I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

"Hey! Man, you gotta give it to me!"

Jiang Xiao stretched out his hand to ask for it.

Duan Tou held the large spoon tightly in his hand, refusing to let Jiang Xiao take it away.

If I feed him another meal, he really might as well die.

"Spread it! Here's this magic spoon! Because twenty-five cents, I've always wanted twenty-five cents! You know that! There's no way you're going to be an artist like me, you have no talent!"

Jiang Xiao looked angry.

"I'm telling you, no one can take anything away from me except SpongeBob, because I only act silly around him."

Duanyu was so frightened that he immediately let go of his hand, and could only watch Jiang Xiao leave with a spoon with a look of grievance on his face.

There is something wrong with this administrator's brain. He is the result of a top-notch madman!

Now he could only pray in his heart that Jiang Xiao wouldn't come and feed him some messy stew of peanut oil, onions and tomato sauce at night.

He really made me cry to death.

Who in this villa can subdue him?

I am definitely not good at it, so I guess Yao Han is not good at it either.

Lao Wangtou. Lao Wangtou is special, but it may not necessarily be able to kill Jiang Xiao.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t have watched the news all night like a grandson yesterday, and I would have fallen out with him long ago.

Maybe, those two can?

But for a manager, there is a high probability that that person will continue to do so.

The other one is also moody, Ma De, and maybe he can become friends with Jiang Xiao.

Early in the morning.

Nako had already started making breakfast in the kitchen.

I made some more elaborate sushi and made cereal.

Considering that it was difficult to reconcile, she also steamed some rice and made some bread slices.

"Hmm~"

Wiping the sweat on her forehead, Nako breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's okay, the shape is beautiful, and the taste should be good too!"

This woman has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

After all, she slept very well last night and had no idea how terrifying the mortality rate of this strange story was.

Everyone in Sakura was sweating for her.

Miss Nako, please don't be careless.

There are three lunatics upstairs, both of them have almost invincible lethality to you!

It's definitely not that simple downstairs, except for the fact that the man with gold-rimmed glasses is suspected to be gay.

It's still unclear what perverted habits the other people have.

But they are definitely not good birds.

It's time to make breakfast.

Ward tried his best to avoid Xiaozhi, but as soon as he opened the door, the two of them looked at each other.

The man with gold-rimmed glasses pretended to be helpless and pushed up his glasses frame.

"I forgot to tell you, the person living opposite you is me."

Seeing his lewd smile, Ward, a 1.9 meter strong man, was so frightened that he couldn't help but tremble.

He hurriedly walked to the kitchen with his head lowered, not wanting to say a word to this pervert.

"Hey hey hey."

Seeing the back of the strong man running away, Xiaozhi laughed evilly, feeling extremely satisfied in his heart.

"By the way, Golden Retriever, the roast chicken you cooked for dinner last night was really good. Let me try another one~"

scare!

When the man with glasses said this, Ward took even bigger steps.

What this pervert wants to eat is definitely not a serious roasted kun!

As for Jiang Xiao

"You can't cook!"

"Second, manager, please put down your spoon."

"If you keep doing this, we will all starve to death!"

"Uncle, Xiaoran didn't eat last night. Can you please stop doing it? Xiaoran is afraid."

Jiang Xiao held his own iron spoon with a firm look in his eyes as if he wanted to join the party.

"No! It's my duty to cook for you, just like Spongebob makes Krabby Patties for Mr. Krabs. I must stick to it."

Everyone in the hall is here.

Aunt Xiu, He Menghan, Lao Mu, and Xiao Ran all expressed their protests.

Xiaoqing didn't speak, and he didn't know what he was thinking in his little head.

The man with gold-rimmed glasses sat in the corner of the sofa and did not dare to say a word.

But he didn't remind others of Jiang Xiao's power.

Made.

He was so unlucky last night that he naturally wanted to see other people being tortured.

Otherwise, how can I have balance in my heart?

Because I had been caught in the rain, I wanted to tear up other people's umbrellas.

Only when everyone is tortured by this perverted administrator can Azhi's heart be balanced.

But He Menghan and the others are not fools.

Today they were shocked when they saw Jiang Xiao busy working in the kitchen.

How did he survive the hands of those three people upstairs last night?

That's a fatal situation!

Based on this alone, people like He Menghan did not dare to act rashly against him.

Several people persuaded him to put down his spoon.

This silly manager insists on learning from SpongeBob SquarePants.

It made everyone feel sick.

In the end, He Menghan couldn't help but got angry first.

"Do you have to make this meal?!"

"I think it should be like this. Don't try to deprive me of my right to work. You are nakedly exploiting me, Jiang Daxing!"

Everyone:? ? ?

Are we taking advantage of you?

There is no doubt that administrators with this mentality are simply born capitalists.

"Administrator, don't you know what deprivation and exploitation mean?"

When Aunt Xiu said this, Jiang Xiao instantly became unhappy!

"What do you mean? Are you questioning the super high IQ of Dr. Patrick + Mr. Professor?"

This guy is sometimes Jiang Daxing and sometimes Pai Daxing.

It won’t stop everyone.

Aunt Xiu frowned, feeling that this fool's IQ had repeatedly refreshed the lower limit of her understanding of fools.

Then he sneered and asked Jiang Xiao.

"I'm not questioning your IQ, it's just that we are too stupid to know what it means. Doctor, could you please explain it to us?"

"Well, of course it's okay~"

Jiang Xiao touched his chin and turned into deep mode.

