I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

A young jailer named Ah Wei came in outside the door and said that the jailer did not have the authority to bring the prisoners in.

"Hey, why don't you! When we, Old Li, captured so many little tricksters, we didn't make so many detours. Lead the way!"

"yes!"

Just as Jiang Xiao was about to go out, he was stopped by the little jailer.

"District Chief, please put on your uniform."

"Hey, it's not a big place, but there are quite a few rules."

Jiang Xiao casually put his uniform on his body and went out in a hurry.

The little jailer fearfully led Jiang Xiao ahead.

what's the situation?

This new ward chief seems different from the previous one?

And the little jailer's operation actually won the favor of many people in the live broadcast room.

[Okay, he actually took the initiative to remind Jiang Xiao to wear uniform. 】

【Good guy? 】

[Don’t be arbitrary. How many good people are there in the strange story about rules? 】

[But judging from the current situation, the little jailer does seem to be facing Jiang Xiao. 】

[Head of the Prison District, this position is not low. Maybe the little jailer is his loyal horse boy? 】

Jiang Xiao looked at the environment outside the room.

I have to say that the space here is very spacious and not at all damp and crowded as you might imagine in a prison.

When we reached a fork in the road, we were divided into two areas.

Area A and Area B.

There is a bright red word "heavy" under the sign in Area B.

If you guessed it correctly, Area B is where serious criminals are detained.

Only when we got here did we feel like a prison.

Depressing, dark and damp

Especially area B.

The passage was pitch black and seemed to have no end.

Except for occasionally hearing some crazy and weird sounds.

There are also some chewing sounds that make your teeth feel sour.

But when Jiang Xiao listened carefully, everything seemed to be normal.

Something's wrong~

Before entering, Jiang Xiao felt a little dazed.

In the haze, he seemed to see a lot of things he shouldn't have seen

"Dad, would you please come and save Xitang? Shi Shi is so scared."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Dad, Bai Yi got lost with her mother. I'm so scared."

"Jiang Xiao, I don't know why, I...I seem to have become abnormal. Shi Shi..."

[The military soul is immortal and ignores mental pollution! 】

Li Yunlong took over Jiang Xiao's body.

"Hmph, you are just pretending to be a ghost! I have killed more little tricksters than you have ever seen! Do you think I, Old Li, are scared?!"

Jiang Xiao walked straight to Area B with his head held high.

Weird and fierce?

Is there such a heinous and conscientious little devil? !

If labor and management don’t believe it, they can’t suppress you little bastards? !

To capture a thief, capture the king first; to shoot a man, shoot a horse first.

Jiang Xiao went straight to Area B without any hesitation.

Shall I wipe it?

Why is this new district chief so brave?

At this time, Jiang Xiao's resolute and powerful temperament shocked the little jailer who was following him.

Jiang Xiao walked for three minutes before seeing the first cell.

Cell B1 contains a big bald man.

This guy seems to be three levels more ruthless than Teacher Ji Chunhua.

Without even saying a word, it felt like he was carrying at least a dozen lives.

The cells are made of solid titanium alloy.

The diameter of each root is 20cm thick.

There was also a thick layer of sound-insulating cotton, which prevented his voice from traveling very far no matter how loud it was.

‘Dangdang~’

Jiang Xiao knocked on the cell door.

"Hey! You kid, you don't even know to say hello when you see me, the prison district chief, coming?"

The droopy eyelids of the bald head were raised nonchalantly.

"New here? Do you know why the previous district chiefs were gone?"

Hi!

He also threatened labor and management!

"Who is it? Come here and release this bald-headed melon for me!"

What?

Release it?

The little jailer immediately became anxious.

(Benefit) "District Chief, don't! Don't, you can't let him out! He can kill without blinking an eye!"

"If I tell you to let him go, let him go! If you dare to harass me again, I will lock you in. Do you believe it?"

Ouch~ Oh my god!

This new ward chief looks like he has some serious illness.

Release serious criminals?

Isn't this just a triple jump in the toilet looking for shit?

[Yes, it still has this pure taste, it’s very gingery. 】

[Not Patrick this time? 】

[Hey, I miss Day 19 of Patrick. 】

[Yes, you know, mentally retarded people like us can only understand Patrick Star. 】

[Pi, did you hear that? Everyone misses you.]

The bald man was stunned.

There was actually a look of astonishment on his ferocious face.

let me out?

A ‘crunch’ sound~

The little jailer opened the titanium alloy door with a bitter look on his face.

So let go!

The smile on the bald face immediately brightened up!

"No, buddy. Although your IQ seems not to be very good, I admire you in terms of courage."

Ignoring the bald head's strange aura, Jiang Xiao just silently relaxed the muscles and bones in his hands.

Training troops and managing prisoners are the same.

There are thorns everywhere, just fight them off!

"Are you bragging about this? I, Lao Li, have never read a book. The only way to win a battle is to dare to fight, to be bold and careful!"

