I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Damn it!

Labor and management have been having weird talks for so long. When did the chosen one ever get slapped with a big mouth? !

The black mist on the old man's chest quickly spread and directly enveloped Jiang Xiao's body.

[Crayon Shin-chan Effect: Because you are lawless and do not know life and death, weird powers cannot pollute you. . 】

Pollution comes and goes quickly.

Jiang Xiao only felt that his thoughts were completely empty for a moment.

It feels like when you dream about falling into a ditch or missing your foot while walking, and your mind goes blank for a moment.

My mind entered a state of complete emptiness for a moment, and I was unable to perceive anything in the outside world.

Of course, it only took a moment for him to return to normal.

Just as he was recalling the weird feeling just now, the foreigners in the live broadcast room started to scream.

【well! Ha ha ha ha! Jiang Xiaosang's operation is very good! ip: Sakura Country]

【Axi! Well done! Have a good death Smita! ip: Kimchi Country]

【Good! Hahaha, this Jiang Xiao is even more stupid than our Wo Xi Bian Tai! ip: Asan Kingdom]

Well.

The people of the Dragon Kingdom cannot understand.

Wasn't Jiang Xiao just contaminated?

Why are you foreigners so excited?

At this time, the old man who thought he had successfully infected the other party was really grinning.

Haha, you dare to slap me?

The chosen ones who don’t know whether to live or die, fall into the endless abyss...

Seeing the old man's face, Jiang Xiao slapped him again.

'Snapped! ’

A big bloodshot molar flew out of the old man's mouth.

"I'm knocking! Lao Deng, you still dare to show your teeth to me? I think you haven't figured out your position! You'd better shake your brains out and look at me next time!"

Old man:? ? ?

Damn it, what kind of stuff is this?

Why isn't this guy dead? !

The people of the Dragon Kingdom are already used to this.

Jiang Xiao's physical invincibility is already known to everyone in the Dragon Kingdom.

A mere infection?

It’s not a big deal at all!

[God Ginger is still the same God God Ginger, and he deserves a beating! 】

[Well, this tastes just right! What you want is this authentic feeling. 】

And many gringos who saw Jiang Xiao alive and kicking for the first time after being contaminated and slapped him in the face strangely couldn't hold back.

【What? Are you sure? God! What did I just see? ! IP: Philippines】

【Nani? ? ? d: Sakura Country. 】

【Assi! This Chosen One of Dragon Kingdom must be cheating, I want to report Smecta! ip: Kimchi Country]

【? ? ? ? ? ? ip: Asan Kingdom]

[Haha, look at these foreign foreigners who have never seen the world~]

These countries that have little strength and are arrogant are the worst.

On the contrary, some big countries such as the Lighthouse Country and the Bear Country did not react much.

Because they had already received the news and knew that Jiang Xiao from the Dragon Kingdom had a talent similar to "immortality".

Seeing that the old man still looked dissatisfied, Jiang Xiao slapped him directly.

"Old man, don't you accept it?"

Seeing those slaps that slapped him several times, the old man subconsciously shrank his neck.

He is weird, but he is also afraid of pain!

"Are you going to take this medicine or not?"

The old man nodded hurriedly.

If you continue to be stubborn, you may not be able to keep your old teeth today!

Seeing that the opponent was convinced, Jiang Xiao held his waist with one hand and assumed a Superman stance.

"Wahahaha, wowhahahahahaha, I guess I'm wise! Dynamic Superman will always be at odds with evil!"

The sudden change in Jiang Xiao's painting style left the old man speechless for a while.

What's going on with this thing in front of me?

Are you trying to say, "You know what's going on" and "Irreconcilable"?

Compared to Jiang Xiao's violent medication.

The rest of the chosen ones will not be so relaxed.

Everyone’s sons and daughters are different, so their grandparents are also different.

Some people not only seem not to be sick, but even appear to be in high spirits.

Among them, Sakura Kuni Umekawauchi's expression was the most ugly.

At this time, his face was full of confusion, and he looked at the old lady with yellow teeth lying on the bed.

"You are my son, what's wrong with giving medicine mouth to mouth? I'm old and I really can't swallow it."

Umekawa Neku's son Da Zhuang was still making noises from the sidelines.

"Come on, Dad! Didn't you feed me every day before? Why don't you feed me today? Is it possible that you are not my dad?"

Umekawa Naiko was so frightened that she immediately patted her chest to express her complete disgust.

He agreed!

The weird old lady bared her yellow teeth and pouted as she approached Umekawa Uchiku.

"Come on, baby~ We have a deep love for each other as mother and son~ one mouth at a time! mua~~~~"

Sinai! ! !

Fight!

Isn't it just giving medicine mouth to mouth? It doesn't matter.

