I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

The cold little Loli, who was affectionately called 'Dad' by Jiang Xiao, was speechless.

But there was no hatred in her eyes.

As the saying goes, Yan Zhi is reasonable, Jiang Xiao is much better than the perverted man who smelled of curry and onion just now.

"Hey! Do you want this dad? Don't give it to me!"

The blue-dressed Lolita who just fucked the Chosen One from Asan Kingdom wants to steal her father.

She had just looked around, and among the ten fathers, Jiang Xiao was the only one who looked decent.

"Me! Me, me, me! I also want him to be my father!"

A little lolita in a white dress and pink hair also came over to snatch her father.

Jiang Xiao, who was surrounded by three little lolita, scratched his head and showed a shy expression. This feeling of being surrounded by stars made him very happy.

A little Lolita with black hair and a blue dress.

A little loli with pink fur and casual clothes.

There is also a cold little loli dressed in black.

"Hello everyone, my name is Nohara Shinnosuke. I am the idol child of Futaba Kindergarten's Himawari class. I don't like eating green peppers. I am 5 years old. I am unmarried. My mate selection criterion is Fujiwara Norika. Miss, do you want to take my tricycle for a ride?"

Lolita and Fenmao both looked at Jiang Xiao with joy.

This was the first time for them to meet such a very interesting ‘dad’.

Well, that’s right, he must be his father today!

"Is kindergarten fun? Can I go to Futaba Kindergarten with my dad!"

"Dad! Bai Yi wants to go for a ride with you, go for a ride, dududu~~~"

The two little lolita became happier and happier as they talked, and they both looked at Jiang Xiao with stars in their eyes.

He even stretched out his little hand and grabbed Jiang Xiao's trouser leg, fearing that he would run away.

The cool little girl in the black dress wasn't particularly attracted to Jiang Xiao at first.

But when she saw the other two girls competing, she also felt that this father seemed to be the best.

The rest of the Chosen Ones were already stunned when they saw Flax.

There's something wrong. Why didn't they kill him instead of snatching his father?

Many parents in the barrage touched their chins and thought about something.

[Speaking of this style of painting, I feel familiar]

[Do you know why the food that kindergarten children eat at school is better than the food at home? 】

[Isn’t this just the nature of children? They like to grab whatever others want. 】

[Hey, now that I think about it, this weird rule talk seems pretty good. As a kid, it should be easy to coax~]

[Has the two-armed man upstairs ever raised children? 】

[Let’s not talk about other things, just talking about being moody, they are not like normal children who only play tricks and have tempers. 】

[If they are unhappy, well, the one from Asan Kingdom will serve as a warning~]

Only then did everyone realize that these were all serious weirdness.

Don’t be fooled by their handsome and cute looks!

[Understood, Ah Sanguo just now was too obscene and perverted, so he was directly shot in the head. 】

[Yes, if he dared to stare at Weirdness with that kind of eyes, it was purely because his birthday girl had hanged himself. 】

At this time, the remaining chosen ones also began to take the initiative to contact these children.

They are not stupid, and they naturally understand that the unlucky guy in Asan Kingdom just now is seeking death on his own, and no one else is to blame.

As long as he has normal contact, there should be nothing wrong with him.

But now a new problem arises.

That means the child is not divided enough!

Originally, the Chosen One of Asan Kingdom died, and there should be one more child.

But three of them want Jiang Xiao to be their father!

How should this situation be resolved?

Umekawa Neku now wanted to die. After looking around, he found that the other children were quite good-looking.

This big fat man who is clinging to me is the most outrageous!

In fact, it doesn't matter if this kid is a little fatter, the main thing is that the big nose on his face is too embarrassing.

It is not difficult to tell from the dark yellow mark that the boy's nose is not flowing with clean water, but with pure Rhubarb Dragon nose.

West Nei

"Dad, I want to play a horse riding game! Ride for me!"

The little fat man pulled Umekawa Neku's clothes while climbing on his head.

The latter didn't dare to resist at all, so he could only squat down and let the little fat man ride on his neck.

But the little fat man didn't feel that he had done anything wrong at all, and even wiped the big snot on Umekawa Neku's body.

