I Use Idle Books To Become Saint

The poem says:

The wooden body returns to the soul and returns to the world, and a new chapter is written eight thousand miles away. Canonize the emperor's seal on the canopy, and cleverly change the sand monk and half demon. The world of mortals has the heart to protect the younger generation, but it takes a strong will to seek the Tao. The Shangguan applied the needle to call Wang Jia, closed his eyes and went down to the Netherworld.

Sensing the call from the underworld, Chen Luo explained some "funeral affairs" to Mastiff Lingling, then crossed the two worlds again and returned to Fengdu Palace.

When the darkness gradually revealed a gap of light, Chen Luo slowly opened his eyes. Itching and numbness came from all the limbs, and Chen Luo realized that he was like a porcupine, with silver needles all over his body. At this time, Shangguan Wan'er was staring at the key points of Chen Luo, ready to go Needle, muttering in his mouth: "The tip of the needle is facing the wheat awn.

"Sister Shangguan, needles can be pricked indiscriminately, but words can't be said indiscriminately!" Chen Luo said quietly, "I'll ask my uncle to sue you for slandering you, believe it or not!"

"Ah, Wang Jia, you're back." Shangguan Wan'er paused when she heard this, and looked at Chen Luo with a smile on her face, "I've woken up."

Chen Luo: (*-)

What does it mean to be awake, that is fortunately awake!

If I'm one step late, your needle will go down.

With a movement of all his strength, Chen Luo immediately forced out all the silver needles stuck on his body. Chen Luo got off the bed, stretched his limbs, and asked, "What's wrong with calling me back so eagerly?"

Speaking of business, Shangguan Wan'er's expression became solemn, and she said: "It's His Majesty's order.

The secret place in Haoli Mountain that your sister went to is silent! "

The uncle's face was overjoyed, and immediately turned into a ray of light and rushed out of the room, heading straight for Linhuang Palace

"Little Treasure!"

"Bit rhyme!"

Emperor Lin was not in the palace where he often met. The uncle was slow-hearted, so he searched for Emperor Lin from room to room. The servants of the palace followed in front of the uncle. Offending the favored King Fengdu, he could only follow in front, constantly reminding: "King Fengdu, etiquette! Pay attention to etiquette!"

Uncle Shi didn't care about them, and suddenly pushed open a small door of the palace, and suddenly froze in place.

In the palace room, Emperor Lin's long hair was loose, and two male servants were dressing her up. At this time, Emperor Lin was only wearing close-fitting clothes, with his face turned upside down.

The servants who were following in front were so frightened that they all knelt down on the ground, not daring to raise their heads.

Linhuang raised his eyes, looked at his uncle, and said calmly: "I'm back..."

"I heard you yelling just now, such a small person, why is he so frizzy!"

"Huh? Rank seven?"

"Go to the imperial study and wait for me, the matter at Haowaishan will be delayed for a while.

The master came to his senses and quickly saluted, "The disciple is being abrupt."

"Bi Yun, come quickly, it's time to slow down."

Said, the uncle closed the door cautiously, looked back at the servants who were kneeling on the ground who dared to move, shrugged, and hurriedly walked towards the imperial study.

After waiting for about half an hour, Lin Huang, who had put on some makeup, came back with a cigarette stick, and Wei Yun got up quickly to salute.

Lin Huang glanced at the desk, there were few pages of the newly written "Journey to the West" manuscript underneath, and he smiled faintly.

Well, I am still a sensible child, so I know why I asked you to come to the Imperial Study Room to wait.

Lin Huang sat under the chair, took a puff from the cigarette holder, and slowly exhaled a puff of smoke. He glanced at the manuscript casually, then looked at the masters and said, "Masuo Pure Land invites you to be a guest, are you going?"

The uncle was taken aback for a moment, thinking that Emperor Lin wanted to talk to him about Haowai Mountain, so why did he start talking about the topic of Grandma's Pure Land.

"Well, I listen to Wei Yun." The uncle quickly gave a versatile answer.

