I Was Supposed To Slay the Dragon and Started To Cultivate Immortals Unexpectedly
Chapter 38: Lu Mingfei's Birthday (2 in 1)
Lu Mingfei is really unable to determine what happened to the little dog monster he picked up and went home.
The breath of this little dog monster is quite complicated. It is dominated by its own demon aura, which occupies the majority, and then a little similar to the demon aura of the deadpool-it is said to be a demon, but the "monster of the deadpool" "Qi" doesn't have much resemblance to this little dog monster's demon aura. Although it is definitely not a human aura, it is not very similar to the little dog demon's aura.
But after all, it is a monster of two worlds, and it is not incomprehensible—the monsters of one's own world seem to be able to open up their minds naturally without the need for monks, and it is normal that they are quite different from the monsters of that world.
What's abnormal is that in addition to the little dog monster's own demon aura and a little breath from Deadpool, there is also a very weak aura from him, Lu Mingfei!
Lu Mingfei's brain turned rapidly, starting from the Deadpool he met that day, recalling the details of encountering and fighting with Deadpool, a few seconds later, he came to a bold conclusion.
In the early morning of the day, during his fight with Deadpool, they both left something on the ground—blood.
And in his memory, when he returned to the road by the river to "clean up" the aftermath, he did not see any traces of the dried blood on the road—he thought he was cleaned up by the sanitation workers, but now he sees it. Come, maybe it's in the belly of the little dog monster.
Needless to say, the blood of Deadpool, whether it was the blood that Deadpool shed when Lu Mingfei severely injured Deadpool's shoulder, or the blood that dripped from the cut section when he abruptly took down Deadpool's forearm, all flowed to the road. .
As for his blood, because of his lack of fighting skills, he was attacked by Deadpool with a combination of moves. He used his uninjured arm to make several long and narrow wounds on his body. Although he had a mana body protection, he only injured the flesh. But there is undoubtedly a small amount of blood left in the nails between the tips of Deadpool's claws.
Then he tore off the deadpool's scratched forearm and threw it on the ground. Probably at that time, his blood remaining on the deadpool's claws remained on the ground, and then together with the deadpool blood entered the little dog monster's. The stomach has become an opportunity for it to become a demon.
This is the only reasonable situation that Lu Mingfei can get along with. It can’t be that this puppy is a peerless arrogant man who is destined to belong to him. He only watched his fight with Deadpool from a distance and relied on learning to imitate their aura. Enlightened once in a while, right?
But drinking blood to open up wisdom is actually not in line with the common sense of the world he knows.
Judging from the knowledge from that world he has learned from the heavenly book, if an animal wants to be a demon, it needs to be enlightened first, and then "enlighten" like a human being, and then give birth to the first ray of demon power. Be regarded as a demon.
As for animal enlightenment, either the human being overhauled or the monster is enlightened, or it is a hybrid of the great demon and human beings. Very few will enlighten the wisdom by devouring certain heavenly materials that can improve human understanding-the premise is that there are monks or The demon helps it refining, otherwise it will probably explode into fireworks.
If this little dog was able to open up his mind with the blood of him and the dead waiter, then at least one of the blood between him and the dead waiter had a problem-it must be the dead waiter.
Deadpool blood can cause biological mutations. He had already seen it at the bottom of the river. Although the big fish that was contaminated and mutated by Deadpool underwater was much worse than Deadpool in terms of physical fitness and IQ, the breath on the body was also violent. The chaos reveals a kind of death spirit that is strong outside, and will die soon, but when placed in a fish of the same size, it is definitely an existence like a **** of war.
Especially it still occupies the home field advantage of underwater. If it weren’t for Ming Guangyan to be able to show off underwater beyond Lu Ming’s expectations, then he should have run away against Zhiming Zhen Yue Xuanzhong-first go up and learn a water warfare spell. Say.
So the flesh and blood of Deadpool is really terrible.
Although the flesh and blood of the great demon in that world also contains powerful power, it is scarce in quantity, and it is not better than some rare medicinal materials, and it is not good to match with other medicinal materials, so the monks who take the great demon's flesh and blood refining medicine Not much.