Besides, mother and son are very common in Sakura Country, so it’s no big deal!

Close your eyes, stretch your head, and defeat him quickly!

[I guess, all the trouble is watching Sakura, it’s really heavy-handed. 】

[Watch the harmful community online? 】

[How disgusting. This old lady must be in her eighties, right? The old folds on the face look rougher than the bark of an old poplar tree. 】

[The tradition of Ashiba Sakura Country is really disgusting. ip: Kimchi Country]

[It’s so annoying that we can’t understand it either. ip: Asan Kingdom]

【Nishiuchi! Others have the right to say that your Asan Kingdom's XP will not even let go of the big lizard, so what right do you have to say that we, the Great Sakura Empire! ip: Sakura Country]

At this time, Umekawa Neku was about to face off.

"Baby, you're so good, mua~~~"

The weird old woman directly hooked his neck and pressed him down.

Ouch, my mother!

The moment they met, Umekawa Naiko even had the urge to commit suicide.

This smell of death, oh shit!

What the weird old lady showed off this morning was the old leek box, right?

Mudd!

It’s a leek box!

Umekawa Neku has already felt the shreds of chives between the old lady's yellow teeth!

"Ugh, vomit, vomit!"

Unable to withstand it, really unable to withstand it, Umekawa Neku retracted his head in disgust and began to fuck uncontrollably.

The weird old lady's face darkened.

"What? Do you dislike me as a mother?"

"When you were still an ignorant baby, didn't I poop and poop you until you grew up?"

"Why didn't I dislike you for burying me in the first place?"

"Now that my health is failing, I need you to help me get some medicine, right?"

"Hey, Mom, I, vomit! That's not what I meant. You vomit, give me time to slow down."

I'll give you some time!

The old lady directly grabbed Umekawa Uchiku's neck and brought him to her lips for a classic domineering kiss (domineering CEO style kiss).

Umekawa Neku swore that for the first time in his life, he knew what the abyss of hell was.

It's like chewing on a piece of dry old bark, and it still smells like old sour leeks.

Ouch, shit

It’s like someone’s pickled soybean paste smells bad!

etc.

Something seems wrong about the taste?

Umekawa Neku licked the shredded chives between the old lady's teeth and tasted it carefully.

Come on!

This damn thing didn't come from this morning. This shredded leek had been fermenting in her mouth for at least three days.

And it’s not a leek box, it’s probably a dumpling stuffed with leek and pork!

Because Umekawa Neku tasted pork.

After a long time.

The old lady was satisfied and rolled up all the medicine in Umekawa Neku's mouth.

Looking at his stunned baby son, the former nodded with satisfaction.

"Yes, it's good. It's just that you need to pay attention to your oral problem. The taste is a bit strong."

My taste is a bit strong?

Sometimes, a light word is the straw that breaks the camel's back.

Umekawa Neku looked around blankly.

The red-faced, yellow-toothed old woman couldn't stop laughing.

The son who was watching the good show with a face full of gloating.

A feeling of being speechless, with only a thousand lines of tears mixed with the feeling of drawing a sword and looking around at a loss.

Let his tears fall uncontrollably from the corners of his eyes.

"Oh, by the way, don't be careless about feeding the medicine. Mom needs you to feed it every day."

Umekawa Neku:? ? ?

At this time, Jiang Xiao had finished feeding the medicine.

What's worth mentioning is that the old man couldn't control himself and glared at Jiang Xiao during the medication.

The result is also conceivable.

The withered old face was suddenly rejuvenated by Jiang Xiao.

Well, it looks bright red anyway.

"Dad, dad, have you finished taking the medicine? Mom is calling you to go down for dinner."

"Dad, I want you to feed me today."

"Humph, childish."

The three little girls tiptoed upstairs to ask Jiang Xiao to come down for dinner.

But he didn't dare to go in, so he stood outside the door and called Jiang Xiao, the fear in his eyes becoming more and more obvious.

"Of course you have taken the medicine! After all, I am a filial piety to our grandpa, right, grandpa?"

The old man originally wanted to file a complaint, but out of the corner of his eye he didn't notice Jiang Xiao's spreading palm.

"Grandpa, you are talking. What do you mean by not talking? Hey, am I abusing you?"

Jiang Xiao shifted his position and put his fist on the old man's vital part.

"Tell me? Isn't it good for me to take care of you?"

Then he warned in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

"If you don't say anything? I'm going to let you taste my Pegasus Meteor Exploding Chicken Fist~"

The god-stepping chicken punch!

"Hmm... um..." The old man who couldn't speak was so frightened that his face turned purple: "Okay, take good care of me! Good! Very good!"

The three little lolita opened their mouths slightly:? ? ? ?