

"Aristocratic family, right? I know, I know!" The old pedant picked out his ears and looked at Song Zhang, "Xiao Caoguan, let's verify your integrity..."

Seeing the old pedant's understatement, Song Zhang suddenly felt confident and nodded, "It's the murderer, Chen Mouzhi!"

"That's good!" The old pedant raised his hand and said calmly, "Justice is here!"

As he spoke, the old pedant pointed at Chen Mouzhi and flicked lightly.

"Old man, dare you!" A roar came from the Chen residence, and a huge force gushed out, heading straight for the old scholar.

But the old pedant raised his other hand and pressed it down suddenly, and he heard muffled groans coming from the Chen residence.

On the other side, as the old pedant's fingers drew an arc, a line of blood appeared on Chen Mouzhi's neck, The next moment, a big head fell off!

"Presumptuous!" The voice of Chen Fuzhong sounded again, the tone was full of suppressed anger, "Your Excellency thinks that you are seeking the realm, so you just do whatever you want?"

"My Chen family is an aristocratic family. There have been half-sages from my ancestors. You dare to leave your name. My Chen family and you, and your family, will never give up!"

The old pedant clapped his hands, glanced at Chen's house, and said calmly: "Old man, the most holy Kong's family!"

"Kong Yingda!"

"Welcome to seek justice!"

As soon as this remark came out, the world Setsuna fell silent.

At this moment, in the sky, a blue light shot from a distance, and the great Confucian who called himself Kong Yingda reached out to grab the blue light, felt it slightly, frowned and said to himself-"Blood tide, Feng Sheng's luck, let me also Do you want to try it?"

"Forget it, we won't rob within the human race. Those who have the opportunity to rob the monster race..."

After finishing speaking, Kong Yingda looked at the quiet Chen Mansion again, and said, "Don't be cowardly, the old man is standing here, waiting for you to call someone!"

...

Square inch mountain.

Chen Luo's wooden body wakes up leisurely...

－－－－－Off Topic－－－－－

There is the poem by Tsangyang Gyatso in the article

However, this poem is written in Tibetan, and the literal translation is——

The first is best not to discover it, so as not to be obsessed with it.

Second, it is best not to be familiar with it, so as not to suffer in the future.

The Qijue version we are seeing now is the translation of Mr. Zeng Yan, a translator.

This, I want more people to know.

In addition, in the original version of the old man, the last sentence is "free from education to make lovesickness", but combined with the meaning of the text, I think it is more appropriate to use the popular "free life and death to make lovesickness" in my writing method.