I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

He saw Jiang Xiao's wise eyes staring at him.

Yao Han knew that if he didn't give an explanation, there was a high probability that this mentally ill person would not give up.

"Perhaps, maybe it's because the moon is smaller, or the moon is farther away, so Hou Yi can't shoot?"

This explanation of cerebral palsy was forced by Yao Han.

Anyway, this administrator is a fool, so he should just fool him casually, right?

But now Jiang Xiao is not stupid at all when riding a horse, but is rather scary and clever.

"Do you think I'm a fool? The average distance between the moon and the earth is 384,400 kilometers, and the average distance between the sun and the earth is about 149,597,870 kilometers. Man, do you think which one is farther?"

"As for the size, it's even more ridiculous. In terms of mass, one sun is equal to about 27 million moons. In terms of diameter, the sun is equal to 109 earths, which is equal to 400 moons."

"So, madam, I don't agree with your lame explanation. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. You are too stupid. Just lie to yourself with some words. Don't think of using it to fool me, Dr. Patrick + Mr. Professor."

Yao Han:.

(Benefit|||)

A generous gift crab!

Yao Han barely managed to catch a breath in his alveoli.

No, why are you playing with me from behind?

Why am I so tired talking to him?

"Okay, okay, I don't understand. I'm stupid, big idiot. I don't know how to pretend to understand. It's all my fault. Why are you asking me if you are so smart? The genius Dr. Patrick and Professor!"

"Of course I know!"

Jiang Xiao said categorically, his whole person shining with confidence and wisdom.

"Because it's much easier to shoot it for nine days than it is to shoot it for a month!"

what?

What kind of genius explanation is this?

Yao Han was confused at first, she couldn't understand it at all?

What shoots for nine days, what shoots for a month?

How easy is it to shoot for nine days?

No matter how you think about it, it would be easier to ejaculate for a month, right? ! !

etc!

(*ω)

Yao Han's expression froze, and then his ears turned red.

It's much easier to shoot a god's horse in a row for nine days than it is to shoot it for a month! !

OK OK~

You dare to tease my aunt like this, don't you?

"Get out! Get out now! Get out of here! Get out!"

Being teased like this, Yao Han was stunned and didn't dare to take action.

She was still afraid that this lunatic would break down again, so she didn't dare to force him. Instead, she kicked and pushed Jiang Xiao and the big porcelain basin out.

Didn't even eat!

It's a good thing she didn't see the meal, otherwise the sight of the peanut oil sundae would have made her think about life again.

Even her head was buzzing due to Jiang Xiao's torture. If nothing else, she probably wouldn't be able to sleep well tonight.

Yao Han understood.

There are still many people who fail to understand the barrage.

[If you don’t understand, just ask, why is it easier for Hou Yi to shoot nine big suns than one moon? No matter how you think about it, it is more difficult to shoot nine great suns? 】

[+1, I don’t understand either, where is the ease? 】

【Yeah, I don’t understand this a bit.】

[I just want to say that you understand everything you know. I won’t say more about what you don’t understand. Just taste it carefully. Don’t ask me what’s going on. 】

[Is the man upstairs sick? 】

[Hum, it’s really not that I didn’t tell my brother, it’s mainly that if I tell him, he probably won’t pass the trial. 】

[Hehehe, shut up, everything is dirty for people with a heart, whoever you are talking about will understand~]

Can't pass the trial?

ah?

oh?

Oh oh oh~

Yo West!

Search to death

(‵)()(‵)

Many big men behind the screen were picking their feet and laughing.

Good guy, I didn’t expect that I could learn something by watching a “horror” live broadcast.

[I’ll go, do you all understand? Why don't you give me an explanation that I don't understand! 】

[Goose Box, let me ask you, which one is easier, a cow that plows nine fields continuously or a cow that plows a month field continuously? 】

[Nonsense, any normal person knows that a cow plowing a field for a month is even more tiring! But this and continuous shooting.]

I lost it! ! !

【Fuck! The wheels of the car crushed me over and over again! No wonder Yao Han suddenly became furious. 】

【What? Do you understand too? I haven’t gotten in the car yet, I haven’t gotten in the car yet! 】

After watching Patrick, it’s not just Patrick. Jiang Xiao’s psychopathic personality must also be shining at all times.

Otherwise, I would never say such a thing!

At this time, Jiang Xiao was driven out with a porcelain basin.

I can only feed the third victim, ah no, I can only feed the third patient.

‘Dong dong dong~’

After knocking a few times, Jiang Xiao opened the door directly.

Locked?

‘Dong dong dong~dong dong dong~’

There was no one there either.

"Is there anyone inside? Do you want to have dinner?"

Yo ho?

So aloof?

The three people upstairs must all be seriously ill.

The two of them agreed before, but now they just stop talking?

"Forget it if you don't want to eat it, I'll feed it to the dog!"

Just when Jiang Xiao was about to leave directly.

A ‘crunch’ sound~

The door was opened from the inside.

The person who opened the door was a very old-fashioned and serious-looking uncle.

Wearing a gray cadre uniform, at first glance I thought it was some leader who came to inspect.