Linhuang looked at his uncle amusedly: "It's cunning."

"The Buddhist principles that you and a group of Bodhisattva have talked about, and the golden path that has not yet been revealed, have successfully attracted the attention of the Possessed Pure Land."

"Even the title of Buddhist disciple for you has been decided over there."

"They wrote to me, saying that if you don't want to, they can offer you to be a future Buddha!"

"The master squirted out a mouthful of tea.

It's time to start!

This position is too low.

"Wei Yun, I can do it!" Wei Yun said hastily, "I'm going to open the way, but I'm going to follow the Buddhist practice, and my disciples can do it!"

"I still have to start a family and have a baby!"

The other thing is that if he is abducted by Buddhism, the church will go crazy.

Linhuang snorted heavily: "Since you have that idea, what's the point of showing off?"

"I'm worried, I'll take it back for you!"

"It doesn't matter if you are a Tathagata, as long as the golden path is solid, you are the master of the new Buddha!"

"The Taoist master is less honorable than the short-lived Tathagata.

Listening to Linhuang's complaints, the uncle dared to take the blame.

"Besides, a Buddhist gate trapped in the netherworld will help your current situation a little bit." Linhuang didn't stop, but continued, "We'll talk about it when they can return to the present and reopen the sect overpass." .

"In the past, if you are not interested, you can go over there to pick a disciple, train it for a few years, and then let him take over as the future Buddha.

"Major matters are interfering, and small matters determine the direction." The uncle held his head high and drank tea carefully.

Xiaobao, you are so open to discuss with me how to usurp the place of Jizo Tathagata, you are a little boy!

After all, they are all in the nether world, and it would be embarrassing if they were sensed by others.

Seemingly seeing what Wei Yun was thinking, Lin Huang smiled and said, "Don't underestimate them."

"The idea came from Jizo Tathagata himself.

"If you're running out of ideas, they can sort it out for you.

1 list of suitable disciples. "

Master: Is this position so valuable?

Wei Yun recalled the sighing Bodhisattva in white in his mind, and there was something to say.

Put bad Tathagata, the name is false.

"True Buddhists don't know whether they have high or low status before seeking the Tao. Respect is flattery, and respect is flattery. There is no doubt about the Buddhist principle. The great novice can also directly argue with Tathagata. If he is wrong, Tathagata must also bow and be taught. The so-called All living beings are equal, and this is even more true within it." Lin Huang added, "It's considered the most upright mind."

The master suddenly realized this time. After all, it is Buddhism!

Uncle felt that he was still vulgar.

Such a Tathagata is meaningless! It is also prestige.

Seeing the dispirited look in Wei Yun's eyes, Emperor Lin snorted angrily and amusedly, and then changed the subject: "Okay, the matter of Po Whirling Pure Land is just to say hello to you, as long as you have nothing in your mind. "

"How to deal with it is up to you."

"This time I asked Wan'er to call you back, mainly to tell you about Mount Haowai."

"Mount Haowai, it's about to open!"

While Wei Yun was talking with Emperor Lin, there was no separation going on in the world.

Qingqiu, Dacheng, Banxiangju.

Since the dog demon was frightened by Hu Yuzhi with the blood blast pill, Banxiangju's business has also plummeted.

After all, Xiaojia came to play in the brothel to be a master, but there are no terrible guys outside the brothel, if you go out of line, you may die with you.

Then go play a fart!

Of course, among them, most of them are the propaganda of the dog monster. Banxiangju was originally mainly engaged in the business of caravans. These caravans don't care about the authenticity of the information. They are just passing by. There are so few venues to choose from.

It's really okay, just bear with it and go to the town behind

In this regard, people outside Banxiangju have long been used to it, probably after eight or seven months of heat clearing, nothing will get better.

But even if you know that the coming days are going to be easy, the man outside the building is still your one or two moon stone and her eight or two moon stone, and it is considered a meager expense to make up a share.

"I have a big heart on my way, and An Ding came up and wrote to us." Hu Yuzhi smiled and pushed the package containing the coils back out of Dabao's hand, "If you encounter difficulties, come back."

