I watched Er Chuang’s short video, and everything went numb!

【Sun Quan's Hefei War God Sun Shiwan was named because in the battle of Xiaoyaojin in Hefei, Sun Quan led a hundred thousand troops to attack Hefei. However, Hefei's general Zhang Liao only had seven to eight thousand troops, but failed to capture it for many days.】

【Not only that, the leader of the Wei army, Zhang Liao, personally led a surprise attack with 800 soldiers, which forced Sun Quan to flee in panic and almost captured Sun Quan alive.】

【Therefore, Sun Quan was nicknamed"Hefei God of War Sun Shiwan" by netizens."】

【In addition, Zhang Liao was also called"Zhang Babai" for this reason."】

【One is worth 100,000 yuan, the other is worth 800 yuan, the gold content is completely different.】

"Zhang Liao really needs to thank Sun Quan for forcing him to get a place in the martial arts temple."

"If you have a son, you should be like Sun Zhongmou, who gives away one hundred thousand to Hefei!"

"Shu Han has the romance of Shu Han, Cao Wei has the character of Cao Wei, and Soochow has the rats of Soochow."

"That, upstairs, has no other meaning, it is the Zhejiang province of your IP, which is the former Soochow."

"The dragon doesn't roar, the tiger doesn't roar, the little one is ridiculous!"

"His father is known as the Tiger of Jiangdong, and his brother is known as the Little Overlord of Jiangdong. He is the only one who lost the title of Hefei War God Sun Shiwan."

"True brothers must be Sun Shiwan and Zhang Babai. The whole country will support you to enter the martial arts temple."

"Eight hundred tigers marched across the river, and one hundred thousand Wu soldiers were frightened and returned."

"……"

Soochow plane.

Sun Quan's face was livid and furious.

To use a later term to describe it, he broke his defense.

There is another sentence that can describe his current mental state:"Slander! Slander! They slander me!"

The officials of Soochow lowered their heads one after another, not daring to look at Sun Quan.

Everyone knows that Sun Quan must be furious now.

"snort! It must have been passed down by future generations!"

Sun Quan finally snorted in his heart.

The video continues.

【Fifth place: Li Xian, Emperor Zhongzong of the Tang Dynasty, nicknamed: Liuwei Emperor Wan】

【Source: In addition to being an emperor himself, his father Li Zhi, his mother Wu Zetian, his brother Li Dan, his son Li Chongmao, and his nephew Li Longji have all been emperors, so they are ridiculed by netizens as the Liuwei Emperor Pill】

【In fact, his younger brother Tang Ruizong Li Dan was also a Liuwei Emperor Pill】

"Emperor's family bucket"

"My evaluation is not as good as Liu Yu’s Six Emperors of the Southern Dynasties (laughs)"

【Friendly reminder, the time ahead is about to enter the Song Dynasty (coward), which can easily cause blood pressure to rise, so please prepare antihypertensive drugs. 】

Emperors of all dynasties in the Song Dynasty:?

【Taking stock of the sixth nickname of ancient emperors】

【Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi, nicknamed: Gaoliang River Cart God, Donkey Cart Drifter】

【Source: In June 979 AD, Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty Zhao Guangyi personally marched on Youzhou and prepared to conquer the sixteen states of Yanyun. However, due to his limited military ability, he made many mistakes when commanding the battle, but the Liao army was fully prepared.】

【As a result, the Song army was severely defeated at the Gaoliang River and retreated across the board, with more than 10,000 people dead.】

【In the chaos, Song Taizong left behind tens of thousands of Song troops. After being hit by two arrows in the thigh, he drove a donkey cart and ran from Youzhou to Zhuozhou overnight. The distance was almost more than 100 kilometers.】

【The road conditions in ancient times were twists and turns. A seriously injured emperor drove a dilapidated donkey cart and escaped the pursuit of the Liao army's cavalry. He ran such a long distance. Such driving skills were truly remarkable. He was known as the Gaoliang River Car God. Well-deserved title】

"If this guy didn't run away and led his army to fight to the death, he might be able to turn defeat into victory. After all, the Song army had 120,000 troops and the Liao army only had 60,000 troops. Once he ran away, his morale was completely gone."

