I was a former hero and now I'm serving as a lackey under the hands of the Demon King
To participate in the Holy Grail War, one must first be a normal person
Wangcai has his own self-confidence to some extent. He thinks that he is the number one dog under Wang Feng's subordinates. Since joining Wang Feng's subordinates, he has gained more flesh and bones, higher bonuses, and games to play. The most important thing is that as the No. 1 dog leg, I have the right to distribute coupons to those under my command as monthly benefits.
Therefore, Wangcai works very hard every month to do his job well and supervise the work of other kobolds and slimes, carefully discovering the loopholes and problems in their work so as to deduct their welfare points and use them to buy for himself The purpose of out-of-print skins.
Because of his behavior, the other kobolds affectionately called him "Dog Paopi". He was living a miserable life, working hard and working overtime every day, so as to avoid getting himself involved. to detention.
Of course, the most important reason why Wangcai wants to be a dog's leg is because of the influence of Wang Feng's so-called autobiography.
In those autobiographies, those villain's dog legs are the ones who live the most nourishing life. They need money, resources, resources, and seeds... they want beautiful women and beautiful women, and their small lives are better than those who have been divorced , the so-called protagonist who was turned into waste material and kicked out of the house is much better.
He also knew Marisa's strength, so when he stood on the stage the next day, Wangcai suddenly said: "I think, as Lord Wang Feng's adjutant, it's not enough to use violence to solve things. It is requested to change the competition event to Wenbi."
"Oh? How about Wenbi?" Marisa was a little curious. She didn't think that a kobold's brain capacity could come up with any great ideas.
"As the adjutant of the stratum master, I think the most important thing is the knowledge of culture and the face for the stratum master. So I suggest that this competition is a contest of literary level between the two sides. Let me say something first, see Can you continue?" Wang Cai took out a fan out of nowhere, and it was actually made of chicken feathers, which made Wang Feng feel very shameless.
To put it simply, this guy wants to act aggressive, to see who is more aggressive, and whoever has a higher fashion value can be an adjutant. Doesn't it make it clear that he wants to compete with Wang Feng for business! What is the difference between the so-called people not pretending to be forceful and salted fish.
"Huh? The kobold wants to compare literature with me? Could it be that you have already memorized all the three hundred Tang poems circulated in the Demon King's City?" Marisa naturally knew that the so-called three hundred Tang poems were handed down from Wang Feng, but This kobold can carry... It's really unbelievable.
"Then I'll start!" Wangcai started to get excited at this moment. The Lord Wangfeng he admired the most once said a very compelling sentence, and this passage has not been spread yet. They must not know it. As long as they say it If you say the first sentence before, maybe you will win, so this guy walked a few steps like a dog, and said in a very deep tone: "The wind is so noisy today."
"What the hell is this! Good kobolds don't gnaw bones and pretend to be some literary young girl!" Wang Feng was shocked. Last time he was bored, he did read such a sentence in order to improve his style, but he only knew two sentences, which were from a certain funny movie. It seems that this kobold has already guessed the third sentence by himself? How powerful is this guy? And Marisa looks like a literary girl, but in Wang Feng's eyes, she is more like a house girl. She is the person who is most addicted to games around her, and she is also the one who persuades herself to play less games. !
"What a treacherous kobold! How dare you play plagiarism!" Marisa naturally didn't know that Wang Feng was also plagiarizing. She had also heard these words. At that time, Wang Feng deliberately said these few words in order to communicate with those nobles, and it really shocked the second generation of officials. And there were only two sentences at that time, the kobold certainly wouldn't think of the third sentence by himself, he's sure to win!
"But there seems to be a little weeping in the wind." Marisa used the skill to determine the outcome.
"It really is this. At that time, Mr. Wang Feng only read two sentences, and there was no third sentence at all, but..." Wang Cai's heart did not fluctuate. There was no third sentence in this conversation, but he thought to himself After studying for nearly half a year, and seeking advice from Mrs. Eri, who has the best literary level, I have already come up with an answer!
"But the wind blew ominous things into the Demon King's City." The kobold leader, the great Wangcai felt that he was possessed by a poet at this moment.
"It turned out to be well prepared." Marisa didn't panic at all. Although she didn't know what to say next with her own literary quality, she still looked at Wangcai blankly, showing no trace of panic at all. .