As for the relatively common number of ordinary monsters...their flesh and blood are really not very useful. It is better to infiltrate some medicinal materials with their own magic power to refine medicine, but the effect of Lingzhi medicinal materials is better.
But if there is a monster like Deadpool in that world...Just because of this weak chicken, Deadpool has such a strong infectivity, the medicinal cost-effectiveness of Deadpool is definitely easy to win the monster race in that world, and it is estimated that the monks will be A "medicinal deadpool breeding" industry will flourish for Deadpool.
But this has nothing to do with Lu Mingfei, after all, the world has exploded.
As for Lu Mingfei's own blood...Waiting for him to turn his mana into his body and promote him, and then cultivate for a hundred or eighty years, perhaps his blood can be comparable to the treasures of heaven and earth, but now he is blood and ordinary. People shouldn’t make any difference, at best, they’re healthier.
After roughly guessing, Lu Mingfei stopped thinking too much. After all, he could understand too little information, and thinking too much was useless.
Although he is really curious, but it is a big deal to wait for the cultivation base to be high in the future and directly test the secret.
Sometimes, you can really do whatever you want with a high level of cultivation.
I decided silently in my heart that I must learn a secret technique from the heavenly book to calculate what happened to the little dog demon when my cultivation level is high. Lu Mingfei focused on another matter.
He hasn't named the little dog demon yet, so he can't just call it "the little dog demon", right?
This name is so good to say that it doesn’t sound good.
Fortunately, he had already figured out the name of the little dog when he was just taking a bath for the little dog.
Lu Mingfei leaned down and proficiently raised the front legs of the little cyborg, with his arms straightened, raised it diagonally, holding it in front of him, and walking to the French window in the living room facing the evening sun.
The orange-red light of the setting sun shines through the window, and the little dog monster is against the light, and the dark hair has sunlight through the edge.
"Ahem, anyway, since you have my breath, from now on, you will be named Lu after me," Lu Mingfei said softly, his eyes were solemn, and his expression was solemn. He raised his head and looked at being lifted. The little dog monster, with a strong voice and a low tone, "My child, on the day you were born, the entire forest of Lordaeron was whispering this name..."
"Road! Naruto! Ze!"
"Wow! Wow! Wow!"
Little dog monster, no, Lu Mingze cleverly echoed Lu Mingfei.
"No, wait," Lu Mingfei put away his serious expression, put down Lu Mingze who was lifted by him, and Mosuo hesitated, "Although I really hate that fat man, I will take it for you directly. The name seems a bit too much..."
"Let's do it, change it," Lu Mingfei spread his right hand, clenched his left hand and punched his right hand, "With the same pronunciation but different words, you will call Lu Mingze from now on! This will be perfect!"
"Wow!"
Lu Mingze echoed again.
Lu Mingfei nodded in satisfaction, satisfied with his wit.
What else did he want to say, but the phone bell suddenly rang in his trouser pocket.
Lu Mingfei took out his newly bought mobile phone, and there were only two characters on the caller ID.
uncle.
After buying a mobile phone and applying for a mobile phone card, Lu Mingfei called his uncle to report that he was safe, and at the same time declined his uncle's proposal to let him come back, and added a note to his uncle's number after hanging up the phone.
Lu Mingfei answered the phone and put it to his ear.
"Hey! Is it true?"
Uncle’s voice came from the earpiece, the background sound was the sound of BMW’s engine,
"Well," Lu Mingfei said lightly, "Uncle, are you coming home from get off work?"
"Yes, on the road, almost home," the uncle said with a smile, "Mingfei, do you remember what tomorrow is?"
"tomorrow?"
Lu Mingfei was taken aback for a moment. He was so busy during this period that he hadn't noticed any special days recently.
But his memory is no longer what it used to be. A little recollection is like flipping through the calendar in his head. A special day that he almost forgot has jumped out of the calendar in his brain.
"Tomorrow? It seems... my birthday?"
Mingming remembers clearly, but Lu Mingfei's tone is a little uncertain.
