I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Duan Te was frothy, but he still wanted to raise his hands, meaning that he wanted to jump on top of himself.

The more the mute behaves like this, the crazier Azhi dances!

That scale.

【My eyes are already dirty.】

[Are you going to wash your eyes together tomorrow? I have a 20% off coupon for two people. 】

[I never dreamed it would be so big! 】

【It’s so fun to play! 】

[I want to take Jiang Xiao as my teacher, but only a perverted lunatic like him can think of this. 】

【Shock! Two strange people stayed up late at night and actually came to the Chosen One's live show in the live broadcast room! Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? 】

[Yoshi, are you still talking about our Umekawa Neku now? ip: Sakura]

[Oh my god, speaking of which, the folk customs of the Chosen Ones of the Dragon Kingdom are quite consistent with those of our Asan. ip: Ah San]

[Silly, don’t put too much pressure on your own face. Jiang Xiao is trying to get rid of others. One of you is being eliminated by others, and the other is trying to get rid of yourself. How can it be the same? 】

Summary: Jiang Xiao is insane + perverted + inappropriate + wise + genius.

While the debate was going on in the barrage, Jiang Xiao's room was opened for the third time.

Damn it, are there any more people who dare to come?

Which unlucky guy is this?

Lao Wangtou outside the door was completely stunned.

(д｀)

One more look and it will explode.

Get closer and it melts.

no

That... that pipe?

Let’s just say, are all the young people nowadays having so much fun?

Is it because I cannot keep up with the times or because the times have abandoned me?

True: One glance lasts for thousands of years.

He was just angry at the ten resources Jiang Xiao shared with him.

I was thinking about coming over at night to take revenge on him.

Who would have ever imagined seeing such a tragic scene?

If nothing else, the broken tongue that fixes the pipe has already had a big accident.

His face turned blue, he was foaming at the mouth, and he could see that he was breathing more and less than he was breathing in.

Azhi's stupid smile was uglier than crying, and he didn't even stop his enchanting dance when he saw himself coming.

Because he would be melted if he got any closer, so Lao Wangtou wanted to leave.

But Jiang Xiao had already pulled him in with a silly smile.

It was okay outside, but once inside, the smell of death almost made Lao Wang head vomit!

He is a pervert, but he is not good at this!

At the same time, Old Wangtou was not a fool. He immediately understood that the strength of this chosen one was definitely not that of an ordinary cannon!

You must know that Duan Tongue's strength is about the same as his.

Are you looking at the current severed tongue?

"Aba. Aba Aba"

Severed tongue: Σ_(　∠)_~~~

Why!

What a sin!

How could a mute be tortured like this?

When he saw Jiang Xiao staring at him with wise eyes, Lao Wangtou couldn't help but shiver.

Although he has a certain degree of confidence in his own strength, it is obviously not the time to fall out with Jiang Xiao now.

At the very least, you need to know what this administrator’s methods are!

The scene in front of me was really weird.

Not only did Duan Gu and Azhi overturn their car, they were also forced to perform here.

"Lao Deng, you stayed up so late at night, why did you come to my place?"

Jiang Xiao asked in a simple and honest tone.

"I"

Lao Wang hesitated. If the answer dissatisfied him, would the administrator immediately fall out?

After thinking for a while, Lao Wangtou came up with a wonderful idea.

"I came here to discuss resources with you."

Everyone:? ? ?

What resources?

Could it be that they are fondling each other's babies?

Even the man with gold-rimmed glasses who was flying up and down on the tube was stunned.

When did Jiang Xiao get involved with Lao Wangtou? From what Lao Wang said, did they even exchange resources?

"Okay, a deep starfish like me just likes to discuss things. Have you read all the resources I gave you?"

Lao Wang was stunned.

If I remember correctly, the ones you posted were all very long documentaries, right?

Who can read this in just a few hours?

"I've read a little bit, no, I've taken a rough look, and I have some insights."

"That's good. Let's read it. I can't watch a single episode. Now is the perfect time to ask you."

