I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Wang Hai lowered his head, looking extremely disappointed.

"Dr. Wobuju, there was no problem at first, but later on, cracks appeared in the relationship between the three of us."

coming!

Wobuju was greatly refreshed and felt that the key to clearing the level lay with Wang Hai!

"Excuse me, is the crack in the relationship because of them? Or is it because of you?"

Wang Hai seemed to be thinking of some bad memories, and his body was trembling slightly. He did not respond directly to Wo Buju's question, but instead said a lot of nonsense.

"Yes, that's right, she actually doubted us, no, no, our relationship is normal at all! It's her, she's the one who's crazy, she's crazy! But...but I still love her."

Doubt us?

Is she crazy?

Do I still love her?

In other words, one of the three people is mentally ill and the other two are good people?

No!

wrong!

[Rule 9: Remember! There are no good people in this mental hospital, so don’t believe anyone’s words]

All three of them are probably mentally ill, so I can't prejudge them.

Wobuju felt as if he was only a thin film away from the final truth.

"Wang Hai, did you have any improper relationship with that 'her' and was caught or discovered by 'her'?"

This sentence touched Wang Hai's pain point at all, and his voice became crazy.

"Illegal relationship. No! No! We are normal! The three of us should love each other! We can't have an inappropriate relationship! She is crazy! Not me! Ah! My head hurts!!"

Wang Hai held his head in pain, and a dozen sharp tentacles stretched out from his back to tear Wobuju into pieces in an instant!

[You are dead, the deduction is over! 】

Wobuju opened his eyes with a pale face.

Time went back to when he was about to ask the question. Of course, at this time, he no longer needed to ask the question again.

"Wang Hai, I suggest you take the medicine. This is what 'she' means."

"What does she mean? That's fine."

Wang Hai seemed a little afraid of 'her' majesty, so he took the medicine obediently.

Wo Buju exited Wang Hai's room.

"Depending on the situation, this patient is very likely to be a playboy, and he is very likely to be sorry for the mentally ill woman. But to determine which one is the real wife, we still have to meet the last patient first."

Lighthouse Nation’s live broadcast room began to praise their chosen one again.

[Look, this is Dr. Wobuju of our rice empire! 】

【Good! Look at this rigorous reasoning and the right skills used, it's perfect! 】

[Yes, you are right, we are only one step away from the truth now! 】

[Tsk, tsk, tsk, unlike some people, the Chosen One is actually a psychopath? 】

【snort! A mere S-level talent is just like that in the eyes of our Dragon Kingdom Jiang Xiao. Brothers, it’s almost time to relax. Let’s go back and see Jiang Xiao~]

‘DuangDuangDuang! ’

Jiang Xiao knocked on the door a few times and entered the second ward directly.

Inside, Wang Hai was sitting by the window looking at the scenery in the distance.

"Oh, Brother Squidward, do you know where SpongeBob is?" Jiang Xiao asked in a muffled voice.

Wang Hai, who was sitting on the chair, was stunned for a moment, then pointed at himself in disbelief.

"Dr. Jiang Xiao, are you talking to me?"

"If there's no one else here, I guess so. Also, please call me Doctor Patrick."

Wang Hai touched his head in confusion.

"Jiang, Dr. Patrick, is this the latest treatment plan? But unfortunately, it is in vain, because I am a normal person."

"Squidward, you have to know that no normal person lives in a mental hospital. Why are you here?"

Wang Hai's expression was a little gloomy: "I, I don't remember why I appeared here."

"Okay, so do you remember what your favorite food is?"

Wang Hai's eyes lit up, he still remembered this.

“I like to eat fried pork with chili and Maoxuewang!”

Jiang Xiao slapped his head and said in a disappointed voice.

"Oh God, you don't understand what I'm talking about. I'm not even curious about what your favorite food is."

Wang Hai:? ? ? ?

You are not curious at all when you are riding a horse and you are asking a stupid question!

"Hmph! No matter you are Dr. Jiang Xiao or Dr. Patrick Star, I won't take even one bite of today's medicine!"

"Medicine? What medicine? You mean the magical Skittles? I did want to share them with you, Squidward."

Wang Hai sneered, what a magical rainbow candy.

"Dr. Patrick Star, please put away your tricks of coaxing children. It doesn't work for me. I advise you to advise you."

Wang Hai's voice was stuck, and then his eyes widened in disbelief.

I saw Dr. Pai Daxing looking up and showing off a bottle of medicine!