But even Wang Feng didn't have any hope for her, and he copied only a few sentences. Could it be that the kobold's literary quality has surpassed his own at this moment? Doesn't that mean that he is inferior to kobolds in some respects?
"How, can't you answer it?" Wangcai seemed to see the position of the leader of the dog leg beckoning to him, but he didn't know that after 0.5 seconds, its previous behavior of pretending to be fashionable would turn into a bubble.
"Boss, the meat and bones in the town next door are on sale for 50% off!!" A kobold messenger's voice suddenly came from the sidelines. His hurried look and blushing expression showed that he was telling the truth . ,
"Wang?" Wangcai proved with facts that it only takes less than a second to transform from a literary poet to a foodie. After hearing the news, regardless of the fact that he was fighting for the position of the deputy floor leader, he immediately yelled "Wow!" Then he jumped off the competition platform and ran towards the direction where the orderly came. I was stunned for a moment.
"Huh? Is it over like this?" Wang Feng, who was still waiting for Marisa to turn into a rage and blast the opponent to pieces with a magic cannon, was also stunned. At that time, Marisa really used his spirit of not being ashamed to ask what the next sentence was, and he only said: "The barbecue in the next town is 50% off!" He still remembers that Marisa, who had been expressionless for a long time An expression worse than constipation.
"Hmph, only by grasping the enemy's weakness can we win easily." Marisa did not shy away from the fact that she bought Wangcai's messengers, and said, "Then next, Mr. Wang Feng, please give me more advice. Not the cute boy you like, but if you want, I will let the Demon King use the demon transformation method to make me grow [beep] in the future."
"Hey! There are too many slots!" Wang Feng directly hit Marisa on the head with a knife, and said, "Ghosts like cute boys, and what kind of weird black technology do you demons have? What's the matter! And how did the rumor that I like cute boys appear! How much do you want to block my heart!"
"Oh, it's very pleasant to see Master Wang Feng's worried expression."
"It's not convincing for you to say such things with a blank face! At least show some subtle expressions! At least be normal, hey!"
During the mutual complaints between the two, the Kobold Legion began to return to their posts and celebrated the departure of the dog and the arrival of the new leader, and had great hopes for this leader with three attributes. Such a leader , shouldn't be addicted to the game to deduct your coupons, right?
If a few of them know that Marisa is more addicted to games than Wangcai, and the game technology is much higher than Wangcai, I don’t know what kind of wailing they will make. At least in the kobold army, many kobolds have a golden rank , to be able to have a good time with Wangcai who has a platinum rank.
"Then, the next thing is about the Holy Grail War." Wang Feng sat on the main seat and said, "What happened during the few days when I came back to give myself a vacation?"
After returning from the Western Kingdom, Wang Feng directly gave himself a three-day vacation, and during these three days, Marisa and Wangcai were dealing with their own affairs. In a sense, it is actually quite hard for Marisa and Wangcai to stand on such a floor.
"Yes, first of all, it's about Princess Lisa joining our Demon King's Army, and at the cost of being an idol for the Demon King's Army to appease the people. I hope that if the Demon King's Army invades the Western Kingdom in the future, it will treat the people better and show mercy to the royal family." Marisa He took out his small notebook.
"If she doesn't say that, I'd like to mention it. Now those royal families are our point card sellers, and we will rely on them to make money in the future. What I care about is whether the contestants have been arranged? Who are they?"
"Yes, the current seven scolded specials have all received news of the war under our ingenious arrangement, and have already started searching for the holy relic."
"What the hell is Curse Tet..."
"It's not that the elf language is too difficult to pronounce." Marisa looked resentful.
"Cough, what is the so-called ingenious arrangement?" Wang Feng also felt a little bit embarrassed by these demons who had spoken the common language for an unknown amount of time, as if foreigners were speaking Chinese.
"The first contestant is named Xiao Huohuo. He is the eldest son of a small family on the border of the Eastern Kingdom. He was known as a genius since he was a child. But because of a strange disease, his ability stagnated or even regressed, and he was even divorced. We gave him a special Made a magic prop with the ability of long-distance communication, let the master Ellie pretend to be a grandfather with a thousand-year-old soul, taught him some simple medicine refining knowledge, cured his disease and gained his trust, fooled him to come Participate in the competition. However, his talent for refining medicine is quite good, and the master Ellie wants to accept him as an apprentice."