"My sisters' beds are always broken, and you still need to fix them." Dabao held the package with tears in his eyes.

He wanted to leave, he wanted to guard these sisters. But the dog demon incident let him know that he is too powerful.

He is so strong that he still needs to be sheltered by these strong men behind his eyes.

He was abandoned by his parents since he was a child because of blood problems. Banxiangju's sisters picked him up from the side of the road and raised him with what they called a tooth.

This time, he is going to make a breakthrough, even if it is only a little weaker than now.

Suddenly, he wanted to accept his fate!

I heard that the little master Adamo of Nandolin can tailor martial arts according to the conditions of the Yaozu, so he went to Nandolin himself. Silly Dabao, why are you still crying?" Wei Yunying pinched Dabao's face and said, "Yes, it's a pity to wait until the age of fourteen?"

"It does matter. If we leave tomorrow, will the sisters help you with the matter tonight?"

Hearing Hu Yuzhi's words, the other half-demon men also stepped down with smiles one by one, stretched out their hands to touch Dabao, and said, "Okay, Dabao, sister will be the first!"

"Anyway, if there is any business today, it is like closing the door. Let's concentrate on serving Dabao!"

"Okay, okay, my mother has been waiting for this day for fourteen years!"

"You can do it, Dabao is a newcomer to human affairs, and he has been tossing around, let me do it, I have no experience!"

"What nonsense, you have made eight horses lose your horse, you come in, I will come!"

Feeling his whole body being touched by the hands stretched out from all directions, Dabao's face was flushed, and he hurried in and out of the encirclement, saying: "Thank you, sisters, for your kindness."

"Farewell Dabao.

After finishing speaking, Dabao stepped out of Banxiangju, looked up at the signboard of Banxiangju again, and turned and left with a surge of courage in his heart.

"I am the silly Dabao from Banxiangju. I have the most heart today. My name is Sha Dabao."

"I will return."

Just two steps away, I heard the discussion of the group of Yingyingyanyan in front.

"Hey, why did Dabao react, is it okay?"

"Yes, next time I see him taking a bath, it's quite unusual."

"It should be, it must be hating men!"

Sha Dabao staggered, quickly slowed down his pace, and "fleeed" from the voice in front of him.

In the nether world, the conversation continued.

"Mount Haowai, even in the ghostly place, is relatively common." Lin Huang said seriously, "Do you know the reason?"

Very unlikely!

"Then outside the mountain, is there anything?" The uncle finally asked his first question.

But Lin Huang shook his head fiercely: "Yes!"

"After your arrival, the Netherworld is a place of mystery."

"After absorbing the ancient Heavenly Dao in the Pure Land, I can leave Xiaofeng behind."

"As for the White Lotus Pure Land, they already have the upper hand, so they must take risks."

"So there is a lot of information about the ghostly place!"

"My Xiaofeng once had an official named Wang Xiaoyuan who followed me into the Netherworld. He retreated into Haowai Mountain, but never came out again.

When the uncle heard this, his complexion changed.

I have long known that the Netherworld is a safe place.

Even the River of Forgetfulness, which he has subdued now, made him almost addicted to it at the beginning with a rule of forgetting. The Artemisia Waishan, which is lower than the River of Forgetfulness, is a matter of course!

But the more this is the case, the more the uncle will retreat.

Apart from the competition in the Nether Path, more importantly, Chen Xuan is outside!

"The opening this time is still done by Bailian Pure Land." After saying this, Emperor Lin frowned, and she took a deep breath from the cigarette holder, brewing it in her mouth for a while, and then spit it out.

"The reason why they chose Haowai Mountain is probably because they estimated that the ancient Heavenly Dao origin of Haowai Mountain is weaker than the River of Forgetfulness, and they plan to use this to turn defeat into victory!"

"But I have no other First Stage concerns.

"Then they chose the River of Forgetfulness because the ancient Buddha once refined the River of Forgetfulness. With the Samsara trail, they can deceive the ancient Buddha's rhyme and seize the opportunity!"

