I Was Caught Fishing At Work, And I Dragged The Female Ceo Into The Water With My Backhand.

Chapter 634 Do You Want To Read Buddhist Scriptures And Purify Your Soul?

the next day.

early morning.

In her sleep, Xia Ning dreamed that she had become a female soldier like Mulan. On the battlefield, she was stabbed in the waist with a spear.

One shot knocked him to the ground.

And that crazy enemy even whipped the corpse.

He kept stabbing her waist with a spear.

Sudden!

Xia Ning was shocked, woke up from her dream, and opened her eyes.

Discover……

Sure enough, something was pressed against his waist.

Xia Ning: "..."

She immediately realized what it was and quietly turned her head to take a look and found that Qin Xun was sleeping soundly and his face was very calm.

Like a baby, nothing obscene at all.

Xia Ning quietly moved forward and did not wake her up. After all, they both slept very late yesterday.

And I am used to getting up early.

But this guy sleeps in every day.

Xia Ning picked up her phone and looked at it, and found that it was only after six o'clock. She continued to lie in bed and waited until seven o'clock to get up and wash up.

She checked her phone for a while and checked the news about "Fatal ID".

Found some interesting tidbits.

First, the crew went on strike once because of poor food, and were scolded by the director.

Second, Mao Qianyi took advantage of Qin Xun's absence to make a big show, and was scolded by the director.

Third, there was a mentally ill person in the crew who drove a van to drift every day. He said he wanted to practice turning the drainage ditch and broke the walls of the courtyard.

I was scolded many times by the director.

Xia Ning smiled.

Qin Xun is not on the crew. Wu Yu must be very tired to take care of these thorns by himself!

After continuing to browse the news for a while, Xia Ning suddenly recalled everything that happened last night.

Scenes replayed in my mind like a movie.

The picture is clear and the details are clear.

What's amazing is that it's God's perspective, not the first perspective.

Like watching an idol drama?

No, it should be a crime movie!

Sudden!

Xia Ning remembered that Qin Xun said that he had prepared some quotes about scumbag men to deceive her. She was a little curious and searched for quotes about scumbag men who deceived women.

Pop some immediately.

[My cat knows Wing Chun and can knock dogs to the ground and beat them. 】

[Auntie is gone? I miss you. 】

[I'm not a scumbag, I'm just too lonely. 】

【Do you want to try something new? 】

…

She looked at these disgusting words with a look of disgust.

Isn't this a hooligan act?

What woman would be deceived by such words?

If so, it's not you who has taken over the woman, but she has taken over you.

suddenly.

Xia Ning felt something moving behind her and was being slapped on her waist again. She turned around and saw that Qin Xun still had his eyes closed.

His expression was peaceful, still like a baby.

She stared at Qin Xun's face for a while, feeling a little suspicious.

Did he really fall asleep?

Xia Ning shouted softly.

"Qin Xun?"

Qin Xun showed no reaction.

She raised her voice a little more.

"Qin Xun?"

Qin Xun still slept with his eyes closed.

Xia Ning glanced at the bedside and felt that if she moved forward, she would fall off the bed. Suddenly she felt a little timid, and she was so angry that she punched behind her lightly.

Sudden!

Qin Xun's voice sounded, a little nervous.

"What's going on? What's going on?"

"Did you have a nightmare?"

Xia Ning: "..."

She turned her head and saw Qin Xun looking a little panicked.

"You take it away."

Qin Xun understood immediately, with a look of horror on his face.

"Take it away?"

"Then you can still take it back..."

He immediately changed his mind when he thought that this thing could be picked up and the technical difficulty was not too high.

"I can get it back, but it's not the original one!"

"Affects combat effectiveness!"

Xia Ning sighed.

"Then put it down."

Qin Xun raised his eyebrows.

"???"

"Did you think it was electric?"

"I have a switch?"

