I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

"Then why can you convince Niu Jie? He is not an easy person to deal with."

Sun Wei still looked unbelieving.

What is the use of examining an elephant?

Maybe Jiang Xiao had already cleaned it in the basement and brought it up?

"Oh, I just taught him some tricks?"

Tips?

What "little" tricks can make a top old pervert act like a good buddy?

Jiang Xiao looked at the people in front of him

Each and every one of them has a distinct personality.

This strange story is difficult to say, but easy to say.

As long as you can resist a few waves of strange invasions without dying, and then do what they want to increase your favorability, everything that follows will seem very simple.

Um.

so easy~

In fact, it’s not because the rules are too weak.

It is true that Jiang Xiao is too weird.

After all, he can withstand so many weird things and not die, he is really a scorpion. He is the only one!

can only say.

Guitan tried his best, but he couldn't win this battle.

There are seven weird ones, four against five scum.

Loli didn't fight, Kuku called daddy.

Grandpa is even more of a loser, Jiang Xiao kills him with one hand.

The remaining three were all defeated in tough battles.

One fell in love with him, and the other was tortured and killed.

The last pervert is to be his big brother?

Look at Jiang Xiao again, his eyes are so blind from crying!

I was beaten three or four times, but I still laughed.

Because he is the protagonist, his health is unlimited.

Not to mention that it can regenerate, white willow is even better.

The ancestor of the Dragon Kingdom, Jiang Shen is invincible!

Are you saying that a copy is not enough? Are you ready? !

"Honey, let me ask you something, what is in the small room upstairs?"

Sun Wei's expression changed.

"You are not allowed to inquire! You are not allowed to go up either!"

Cut~

If you can't say it, then I won't, but I insist on it!

"Husband, go to Li Er's house at the east end of the village and buy a fish. Xitang and Bai Yi were clamoring for pickled fish last night."

"good."

The traffic in Longguo’s live broadcast room has reached a peak.

Attracting 80% of the world’s people to come and observe and learn.

They didn't even think of it themselves.

One day I actually need to study like a mental patient?

But what if I see it?

Can they replicate Jiang Xiao's operations?

It has no effect at all, and there are very few things that can be learned from this strange story.

Unless you can resist your wife's gauze and find a way to make her fall in love with you.

Let’s not talk about whether he can withstand the beating.

The main reason is that 90% of the chosen ones get trembling when they see the wife in the ghost story.

What else is there to talk about whether you love or not?

Half of the remaining 20% ​​of traffic poured into Sakura's live broadcast room.

Umekawa Neku, who was lying in the field, took it easy for a long time and finally regained consciousness.

Then he started crying with runny nose and tears.

He didn't hold his buttocks and limped home until he had completely wiped away his tears.

Although it’s scary at home too.

But who knows what you will encounter if you spend the night in the wild with strange rules?

In the past, some arrogant chosen ones also tried to escape the boundaries of the rules.

But without exception, all challenges failed.

At this time, Kameda Sadwei and Komura Jiro could not leave.

Wang Ju led a group of people to block him.

The former had a sneer on his face.

"You? What do you mean? I am a good citizen!"

"It doesn't matter to me whether you're old or not. Don't act like a big ass here and finish what you promised me!"

"Wang Ju, please let Kameda-kun and I go back. How can we make a statement if we don't go back? The process is very cumbersome."

"hiss"

Wang Ju thought to himself that this was also the case.

"Okay, then Jiro Komura can go back, Kameda stays, and let your council members apologize quickly, otherwise I don't mind breaking up the vote!"

Kameda Sadwei's relaxed expression turned petrified again.

You actually want to keep me? !

idiot!

He is indeed a cunning and insidious man from the Dragon Kingdom!

This operation made Kameda Sadwei, who originally wanted to cheat and refuse to admit his guilt, look ashen.

"Uh, Wang Ju, you can't keep Kameda in this way, regardless of the facts."

"Let's put aside the facts. Shall I play cotton with you? Even if you say nothing, you can stay too!"

Wang Bureau’s domineering group!

In the end, Kameda Sadao collapsed on the ground like a dead dog.

Komura Jiro also got on the plane they came over with his tail between his legs.

Wang Ju looked at the embarrassed figures of the two men with a disdainful expression.

It’s just that people from small places like to listen to minor tunes.

The same goes for being a human being, there is no atmosphere at all.

Their national culture is a scoundrel!

The whole world knows this!

Jiro Komura breathed a sigh of relief after getting on the plane.

Forget it, just give in.

No matter what, Kameda can't do it.

It's so embarrassing that Sakura's face is like a shoe mat.

Long Guo really has the confidence to fight!

But if you think about it carefully, it’s not a bad thing.

This is a world of strange rules.

It's not a big deal to apologize. Anyway, Umekawa Neku, the chosen one with S-level talent, was indeed saved by Jiang Xiao.

From now on, Sakura will have two generals, Nako Yukibai and Umekawa Uchiku!

It is not a dream to reach the top of the world's superpowers in time!

At this time, the senior officials of Sakura Country were editing information for Umekawa Neiku.

That's right, they were going to use the second reminder.

[Ding, I received a reminder from the outside world]

【Neku-san! Now you have to have a good relationship with your family! Be sure to increase your favorability! There are two shortcuts and one key point. The first shortcut is to tell your son the secret of Contra: up, down, left, left, right, left, right, BABA! Second shortcut! Take your son to cook a delicious meal for your wife Zhou Qin! The last important point is to have a good relationship with the old lady. It can be seen that your mother loves you very much! As long as you survive, you will be our supreme hero in Sakura Kingdom! He is the contemporary Oda Kunaga! ! 】

Just imitate a cat and imitate a tiger. Sakura Country can't control that much now!

There is an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom: Those who learn from me will survive!

"Woooooo~"

Umekawa Neku was so moved by this message that her motherland still loves her!

Especially the title of national hero!

This middle-aged greasy man once again ignited his fighting spirit!

It turns out that I am not alone, there is a country behind me that loves me deeply!

Yossi, that’s right!

You must have a good relationship with your family!

One of the points mentioned in the message is the most important.

Because when Umekawa Naiko was abducted by the man with the hairy chest, the old lady really had the intention of rescuing him.

It shows that the old woman still cares about him a little.

Moreover, it is easy to increase the friendship with the old lady. Isn’t it just feeding + medicine?

Umekawa Neku felt sick before.

But after experiencing the development of men with chest hair.

Laughing to death~

There is no pressure at all, let alone mouth-to-mouth kissing and feeding, he can do more now!

But Sakura has forgotten an old saying from the Dragon Kingdom.

The true meaning of those who learn from me will live, and those who resemble me will die~

Standing outside the vermilion door, Umekawa Neku took a deep breath.

"Mom! Wife and son! I'm back!"

PS: SpongeBob and Patrick Star’s strange story was conceived after contacting fellow patients, and it is expected that [four copies will return].

Also, I just found out that I am ranked second on the new book list. I am really excited for a newcomer to come here. First of all, I would like to thank everyone for your support. I can give you both!

I have read almost all of the questions you have raised.

Many people want to reduce barrages and realistic plots, which I will start to implement in the third copy.

By the way, let me tell you a little more. As expected, everyone knows the protagonist of the third dungeon, and his national popularity is much higher than that of Patrick Star and Crayon Shin-chan.