"Why do I have a bad premonition." Wang Feng felt a little sweat on his forehead. This battle shouldn't be a joke, right? Anyway, I am the sponsor. But it seems that the organizer of the Holy Grail War has never won a victory?
"The second place is a child with a small nickname, and his name is unclear. But I heard that he was born with auspiciousness, and even has a special supreme bone, which has the potential to reach the seventh-level hero level 100%. It's a pity that he was His relatives snatched..."
"Then you tricked him into participating in the Holy Grail War?" Wang Feng's ominous premonition became stronger.
"Yes, we let someone in a village 'accidentally' take out a magic book, which records things about the war. That little guy looks innocent, but in fact he has an incomparable love for his robbed future and relatives Resentment, so I decided to join this battle." Marisa felt a little strange about Wang Feng's expression, but she didn't say anything.
"Hehe, there should be another illegitimate son of some general, right?" A certain former brave man had already begun to give up on himself.
"Huh. Mr. Wang Feng, you have also previewed." Marisa glanced at Wang Feng and said, "That person still knows you and is your fan. By the way, he is also a famous scholar in the Eastern Kingdom. After the Holy Grail War, I'm going to take the Juren exam."
"Ha, what else? A person who can travel to other worlds? Or a person with a system? Or a person who has been reborn once, a person with foresight?" Someone has completely given up on himself.
"Huh? Does such a person exist?" Marisa understood that Wang Feng had already rested and was stupid, and said to himself: "The fourth is a local from Yingzhou. His name seems to be Shiro Amada. His ideal is to become a righteous person." Partner, good at transforming and driving mechanical puppets, has unique magic to strengthen and repair combat mechanical puppets... "
"This is completely messed up! Can he drive an iron ball to destroy Zaku!" Wang Feng was already shocked. What kind of strange guys exist in this world!
"The fifth is a girl who wants to be a magical girl, a cute junior high school student." Marisa continued to report as if Wang Feng did not exist; "We designed a strange white cat-like creature to approach her, We asked her if she wanted to become a magical girl, she agreed, and we gave her a magic dress to transform into a magical girl and attack enemies with bows and arrows, so she agreed to join the war, hoping to end the war and make everyone happy."
"Continue." After the frantic complaints, there was a frenzied calm, and Wang Feng began to imitate the commander and folded his hands under his nose in a contemplative state.
"The sixth person is an ordinary Yingzhou person. His wife died just after giving birth to his daughter. After a few years of abandonment, he accepted his daughter and started a new life. But he didn't expect his daughter to die of illness soon... .. .He took a fancy to the Holy Grail War's ability to fulfill wishes, hoping to revive his wife and daughter. After testing, he has the ability to become a starfish warrior profession."
"What the hell is Starfish Warrior! Why is there such a strange profession! I don't want to complain about this! Will he summon Fullmetal Alchemist as his master next! And the ultimate move is infinite alchemy ah!"
Wang Feng suddenly realized that he hadn't had a good understanding of this wonderful world. He had been to many places anyway, why hadn't he met any similar guys, and just as he was about to have fun, these guys all jumped out .
"Ah, because the summoning has not started yet, we don't know. If he chooses not to use the holy relic, he will match the heroes in history according to his character experience." Marisa explained, and continued: "The last one The contestant is quite strange. He is a bandit leader who wants to be the village chief, but he likes to wear a straw hat. However, he is very loyal and passionate. He eats a lot. The biggest trick is to make his arm grow longer after rubbing a fighting spirit ball to attack Enemy. But he has some IQ problems, this should be a simple opponent, right?"
"It's so simple! There are all combined characters! I suddenly feel that the first person is the most normal person!" Wang Feng stretched himself on the chair and said, "I have to think about how I will be with you." This group of cheating people are fighting, you go ask the devil for some subsidies, and by the way, call Princess Lisa, I'll see if she has the luck and strength to participate in this battle..."
"Huh? Isn't this battle easy?" Although Marisa felt strange, she nodded and exited the tent.
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