I want to be the overlord when I transform into Marvel
Chapter 1294 Zhong Kui Wade
"Fake, I know that you bunch of die-hard fagots have taken a fancy to my peerless appearance and plump butt... Hey, Hydra Captain Rogers and I are known as the 'peerless butts', so it's normal for you to be greedy.
It's a pity...it's a pity that you are not Logan." Wade said proudly, holding the straw in his hand.
"Fake, Wade, I'm not interested in your ass." Logan pushed the door open and came in, twisting his face and cursing.
Wade winked and said, "Don't be so heartless, we have been living together for so long."
"Shit, I shouldn't have introduced you to Van Helsing, let alone...Oh, I regret it." Logan slapped his forehead and sighed.
Two months ago, because he accepted Yashida's invitation, Logan could no longer form a two-wolf partnership with Van Helsing, so he recommended Wade.
Wade was a good hunter and worked well with Van Helsing, but he also used the excuse of "living closer to facilitate communication" to stay in Konoha.
Well, Van Helsing also lives in Konoha.
In addition to being responsible for the accounting issues of the Doom God Demon Arms Company, he is also the prison guard on the second floor of Konoha Grottoes Prison.
The first floor contains aliens, and the second floor contains vampires and other evil monsters.
Logan thought that he would be away from New York for a few months and the house would be empty, so he left the key to Wade.
As a result, when he came back, he couldn't get rid of that guy.
Five minutes later, "Whoops!"
Black John took Logan and Wade and teleported to the second floor of Konoha Grotto Prison.
Maya is already waiting there, and besides her, there are four burly "pig-headed men"...well, they are Maya's ninja pigs.
"Oh my God, Miss Hansen, I have the honor to meet you, I will die with no regrets!" Wade waved his arms and shouted with an exaggerated expression.
Well, there is still a little vibrato in the throat, like a cry of excitement.
"Really? That's just right, I'm going to choose you to be the messenger of death.
Since I have no regrets about dying, I might as well kill you directly so that the spirit body can move more easily." Maya said with a joking smile.
"Uh, my buttocks... uh, no, I mean... um, I have a physical x gene mutation. Only with flesh and blood can I exert my dual sword strength." Wade said quickly.
Of course Wade is not a mutant, but in order to better integrate into the Konoha environment, he often claims to be a physical gene awakener.
Not to mention, his dynamic vision is so powerful that he can cut bullets with a knife, and his speed is so fast that he can compete with Callisto. He looks more mutant than a mutant.
Maya touched her chin, looked at the little bitch for a while, frowned and said, "Wade, you have a shortcoming. If you don't change it, you may not be qualified for the position of ghost officer."
"What shortcomings? Tell me, I will correct it," Wade said hurriedly.
"You recently went to Korea for plastic surgery? How did you become...so supple? You look like you want to join a club." Maya asked.
The undisfigured little Jianqian was originally a handsome guy with blond hair and blue eyes, but now his skin and flesh have become thin and tender, and he looks exactly like a popular young man.
"Really? But it's not like she had plastic surgery, she just took better care of herself."
Widmer touched his face and said with a mixture of joy and sadness: "Oh, men, you should treat yourself better.
In the interstellar era, the level of skin care is becoming more and more developed.
What's more, Konoha's little green tree sap essence spa has really magical effects... although the price is a bit expensive."
"But isn't it a good thing to be handsome? Braised eggs are dark and ugly, and Logan is ugly and tough. I just happened to go there and be the front man." Wade wondered.
"You are a ghost. If you are not ugly, how can you show majesty and domineering? How can you suppress evil spirits with ferocious faces?" Maya asked in return.
Is this fallacy?
Wade's face twisted as he thought.
"How about, from today on, I stop going to the spa and don't apply facial masks?" Wade said with difficulty, as if cutting flesh.
"At least they are at their level." Maya pointed at the four ninja pigs, suppressed her laughter, and said seriously.
"Hmph!" The ninja pig straightened his back and looked full of energy.
"Oh my God, even if I lay on the street and let a big truck run over my face several times, I still wouldn't be able to reach this level!" Wade said in horror.
"Hululu!" The ninja pig glared at Wade.
"Then do you want to be a ghost?" Maya held back her laughter, waved her hand, and asked pretending to be impatient.
"Is there a way to get the best of both worlds?" Wade wondered.
His handsome appearance is his existing capital, and becoming a ghost can bring him a lot of capital in the future... At least, he can't escape his identity as a core member of Konoha, right?
So, can the housing problem also be solved?
Can the beauty spa offer the same 40% discount as Sonia and Lorna?
During the holidays, are you able to get many small gifts that can’t be bought with money from the outside world?
Can you also get a dividend of hundreds of thousands of star coins at the end of the year?
Wade was in a dilemma, but Maya solved his problem with the next sentence.
"Every ghost has an emerald jade, yours..."
Maya turned her right hand, and an octahedral Maya Jade appeared in the palm of her hand. Then, visible to the naked eye, a faint black smoke surged out of the second-level prison.
The smoke condensed and turned into thin black lines, swarming towards the Mayan Jade.
A little jet black appears in the center of the emerald green jade piece.
Logan, who had been watching the joke, noticed with surprise that the originally dark and gloomy prison suddenly became much fresher and cleaner...it seemed that some evil things had been purified away.
"The Death Jade has two effects. First, it helps you transform into an evil ghost form, increasing your strength by 20 times; second, it contains a trace of the 'origin of all evil' energy, which can help you detect evil." Maya will
Jade threw it to Wade and explained.
"Do they have them too?" Wade glanced at Logan and Four Pigs and asked.
"They are not as handsome as you, so there is no need." Maya waved her hand.
"Really?" Wade looked doubtful.
"Do you think you are not as handsome as Logan?"
"But......"
But I always feel like something is wrong...
"Try it." Maya looked forward to it.
Wade held the Jade of Death and asked doubtfully: "How to use Ouch!"
"boom!"
His heart moved at will, and the moment he poured his heart into the jade, Wade transformed like a beautiful girl...well, it should have been like a firecracker being detonated.
The white smoke dissipated, revealing a rough man with a leopard head and ringed eyes, an iron face and curvy temples, three meters tall, and wearing a red robe.
"Hey, is this Wade? Really... Congratulations, Wade, you will definitely meet the standard now." Logan was stunned for a while, then the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Holy shit! My handsome face, so straight...it's all gone."
Wade touched his face and butt, feeling like crying but without tears.
"Stop howling. Try taking off the jade again."
"Bang!"
The smoke cleared, and the man with the perky butt appeared again.
"It's amazing. Just adding a hint of the source of all evil can have such an effect." Logan was amazed.
"The Origin of All Evil sounds so permeable to people, will there be any side effects?" Wade asked doubtfully while stuffing the jade between his teeth.
Seeing that Logan and Si Zhu also looked curious, Maya made seals with her hands and said, "Buzz"
A huge vortex glowing with black light appeared above the second-level prison.
"Whoosh whoosh!"
"Ahhhhh"
Endless suction comes from the vortex, and prisoners of vampires, evil spirits, mummies and other evil creatures in the prison are sucked into the vortex howling.
"This is New York. There are too many evil things that affect the surrounding environment. From now on, the second level of the prison will only be a temporary shelter. After the trial is over, you will escort them to the underworld."
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