I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Are there weird rules and punishment mechanisms?

Just when everyone thought Sakura Country was going to be banned or something, the punishment came.

[The strangeness will come in 120 seconds, descending on the city——, wreaking havoc for 24 hours. 】

Sakura Country:? ? ?

Olechet!

Nothing wrong?

I just complained about the unfairness of ghost talk in the barrage. As for the strangeness coming?

Shenhu is an important city among the three major metropolitan areas of Sakura Country.

This time, the people of Sakura Country were hit hard by their bad words.

But now Sakura Country is dissatisfied and dare not force Lai Lai in the live broadcast room.

Prime Minister Sakura even dropped more than 80 cups in one night.

I cursed in the conference room all night long, saying, "Baga, Baga, die, die, die!"

Your grandma, who would have thought that you would be punished for talking about monsters on the keyboard?

And many people from the Dragon Kingdom who immigrated to the Sakura Kingdom from the Lighthouse Kingdom are now in Shenhu.

Their faces looked like they had eaten shit.

It's only been a few days since we got together, and it's about to happen? !

To celebrate, ah no, to mourn.

The Dragon Kingdom deployed more than 3,000 drones to spell out a smiley face emoticon over the waters of the Sakura Kingdom.

Countless anti-aircraft guns were used to set off fireworks against the sea of ​​cherry blossoms.

Trying to use superficial happiness to cover up the deep sadness in his heart.

The atmosphere is immediately full.

Regarding this behavior of Dragon Kingdom, Sakura Kingdom expressed strong protest and dissatisfaction internationally!

But Long Guo ignored them.

I just used a drone to reply to a series of flower emoticons over the sea of ​​cherry blossoms to express my condolences.

At this time, Jiang Xiao had already returned to the room to sleep with Sun Wei.

"You go and sleep over there!"

Sun Wei kicked Jiang Xiaoxuan to the end of the bed.

"Well, honey, do you really not want to see elephants?"

"Go away! If you don't look at it, don't take it out to disgust me!"

Obviously, although Sun Wei has some affection for Jiang Xiao, that's all.

If you want to go further, I can only say that the road is long and long~

"Honey, does that old man need to take medicine tomorrow?"

Jiang Xiao, who couldn't sleep, couldn't help but ask questions.

He felt something was wrong with this old man.

According to seniority, he should be Shi Shi's grandfather.

But the whole family seemed to hate him very much.

In response to Jiang Xiao's question, Sun Wei snorted coldly.

"The old man is not a good person. I hate him."

Sun Wei did not finish her rebellious words.

But Jiang Xiao already understood what she meant.

After all, this old man wants to kill his "son" as soon as they meet him. How can he be a good person?

Seeing that Jiang Xiao was silent, Sun Wei mentioned the old man's past again.

"Before he lay on the bed, Shi Shi and the others were humiliated and beaten by him. Now they are trembling in fear when they see the old man."

Jiang Xiao nodded. He had noticed it when Shi Shi and the others came to call him downstairs for dinner in the morning.

It is said that we are close to each other, and generally speaking, grandparents love their grandchildren the most.

Shi Shisanxiao only had an obvious fear of the old man.

"Forget it, he can't move now anyway, no matter what."

Sun Wei turned sideways. Although she didn't share a pillow, she wasn't used to sleeping directly in front of a man.

‘Pah~’

Jiang Xiao, who didn't know what he meant, obviously didn't know what the other party meant, so he directly put his leg on Sun Wei's body.

The latter's body immediately stiffened.

"Take it down!"

"Nao Po, you are so soft~"

"Hmph, if you move around again, I will eat you!"

There was no sense of threat in what he said.

In fact, Sun Wei is quite good-looking, especially the way she smells.

It smells like grass mixed with lavender. The smell makes people feel sleepy.

Um?

Just when Jiang Xiao was about to fall asleep.

Suddenly I heard bursts of sobbing and crying.

intermittent.

The person crying seemed to be deliberately suppressing his voice.

Hearing the noise, it should be coming from his daughter's room.

"Wife? Wife?"

After shouting twice, Sun Wei seemed to have fallen asleep and had no intention of getting up.

Jiang Xiao got up and turned on the bedside lamp, wanting to see what was going on over there with her little cotton-padded jacket.

