I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Woman:? ? ?

I only knew that this administrator was sick, but I didn't expect that he was so seriously ill!

"Xiao Ran, come to mom, don't stay with this weird uncle."

The little girl reluctantly returned the straw to Jiang Xiao and returned to her mother.

"Mom, the administrator uncle is really a genius, he is not"

"you shut up!"

The woman scolded the girl and strictly prohibited the little girl from approaching Jiang Xiao alone.

"What's wrong? We're about to eat, why did Aunt Xiu scold Xiao Ran again."

The man with gold-rimmed glasses from before also went out.

Because he had to eat, he elegantly stuffed a square scarf in the upper pocket of his suit.

The beautiful woman from before, the stupid uncle, and the cute little boy all came out.

But there was no intention of opening the doors of the three rooms on the second floor.

It wasn't dinner time yet, so everyone sat at the dining table and waited silently.

Among them, the man with gold-rimmed glasses had an extremely playful look in his eyes, and he never left Jiang Xiao's body from the beginning to the end.

The little girl tugged on her mother's sleeves and whispered something in her ear.

"What?!"

Aunt Xiu's voice suddenly rose an octave higher.

"Why are you so stupid? He said 25 cents is just 25 cents? Are his bubbles made of gold?"

"Jiang Xiao, you actually cheated children out of their candy! Can you please give me a little face?!"

Xiaoran grabbed the woman's sleeve and weakly expressed that she begged Jiang Xiao to teach her, and that the administrator uncle was not a liar.

But Aunt Xiu was unwilling to give up. Not only did she make it clear that she would not help Xiaoran pay for the candy she owed.

He has been taunting Jiang Xiao in a sinister manner, shamelessly deceiving children about candy.

If Jiang Xiao doesn't give an explanation, then she doesn't mind letting him know the consequences of lying to her children.

Everyone’s eyes were fixed on tonight’s protagonist, Jiang Xiao.

Interesting~

They want to see how this sick administrator plans to deal with the current situation?

"What are you guys looking at me for? Is anyone saying something about me?"

Wise eyes matched with a wise tone.

no doubt.

Aunt Xiu's lungs are going to explode!

Wang Defa? ! !

"I've been scolding you for half a point! Didn't you hear a word of it?!"

For the first time in her life, she experienced what it felt like to play the piano to a cow!

"Did you just scold me? Why did you scold me? Patrick doesn't understand what he did that is disgusting."

"You defrauded children of their candy!"

"Nothing! After all, men and women are not intimate with each other. The air force covers the infantry. This is a blasphemy against performance art. It was frozen three feet and destroyed in an ant nest. Besides, there is no microwave. How can I decipher the German code?"

"There is no use for a guy who plucks his armpit hair during dinner without watching the surveillance. No matter how powerful Kong Ming is, can he beat Zhuge Liang? All in all, children will obey their parents in the initial stage. As they grow older, they will slowly criticize their parents. Forgive my parents, after all, no matter how hard it is, I can’t hurt my sister-in-law."

Everyone:.

Obviously I can understand every word, but when they are put together, I have no idea what they mean.

Aunt Xiu took a deep breath

She wants to take action against this lunatic!

"Okay, okay, stop talking, let's eat first, and ask the administrator to bring out dinner."

The little boy kept staring at the big clock in the hall, once again interrupting the two people who were about to have a conflict.

In just one afternoon.

Jiang Xiao has offended two women, He Menghan and Aunt Xiu.

You know, under certain circumstances, women’s hatred will be crazier than that of men!

When I saw this basin on the table, I haven't thought of any good adjectives yet.

A lump?

A beach?

Well, it’s still a piece of cake.

Are you sure this shuidiaba soup is for human consumption?

The little boy stirred the contents of the mixing bowl with a very frightened expression.

The disgusting feel of the oil and the sour smell.

There is also an eye-catching momentum!

What a pot of human oil!

What kind of mental state does the administrator have to be in to make this kind of "food"?

People in the live broadcast room were also confused.

They didn't expect that after just over an hour of fermentation.

This pot of stuff seems even more disgusting.

The three ingredients are completely indistinguishable from each other

The man with gold-rimmed glasses pushed the uncle's arm and asked in a low voice.

"Tell me, could this guy have drugged it? Want to kill us?"

The uncle had a weird face, as if he was wondering why he could say such a thing.

"I don't know much about what you call people's food, but, no matter how poisonous it is, Voss can't even eat a bite!"

