I was expelled from Hogwarts?

While Rove was packing his luggage, Luna had already changed several positions on the bed.

At first, two legs protruded from the railing, swaying there, then the body turned 180 degrees, the feet stepped on the wall, and the head tried to squeeze out of the gap between the railings.

After the failure, I could only put my neck on the railing, hang my head in the air, and read her "The Quibbler" backwards;

Soon, the girl lay on the bed and swam from one end to the other in a puddle posture, then turned around and did it again...

Finally, Luna seemed tired, and sat on the railing, holding "The Quibbler" in both hands, shaking her head and shoulders from side to side, and the two carrot pendants on her earlobes also swayed.

No matter how strange the girl's posture is, the boy will no longer be surprised after watching it for a long time.

After tidying up the room, Rove was going to eat, when a series of barbell-like laughter suddenly sounded from the opposite carriage, which startled him.

The young man looked over and found that Luna was sitting on the railing of the upper bunk, laughing out loud, laughing so hard that tears flowed down her cheeks.

Rove was terrified, always feeling that she was about to fall off the bed, and then heard a snap...

The Quibbler fell to the ground.

The wizard in the next car was also startled by the weird laughter:

In the room on the right is a tall, burly, ferocious middle-aged wizard. He came out to take a look, spat hard, and complained, "Do you want me to sleep!"

He slammed the carriage door shut.

There is a young witch in the left compartment. She stands at the door of the compartment, looking at Luna and Rove. Seeing that they both have blond hair, she thought they were brother and sister.

then shouted:

"Your sister is sick, it's so serious, why don't you go to your parents quickly and just watch there?!"

"..."

"Sister... I'm his sister?" Luna laughed even harder when she heard the witch's words. She clutched her stomach and rolled on the bed, wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes while laughing.

"She's not my sister, we didn't know each other five minutes ago." Rove explained.

"Oh, sorry."

The witch probably just woke up, wearing only a purple nightgown, and walked over with sleepy eyes. She looked at Luna who was still laughing, but glanced at the boy, and said suspiciously:

"Is what I just said so funny?"

Rove shook his head, he didn't look like someone who could understand Luna's mental state.

"When I first came here, I seemed to see her father, and I didn't know where it would go." The witch twisted her neck, looked around and said:

"It's really big-hearted. I'm not afraid of accidents if I leave the little girl alone in the carriage. It's too irresponsible."

Seeing Rove's expression of approval, the witch narrowed her eyes, stared at him and said:

"Don't just nod, you are not much older than this little girl, and you are not alone. Where are your parents or elders? Why didn't you see it?"

Rove showed an honest and honest expression, and said with a "simple smile", "My grandpa will be back soon."

When you are away from home, don’t divulge your own information, otherwise people will think that you are just a person, or a child, and they may have unreasonable thoughts.

"Really? I don't believe it!"

The witch glanced towards the carriage, she seemed to want to go in and take a look, but was blocked by Rove.

"I just want to go in and have a cup of tea." The witch smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, little brother, I'm not a bad person."

"I didn't say that sister, you are a bad person." Rove smiled and said, "But you are a witch, and you are definitely not a serious person if you enter other people's cars in your pajamas."

"..."

The witch twitched the corner of her mouth. Out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the black suitcase on the bed. She suddenly smiled and turned back to her own compartment.

Looking at the back of the witch, Rove frowned. After she closed the door, the boy picked up the fallen "Quieter".

How funny it is to make Luna laugh like this!

On the page that was turned over, there was a spoof photo of Minister Fudge, and it read:

Many years later, Minister Fudge passed away. On his tombstone reads: Cornelius Fudge, a man of nobility and integrity.

When the wizards in the past saw this inscription, they were all amazed: "Such a small place can fit two people!"

"..."

Little magazine, really big guts!

On another page, Rove saw a huge headline that said "The Mysterious Man Reappears in Britain".

Rove was taken aback. The Quibbler was already so well-informed that he even knew what happened at Hogwarts?

He looked carefully and saw that it read:

We all know that You-Know-Who has died at the hands of the Boy Who Lived, but is that really the case?

Astonishing new evidence has emerged recently, proving that the mysterious man may not be dead. He has been running around in northwest England and defrauding tens of thousands of Galleons.

Doris Purkiss of 18 Thorny Leaf Road, Little Norton, told the author:

"The mysterious man wrote to tell me that he lacks start-up capital now, and asked me to lend him a thousand Galleons. After rebuilding the Death Eaters, he can return me a million Galleons..."

Rove was speechless. In the eyes of these small magazines, has Tom been reduced to cheating money everywhere?

He flipped through other content, except for gossip, it was all made up, like a marketing account.

The most outrageous thing is that Rove also saw the column of Divination Professor Trelawney.

In the column, there was a picture of Gorbachev, who had just disbanded the First Branch of Soviet Magic in the summer, and Professor Trelawney predicted that he would not live until September.

Just don't know which September it is.

Even Professor Trelawney can start a column, and if the price is not low, Rove wants to make some extra money.

The bizarre articles he read at the story meeting before, as well as the anti-intellectual and reflective articles he saw on the reader and Yilin, can also be put on it, but the reflective ones are...Daying.

At this moment, a shout suddenly came from a distance: "What a boy! How dare you come to my door and harass my daughter..."

Rove turned his head to look, and it turned out to be the cross-eyed uncle he had just met by the train. He rushed over, seeming very excited.

Luna grabbed the railing, put her feet together, and jumped from the upper bunk to the ground in a jumping posture. She puffed out her chest and said, "Dad, you're back!"

"He is your father?" Rove was a little surprised, looking at the two of them.

The looks of father and daughter are really alike, but luckily they are not.

"Boy, what kind of eyes do you have?" Lovegood strode forward, standing in front of Luna, and said, "You think I can't give birth to such a beautiful daughter?"

"No." Rove held back his smile, and said politely to the man, "Mr. Lovegood, hello."

"How did you find this place?" asked Lovegood warily.

"You may have misunderstood, I live in the opposite carriage." Rove smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go back first, and I won't bother you two."

Rove returned "The Quibbler" to Luna, walked into the compartment door, he waved his hand, and then closed the door.

Luna frowned and blamed: "Dad, what's wrong with you, why can't you talk properly?"

洛夫古德冷哼道：“没揍他就已经算很好说话了。”

"Rove is very polite, and helped me pick up "The Quibbler." Luna tried to say something nice to the boy.

"Don't be fooled by this kid." Lovegood said earnestly: "Luna, you are too simple, a boy of this age has a head full of quivering maggots... I understand.

You stay away from him. "

Luna stared in puzzlement. She pulled the railing and turned back to the upper bunk, holding the copy of "The Quibbler".

Lovegood couldn't help sighing.

He was going to the Fire Dragon District in Romania to collect materials. He heard that Mr. Scamander was also there, and he wanted to make an appointment with him for some high-quality manuscripts.

I just hope that I don't run into that boy on the opposite side again.

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