I Was Caught Working Part-Time During The Winter Vacation. How Dare You Steal The Tianshi Sword?

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As soon as Lao Niu said this, the live broadcast room was filled with question marks.

[Old Niu, have you been cheated on? 】

[I tell you from the perspective of a medical student, it is absolutely impossible for your wife to get pregnant in this situation. 】

[Good guy, are there so many melons in the live broadcast room today? 】

[Have you misunderstood? Maybe Lao Niu just wants a child, not that he already has one. 】

[Theoretically it is possible, but in practice it may be difficult. 】

[Let’s be honest, what else can you do besides drooling all over you? 】

【……】

Netizens expressed confusion one after another. Zhang Fan also didn’t understand, and said in confusion:

"Brother, I don't understand. Are you planning to have a child now?"

"Yes, exactly." Lao Niu nodded slightly.

"hiss……"

Zhang Fan was shocked in his heart and said hesitantly: "Brother, your current body may not allow it. I suggest... how about you recuperate for a while first?"

"Doctor, I'm telling you the truth."

Lao Niu chuckled and said a little embarrassedly:

"Actually, my wife is already pregnant. That's not true. The eldest brother is working and the second child is also living in school. It's not interesting for the two of us to be at home. We plan to have a baby."

Zhang Fan was obviously stunned for a moment when Lao Niu said these words.

The eldest brother is indeed the eldest brother. Even in this situation, he still has the mind to engage in production.

But the key problem is that your current physical condition no longer allows high production!

The raw materials in the factory are all gone, so the products must be pirated...

No...it seems that the crux of the problem is not here yet.

The eldest...the second...means you already have two children?

This... doesn't seem right?

Thinking of this, Zhang Fan quickly raised his head and looked at Brother Niu's face carefully.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked by what Brother Niu just said.

The barrage was scrolling crazily, and netizens who were obsessed with big melons came up with their best ideas.

[Brother, I think there may be something wrong with your child. Why don’t you give birth and take a look? 】

[I heard that you can also get a test during pregnancy. Brother, how about you? 】

【Confused! Can this be yours? Do you think it's a fairy tale? 】

[Brother, I have insurance here to protect your personal property! 】

[Good guy, isn’t this bullying an honest person? 】

[I only obey you when it comes to mentality! 】

【……】

Regarding the ownership of the child, netizens quickly made a unanimous decision.

However, the subsequent conversation between Zhang Fan and Brother Niu completely shocked netizens.

"Brother, do you have children?"

"Brother, at my age, can't I see that I have children?"

Lao Niu smiled slightly, completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem.

"I really can't tell."

Zhang Fan shook his head and rejected it. Lao Niu was not angry and still had a smile on his face:

"Brother, you are judging people by their appearance. Although I look stupid, I am not still a bachelor at such an old age, right?"

"No no no."

Zhang Fan waved his hand and said: "Brother, you have misunderstood. Judging from your grade, you do look like a person who is married and has children, but..."

At this point, Zhang Fan paused slightly. He couldn't bear to reveal the truth and hurt others, but he didn't want his eldest brother to be kept in the dark.

After a brief hesitation, Zhang Fan continued:

"Brother, to tell you the truth, I actually know a thing or two about fortune telling."

"You have a uterus with deep tears, and you will definitely have no children. Your essence is cold and your blood is dry, and you have no beauty. This is also a sign of infertility. You said that you have two children...it is obviously impossible."

"ha?"

Hearing Zhang Fan's words, Lao Niu was happy again and was still very optimistic.

"Brother, don't you know this? My fate is up to me!"

"Someone told me when I was little that I would have no children in my life, but what? What about now?"

"I personally took a son and a daughter out of the delivery room. They are both well-educated and filial, so sometimes you can't believe everything in this kind of thing. If you don't believe it, you can't believe it."

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Fan fell silent.

Netizens were completely shocked, and at the same time they really saw how explosive Brother Niu's self-confidence was.

[Good guy, I have no control over my fate. Is this Brother Niu? 】

[No, you would rather doubt God than your wife? 】

[I finally understand why there are so many bloody stories. It turns out that honest people are really so easy to deceive! 】

[Brother Niu, if your third child is a nigger, will you suspect that you bought the wrong soy sauce? 】

[Why can’t I meet this kind of man? 】

[What level of temptress is she that can make my brother Niu play around? 】

[You are pitiful and don’t realize it. Is this pity or stupidity? 】

【……】

Sitting on the clinic table, after Zhang Fan was silent for a moment, he decided to have a good talk with Brother Niu. He could not be kept in the dark any longer.

"Brother, when was the last time you slept with your wife?"

"Brother, you are joking again. How can I have sex in this situation? Don't we have to wait for your panacea?"

"?"

Zhang Fan was shocked again, it turned out that he also knew.

"We didn't have sex, so how do you think...my sister-in-law got pregnant?"

"Isn't this normal?"

Lao Niu asked back, as if it was a matter of course:

"When two people are together, if there is love, there will be fruitfulness. I remember a netizen who got pregnant immediately after chatting with his partner Lian Mai for a few days."

"Brother, this is love, you will understand later."

[He really, I cried to death, he actually believes in love! 】

[\Crying bitterly, Brother Niu, you are right, it was them who defiled my beloved wife, it is not your fault! 】

[On top, a cow girl meets by chance, and below, a cow brother is happy to be a father...]

[Are you going to kill me, Brother Niu? 】

[It’s reasonable, it’s too reasonable, the poisonous woman will die! 】

[If my husband had this consciousness, the child would not be unable to find his father! 】

【……】

Brother Niu gave an affectionate monologue, and the laughter in the live broadcast room was instantly wiped away.

Instead, there was sympathy and admiration for Brother Niu.

At this time, Zhang Fan no longer concealed anything and told all the truth.

"Brother, let me tell you the truth, these two children, including the one in your belly, are not your biological children."

"Hmph, how is this possible? What if..."

Brother Niu was still insisting, but Zhang Fan interrupted directly:

"Brother, you can doubt my medical skills, but don't doubt my physiognomy."

"From the Couple Palace, you can most intuitively see the relationship between your husband and wife, as well as the virtues of both parties."

"This place on the right side of the fish tail is where you can see your wife."

"Your place is dull, caved in, and has scars, which means your wife is not only a prodigal, but also a promiscuous one!"

"This is the truth. Your wife cheated on you! More than once, she started cheating on you from the first day you got married. Until now, none of your children are biological!"