"He was so afraid of death that it would be strange if he didn't run away!"

"After running around all night, the donkey's butt was turned into donkey hide gelatin"

"He is really good and fun-loving"

"Search for Farah donkey, and you will understand why he can outperform the Liao cavalry."

"The God of Chariots on the Gaoliang River, also known as the Donkey Sect of the Song Dynasty! Good at drifting around corners with donkey carts"

"This video is not enough. This guy didn’t just run to Zhuozhou. He was so afraid of death that he entered Zhuozhou and ran another 80 kilometers before entering the city when he arrived at Jintaitun."

"Even the Liao cavalry couldn’t see the tail lights of my donkey cart, the God of Gaoliang River!"

"A donkey cart travels two hundred miles a night, and I will live up to the Song Dynasty and live up to you."

"The Gaolianghe Chariot God really lowered the name of Taizong. Taizong, the most rubbish person in history, is simply the floor tile in Taizong."

"Most of the emperors in his family are rubbish. It is better to return the throne to Taizu's line."

"How could he return it? After Gaolianghe's defeat, he was afraid that his throne would be unstable, so he killed Zhao Kuangyin's two sons."

"After all, the God of Gaoliang River still has the courage to conquer the Sixteenth State of Yanyun. He is better than the cowardly emperors of later generations."

"Courageous, but dishonest! The first battle destroyed all the founding elites of the Song Dynasty."

"……"

The plane of Taizong of the Great Song Dynasty.

Zhao Guangyi's face turned blue and white.

Seeing the ridicule of future generations, he felt extremely ashamed and angry.

Sudden

"puff!"

Originally, the root cause of the disease came down after he was hit by an arrow in the Battle of Gaoliang River. At this moment, Zhao Guangyi was so angry that he suddenly vomited out a mouthful of blood.

"His Majesty!"

"His Majesty!"

"Call the doctor!"

The ministers shouted.

The plane of Taizu of the Song Dynasty.

Zhao Kuangyin looked at the giant screen with a gloomy expression.

The other planes of previous dynasties before the plane of Song Taizong.

Qin Shihuang: What an incompetent waste!

Liu Che: What a fool!

Li Shimin: Such a wine bag and rice bag Is he worthy of being Taizong?

【Taking stock of the seventh nickname of ancient emperors】

【Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng, the son of Gaoliang River Chariot God, nicknamed: Taishan Emperor】

【Source: After signing the Chanyuan Alliance with the Liao State and promising to give the Liao State one hundred thousand taels of silver and two hundred thousand pieces of silk every year, Song Zhenzong came under a lot of pressure. In order to whitewash the peace, he decided to go to Mount Tai to become a Buddhist monk】

【The so-called Fengzen is a large-scale ceremony in which ancient Chinese emperors worshiped heaven and earth. According to tradition, it is usually held in Mount Tai.】

【There are two hard standards for Feng Chan: merit and auspiciousness】

【Merits are the emperor’s actual political achievements; auspiciousness is all kinds of good abnormal things and visions, which can also represent God’s recognition of the emperor.】

【Zhenzong of Song Dynasty did not have any achievements, so we can’t regard the Chanyuan Alliance as political achievements.】

【Without merit, you can only take the auspicious path.】

【So Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty had someone forge a copy of the Taishan Heavenly Book, and used this thing to complete the Zen ceremony in Mount Tai.】

【It was precisely because of his behavior that he seriously lowered the level of the Zen title. Emperors of later generations were ashamed to be alongside him, so no one was able to grant Zen status in Mount Tai.】

【Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty granted Zen status, which was not unprecedented, but unprecedented, so netizens jokingly called him Taishan Emperor. 】