[Rule 5: Don’t pay attention to any noise coming from your child’s room at night]

[Jiang Xiao is breaking the rules again. 】

【rule? Sorry, Jiang Xiao's rules are rules! 】

[God Jiang is always right, please put away your doubts! 】

The people of Dragon Kingdom now have blind confidence in Jiang Xiao.

[Hey, hey, everyone, go check out Lighthouse Country’s live broadcast room, there’s something good to watch! 】

At this time, Made, the chosen one of the Lighthouse Kingdom, was pushed up by his wife.

"Husband, did you hear anything? Husband?"

Mud couldn't be said to be motionless, at least it could be said to be snoring like thunder.

You want to say he fell asleep?

Sorry, he is soberer than anyone else right now.

Those who are sober even admire their own genius thinking!

In fact, Mader had already heard their daughter's cry.

But when he thought of rule five, he immediately chose to continue lying in bed and pretending to be dead.

No, his wife is trying to wake him up now.

Haha~

Just scream, scream, I won't even try to break your throat today.

【oh! Mechanical Made, this hand is perfect for pretending to sleep! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Yes, that's right! The rules only allow the chosen one to meet all the requirements of the child, but they do not say that they must meet all the requirements of the wife. This wave of ostrich tactics is undoubtedly the most correct choice. ip: Lighthouse Country]

[But, is it really that simple? IP: Lighthouse Country]

"Husband? Husband, please wake up. Our daughter seems to be crying?"

After the woman pushed a few times and found that her husband was still motionless, she couldn't help but slap her.

Danmaku's reasoning is correct.

According to the rules, Mud's wife really couldn't order him.

So she did not hesitate to draw the bow left and right.

The "slap, bang, bang, bang" was slapped at least a dozen times in a row!

Simply arranged a physical wake-up service for Mader!

The strange hands are quite strong.

It can be clearly seen through the live broadcast room screen.

Two of Mad's big molars were knocked out, and blood was drawn all over his face.

Even though he was beaten like this, Mader still had no intention of opening his eyes.

The woman was also confused. She conservatively estimated that she had sucked no less than thirty dicks just now. How could this guy sleep so hard?

Unfortunately, since she couldn't wake her up, Mader's wife had no choice but to give up.

When the woman lay back on the bed, Mad's expression changed.

First, I couldn't hold back two lines of clear tears, and soaked the pillow directly.

Even his face was throbbing uncontrollably with pain, and those who didn't know thought he had Parkinson's disease.

He really broke his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach just now!

(Benefit) “Woo~”

Unable to hold it back, Madd whimpered twice.

When my wife heard the news, she immediately started doing it again.

At the same time, he looked at Mud with a suspicious look on his face, "Good boy, are you pretending to be asleep to fool me?"

"Husband? Are you really not awake?"

Mader quickly covered up the expression on his face and resumed his snoring state.

Little did he know that the tear stains on the pillow had betrayed him.

The woman sighed and put her hand on Mader's face.

"Honey, I remember you have more than a dozen cavities, right? How about I pull them out while you are asleep tonight?"

A dozen? ! !

Mad's tiger body shook!

I don’t know how many teeth there are in the laborer’s mouth. If you open your mouth, you have to pull out half of them?

"Wait, I'll get the vise."

My wife patted Mad's swollen face and pretended to stand up. It was obvious that she was serious about pulling him out.

Damn it!

Does she really want to come?

Mud jumped up from the bed with a sudden jerk, and his face was full of doubts.

"Eh? Nao Po, you haven't broken it yet. Hey, why does my pouty face hurt so much? Nao Po, what do you think? Just now I was so confused that someone was twitching with a big mouth."

Well, maybe it was because the face was swollen, which caused some slurred speech.

Mader's wife is also a real actress, and there is no flaw in her answers.

"Oh, you just fell off the bed. No, you lost two molars. By the way, Xiaoting has been crying. Go and take a look."

"Oh? Is it true or false? There's also the matter of chicken breeding. I have to knock her in the nest."

Mud looked serious and complained about why his wife and daughter didn't wake him up earlier when they were crying so much.

no

Are you two so smooth in answering questions?

As long as the two of them are not embarrassed, the people in the live broadcast room of Lighthouse Country will be the ones who are embarrassed.

[Oh, I owe you gold! 】

[Good guys, both of them are thousand-year-old foxes~]