Wang Hai:? ? ?

"Oh, please don't look at me Squidward like that. You didn't want to eat it yourself, and now you have no regrets."

Wang Hai shook his head, trying to clarify the new doctor's thoughts.

This...this is not right either!

"Wait, you just finished eating like this?"

"Hmm~ What else?"

God steps on the horse, hmm? !

[My mother, look at Wei Wei’s expression of doubt about life. 】

[A ‘hmm’ immediately silenced this weird thing! 】

[One thing to say, watching Jiang Xiao’s performance without thinking is quite relaxing. 】

[Jiang Xiao violated the rules~ Rule 3: Your patients must take their medicines on time, six pills a day. 】

[What you said upstairs is completely unnecessary. Since when did Jiang Shen care about rules? 】

【Ginger God? 】

[Jiang Xiao is mentally ill and is called Jiang Shen for short. Is this reasonable? 】

[True: Ginger God! 】

"Why do you keep looking at me?"

Wang Hai swallowed. He was stared at by Dr. Patrick Star.

Wasn't this guy very talkative just now? Why was he so quiet all of a sudden after taking the medicine?

The reason why Jiang Xiao didn't speak was because he was calmer now, especially when he saw Wang Hai looking out of the window.

Yes, Jiang Xiao's hobbies outside are the same as Wang Hai's, they also watch from a distance in front of the hospital bed.

At this point his humanity took over.

"Oh, actually I was thinking about something very philosophical and profound."

"What's the matter? Tell me?" Wang Hai asked tentatively. He likes philosophy very much!

However, Jiang Xiao shook his head seriously.

"I think this won't work. You're mentally ill and you definitely can't answer questions from a normal person like me."

"Doctor Patrick! Let me reiterate, I am a normal person, not a mental illness!"

"Haha, how can any normal person call me, a psychiatrist, Patrick Star?"

Wang Hai:? ? ? ?

I'm riding a horse. Didn't you ask me to call you Dr. Patrick Star? !

Wang Hai felt uncomfortable, and the barrage became happy.

[Emphasis added: Jiang Xiao said that he is a “psychiatrist”. 】

[Is this a pun? Is he a doctor treating mental illness or a doctor suffering from mental illness? 】

[Wait a minute, if you say so, my tonsils are going to speak.]

【enough! Please stop discussing what Jiang Shen said, I'm afraid I'll go crazy! 】

Waving his hand impatiently at Jiang Xiao, Wang Hai said confidently.

"Don't worry about whether I'm mentally ill or not. If you have any questions, just ask! I've read a lot of books since I was a child. I know everything about astronomy and geography. I'm known as one of the four talented people in Kyoto. There's nothing I don't know!"

"Okay, actually I was thinking, why does the world have a Paralympic Games specifically for people with physical disabilities, but not a special mathematics competition for people with intellectual disabilities like me? Is this discrimination against intellectual disabilities? crowd?"

Wang Hai:? ? ?

what?

Anyone with a sane mind wouldn't be able to ask this kind of question, right? !

But on the other side of the barrage

[Uh, that’s it. I really think what Jiang Xiao said makes sense? What should I do? 】

[God fucking discriminates against the mentally retarded, I can’t help it anymore, I’m already laughing so hard. 】

Wang Hai coughed twice: "Doctor Pai Daxing, if it doesn't work, why don't you ask me another question?"

"Well, Su Shi of the Northern Song Dynasty wrote in "Evening Scene on the Spring River": The ducks are prophets of the warmth of the spring river. I want to ask, how did Su Shi know that the ducks knew it first?"

Wang Hai:.

"How the hell do I know how Su Shi knows, I'm not Su Shi!"

[Hey, haha, how did Su Shi know that the duck knew it first? As the saying goes: You are not a duck, how can you know the warmth of a duck? 】

[Is it possible that Su Shi is a duck? 】

【? ? ? ? 】

[Second floor? You should be Jiang Xiao's patient, right? 】

[No, I feel like I’m going to grow a brain again]

Wang Hai patted his head hard and asked in disbelief.

"No, no, no one can answer the questions you asked. Are there any common sense questions?"

Jiang Xiao nodded: "Of course, I ask you, there are subtitles when watching movies, reading comics, and listening to music. Why are there no subtitles when reading novels?"

Wang Hai scratched his head in confusion. Hey, that's strange. It's really weird when you think about it. Why are there no subtitles in the novel?