"Deprivation and oppression, aren't they just deprivation and oppression? They are just like the fruit Lin Daiyu brought when she visited the thatched cottage three times, which was jackfruit. Two unrelated things seem to be accidental, but they are inevitable."

Um?

Does what this guy is talking about have anything to do with exploitation or anything like that?

"Of course, this issue can also be discussed from the perspective of aerospace science. After all, polar opposites are the main reason for the antagonism between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Cancer. If Mantis and Weaver Girl had not committed a forbidden love across races, Fa Hai would have been captured by Dayu with the gold. Does the hoop have pi painted on it to control the water?"

Here

Obviously I can understand every word, but why does it become difficult to understand when they are combined together?

CPU, CPU seems to be a bit overwhelmed.

"Mom, didn't you say that Dayu controlled the floods by diverting river water into the Yellow Sea? Why did the administrator say that he controlled the sea of ​​Fa? What is Dayu's golden cudgel?"

There was great doubt hidden in Xiao Ran's bright eyes.

"Because, because Fahai is."

Etc., etc!

Aunt Xiu shook her head vigorously.

What kind of stuff are you talking about?

He's obviously talking nonsense, but he can still speak clearly and logically?

And Jiang Xiao is still chattering to everyone about the meaning of "squeezing" and "exploiting".

"Speaking of modern times, we can also talk about ancient times. According to the "Disciples' Regulations", eagles can be trained to catch high-altitude drones. In short, because black holes are not holes, Hawking is not gold, so the black whirlwind Grandma Liu is three When you go to the Liusha River, you cannot effectively restrain Liu Bei who is in the waves at the bottom of the river."

Everyone:.

Fortunately, they listened carefully just now.

This guy seems to be totally messing around!

The corners of Lao Mu's mouth twitched.

"This little word, it's really Xiao's mother renting a hat, doing one thing after another~"

"Hehehe~"

He Menghan sneered twice, and the others tacitly made room for the two of them.

"You have to know where you are now, don't act stupid here! Mental illness, tell me again, are you sure you want to make this meal?"

"Yes, that's right, I think I want to feel this way."

Wise eyes and honest tone.

It was simply jumping over and over again on He Menghan's bottom line.

"Boy, don't think that you are great just because you were lucky enough to survive those three people. Do you know how to write the word "death"?

He Menghan is already ready to take action

As long as this stupid boy is stubborn, I will definitely kill him!

"Who are you looking down on! Of course I know how to write the word death!"

Jiang Xiao said proudly.

Everyone:? ? ?

He Menghan felt his eyes go dark, and the murderous energy charge bar he had been brewing was directly shattered by this mental illness.

no?

Why do you look so proud when you are riding a horse? ! !

"In the modern Chinese dictionary, the word 'die' is on page 1291. In the 1998 revised Xinhua Dictionary, the word 'die' is on the bottom right of page 463. There are 6 strokes in the word 'die', and the order of the strokes is: horizontal, left, and Horizontal hook/hook, point, skim, vertical hook.”

Wang Defa?

OK OK.

This indiscriminate stabbing with a knife made everyone look away!

Bros?

How could your wise tone come up with such a wise answer?

He Menghan felt that his anger level was in a state of neither rising nor falling.

I was only half cruel, and the anger I had finally built up was suddenly interrupted!

It was as if the launch process was interrupted halfway through by a friend who came in.

It’s so uncomfortable!

"How about I make breakfast? How about letting Professor Dr. Patrick Star taste it? After all, it is always inappropriate for a doctor to cook in person, don't you think?"

Aunt Xiu tried to say.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiao, who had been so stubborn just now, agreed instantly!

"Well, that's fine, but I'm not someone who can be dismissed casually. Your craftsmanship cannot be worse than mine."

Jiang Xiao just handed the spoon to Aunt Xiu.

Everyone present breathed a sigh of relief, and their faces became darker at the same time.

I had just said all the good and bad things, but this kid refused to let go.

Aunt Xiu just fooled her so easily?

Is it that simple? Hey!

At best, Aunt Xiu's words can only deceive fools, right?

Well.

There seems to be nothing wrong with it

Isn't he just a fool?

He Menghan also put away his murderous intention.

Forget it, there's something weird about this kid, there's no need to be tough with him now.

Give him a hand first.

This was also the thought of others present.

"Then what should I do as an administrator? I can't just stay here and do nothing. I don't even know what I should do anymore?"

"Can you please just clean up?"

"No, I don't clean. By the way, speaking of this, can you help me clean up?"

Everyone:? ? ?

"Wouldn't any of you be willing to help me clean up? My room doesn't look very clean, don't you think, gentleman with glasses?"

I?

When Azhi was called, he jumped up as soon as he started, fearing that Jiang Xiao would go crazy.

"Yes, that's right! Just leave this little thing to me!"

After finishing speaking, Azhi burned the tires on the spot, rushed into the bathroom, and headed straight to Jiang Xiao's room carrying a set of tools.

All right.

Brothers often want to reward me for adding more updates, and some send me private messages in the group asking for my payment code.

There's no need to yell, buddy, there's nothing you can do with the money.

[There is no need to reward, it is really easy to embarrass me]

Lao Li said it well, we won't do any loss-making business!

If you add more.

Today happens to be the 1st.

Normally, there are still three updates per day, and one update will be added for every one thousand monthly votes.

[Because the coding speed is too slow, I am the one who is left with two fingers.]