"Dare to fight? Haha, really?"

The bald man stared into Jiang Xiao's eyes with sadness.

"But since you helped me free it, I must give you a little reward for this newcomer~"

Jiang Xiao looked back without fear.

"I, Li Yunlong, practiced martial arts when I was eight years old. From what you said, do you want to have a fight with me?"

The two of them were at odds with each other, and neither of them had any intention of being convinced.

"District Chief, Brother Guang, what? You two, can you two stop doing this?"

The little jailer on the side was so frightened that he cried.

Can he hold it in like this? He's afraid!

The bald man sneered and rolled up his sleeves to show off his biceps.

"I, Li Yunlong, have never seen someone as arrogant as you in my whole life."

"Eh? Now you can see it! Come on, I'm in a good mood today, can I practice with you?"

Okay, okay, I like this kind of tough talk~

"Okay, just practice and practice. I see you are really hanging up to the sky with your foreskin wrapped around your brain."

The little jailer on the side advised him with a cry.

"District Chief, let's go, let's go, it's still too late to run now."

Jiang Xiao not only refused to leave, but even threw off the district chief's uniform.

[Rule 1: Keep your identity in mind and wearing the warden's uniform can effectively help some prisoners maintain their humanity]

What if you don't wear it?

really.

When he took off his clothes, the prisoner's expression changed.

First, the teeth in his mouth kept colliding and rubbing, making a tooth-staining gurgling sound.

Then the breathing became heavy.

There were still countless small tentacles like black wool dancing crazily out of the eyeballs.

No.

Not only the eyes, but also the mouth, ears, and nostrils!

The little jailer had collapsed on the ground with a look of death.

"District Chief, this is really a premature death, it's going to be the end of us both."

Ah Wei, an impotent man, looked full of disgust when he saw Jiang Xiao.

"Hmph! Pretending to be a ghost! When we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins! When you encounter an enemy, use your sword! Fortunately, you are still a public official and you are actually afraid of these ghosts and ghosts. Look at your worthless appearance!"

The domineering Jiang Xiao took the lead and hit his big bald head with a high kick!

'boom! ’

Accurate hit!

This kick turned the bald whip around, almost bringing him back to the cell after he had just come out.

( # mouth) "hiss"

It hurts, it hurts so much!

I feel like my whole scalp is numb with pain!

what's the situation?

Enduring the severe pain, the bald man controlled the black tentacles in his facial features in an attempt to wrap around Jiang Xiao.

"How dare you get close to me?! Go back and find out who your grandfather is! Get out of here!"

‘Uh-huh! ’

These tentacles came and went even faster, retracting directly into the bald head's features.

Because he shrank so hard, his bald head almost burst into tears.

However, the bald head was caught off guard, his eyes rolled back and his mouth retched.

"Uh-huh~"

Shall I wipe it?

what's the situation?

The bald man stared disbelievingly, trying to infect Jiang Xiao with his eyes.

But before the infection even got close to him, Jiang Xiao's temperament was burned into nothingness.

"How dare you fucking glare at me? You're still dissatisfied with me, right?"

Without giving him a chance to react, Jiang Xiao started military training on the spot with her long legs raised!

'Snapped'

( # )3)

A right whip hit the bald head's big face!

Even if the bald man made defensive moves, he was whipped to pieces, and his face was so painful that his face was twitching.

"You're like you, you can't even compete with Wang Yousheng in our group! At best, you can compete with the cooks in the cooking class, and you still practice with me? Hehe, you are laughing your ass off."

'Snapped'

A left kick!

"No, you come to our group and I'll ask Da Biao to teach you well. We, Lao Li, are not that kind of stingy people."

"Pfft~"

Σ_(　∠)_

The bald man watched in disbelief as he vomited out dark blood, with many bugs squirming in it.

The shock in his heart had overwhelmed the sharp pain in his chest.

The strange belief also collapsed at this time.

what happened?

Am I being weird?

He was actually kicked by a chosen one until he vomited blood? !

'Snapped'

A few more sets of five lashes!

If you scold someone, just scold them, if you hit someone, slap them in the face!

These sets of Jiang Xiao's attacks were aimed at the bald man's big face.

His mouth was not idle during the beating.

"A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit! I can't help but beat you to death. I guess you will be a useless coward when you are alive, a coward!"

A generous gift crab!

The bald man had been beaten unconscious.

Not only was he beaten, but he also suffered verbal insults.

This guy was so beaten that he had no room to fight back!

And why does it hurt so much? ! !

It felt like every stroke was hitting the depths of his soul!

[Bright Sword Spirit, your attacks can cause real damage to Weird! Make its pain super doubled x5! 】

The stomach acid will be drained out!

Finally, while Jiang Xiao was beating him violently, the bald man finally found the opportunity to give in.

Just raise your hands high in the air.

Dangdang Area B is so weird

He was beaten and surrendered abruptly.

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