I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Jiang Xiao smiled knowingly.

Unexpectedly, Shi Shi, who is usually the most arrogant, cried so delicately.

Shi Shi, on the other hand, jumped up and hung on his father's neck, refusing to come down.

"Wow! Dad, I just had a nightmare. I dreamed that Dad didn't want to give poems anymore, wuwuwu."

"It's okay, it's okay. If Shi Shi doesn't cry, how could I not want Shi Shi?"

Seeing that even after being comforted for a while, she didn't get better.

Until Jiang Xiao showed his trump card!

"Em, don't cry, I will teach you the ultimate secret of Contra + 30 lives tomorrow!"

"Well!"

Shi Shi's eyes widened upon hearing this.

It seems that he can't believe that his father would teach him such a powerful thing directly!

"real?"

"of course it's true!"

Shi Shi was ecstatic, but as if she thought of something, her face immediately fell down again.

"Then you can only tell Shi Shi to one person, okay?"

As Xiao Shishi spoke, she pulled Jiang Xiao's trouser legs and acted coquettishly.

Jiang Xiao was a little speechless, why did the aloof Shi Shi become so soft and cute?

"But Bai Yi and Mu Xitang next door seem to be crying too?"

Originally, Jiang Xiao was planning to take out the Contra secret book and coax the other two in the same way.

If Shi Shi is promised not to tell others, how can the other two coax him?

Of course, he was not afraid of what Bai Yi and Mu Xitang would do to him.

Mainly because it was late at night and I was too lazy to spend too much time coaxing two crying children.

This scene of Jiang Xiao's tangled face made many people from the Lighthouse country who peeked at the screen have happy smiles on their faces.

【My Maria! Others only need to coax one, but the unlucky guy from the Dragon Kingdom has to coax three. This is really great! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Sour Radish Tourmaline! He deserves it! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Yo Xi! Let your Dragon Kingdom be arrogant, and leave the damn mourning activities to yourselves! ip: Sakura Country]

The people of the Dragon Kingdom don't understand, aren't they just trying to coax the three of them?

Is this difficult for Jiang Xiao?

These foreigners look like newcomers at first glance, and they don’t know Jiang Xiao’s status in the minds of these children.

[Haha, I just like to see these foreigners who have never seen the world~ip: Longguo]

But Shi Shi's next words made the smiles on the faces of those foreigners stiffen.

"It's okay, dad, I can just go and coax Xiaoyi and Xitang."

Shi Shi's eyes were full of cunning~

As long as she can keep Bai Yi and Mu Xitang from crying.

Then you can devour your father's ultimate secret book of Contra!

Hehehe, no matter how you think about it, you are really a clever little guy!

Jiang Xiao was stunned. With this kind of operation, is this a different kind of "substitute fighting"?

The foreigners staying in the Longguo live broadcast room were also stunned.

【What? Does the Dragon Kingdom still have this kind of operation? ip: Lighthouse Country]

[Damn yellow-skinned monkeys, you Dragon Kingdom Chosen Ones are cheating! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Fake squid! This little lolita in black dress is sure that the weird rules are definitely a loophole in the program! I doubt it's fair! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Tourmaline! There must be a behind-the-scenes operation! ip: Lighthouse Country]

The speeches of many people from the Lighthouse country made Rule Strange Talk once again issue a warning.

[Ding, weird rules talk is always fair and impartial. If you make similar comments again, something weird will happen! 】

Only then did those arrogant and arrogant Lighthouse people shut up.

After all, they don’t want to become the second Sakura Country.

But I still feel dissatisfied!

Why doesn't this little loli scare the Chosen One from the Dragon Kingdom?

If that damn Xiaoting hadn't scared Mad just now, their Lighthouse Country wouldn't have failed the challenge!

Seeing how well-behaved his daughter was, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but touch her head.

"Okay, it would be best if Shi Shi can keep Xiaoyi and the others from crying. I will take you to buy candies tomorrow~"

"Uh-huh!"

Shi Shi quickly nodded in agreement, fearing that Jiang Xiao would regret it.

After comforting Shi Shi a few more words to ensure that she could complete the task, Jiang Xiao turned around and planned to leave.

"dad!"

A ‘click’ sound~

Shi Shi grabbed Jiang Xiao's trouser leg as he was about to leave.