Seeing Xia Ning's displeasure, he defended himself and started to popularize strange science knowledge.

"Normal men will have 5 to 6 erections a night, all of which are unconscious."

"Even little boys of one or two years old are like this. You have to learn to accept it."

Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun's serious look, held it in for a long time, and said helplessly.

"Then can you move back so that you don't get in my way?"

Qin Xun was startled, moved back, and then moved again.

Turning around, facing away from Xia Ning, she picked up her phone from the bedside table.

"Then let me read something first to cultivate my sentiments and purify my soul."

Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun's back. For some reason, she felt a little pitiful about him and asked softly.

"Do you want to read Buddhist scriptures?"

Qin Xun didn't even look back.

"Buddhist scriptures?"

"can't read."

"Only idiots watch."

Xia Ning: "..."

"Then what do you want to see?"

Qin Xun: "I want to see earthworms tie knots."

Xia Ning: "???"

Earthworms knotted?

Are they real earthworms or fake earthworms?

Why do I think that?

How could I be so dirty?

After what happened last night, I have become...more mature?

Soon.

A burst of BGM sound came from the video, and it turned out to be Qin Xun's song.

"The magic of love goes round and round, thinking of you makes my heart full of joy, night and day..."

Immediately afterwards, Qin Xun's laughter came.

"Interesting, interesting!"

"Why didn't I think of such an exciting way to play when I was a kid?"

"I wonder if earthworms can tie a Dragon Kingdom knot."

Xia Ning: "..."

She sighed.

well……

Fools are blessed.

How pitiful is he?

When I woke up early in the morning, there was a sweet-smelling girl lying next to me, and I could watch a boring video of earthworms tying knots.

This is probably the dream life of many men!

Xia Ning continued to scroll through her phone and heard Qin Xun's laughter from time to time. She turned to look at his back with a happy smile on her face.

When I woke up early in the morning, there was a smelly man lying next to me, who could make me laugh when I saw earthworms tying knots.

He must be very happy!

For a woman, this kind of life seems pretty good.

after awhile.

Qin Xun suddenly turned around and faced Xia Ning, startling her.

Xia Ning asked, seeing Qin Xun's serious expression.

"What's wrong?"

Qin Xun frowned, a little annoyed.

"We are only thinking about preparing gifts for your grandpa, why don't we prepare a gift for grandma?"

"And your annoying sister."

Xia Ning immediately questioned.

"Disgusting?"

Qin Xun laughed awkwardly and said.

"Lovely."

Xia Ning suddenly laughed and said.

"Actually, I also think Xia Jing is quite annoying."

Qin Xun: "..."

kidding me?

This sister was half enlightened by me, the online living Buddha, last night, and her mind became brighter?

So naughty?

Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun's face as if he had eaten a fly, and felt an inexplicable sense of accomplishment. She reached out to touch his face and said.

"Grandma is not at home these days."

"But gifts have to be given. I have an emerald bracelet in the safe that I can give to grandma."

There was a pause, and her smile turned dangerous.

"As for Xia Jing, I'll just go to the bookstore and buy her some exercise books later."

Qin Xun was startled.

"The most poisonous woman's heart!"

…

Eight O'clock.

Qin Xun and Xia Ning finished their breakfast.

Xia Ning took Qin Xun to the bedroom, opened the cabinet door on the far right of the closet, revealing a black safe, and unlocked it with a fingerprint.

He took out a long box from inside, which should be the antique painting from the Tang Dynasty.

A small square box, which should contain an emerald bracelet.

Qin Xun put his backpack in, took Xia Ning's hand to the underground garage, and got into a red coupe.

Driving out of the community.

Went to a traditional Chinese medicine clinic!

Xia Ning was a little worried.

"Are you really going to give me aphrodisiacs?"

Qin Xun didn't answer and asked instead.

"Do you really want to give Xia Jing an exercise book?"

Xia Ning answered.

"Yes."

Qin Xun sighed.