Look at your B***, it looks like *****, I’ll @#￥%

No, no, you can’t be angry, you can’t be angry.

[Rule 1: You will play a devoted father, and you will meet all the requirements of your children]

Umekawa Neku suppressed the nausea in her heart and smiled at the little fat man.

"Wahahaha! Wahahahaha!!!"

Just when Umekawa Neku was forcing himself to show kindness, an arrogant laugh caught his attention.

I saw Jiang Xiao assuming a superhuman stance, looking up and laughing.

"That's right! I am Nohara Shinnosuke, the human body of a dynamic superman! My dynamic light waves can destroy all evil!"

There was a large circle of children around him, all looking at him with shining eyes.

These children almost have worship written all over their faces.

"Wow~ great!"

"Dad, can I see your dynamic light waves?"

"It's no longer possible! Dad said that we can only transform into dynamic supermen when we are in danger!"

"Well, that's right. Heroes have always been like this. They never reveal their identity in front of ordinary people~"

"Bai Yi, your father is a great hero."

"Me, can I also choose Shinnosuke to be our father?"

Blue Lolita tilted her head and held her index finger in her mouth, thinking for a while, and then said seriously.

"No! If you dare to snatch daddy from me, I will kill you~"

When the other children heard this, they immediately took a few steps back timidly.

It seems that this Lolita's strength is relatively high among this group of children.

wrong.

The little pink-haired loli and the cold-hearted little loli had no intention of leaving at all.

It can be seen that the strength of these two guys is not intimidated by that Lolita at all.

How could such an interesting father leave Bai Yi alone?

But there is only one father, how can the three of them be divided, so the three little lolita looked at each other coldly.

Just when everyone thought they were going to do it, they actually made an extremely genius decision.

That is, the three of them chose Jiang Xiao as their father!

When this idea came out, they themselves had to admire their little genius thinking.

Anyway, the three of them can't win or lose, so why not choose him as their father together?

Xiao Fenmao poked Jiang Xiao's trouser leg and asked cautiously.

"Shinnosuke's father, have you ever had experience raising a baby before? It's hard for us to coax you."

Jiang Xiao tilted his head and thought about it, emm

"No problem, Nini and I often let Masao be our son when we pretend to be a family drunk!"

Who is the real man?

Little lolita don't know who the real guy is, they only know that their dad is the coolest one!

Check out the others.

Haha~

How could he have the temperament of a father in his timid and timid manner?

Masao

Now Jiang Xiao is both Nohara Shinnosuke and Masao.

[If I guess correctly, he is sick again.]

[It’s okay this time. Nohara Shinnosuke at least has some logic, right? Much better than Patrick Star. 】

[I disagree. Although Xiaoxin is cute sometimes, when he gets sick, he is no weaker than Pai Daxing. 】

[Well, although watching "Crayon Shin-chan" is very happy, when Nohara Shinnosuke really becomes your child. 】

Hey~

Anyway, most people can't accept it. Shinnosuke is like a husky, suitable for being raised by others.

Just when everyone was discussing whether Nohara Shinnosuke was more cute or annoying.

A dazzling IP appeared in Longguo's live broadcast room.

【idiot! Serious protest! Jiang Xiao Oni-chan is obviously a citizen of our Sakura Country, but your Dragon Country is committing banditry! ip: Sakura Country. 】

What kind of stuff?

【Nishiuchi! Yes, Nohara Shinnosuke is a citizen of our Sakura Country. I have reason to suspect that Jiang Xiao is a talent who grew up in our Sakura Country! ip: Sakura Country]

this.

What kind of magical brain circuit is this?

[Well, you’re not surprised. Everyone knows the bandit culture of Sakura Country and the thief culture of Kimchi Country. Don’t pay attention to these clowns who like to talk~]

[Hahahahaha, good guys, the more inferior a country is, the more it likes to steal things from other countries. From festival customs to roadside snacks, they want to "steal" them all. 】

[At first I thought they were robbing the festival and the ancients, but I didn’t expect that they would even robbing Jiang Xiao. 】

[Hehehe, this is what people with low self-esteem are like~]

[Jiang Xiao: Damn it, am I a citizen of Sakura Country? 】