"Don't look like it, tomorrow is your birthday!" The uncle said cheerfully, "Isn't it what you want tomorrow?"
"Gift?" Lu Mingfei was taken aback, and then refused, "Forget it, I'm not a kid anymore. I'll just buy one for myself tomorrow."
"That's not okay," said the uncle. "Birthday gifts. What others give you and what you give yourself are meaningful, but they have different meanings. You can only give your own gifts for your birthday, and no one else will give it. What a gift you gave!"
"No need for uncle, I..."
"But I can also guess that your kid is shy, maybe I am embarrassed to say what you want," the uncle said in a wise tone of "everything is in my expectation", "so I have given it to you in the cake shop next to your school. I ordered a birthday cake. Remember to pick it up tomorrow afternoon and eat it. I have chosen the cake for a long time!"
Lu Mingfei stunned suddenly, pursed his lips, and blinked vigorously a few times.
"Uncle thank you..."
"Don't say thank you for uncles and nephews. My brother entrusted you to me. Isn't it right for my uncle to buy a cake for my nephew?" Uncle heartily interrupted Lu Mingfei's words, and then suddenly sighed, "Actually I want you to come back for your birthday, but you also know your aunt's temper."
"Although she has a good heart, she has a good face and is strong. You left before, and she might not be completely angry," my uncle babbled on the phone, "I'm afraid she will quarrel with you again when you come back. It’s not a good idea to make your birthday star unhappy if you celebrate your birthday."
"So if you really want to come back, you can come back, if you actually don't want to come back for your birthday, then don't come back. Don't wrong yourself after the birthday. Obviously, you don't have any psychological burden. One less time, so having a good time is the most important thing."
"Um...I know, uncle."
Lu Mingfei held the phone and nodded, as if his uncle could be seen in the car.
"But I'm happy to be happy. The cake I ordered for you is not small. You should be careful not to eat too much. It is not healthy to eat too much cake," my uncle said, "Look at which classmates and friends have a better relationship. Can you call them together?"
"I have a few friends, the cake shouldn't be enough."
Lu Mingfeidao.
"That's good, remember to put it in the refrigerator if you have leftovers." Uncle suddenly remembered something, "Is there a refrigerator in the house you rent? If not, you can give it to your neighbors. Don't leave it outside, it will break in summer..."
"Uncle, don't worry, there is a refrigerator in my house," Lu Mingfei said, "not only the refrigerator, but also the air conditioner."
"That's okay!" The uncle in the car was excited, "This month is hot, and it’s much more comfortable if you have air conditioning. Don’t be reluctant to turn on the air conditioning! Don’t save the electricity bill, tell me if you don’t have enough money. !"
"Uncle, don't worry, the money in my hand is enough. The air conditioner is on and it's cool," Lu Mingfei said with some doubts. "But when it comes to money, where did you get the money to buy cakes, uncle? Auntie takes care of the money. Isn't it tight? She agreed with you to buy it?"
"Hey! Can she still control me?" Uncle's tone was bold and angrily, "I applied for money to buy cigarettes with her, and then bought a few packs less, it was fine to rub a few cigarettes from my colleagues, plus the money I secretly left behind. , Buy you a cake and there is money left!"
"..."
"What's wrong? Why don't you speak?"
"It's okay, the signal was not very good just now, it should be I said that it didn't pass it," Lu Mingfei said as usual, "Thank you uncle."
"Oh!" Uncle answered, "Oh, yes, and Mingfei, you don’t just eat cake tomorrow, remember to eat a bowl of longevity noodles! I know you young people like to eat cakes more, but longevity noodles don’t mean okay? It’s good to ask for auspiciousness! Anyway, if you’re out there, just go to a restaurant and eat a better bowl of noodles and use them as longevity noodles, how about?"
"Well, I will eat at noon tomorrow, and I will get the cake after a while."
Lu Ming is not responding.
"That's good! By the way, Mingfei, have you had dinner? What are you going to eat?"
"I haven't eaten it yet. It's still a bit early. I'll cook some by myself later. I'm learning to cook recently."
"Learn to cook? Good cooking. Boys who can cook will please girls."
