I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Dad, play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with me!"

Shi Shi's face was filled with excitement and anticipation. She could finally have some fun without her mother's interference.

Jiang Xiao finally figured out that Shi Shi liked to play boys' games the most.

Contra, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Twin Dragons are all played thiefly.

two hours later

The three little ones were all lazily nestled in the sofa.

The already red Western sun in the evening just shone into the living room, making the faces of the three cute little girls blush.

"What? Are you tired of playing?"

Jiang Xiao kept fiddling with the braid on Mu Xitang's back with her fingers.

The three 'e-sports girls' lost all their previous high spirits, and they all looked tired.

"If I don't take it anymore, my fingers will be blistered."

"Well, I want dad to tell me a story."

"Shi Shi wants to read the cartoon of Chubby Zaemon drawn by dad!"

Suddenly, Jiang Xiao had a flash of inspiration!

"By the way, how about we play a cooking game?"

Cooking game?

Although they were very tired, the three of them were still full of interest in this game.

"Is it Jiajiajiu?"

"The most authentic family wine! How about we secretly go to the kitchen and cook dinner? Mom will have nothing to cook at night!"

Making it impossible for mom to cook?

What a great idea!

"Shi Shi, you go wash a cabbage. Xitang, you are responsible for washing some rice. We will eat rice in the evening."

"What about me? What should I do?"

Bai Yi, who was not assigned the task, was still unhappy.

"Xiaoyi, just go and pick the celery, okay?"

"I can! I'll choose the dishes!"

"Ouch! Shi Shi! Who told you to hold the knife! What? You still want to cut it? Don't move, just leave it to me! I'll do the cutting!"

"Xitang! Don't use detergent when washing rice! Rinse it twice, no, four times! Be sure to rinse it thoroughly!"

"Bai Yi! Why did you leave the celery leaves and lose all the roots?!!"

"Dad, I want to eat pancakes"

"Okay, let's order some noodles first."

At this time, Sun Wei was on the stairs listening to the ping-ping-pong-pong in the kitchen and couldn't help but frown.

These four don't look like cooking ingredients. They won't ruin their kitchen, right?

Then she didn't know what she thought of, and a smile appeared on the corner of Sun Wei's mouth.

"Hey, forget it, forget it, let them do whatever they want, I'll go to Mother Li's house to buy some cold dishes~"

Except for the old man who can't take care of himself.

Jiang Xiao's family sat neatly at the dinner table.

The corners of Sun Wei's mouth, which had always been serious, were twitching constantly.

It was obvious that she was trying not to laugh.

"Mom, how about it! You can have a day off tonight without cooking!"

The three little lolita, including Jiang Xiao, all looked proud and began to crazily claim credit.

"Well, I know your intentions are good, but it won't be good once you set off!"

Sun Wei sighed, she would have to help them take a bath later.

But she couldn't help but laugh when she saw their disgraced looks.

There were flour and water stains on his face, head, and clothes.

That’s all, I’m still letting go of silly fun one by one~

And Jiang Xiao’s knife skills are really hard to compliment.

Is this hot and sour shredded cabbage or cabbage cubes?

Sun Wei wanted to smoke her CPU and couldn't figure out how Jiang Xiao cut the cabbage like this?

Well, it’s not that I can’t tolerate this, I can eat it anyway.

"what is this?"

Sun Wei pointed at a plate of vegetables with a puzzled look on her face. It looked like potatoes.

But why does it look messy?

"This is fried potato shreds, fried potato cubes, and fried potato slices!"

Sun Wei nodded in realization.

"Oh, it turns out to be fried potatoes with shredded potatoes."

∑(O_O;)Nani?

"Holy shreds of fried potatoes and fried potato cubes!"

Speaking of this, the pride on Jiang Xiao's face could no longer be concealed.

"Aiyou, Shi Shi wants to eat shredded potatoes, Bai Yi wants to eat potato chunks, and Mu Xitang wants to eat potato chips, how about it? I satisfied all the requirements of the three of them with one dish!"

"Husband, how did your smart head come up with this wonderful idea?"

Jiang Xiao's face turned red, and he said in a tone that was three parts shy, one part asking for credit, and one part proud.

"Goose Box, actually, it's just a sudden inspiration, it's no big deal."

Sun Wei's face was full of black question marks. Do you really think I'm complimenting you?

In addition to these two dishes, Jiang Xiao also made fried beef with celery.

The presentation of this dish is okay.

