I was a former hero and now I'm serving as a lackey under the hands of the Demon King
What if a door loses its mind?
"Oh my god, I'm exhausted. This group of people can be regarded as asleep." The demon king walked out from the grass next to him and wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, as if he was exhausted today.
"You just used a magic tool!" Wang Fengyou jumped out from the side and said, "But what was this thing invented for before? The effect is so good?"
"It was originally invented by Lilith for me, because I suffered from insomnia at that time." The devil sighed and said, "How wonderful Lilith was at that time, unlike now who invents props that let me go out to exercise all day long, it's really amazing. Know what she thinks."
"Isn't it because you are too nerdy, you have been sealed for hundreds of years and don't want to go out?"
"Hmph, you don't know how comfortable it is to stay at home, do you know that you who run outside all day?" The demon king became proud.
"Then you still make me go on business trips every now and then! You're targeting me!" Wang Feng finally knew why the Demon King made him go on business trips so often. It turned out that he didn't want to make himself comfortable! Have you offended her? It seems that I was really offended, just when I broke into the Demon King City for the first time...
"You hold grudges too much!" Wang Feng felt that he lived in dire straits here.
"En? Resentment?" The Demon King said he was unclear, so he didn't know what Wang Feng was talking about.
"No, forget it..." Wang Feng guessed that he really had lost his mind, and said, "How do we get in?"
"Come." The Demon King said, took Wang Feng's hand, and walked towards the entrance of the cave.
Wang Feng was taken aback by the Demon King before he could react. He felt as if he had passed through a thin film, and then he appeared in a cave.
The cave does not have the expected feeling of darkness, humidity and bugs at all. It feels very refreshing and airy. There are some faint magic lights shining on the stone walls. I don’t know why it is still like this after several years. .
"It's amazing here. Lilith and Alice arranged it together." The devil said: "It took a lot of effort to go here back then. Originally, I wanted to pave a stone road here. I also wanted to carve some carvings on the walls on both sides. Describe the history and stories of our Demon King Army."
"Why didn't you engrave it after that?" Wang Feng felt that this was the method that should exist in the ruins of hidden treasures. It would be better to have that kind of test level for people. Only by passing all of them can you get a few scraps The kind, on the one hand, can make people think that this relic is high-end, but in fact it is just like this, so as to avoid people who keep coming to find things in the future.
"Because there was no funds at that time." The demon king said, "All the money was used to buy food and armaments. Let me tell you, those human profiteers have increased prices dramatically."
Wang Feng thought for a while, and originally wanted to propose something such as killing the local tyrants and dividing the land, but in the end he didn't say anything, for fear of being taken care of by the power of harmony. What's more, they don't lack food and armaments now, and they don't need to worry about it.
After walking for about 10 minutes, Wang Feng and Mo Wang came to a gate. A huge dragon statue is carved on the door, and the whole door is about 5 meters high. Reminiscent of saying that there was no money before, and looking at this expensive door, Wang Feng deeply doubted what they thought at the beginning.
"This is the door to the treasure house, it's a magic item." The devil raised his head and said, "Don't look at this door as nothing special, it can actually resist all attacks below the eighth level. And it has the ability to counterattack, you Watch."
As soon as the devil king finished speaking, a drop of blood came out and dripped on the door.
Wang Feng discovered that the blood of the demon king was actually golden yellow, while the blood of other demons was still red. Could it be that this person has some kind of blood disease?
As the blood melted into the door, the whole door glowed faintly, and the door that had been eroded by the years and felt a little decayed instantly became brand new as if it had just been built.
The dragon head that was originally carved also instantly came to life and started to move, making Wang Feng think that he had some illusion.
"Who woke me up." Although the door came alive and made a loud noise, Wang Feng still felt a little terrified.
"It's me, old man, open the door quickly." The devil's tone was not so polite, at least the funny temperament before was completely gone, and he became the domineering devil image in the conference room again.
"You are... Lord Demon King?" The dragon head who watched the door was shocked: "You are finally here, Lord Demon King. I have been waiting for you for a long time. Take me away from here quickly, I am bored to death here."
"Don't worry, I will take you away after the things are taken out." The devil said, "Quickly open the door, don't leave ink stains."
"Things? Ah, yes, those things behind me." The leader said, "By the way, I'm in charge of guarding these things..."
"I'm afraid this dragon is stupid, and he doesn't even know what he wants to do." Wang Feng couldn't stand it anymore. What did he think when he designed it, why did he make a dragon with dementia?
"After all, it's been nearly a hundred years, so I'm probably asleep." The Demon King also thought that the door was probably broken after the warranty period, and should it be destroyed when we bring it back? At that time, it would be better to extract the soul and put it on another thing?
"Yes, I want to guard these things." The leader suddenly became serious and said, "No one can come and take them away!"
"Yes, yes, so your task is completed, open the door quickly." The devil was a little impatient, didn't he know that he was tired of pretending to be serious? It's so good and easy to be a happy teaser, why can't everyone understand this little hobby of mine.
"No! The back is mine, and I want to guard them!" The door was indeed demented, and he directly refuted the devil with a tone of [what can you do to me if I don't open the door].
"Fart, the things behind the door belong to my old lady." The demon king didn't care about his attitude now, and she understood that there was something wrong with the door and there was no way to save it. She couldn't explain it under such circumstances.
"No, no, this is mine, because I guard it." The dementia leader said while shaking his head and said: "Since you gave me the things, the devil king, then these things are mine, and no one can take them away! "
"What do you say you want these things for a door, and you can't eat or drink, maybe they can be used for decoration for you." Wang Feng couldn't stand it anymore. Why did so many moths come out? Now even This door is demented, can you still do a good job.
