I Use Idle Books To Become Saint

"So, "Wukong Biography" and "Journey to the West" are just the same book, so they are called "Journey to the West", right?" In a school in Qingqiu State, a fox girl sat opposite a Confucian student, and behind her But the tail was poking under the table towards the Confucian scholar. At this time, the fox girl smiled at Yan Yan and said, "I didn't understand, I want to ask Mr. Xiao to talk to me again."

"Hmm..." The Confucian scholar felt something strange under the table, his face flushed instantly, his upper body leaned back slightly, he nodded, and replied, "The news from Fangcun Mountain is this... ah~ kind... ..."

Confucian scholar nervously glanced at the fox girl opposite, that fox girl still had a pure smile on her face, as if nothing had happened, but the fox tail under the table seemed more... presumptuous...

"Don't lose face to Confucian scholars, don't lose face to Confucian scholars!" Confucian scholars took a deep breath, pulled themselves together, sat up straight again without flinching, and explained, "The "Journey to the West" originally circulated by the monster clan The editions, from "Spiritual Roots breeds the source and flows out, xinxing practice Daosheng" to "Avalokitesvara goes to the meeting to ask the reason, the little sage Shiwei surrenders the Great Saint", are the first chapter and the sixth chapter of the whole "Journey to the West". "

"As for the version of the human race, the content starts from the eighth chapter of "My Buddha taught the scriptures to create bliss, and Guanyin went to Chang'an under the decree", and has been written until the eleventh chapter. In the back, now the two books are combined into one, and they have returned to their original positions."

"It's only the seventh time."

"Chen Wuhou has released the content of the seventh chapter, and we will be able to read it soon."

"Well, I understand now." The fox girl tapped Own's ears and stuck out her tongue, "I'm really a stupid Fox Spirit..."

At this time, the fox tail under the table had penetrated into the Confucian scholar's robe, and it circled around the middle coat under the robe, scratching it a bit. The fox tail lingered for a moment, as if it had found a prominent target, and suddenly haunt!

"Ah!" Confucian scholar's complexion changed, and his fists were clenched suddenly.

"Little Mister..." The fox girl, who was originally pure and pure, suddenly lowered her voice, her eyes fluttered, the corners of her lips were charming, her eyes were full of silk, and her pair of watery autumn pupils shone with a charming red light, "The seventh time has not come yet." , what shall we do to pass the time?"

Saying that, the two fox ears of the fox girl poked out from Rubao's long hair. She climbed onto the desk, and crawled towards Confucian scholar like a kitten.

"Girl...don't..." Confucian scholar swallowed, "my only son, twenty-two years old, unmarried. My parents are still alive, and I have a hundred hectares of land..."

The fox girl smiled softly: "My sister doesn't draw those pictures, the picture is you, Mr. Xiao..."

As soon as the words fell, the fox girl suddenly pounced on the Confucian scholar.

"Don't...don't..." Confucian scholar struggled for the last time, "It's daytime, daytime is not allowed..."

The fox girl flicked her sleeves, all the doors and windows of the school were closed immediately, no light could penetrate, and the whole school was instantly dark.

The Confucian scholar felt a soft lingering, the fragrance in his mouth went straight to his soul, the hair scattered on Own's face, a little itchy...

"Ah~"

"Father, mother, the child is going to lose Yuanyang today."

"My child... has grown up!"

"Nanhuang, it's a good place!"

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At the same time, there are countless Confucian scholars who sighed like this Confucian scholar.

This is not an accidental event. At this moment, everywhere in the Southern Wilderness, such and such erotic scenes are being staged.

There is no way, the Lord of White Mountain is Chen Luo of the human race.

Many of the things that Fang Cunshan obtained with peace of mind before are now unstable.

If it's just for profit, Chen Luo might cooperate with Daxuan in the deal with Nanhuang, but would he really think for Yaozu?

We still need favors!

Only by allowing the race to leave as many bloodlines as possible in the Southern Wilderness can this relationship be maintained!

The Heavenly Dao demon race is also a demon!

The upper limit is even higher than that of the bloodline demon clan!

Through this bloodline tide, many ancestor monsters of the monster race can also see clearly that the fate of the future lies with the human race.

Except for a very small number of stubborn Nanhuang faction monster races, other monster races have to start to seriously consider their relationship with the human race.

After all, the blood quota is the chains around Yaozu's neck, and Chen Luo let them see another possibility!

Monster Race and Human Race, in the underlying logic of confrontation, there is a possibility of unity!

To make friends with the human race!