Lao Wangtou:? ? ?

I lost it!

I’ll @#￥%\u0026*!

You know you can't watch an episode, so you let me watch it? ! !

Jiang Xiao didn't care what Lao Wang was thinking, he pondered for a while and asked directly.

"Oh, by the way, the three implementation points announced in 2018, what are the four and four must be respectively, can you tell me more specifically, buddy."

Lao Wang: (ω)! ?

Jiang Xiao glanced at Lao Wangtou, who was even more dull, with dull eyes, and continued.

"You look really stupid. I should have understood a long time ago. You don't understand this. Then I'll ask you again, the 19th Congress, that, the five persistences, that, by the way, the economic and social development during the 14th Five-Year Plan period." What are the important principles that development must follow? Can you explain it to me in detail?"

Everyone:.

Don't talk about Lao Wangtou.

The whole room fell silent.

No, not just the room.

Even the live broadcast room was silenced.

The silence at this time was deafening.

After a long time, a barrage broke the silence.

[Brother Jiang Shen, don’t be like this, I’m scared. 】

[A mentally ill person knows how to pay attention to these family and country affairs at all times, which makes us ashamed! 】

[He really made me cry to death. 】

"Well, it's obvious that you really don't know much, so I think you should stay here until you find the answer before leaving."

Stay here?

Lao Wangtou's face darkened.

A compressed version of the entire ten years. When will we see labor and management having to step on the horse?

Do you choose to turn against him and go out?

But both Duanyu and Azhi were in trouble, so he might not be the administrator's opponent, right?

There is a contrast between being a human being and being a trickster.

Although it's really disgusting to stay here and watch the news.

But at least it's more than a hundred times better than Duanye and Azhi's current posture, right?

"Do you want to see it or not? Do you want to make me angry?"

Jiang Xiao urged.

"Okay, let me see, let me see."

Lao Wang found a relatively clean place where he could stay, and began to wait and watch the news broadcast.

This guy is still previewing the compressed version online. I don’t know that thousands of hours have been squeezed into such a small progress bar.

He didn't dare to move forward at all

Maybe a few months would pass with just a swipe of your finger.

"Why are you standing there in a daze! Did I tell you two to stop? Keep playing music and dancing for me without looking at anything!"

Jiang Xiao suddenly turned his face, and the man with gold-rimmed glasses who had just stopped was so frightened that he began to writhe up and down again.

Now that Azhi has Batai's body buried in him, it seems to be almost the same as Duan Tongue's body.

My whole body is covered in peanut oil and sweat, and my whole body is shiny.

Azhi started to exert force on it.

The severed tongue under him finally took a breath but couldn't help but start to show his teeth.

Tongue-breaking: _(Benefit‖∠)

Good guy.

What is this operation?

One is working as a body stabilizer, one is pole dancing, and the other is watching the news.

All kinds of seemingly unrelated things were forcibly kneaded together by Jiang Xiao in a just-right way.

Azhi, who was focused on by Jiang Xiao, did not dare to relax at all. He danced in different patterns and tried his best to come up with new tricks.

He was afraid that if Jiang Xiao was dissatisfied, he would replace himself as a retainer.

He can even feel it

Duan Yan's hatred for himself has surpassed his hatred for Jiang Xiao.

If a mute is asked to turn over and sing, he will definitely kill him!

Thinking of this, the man with gold-rimmed glasses gritted his teeth and used even more force.

It doesn’t matter, as long as you are a dead Taoist friend and not a poor Taoist!

(°д°)

"Mireike! Kang is busy!"

"It's a happy bird in ging day~ It's a lonely bird in ging day~"

“King hugs the guitar~ Let’s sing alone~”

After a while, the man with gold-rimmed glasses couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but complain to Lao Wangtou.

"I said, Uncle Wang, could you please turn off the external sound? I have to dance with passion, passion and elegance. The sound of your news broadcast really makes me laugh."

It's okay if he didn't say this, but once he said it, Lao Wangtou's anger suddenly rose!

The second of three bombs