"Dad, please wait a moment, I have another question to ask you, otherwise I won't be able to sleep."

Jiang Xiao turned around and met Shi Shi's smiling eyes.

【That's it! This is the script arranged by God! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Olechet! right! So right! The rules ghost talk is indeed the fairest existence! ip: Lighthouse Country]

[The little babe in black dress is a fucking daddy! Please tear your big mouth apart, and then take out Jiang Xiao's heart! ip: Lighthouse Country]

[Yo Xi, it’s best to make Jiang Xiao’s heart into sashimi and eat it in front of him. ip: Sakura Country]

[Uh, I should say it or not, but you little Sakura is just being perverted~ip: Dragon Kingdom]

As for worrying about Jiang Xiao's safety?

how to say.

Anyway, the people of the Dragon Kingdom had never seen a look of fear on Jiang Xiao's face.

Even Wang Ju, who had always been cautious, didn't take it seriously.

He saw it with his own eyes when Jiang Xiao trimmed Bai Liu's hair.

Do you expect a psychopath like him to show fear?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Shi Shi tilted his head and looked at Jiang Xiao mischievously.

"Dad, aren't you afraid of me?"

"Why should I be afraid of you?"

After living in a mental hospital for more than ten years, what kind of people has he not seen?

It is no exaggeration to say that Jiang Xiao has never been afraid of anything!

"Really? Dad, what if, what if Shi Shi becomes another person?"

Shi Shi's voice turned gloomy.

"Oh? You mean if you change your appearance, I will be afraid of you?"

Jiang Xiao is still dissatisfied. Only daughters are afraid of labor and management. There is no reason why labor and management should be afraid of daughters!

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao's voice also turned cold.

"Haha, Shi Shi, are you trying to scare dad?"

"Humph, let me ask you if you are afraid of me!"

Shi Shi puffed up his face, as if he was about to get angry.

It's so damn good that Jiang Xiao's obsessive-compulsive disorder directly makes his desire to win at this moment unprecedentedly strong!

I saw him open the door directly and put his arm beside the door.

"Afraid of you? I also want to ask you if you are afraid of me!"

Seeing her father competing with her, Shi Shi also showed off her cards and stopped pretending~

"Daddy, let me ask you if you are afraid of me!"

There was a ‘pop’ sound!

Two furry animal ears sprouted from the silver hair on top of Shi Shi's head.

Then she bared her cute little tiger teeth at Jiang Xiao in a "provocative" manner and threatened.

Shi Shi (ε): "Dad, how are you? Shi Shi looks so fierce!"

this.

Jiang Xiao was stunned.

The live broadcast room was also confused.

After being stunned for a long time, the Long Kingdom audience, who were mentally prepared, reacted first.

[I stepped on the horse and was fucked into silence! 】

[Oh my god, I never dreamed that after Shi Shi's strange transformation, she would become a beast-eared girl. 】

[Trying to grow animal ears to scare Jiang Xiao? Do you want to make Jiang Shen cute to death? ? 】

[Excuse me, where can I get such a cute girl with animal ears? Rules weird talk about unified distribution or what? 】

[Voice: BaLiu~BaLiu~BaLiu~ (crazy licking of the screen)]

[Stop licking the guy upstairs, I’ll tell you that you’re a seasoned dog licker just by your noises. 】

[Indeed, when Feiyangyang comes, he has to hand him cigarettes. 】

The people of Longguo were just a little silent and envious after being fucked.

The people from the lighthouse country who rode on horses directly broke through the defense!

As the saying goes, there is no harm without contrast.

[Wonima? Ma De's daughter turned into a tear-mouth monster, and Jiang Xiao's daughter turned into a silver-haired beast-eared girl? ip: Lighthouse Country]

【idiot! Sinai! ! Although I don’t understand the principle of riding a horse, I absolutely cannot accept it! ip: Sakura Country]

【Gift crab! As long as the daughter is replaced by Mader, she will not be eliminated! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【oh! Guys are anxious, it seems it's not over yet, look at this little loli's new move! ip: Lighthouse Country]

Seeing that Jiang Xiao was not afraid at all, he even touched his ears.

Shi Shi felt that her dignity as a strange creature had been greatly challenged!

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I couldn't help but think about it in my heart.

Although I had no intention of eating my father.

But he can't ignore my cruel appearance like this, right?