Especially when Bai Yanyan revealed that "Journey to the West" and "Wukong Biography" are the same book, this consensus reached its peak!

What is "Journey to the West"?

That is Chen Luo's book of enlightenment!

No wonder the ape family can get such a big bargain!

In such a book, there will definitely be enough energy to recreate new ancestor demons and even half step emperor demon bloodlines!

Take a long-term view, Chen Luo still has a long way to go in the future!

What if the Wanli Enlightenment book also contains the content of the monster race?

The apes only won once, not everything.

still have a chance!

Therefore, led by the Qingqiu Fox Clan and the Yuyuan Snake Clan, the Southern Wilderness "Reserve Seeds" plan was officially launched!

If you can't keep Chen Luo's seed, let's keep the human race!

Learning Yawen, imitating Xuan system, sending Xuan envoys ready to go, the Southern Wilderness is fully humanized!

I don't believe it anymore, with the nature of the human race, would you deny this?

If you want to educate, we will educate you!

This concentrated action of saving seeds is the beginning of what later generations of historiography call the era of "tide reform", and it also provides endless charming thoughts for the human race of later generations.

There is a poem to prove that:

Qingqiu is charming and romantic, and Yuyuan is entwined with snakes to relieve sorrow.

Remembering the southern wilderness, there are many joys, Xie Wuhou in the gentle township!

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Of course, among the Confucian scholars of the human race, there is naturally a group of people full of integrity.

They decisively rejected the charm of Yaozu!

For example, the group of gentlemen in Junji Kingdom!

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"Don't come here, don't come here!" Dozens of Confucian scholars formed a defensive formation, held rulers in their hands, looked at the curly-haired baboons with heavy makeup, and shouted loudly, "Everyone is a simple teacher-student relationship!"

"Employment is fine too!"

"Don't think too much!"

"Let the connection between us be simpler, don't add some messy desires!"

On a giant tree in the distance, the new ape clan sage frowned. "Can't even such an enchanting curly-haired baboon enter their eyes?"

"I can only use a trick!"

"Gentlemen!" Xin Shengjun's voice was full of enthusiasm, and came slowly, "It seems that you and I have some differences on the issue of beauty!"

"But it doesn't matter, I have also collected some beauties who are in line with the aesthetics of the human race. I hope that you gentlemen will be satisfied and leave fruits for the relationship between the two races!"

Immediately, Xin Shengjun clapped his hands, the curly-haired baboons lined up on both sides, and a group of goblins came out from behind enchantingly.

The Confucian scholars breathed a sigh of relief, looked at it full of expectation, and felt blind all of them.

That's a group of shaved orangutans!

Fuck, what were we expecting?

"Gentlemen, these beauties have all their hair shaved off and serve you exclusively."

"Don't worry, even under the clothes, it's all clean!"

"Everyone, please enjoy."

As soon as the words fell, the group of hairless female orangutans rushed towards the Confucian scholars, and the earth shook for a while!

The Confucian scholar was suddenly horrified.

Damn it! Do you think it's just Mao's problem?

Something is wrong!

All the Confucian scholars rose uprightly one by one.

"Don't come here!"

"Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!"

"If you go one step further, I will drive Taiping!"

...

"Southern Wilderness Jiaohualu" contains: "At the beginning of the "Tide Reform", the monster race wanted to win over the human race and married. Only the seventy-two Confucian scholars of the Junji Kingdom, with a sincere heart of enlightenment, declined the love of the ape sage, strictly guarded the defense, and did not hesitate to fight to the death! After returning home, I heard about the experiences of my classmates from Qingqiu, Yuyuan and other countries, and was praised by them. Knowing the value of my persistence, I finally let go of my guard and cried loudly. The terrific cry of its cries is enough to see the hardships of the battle between the soul and the soul at that time!

In ancient times, there was Liu Xiahui sitting in his arms, and now there are seventy-two Confucian scholars forming an array to protect the festival. The chastity archway of "Seventy-two Gentlemen" in Wenchang Pavilion is passed down to later generations!

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The action of "retaining seeds" will not be shown for the time being.

In this turbulent atmosphere where some people are happy and some are worrying, the sun sets and rises again, and when the morning light shines on the earth again, the seventh chapter of "Journey to the West" is finally released simultaneously for the first time in Nanhuang and Daxuan ...

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"It means that the Great Saint of Qi Tian was taken by all the heavenly soldiers to kill the demons under the platform, tied to the demon subduing column, chopped with knives and axes, stabbed with spears and swords, don't want to hurt himself. The stars of the Southern Dipper ordered the gods of the fire department to set fire It can't be burned even if it is simmering. The gods of the Thunder Department beat it with lightning nails, and it can't hurt a single bit..."