"Whether Haowai Mountain has hands or feet that we have never known.

Seeing Linhuang's worried expression, the uncle suddenly smiled

"Little Treasure, worrying about these things is meaningless now." Wei Yun said in a heavy voice, "Even if they really have nothing to rely on, I still have to go through this!"

"When you meet on a narrow road, the brave wins."

"Besides, I have had so little contact with Bailian Pure Land, so I don't know much about them."

"What they are best at is 'making wedding clothes for others'

"Xiaobao, worry about it!"

Hearing his uncle's words of consolation, Lin Huang glanced at his uncle reproachfully, and said, "Learn more from your little senior brother, that's a decent manner!"

"If it was protected by your Master, he would have died four hundred times."

"The first brother you said is very good, plan ahead and move forward! He is a person who does small things!"

The master quickly nodded obediently.

Yes, yes, Xiaobao is right.

I think so!

"Hmph, it's just a perfunctory meeting." Emperor Lin sighed, "Listen well, before retreating to Haowai Mountain, if your sister is involved, I will not say anything about what you will do."

"But if it involves the ancient Heavenly Dao, if it can be done, give it up immediately."

"Even if the Samsara Trail of the White Lotus Pure Land takes the lead again, it will be a disaster."

"I have no countermeasures!"

"In short, the heart is the most important thing, understand?"

Uncle Lin heard the deep concern in Linhuang's words, and quickly replied: "Xiaobao is the most caring, I will pay attention.

"On the other hand, I have reached the seventh rank, and I have become weaker again."

Lin Huang rolled his eyes at the uncle, and continued: "After you have been conferred a saint for a long time, come and show off in front of me!"

"The battle in Bailian is a bit urgent, I have issued an order to recruit Han Qinhu back.

"This time, you take your King Geluo with you."

"On the other side of the pure land of mother-in-law, a group of Bodhisattva will also walk with you, and have the right to be Dharma protectors."

Speaking of this, Linhuang paused, and said: "No, because this time, Bailian Pure Land used the power of Heavenly Dao to open it weakly, so the entrance is not where your sister retreated into the secret place."

"The link can only lock the range outside the entrance location. You still need to find out where it is."

Uncle Master naturally has a possibility, and replied: "The range outside the dry area is already very accurate, Xiaobao, where is it specifically?"

"Mo Huan, I'll tell you right now." Lin Huang suddenly smiled, and with a wave of his hand, a map spread out behind the uncle's face.

"Look, this is Xiaofeng!" Lin Huang pointed to the small area in the middle of the map, followed his finger to draw southwest, Wei Yun finally frowned.

Under this line, there are many vertical and horizontal waterways, but these waterways are all painted red.

"Beyond here is the land of the sea of ​​blood in the past. I came here to pass through the deadly battle of Buddhism, and the sea of ​​blood entered, but there are tributaries of the sea of ​​blood left behind."

"The energy of the sea of ​​blood outside here is dry, and it is possible to raise small monsters. It is dangerous, but it is a little troublesome. I will leave them here to make a rush zone." Lin Huang continued to move his fingers south until he crossed these waterways , and finally stopped in a region. Lin Huang drew a circle with his finger and said, "The entrance to the cave is just outside here!"

Master rested his chin, looked at the map, and said solemnly: "Understood!"

"Tomorrow they will all arrive, and then we will leave."

Uncle nodded: "Little Treasure is worried, I will take a good rest tonight, recharge my energy, and face the upcoming challenges!"

"Who told you this!" Linhuang glanced at his uncle, "When I don't have time tonight, write all the manuscripts written in the world for Lian!"

Master: Xiaobao, are you a devil?

I'm going to the safest secret realm tomorrow, and you're still pressuring for the manuscript at this time!

Is it still me, Xiaobao?

"No problem?" Lin Huang rolled his eyes and asked lightly.

"Little Treasure, I think your request is reasonable." The uncle replied stiffly, "Why wait until tonight, I will write now!"

"I update day and night in the world, just to write less in the Nether world."