"Ok."
"Ming Fei, I'm downstairs home, so I'll hang up the phone first. You can go cook."
The engine sound on the phone faded out.
"Okay, then I'll hang up too..."
Lu Mingfei was about to hang up the phone, and his uncle's voice rang again: "By the way, Mingfei, when you turn on the air conditioner, remember to open the windows for ventilation every day. Long periods of inactivity are not good for your health!"
"Well, I remembered it."
Lu Ming did not respond, and then my uncle hung up the phone.
"Huh..."
Putting down the phone, Lu Mingfei was silent for a few seconds, exhaled, knelt down and gently rubbed Lu Mingze's head.
"Mingze, I will give you another life. The name is Lu Mingze, and the nickname is...Xiaotian, how about it?"
"Wow!"
Xiaotian echoed.
...
The next day, in the evening, Lu Mingfei walked into Wangyouju with a box of birthday cakes.
"Mingfei, you are back! Come and come, we are all ready, let's cut the cake!"
Su Jinye, Jiang Yunsi, and Su Xiaoyao sat around the table, Jiang Yunsi sat between Su Jinye and Su Xiaoyao, and Su Xiaoyao and Su Jinye had empty seats at night.
"Why are you here?!"
Lu Mingfei stared at Su Xiaoxiao with wide eyes.
He spent more than ten days in Wangyouju. During this period, Su Xiaoyao basically came once every two or three days. Not to mention that she only came yesterday, and she probably won't be here today.
Before he went to pick up the cake, he visited Wangyouju. Su Xiaoyao was indeed not there at the time.
"Just here," Su Xiaoyao glanced at Lu Mingfei slantingly, "Why? Would you like me to accompany you on your birthday?"
"No, no, it's my honor to let the little goddess come to accompany me on my birthday." Lu Mingfei put down the cake and unfastened the nylon rope tied to the cake. "I'm just afraid that a lady like you can't get used to it. This cheap cake."
"I can bear even you, what else can't bear?"
Su Xiaoyao rolled his eyes.
"Um... two me?"
Lu Mingfei asked tentatively.
Su Xiaoyao was speechless.
Ten minutes later, Su Xiaoyao, who swallowed the last piece of cake on the plate, suddenly spoke to Lu Mingfei, who was still fighting next to him: "By the way, you will come with me tomorrow, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, I'll make it up for you. Birthday present."
"Cough cough cough..." Lu Mingfei choked with a mouthful of the cake, took a sip of water, and asked with wide eyes, "Are you serious?"
"I'm just kidding?"
Su Xiaoyao asked back.
"No, birthday gifts are fine, it's too much trouble, and everyone is classmates and they are familiar, so you don't have to be so polite..."
"Excuse me," Su Xiaoyao raised her pretty brows, "First, I don't know you well. Second, you don't need it, but I can't help it, or else what should people say about me? Don't even give it a birthday gift. Classmates buy it?"
Lu Mingfei waved his hand: "How can it be spread..."
Su Xiaoyao glanced at Su Jinye, Lu Mingfei stopped.
Oh, it is indeed possible to spread.
"Anyway, I just ordered it," Su Xiaoyao clapped, "You should treat it as repaying the favor I took in you before. If you dare not come, hum, you will consider the consequences for yourself!"
Lu Mingfei showed a bitter face.
...
Uncle and Aunt’s house.
The uncle who unbuttoned his suit jacket in the elevator pushed the door into the house, and the table was filled with halogen, white sauce, vinegar and cucumber shreds.
Uncle was taken aback, and asked in the kitchen: "Wife! Do you have noodles today?"
"What are you asking? Why don't you change your clothes and eat!"
Aunt Hedong Lion Roar.
Uncle hurriedly narrowed his neck and walked quickly to the bedroom.
"Wait!"
The aunt in the kitchen suddenly ordered.
"What's wrong with my wife?"
Uncle stood at attention.
"Someone came to our house today during the day and gave a few packs of cigarettes you usually smoke. I put them on the bedroom table for you, and I will put them away later!"
"I see, wife!"
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