On the podium, the former Confucian student who had just lost Yuanyang took the handout manuscript and recited it to a room of Fox Demon. Outside the school, the Fox Demon, who was already dressed as a woman, was carefully making breakfast meals, and occasionally looked back. Glimpsing the little gentleman breaking new chapters in the school, his face was filled with a happy smile.

If it wasn't for the higher-ups trying to win over the human race, how could he dare to attack the Confucian scholars of the human race so boldly?

Human race, so gentle!

Praise Wuhou.

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"Hahahaha, I knew that even if Qitian Great Saint missed and was captured, it would not be so easy to handle." In the food shop, an ape Great Saint looked at the article in his hand and laughed loudly, "Shopkeeper, take ten catties!" Good wine, I want to pay respects to the Great Saint!"

"Today's food shop, this Great Saint invites you!"

Hearing what the ape Great Saint said, the other monster races quickly got up and saluted to thank them.

There is no way, the ape clan has been too popular recently!

Hugging Lord Baishan... No, it's Wuhou's thigh, this monkey tribe can't do it if it doesn't want to be developed!

"Brother, don't be too happy, there is still a section to come." At the same time, the Great Saint, a green bull sitting in the corner, said lightly, "The Jade Emperor asked the master of Taoism to take action!"

The ape Great Saint was taken aback for a moment, then quickly lowered his head and continued to look down.

Here, Chen Luo made a little adjustment. In the original manuscript, it was Taishang Laojun who took the initiative to take over the job of refining Sun Wukong, and Chen Luo swiped a pen and changed it to Nandou Xingjun reporting that Sun Wukong's indestructible body might need the help of Taoism The Lord's Eight Trigrams Furnace can only be cracked. So the Jade Emperor personally wrote a letter and sent Sun Wukong to Tushita Palace, asking Taishang Laojun to refine Sun Wukong in the Eight Trigrams furnace!

It's just that the Taishang Laojun travels in the sky and is not in the palace. The two gold and silver boys in the palace who were about to refine the "Phantom Breaking Gold Core" thought over and over again, and felt that pill refining was going to start a fire anyway, so they asked Nan Dou Xingjun to throw Sun Wukong into the Eight Trigrams furnace...

It's a pity that Sun Wukong entered the Eight Trigrams furnace, and was burned day and night by Liuding's divine fire. After tossing and turning, he found the "Xun" position in the Eight Trigrams furnace. Sunda is the wind, and there is no fire when there is wind. The smoke stirred up and hurt Sun Wukong's eyes. But the "Illusion-breaking Gold Core" was born in Sun Wukong, and by chance, these two Gold Cores were successfully refined in Sun Wukong's inner eyes. ", can see through all Illusion Art magical powers!

Seeing this, the ape Great Saint clenched his fists.

The great saint who is equal to the heavens, the hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals who fought against the heavenly palace have never conceded defeat, how could they fall into the hands of two little medicine boys and suffer such humiliation!

Ape Great Saint's eyes are a little moist, but he still looks down...

Finally, after suffering 9981 days in the furnace fire, the gold and silver boys thought that Sun Wukong was dead, and planned to open the furnace to get the elixir.

Sun Wukong suddenly heard the sound of the stove head, raised his eyes and saw the light, he jumped up and jumped out of the pill stove.

At this time, Qitian Great Saint, with the unknown fire in his heart stronger than Liuding's divine fire, full of anger and nowhere to vent, directly kicked over the Eight Trigrams furnace, jumped out of the Tushita Palace, pulled out the golden cudgel, held it tightly in his hand, and walked all the way Fighting all the way, until Jiu Yaoxing closed his door and closed his door, the Four Heavenly Kings disappeared without a trace!

Good monkey spirit, as evidenced by "Great Saint Song":

what! aha! Ha ha! Hahaha!

Soaring through the clouds and driving the fog, chasing the wind and electricity;

Fierce eyes, copper head and iron shoulders.

Majestic, the Great Saint equals the sky.

Talk about hardships and tribulations, talk about ghosts and gods;

Unlock Ruyi Jingu Bang, beat him upside down!

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Full of passion and courage, always moving forward without knowing how to retreat.

The strong are respected, let me be the hero so far, dare to be the first, dare to be the first!

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"it is good!"

The ape Great Saint didn't hold back. Although he couldn't understand the music score, just this word made his heart feel better and he exclaimed "Hello!"

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The lyrics of Great Saint Song are word count free.