Jiang Xiao snorted dissatisfiedly.

"I really thought you were mute. You didn't even know how to utter a sound."

The man opened his mouth silently, revealing the severed tongue inside, which had been severed to the root.

I wipe it!

He is really a mute~

"Oh my God, this is really scary. Do you need me as a kind administrator to feed you?"

Jiang Xiao couldn't stop staring at his tongue.

It looks like it's broken quite badly.

The tongue can hardly be seen anymore, it must have been severed at the root.

I just don’t know if he is Hatsune Miku?

Jiang Xiao was so familiar that he squeezed into the room from Uncle Duan Tongue's side.

The uncle's expression suddenly dropped, he closed the door with a bang and locked it immediately.

It’s true that there is a road to heaven but you don’t take it, and there is no door to hell but you barge in!

Uncle Duanshi's room is very tidy, even better than Yao Han's room.

Especially the tofu-shaped quilt on the bed resonated with many people in the live broadcast room.

The decoration is also bright red, and the three houses are about the same size.

But the rest of the stuff isn't so good.

Especially the toys on the shelves in the room are neatly arranged from small to large, from square to round, from solid to liquid.

For a moment.

Everyone thought they were back at Niu Jianjiang's small underground warehouse.

Is this guy so well prepared?

It covers many features of both the East and the West~

Compared with the scale and lethality, it seems to be much weaker than the beef, but the victory is in quantity.

He plays with both big and small things. He is not as strong as a cow and only specializes in large items.

And although this guy’s item has many props, it’s not obsolete at all and looks even newer than new.

Every piece is polished to a shiny finish!

At first glance, it is the result of careful care every day.

"Hey, Yazi, the things in your room remind me of an old friend I almost became sworn sworn friends with."

As Jiang Xiao spoke, he picked up a glass marble and studied it carefully.

He didn't notice that the mute had already come around behind him with a black leather whip.

"Oh, this glass marble reminds me of Mr. Puff. Do you know Mr. Puff? He's about the same size as this marble."

Sudden!

Jiang Xiao slapped his head and turned around.

"By the way! Are you deaf?"

The uncle put down the whip without leaving a trace and shook his head indifferently.

Not deaf?

Jiang Xiao seemed to have discovered some treasure, and was overjoyed.

"That's great! There's a question that's been bothering me for a long time! Can I ask you, if you don't mind the trouble."

Duan Ton nodded expressionlessly and agreed.

Haha, it doesn't hurt to satisfy the dying man's request.

"Okay, thank you. Let me ask, is your tongue broken since you were born?"

The uncle nodded.

"Does that mean you've never spoken?"

The uncle nodded again.

After receiving the affirmative answer, Jiang Shen breathed a sigh of relief.

Yes, the person he is waiting for is Hatsune Miku.

Because only a person born mute can answer his questions.

"Man, since you can't speak, do you need to sign like crazy when you talk in your dreams at night?"

Um?

this problem

Duan Tongue frowned.

It seems a little deep?

When I talk in my sleep at night, am I sign language?

If I remember correctly, I couldn't speak and was mute in my dream.

He was still thinking about the first question when Jiang Xiao asked the second question.

"If you use sign language while talking in your sleep, is this sleep talking or sleepwalking?"

ah?

Here

hiss!

(~)

It's easy to see from his head-scratching movements that Duan Tongue was completely confused.

As the ancients said, Jiang Xiao continues to make up for his injuries while his illness kills him.

When Duan Tou was confused by the two questions, Jiang Xiao issued another soul torture.

"Talking in sleep is normal, and most people will have this experience, but sleepwalking is actually a sleep disorder, a functional disease. If you must sign in your dreams when talking in your sleep, does every mute have sleepwalking? What about a functional disease?”

The mute uncle just now was just very confused.

Jiang Xiao's last strike immediately stunned him.

What the hell?

Just now, I was just an ordinary mute.

You're such a short talker, why did I suddenly become a mute with a functional disease?

But what he said does make sense, right?

I'm like, if that's the case, then...I'm not

Oh shit, I didn’t make this either?

I must have been asleep when I was talking in my sleep. How could I possibly remember whether I was signing at that time?

The uncle was confused, and the barrage was not idle.

[Let’s just say, is it possible that a mute can speak in a dream? 】

[Then according to what you say, can a blind man also see when he dreams? 】

[Master, I’ve realized it. So, deaf people can hear other people’s words in their dreams? 】

[Mom, have you learned to draw inferences from one example? 】

[Jiang Shen: I didn’t expect that I actually have an apprentice. 】

It’s just a normal person that you’re speaking out against the three evil things.

Why are you so serious about what Jiang Xiao, a mentally ill person, said?

However, a doctor soon gave an explanation!

[In fact, congenitally blind and deaf people cannot see or hear in dreams, and the same is true for congenital mutes. Darkness and silence will accompany them throughout their lives. ]

You can know it through the performance of the mute uncle.

He was born with it, so he definitely couldn't speak in his dreams.

If he could speak, he wouldn't be confused by Jiang Xiao's questions.