"To show filial piety!"

At the same time, the pure land of mother-in-law. In the Tathagata meditation room.

Looking at Jizo Tathagata who looked sad behind his face, the group also sighed resignedly.

"Tathagata, if there is any explanation, the poor monk will come in first."

"Tomorrow we will have peace with King Fengdu.

"Alas," Jizo Tathagata sighed, "Sure enough, you all recognize me as Tathagata.

"Oh, forget it, if you admit it, you admit it.

Tathagata, you speak with evidence.

The poor monk retreated into the meditation room for two hours, and you said a total of 188 "ah", whether there is any real content!

Does it mean that you adjusted your mood for two days because of this conversation?

"There is no record of Buddhism in Artemisia Waishan.

Hearing Ksitigarbha Tathagata say this, the group of Bodhisattva immediately became energetic.

What is the most important thing in retreating into the Nether Secret Land?

It is to master the Heavenly Dao rules in the secret place!

The next time the River of Forgetfulness almost overturned, there is no one other than the ancient Buddha who was once refined. The First Stage is the Bailian Pure Land who understands the rules better!

Please tell Tathagata! "The group got up and saluted respectfully.

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Jizo Tathagata looked at the party and frowned. "The back is arrogant and the front is respectful, alas, Buddhist scum.

Tathagata, you are going too far! In the future, poor monks will have a choice, but now the situation is the same!

Do you believe in poor monks and support the new Tathagata as your position, rebel against you!

"Tathagata, if you mean it, the poor monk will leave!" A line said.

"Alas" Jizo Tathagata became even more depressed when he heard the words, and raised his head, and then he even made a sound of sighing, but his body was twitching without rhythm.

you win!

You Tathagata are still you Tathagata!

"The poor monk spoke too softly just now, Tathagata's compassion is to take it to heart."

Dizang Tathagata heard the words, then raised his head again, looked at the line, and said: "Mount Haowai...

"No oh...

The party took a deep breath and told themselves to be calm. "Nothing?" A line continued to ask.

Ksitigarbha Tathagata seemed to think for a moment before saying, "The demon

"Ugh!"

"Be careful.

"Ugh

Heartbroken, the group knelt again and sat opposite Dizang Tathagata, and said, "Tathagata, it's a big deal at this time, please explain in detail."

Jizo Tathagata shook his head.

"Just a guess

"Shakya has finished speaking, it's Nirvana." The group frowned slightly, Shakya Tathagata?

Nether protector and nirvana.

"Go..." Jizo Tathagata spoke again, flicked out of his sleeve, took out a scroll and handed it to Yiyi, "Hey... that's the only one left.

.

"Oh, take it!"

Yixing was taken aback, took the scroll with both hands, and put it away carefully. When he was about to talk to Jizo Tathagata again, he found that Jizo Tathagata had fallen into a deep sleep.

For this conversation, Jizo Tathagata consumed too little power of the soul, and it may take a while to become confused during this sleep.

Tathagata, so tired.

The group sighed heavily, bowed solemnly to the sleeping Jizo Tathagata, and turned to leave.

Fengdu Palace.

Just finished eight chapters of "Journey to the West", the uncle yawned and returned to the bedroom.

Have a good night's rest, set off tomorrow, win Heavenly Dao, see Chen Xuan!

The uncle was just lying under the bed when suddenly the small door of the bedroom was pushed open by a huge force. Immediately afterwards, a figure was seen flying back from the door and rushing directly towards Wei Yun.

Just as the uncle was about to make a move, a strange voice came from his ear, which indicated that the actions of his subordinates were in unison.

"Hahahaha, you're free.

"Da Luozi, bring your forehead to play together!"

The figure directly plunged into Wei Yun's arms, the uncle seemed to have been hit hard in the chest, his internal organs shook violently, he took two steps forward, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He raised his head, looked at the big Loli hanging on his chest, and asked doubtfully, "Firefly hook?"

"Yeah, seven foreheads, seven foreheads!" The big Loli nodded quickly.