Yes~

The food is so cooked that no one, let alone a dog, would take a second look, right?

"Xiao Ran, you go upstairs first."

Aunt Xiu's words were cold and there was no emotion in them.

She was just angry before, but now she feels insulted!

Give yourself something that even the pigs won’t eat?

Just when Aunt Xiu was about to take action, He Menghan interrupted her.

"Well, Mr. Administrator, there are still people upstairs who haven't eaten yet. I think you should send it to them first."

Aunt Xiu’s eyes lit up!

Yes, it would be an advantage for such a person to die in his own hands.

His destiny should be to die at the hands of those lunatics upstairs~

"You don't want to eat?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Well, I really feel sorry for you guys who don't know how to enjoy delicious food~"

‘Hmph~’

After speaking, Jiang Xiao took the spoon and took a large spoonful into his mouth.

‘Gulu gulu~~~burp~’

And he didn't swallow it directly, but "gurgled" in his mouth before swallowing it.

Damn it!

This is a werewolf, more than a ruthless person!

Everyone: Σ(°△°|||(口｀)…

The man with gold-rimmed glasses took out the square towel in his pocket and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.

The uncle and the little boy's mouths opened into an O shape.

The two women swallowed in disbelief.

They just wanted to know how Jiang Xiao swallowed this thing?

No, no, no, no

There is no need to consider this kind of problem at all, because this administrator is definitely not normal!

Not just psychologically and physically, but abnormal in all aspects!

"Huh? My stomach is growling."

One spoonful and two ounces are full of oil, right?

If you don't ring, who will?

Under everyone's urging, Jiang Xiao carried the basin to the second floor.

‘Dong dong dong~’

"Hello, I'm the new administrator and I'm here to bring you food."

"Come in, the door is unlocked~"

‘Crunch~’

Jiang Xiao pushed the door open and walked in. The room inside was light red and exuded a pungent smell.

Something doesn't seem right about the old man living inside?

I saw him holding a mobile phone in his arms and grinning like a fool.

Lao Wangtou: () Guhehe~

Through the babbling sounds played on the mobile phone, Jiang Xiao's humanity was instantly awakened by the old man!

What a golden gun but an eternal heart!

Hiss~

Listening to this news, if you look closely, it should be Sakura's Prosecutor series?

"Uncle, why don't you eat first? I have to rush to the next restaurant."

"Oh, oh, oh, don't say anything! I'm looking at it very excitedly!"

The old man looked up dissatisfied.

"Tsk, why is it a man again? Unlucky! I'll go eat after watching this movie right away."

Wait until you finish watching this one?

Isn't it?

Take Jiang Xiao’s experience of listening to sounds and recognizing the progress bar.

Now this wretched old man has just seen the heroine exploring the base, and has not even reached the stage of being caught.

Even this old man doesn’t use fast forward!

If you don’t fast forward while watching a tokusatsu film, I think nine out of ten people wouldn’t be able to do it!

"Haha, according to my technology of listening to the progress, this film is 2:23:47 seconds. You have just watched the middle part of 3 to 4 minutes, and you want to finish it immediately? What are you talking about with me? Where’s the calf!”

Yo!

Here comes an expert!

The old man's eyes lit up, and he raised his head and looked at Jiang Xiao seriously for the first time.

(*) "Yo ho! Young man, do you understand! Come on, come and sit down!"

Jiang Xiao's face turned red and he scratched the back of his head shyly.

(⌒⌒) “You’re just kidding, I know a lot about it!”

As I said before, there are many mentally ill people in Qingshan Mental Hospital who have been stained with drugs and have their brains damaged.

As the leader of hundreds of schools of thought, Jiang Xiao can be said to be extremely proficient in this aspect!

Sakura and the people from the Dragon Kingdom were silent in the barrage.

As for why, everyone understands

[Qiaodou Sack, I declare that the special photos I saw strangely were not from our Sakura! ip: Sakura]

[Axi, I’ve heard the characteristic language of Ya Zhidie Ya Zhidie, but I still want to quibble with Smecta! ip: kimchi]

【idiot! You Kimchi are not ordinary people in this field! ip: Sakura]

[What are you all talking about? Why can’t I understand a word? ip: Longguo]

[This old man looks a lot like Sakura’s Smecta! ip: kimchi]

Everyone, take a closer look.

you do not say!

Except for the characteristic mustache under his nose and his old yellow teeth.

His eyes also revealed an extremely vulgar temperament.

The clothes on his body were greasy and stained with unknown dirt.