I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk
Chapter 4 Who is mentally ill?
After Wang Xiaoai took the medicine, she obediently returned the rest to Jiang Xiao.
The latter unscrewed the bottle cap without hesitation, and released the rest of the medicine!
Wang Xiaoai:? ? ? ?
"Wait! Wait a minute, Doctor Patrick, you've finished taking the medicine, what should I take next?"
Jiang Xiao innocently spread his hands and planned to leave the ward.
(~`) "Sorry Sandy, if you want to take medicine, you should ask the doctor. Why are you asking me Patrick?"
Wang Xiaoai:? ? ? ?
"Please wait! Didn't you just say that you are Dr. Patrick Star?"
"Yes, but I don't want to be a doctor now. I want to eat delicious Krabby Patties."
what? ! !
Wait, wait, it’s a bit messy
Wang Xiaoai rubbed her hair feebly, trying to clarify the doctor's thoughts in front of her. Her mood was a little unstable.
[My mother, I directly made Wang Xiaoai’s CPU smoke]
[Wang Xiaoai: This is the first time I see this kind of doctor. Which one of us is mentally ill? 】
[Hahahahaha, Jiang Xiao’s condition seems to be more serious, making Wang Xiaoai lose her confidence]
【not good! Wang Xiaoai is going to change! ! 】
[It should be that Rule 2 was violated: Jiang Xiao angered the psychopath.]
[But Jiang Xiao didn’t seem to anger her? 】
[Well, emotional breakdown should also be considered a type of anger. 】
"ah!!!"
As a sharp roar came from Wang Xiaoai's mouth, her body completely changed.
First his eyes became red, and then the skin all over his body turned black and dripped with mucus.
The limbs strangely became twice as long as before, and the pale nails popped out 50 centimeters.
And there was a disgusting smell all over his body.
The strange Wang Xiaoai's throat made a strange sound and slowly crawled toward Jiang Xiao.
"Grrrrrr. Medicine! Give me the medicine!!!"
Facing the terrifying Wang Xiaoai, Jiang Xiao was not afraid at all and was in a joking mood.
"Oh, Sandy, you are as bad as a stinky mandarin fish that has been rotten for half a year."
The alienated Wang Xiaoai should still have some consciousness, but her whole body was trembling with anger at Jiang Xiao's words.
"Kekekeke...keke, you will die if you die...keke"
Relying on her extremely slender limbs, Wang Xiaoai is very capable of jumping and jumps high into the sky.
With a "bang", Jiang Xiao fell down, unable to struggle.
Her weird limbs were like surgical forceps, piercing into Jiang Xiao's body and stirring.
Black and red blood spread under Jiang Xiao like a stream.
Just being like this didn't seem to make Wang Xiaoai feel angry. The limbs she had inserted into Jiang Xiao's body began to stretch and become stronger.
[She is planning to cut Jiang Xiao into pieces! 】
【Fuck! Is your wife too perverted? ! 】
[Uh, why do I think Wang Xiaoai is sexier now? I think I can. 】
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[Brothers on the third floor, you can be rude, but don’t be perverted! 】
[As a pervert, I think the third floor is too perverted. 】
Many timid people have closed their eyes, but most people can still accept it.
There have been strange invasions not once or twice, and many people's psychological endurance has been trained long ago.
歘!
No accidents or miracles happened. Starting from the navel as the center point, Jiang Xiao was divided into four!
A large amount of blood spattered directly to the ceiling.
[Hey, it’s over, everyone, get ready for the invasion of Kaitan. 】
[In fact, it’s not his fault. Mental illness, what else can I do? 】
The people of the Dragon Kingdom also understood and did not insult Jiang Xiao too much. What else could you ask for from a mentally ill person?
And all the beautiful foreign dogs squatting in the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room are waiting for this moment!