"Sure enough, I'm demented. Let me tell you, I won't be polite if you don't open the door again." The devil also became a little impatient, and began to use threats.
"You're welcome? How can you be rude to me? Come here if you have the ability." Probably because it has been in disrepair for a long time, this door has not only become a bit demented but also a bit cheap, especially its expression is still alive, giving people a feeling The feeling of wanting to fight back is simply the kind of sarcasm inherent in nature.
"What should I do? Is there anything I can control? I'm afraid this guy has lost his mind." Wang Feng asked the Demon King.
The Demon King showed an awkward but polite smile and said: "Actually, before I heard the news, I forgot about the things hidden here, so I didn't bring that controller out at all... If there is no accident. , should have been thrown into the trash dump and turned into a usable resource long ago, right?"
"Treasure! Hidden specially! You actually forgot! I want to interview you to know what you think!" Wang Feng was shocked, and he forgot what he had hidden. Even throwing everything away, did they really hide things instead of throwing garbage here? ! What the hell are they thinking!
"I don't want to either." The Demon King said with his chest upright: "Have you forgotten after being sealed for so many years? You must know that if people sleep too much, their minds will become confused, and when their minds are confused, they will not be able to remember things. This happens when you forget to bring something..."
"Okay, so what should we do now? It seems like he has something to rely on when he looks so arrogant." Wang Feng felt a little bit pained, the proud look at this door was still whistling, I had never seen such a cheap person The door, I don’t know what kind of mentality it was when it was originally designed.
"Ah, it's intentionally designed to be so arrogant, because he has the effect of ignoring all attacks of level 7 and below, and has the effect of rebounding damage." The devil said: "For example, if you attack Wang Feng, although the door is broken, maybe You were hurt too."
"It's really painful, can't you fight like that?" Wang Feng asked.
"Yeah, if the door is based on the magic of this world, I can just leave it to you, but unfortunately..." After finishing speaking, the Demon King began to take out the things in his pockets to see what could be used.
"I'm sorry I can only ignore the magic of this world." Although Wang Feng said so, he still walked to the door, took out his iron sword and poked it, and found that there was a slight force rebounding back.
And the dragon head of the gatekeeper stretched out his head to bite Wang Feng. It's just a good thing that it didn't design such a part as the neck during the design, so it can only be in that tooth but can't do anything else.
"Hurry up and think of a way, this is really painful." Wang Feng said, "How about I use a big move? This guy is obviously smart, so my big move will work?"
"Don't, don't, let me play with such a fun thing for a while, first let me try this legendary thing that can make me cry, but in the end it's just something that made all my maids cry..." The demon king took it with great interest. A cylindrical thing came out.
"If people outside find out that they are all asleep, they will definitely come in and look for it! Let's hurry up." Wang Feng felt that he couldn't let the devil play anymore, and he couldn't stop playing this game at all!
"It's okay, they won't be able to enter the barrier for a while, as long as they go in, there will be another secret way out." The devil said: "Why don't you take a look at this? It is said that whoever you give it to will definitely make the other person pregnant. I want to see it." Let's see if this door is pregnant."
"Is this goddamn tauren artifact? I don't know whose plant the other party is pregnant with!" Wang Feng couldn't help it. Why did Lilith think of making this kind of greening thing? Could it be that she suffered some kind of injury?
"Ah, I don't know." The Demon King said, "It's probably born with nature, isn't there something that was conceived by heaven and earth?"
"No matter how you think about it, I think this kind of thing is unscientific." Wang Feng said, "Is there any other useful thing? For example, if you use it, it can make the other party soft and never harden..."
"Huh! Wang Feng, what are you talking about, I don't understand." The devil looked disgusted.
"I mean, let this door soften, so that it won't be able to stand firmly in front of us." Wang Feng's face was expressionless, and he showed such an expression when he understood it. !
"Oh, there are." The devil said: "Look, softener, I don't know what it's used for. The only disadvantage is that it can't work on living things."
"This door is just intelligent, it doesn't mean it's a creature, use it."
"That's right. At that time, the rebound attack was considered but the props were not considered. Hehehe, I want to try one by one." The demon king showed a malicious smile, took out several bottles and cans, and passed by.
Facts have proved that things like tear gas effect and pregnancy effect are useless to this door, probably because they can only work on creatures. And the softener had a direct effect, making the door soft and turning into a puddle of jelly.
"Speaking of which, it would be great if this thing could be made into armor." Wang Feng said, "Why don't we take it back and modify it? By the way, give this demented soul to the little sister of Changcheng Jiao Didi, it will be cute and panting The kind that will be beeping?"
"What kind of wickedness are you talking about?" the devil said, "If you want to, I will let Mochizuki..."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm worried that I'll break a bone again." Wang Feng waved his hand and said, "I can't enjoy this kind of blessing. By the way, why didn't he stop arguing? Could it be that after he softened, he would break the bone again." Are you dead?"
"No, no, it's just that the sounding device inside the door is gone after melting. You should know that sound is transmitted through vibrations, right? The sound it makes is actually produced by the vibration of a device inside the door."
When Wang Feng listened, he immediately showed the expression of seeing a ghost. How could he still hear such scientific popular science knowledge in another world?
"What? You don't know?" The devil said proudly, "This is all science. Do you know science? It seems that there is only magic in this world, right? Obviously magic is also a kind of science..."
"Yes, I understand, I understand, I also understand the law of energy conservation." Wang Feng said, "Hurry up and go in, I want to see what is in your treasure."
Then the Demon King smiled awkwardly again and said, "Well, I actually forgot what I hid back then, but I just remember it was a good thing..."
"I am the demon king in society, and people are always forgetful." Wang Feng sighed and followed the demon king into the room.
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