"Mom, mom! Take a bite~"

"We made it with our own hands~"

"This is the only one, there is no semicolon."

Seeing the expectant looks in her three precious daughters' eyes, Sun Wei took a deep breath and tentatively picked up a piece of cabbage.

She was already prepared. No matter how unpalatable it was, she would try not to spit it out in the first bite.

Put the chopsticks into your mouth

Um?

Somewhat unexpected!

Although it's not particularly delicious, it's not unpalatable either. It just tastes like home-cooked food.

"Then, yes, I didn't realize you still have such skills?"

"That's right, don't look at who I learned it from!"

"Who did you learn it from?" x4.

"The mistress in the Qingshan Mental Hospital in Xuanwu District, Nanjiang City, Suzhou Province!"

Four people:? ? ? ? ?

The three little lolita didn't react at all, but they were just curious about why their father wanted to learn cooking in a mental hospital.

But Sun Wei understood something.

No wonder this guy is not only not afraid of us, but also acts out of tune every day.

It turns out there must be a reason for wearing leather pants over cotton pants!

It’s hard to guess what weird things are going on in a mentally ill person’s mind.

Sun Wei thought that she was physically ill at most, but Jiang Xiao was simply mentally ill!

Sighing in her heart, she did not tell Shi Shi that her father was mentally ill.

What the hell, what about mental illness?

Who in this world has no brain disease?

In other words, how can you be sure that you are not mentally ill?

If you think you are not sick, you can go to a mental hospital to take a test and see the results~

Sun Wei thought clearly.

As long as the daughters like this dad, that's fine!

"No, I'll also buy some cold dishes this afternoon, including vegetarian pickles and pork head meat."

"Year! I love my mother the most!"

Seeing so many delicious foods, Shinnosuke, who had been pretending to be dead, jumped out.

"Wow hahahaha, big-ass Obasan is pretty good at it. Pour me a glass of wine~"

'clang! ’

Sun Wei picked up the spoon on the side and hit Jiang Xiao on the head.

"speak nicely!"

"Hmm~ I don't want to eat green peppers. Can you pick out the green peppers from the potatoes?"

"No! You are a father, you cannot take the lead in making bad habits of picky eaters!"

"Then after I finish eating Green Pepper, can you show me Tomosaka Rie's sexy photo album, Goose Box~"

'clang! ’

After two heavy blows with the spoon, Jiang Xiao finally calmed down.

Sun Wei was a little depressed. Why did she suddenly feel like she had raised four children?

"Sun Wei! Is Sun Wei at home? I have something to do with you!"

Hearing this voice, Sun Wei's face darkened.

The three little ones also shrank their necks together, as if they were afraid of the owner of the voice outside.

"Honey, are you Bai Su's guest outside?"

"You want to say 'uninvited guest', right?"

"Sun Wei!! Are you at home? If you don't come out, I will go in!"

Sun Wei stood up with a cold face and planned to go out.

This meal was the happiest meal she had had in recent years, and she didn't want to be disturbed!

No one can!

"You guys go back to the house, and I, the righteous dynamic superman, will go with my mother to see what's going on outside."

Under the admiring eyes of the three little lolita, Jiang Xiao strode out of the living room with Sun Wei.

The person who kept shouting outside was a fat aunt with a lot of disgusting sores on her face.

After seeing Sun Wei come out, the rich woman grinned and started to sneer.

"Sun Wei, should you pay back the debt you owe my family?"

"Wang Mei, I don't want to argue with you today. Please leave."

'Snapped! ’

Unexpectedly, the plump aunt was so fast, and she gave Sun Wei a big mouth!

The momentum is strong!

Blood overflowed from the corners of the latter's mouth.

"Bitch! If it weren't for you, my man would have died?!"

Sun Wei's body began to tremble, but she tried her best to suppress her anger.

Don't be angry. Don't be angry.

If a fight started, I and my three children together wouldn't be enough to torture this fat woman.

"Wang Mei, it was your man who peeped at me bathing and fell from the tree. Out of humanitarianism, I have sent many things to your house over the years, right?"

"Bitch, shut up! I need you to make it up to me permanently!"

'Snapped! ’

Another slap hit Sun Wei on the left side of her face, but as a mother, she could only endure it now.

This fat woman's fighting ability is really abnormal. You can't go head-to-head with her.

But Sun Wei didn't notice that Jiang Xiao's face turned dark.

"The pockmarked face is a fat old monster! Look at my dynamic light waves!!"