[Hahahaha, Dr. Wobuju is already communicating with the second psychopath, Long Guo, what's wrong with you? 】
[Your yellow soil is destined not to cultivate high-IQ talents. 】
[Only the land of Europe and America is the best, and only white skin is the noblest! 】
[Hahaha, if you continue to lose like this, your Dragon Country will be dead, hee hee, but you poor people won’t have a chance to be here with the father of the Lighthouse Country~]
[Shimei foreign dog, do you still remember the skin color of your parents? Do you still remember the place where your ancestors were born for generations? What kind of skin do you have? Before you curse someone, first check whether you are mean or not! 】
[Forget it, don’t argue with these dogs, let’s get ready.]
Longguo's senior officials had already prepared for the worst.
In short, there are some mysterious people appearing everywhere.
Because ghost stories randomly come to a certain city, the top leaders of the Dragon Kingdom can only cast a wide net.
Even if these arrangements do not have much effect on the overall situation. The invaded city is destined to be destroyed.
But, even if it can play a small role, it will be fine!
Only one can be saved. The rest can only be left to fate.
[I know the ending clearly, but I still can’t help but wait stupidly in the live broadcast room. I don’t know what I’m waiting for. Is it a miracle? 】
[Miracle Hair has been cut into pieces, do you still expect him to be resurrected? 】
[Hey, it’s strange, it’s been so long, why hasn’t Guitan announced the failure of Dragon Kingdom’s challenge? 】
Under normal circumstances, the moment the Chosen One dies, a black screen will pop up on the live broadcast screen with the message "Game Failed" popping up.
[Miracle. Miracle? Damn it! Miracle! ! ! ! 】
Countless people stared in the live broadcast room dumbfounded.
Jiang Xiao, who had been cut into pieces, slowly stood up.
It’s not just one piece that stands up, but all four parts of the body stand up.
Finally, it slowly condensed into four complete Jiang Xiaos!
This scene stunned everyone.
【Fuck! Damn it! ! ! But I am uneducated, so I can take over the world with just one sentence! 】
【Is this a miracle? ! 】
【The miracle of fart! This must be a fucking talent, right? 】
[What talent? immortal? ! ! Is this a sssss level? 】
[Who knows, the highest talent now is the reasoning of Wo Buju in Lighthouse Country, which is only S level]
[Well, I have watched the nine collections of SpongeBob SquarePants. Isn’t it normal that Patrick cannot be killed? Totally reasonable, why are you all so weird? 】
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[Brother, who is weird? 】
[Brother, what you said makes me suspect that you and Jiang Xiao are patients in the same hospital]
The senior officials of Dragon Kingdom were instantly excited. What kind of incredible talent is this?
"Quick! Contact the mental hospital in Jiangsu Province and be sure to protect Jiang Xiao! We gather the troops and set off now!"
Such a powerful talent is at least a SS base, and it deserves to be protected with all the strength of the country!
Wang Xiaoai, who returned to her normal state after killing people, was also stunned.
d(д)What’s going on?
Is this idiot alive again?
What should I do now?
Wang Xiaoai had no experience in dealing with this before.
The four Jiang Xiaos all gathered around her hospital bed with dark faces.
"Sandy! You just hurt me, you have to say sorry to me!"
"Sandy, how could you treat your good friend Patrick like this? As an apology, you have to ask Squidward to go to the jellyfish field with me to catch jellyfish!"
"Sandy, I don't want to catch jellyfish. Sandy, you have to treat me to a delicious Krabby Patty to apologize. I want the double-layer patty."
"Sandy, do you know where my best friend Spongebob is? I miss him."
"Sandy..Sandy"
"Sandy Sandy. Sandy Sandy"
Wang Xiaoai covered her ears in pain. She felt like all she could think about was Sandy.
"Ahhh! Patrick, I'm going to kill you Patrick!!"
In full view of everyone, Wang Xiaoai changed again.
This time she used faster and more cruel methods to cut Jiang Xiao into pieces again!
Then she returned to her normal state, returned to the hospital bed, curled up tightly, and covered herself with a quilt.
Wang Xiaoai nervously looked out through the gaps in the quilt at Jiang Xiao, who had been dismembered into pieces by her.
She couldn't stand it anymore and had a little breakdown.
She is really afraid that this neurotic doctor will come back to life again.
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