I watched short videos of bad people, and the ancients broke my defense

On the occasion of communication between various planes.

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【Master, what did you say?】

【Give you money】

【Fan Qiaoer looked at the five copper coins in Yuan Tiangang's hand and only took three.】

【Three coins are enough. Look at you, it’s not easy either.】

【When Turtle Gong saw that Fan Qiao'er only took three copper coins, he couldn't help but taunted him:"Hey, are you rich?" Is the reward too much? Isn’t the handyman girl Fan Qiaoer short of money?】

【Don't worry about it】

【Fan Qiaoer snorted and walked towards Chang'an Pavilion. When the Turtle Master heard this, he suddenly became angry. He raised the sign and hit Fan Qiaoer on the back.】

【At this time, he was blocked by Yuan Tiangang. Yuan Tiangang handed Turtle Gong some coins.】

【Tie up Chai Feng】

【Chasing the wind?】

【Mr. Turtle looked confused, then looked along the rope. Just in front of him, a donkey grinned at him, its big white teeth shining brightly.】

【Yuan Tiangang entered Anle Pavilion and saw a lively scene in front of him. Some people were sitting on swings with red ribbons swinging, some were writing poems, and some were drinking. They were so happy. In the center of the stage, Chunxiang danced with her face covered with gauze. People around her cheered and cheered. It’s a prosperous scene, but Yuan Tiangang has no thoughts】

【Fan Qiaoer arranged for Yuan Tiangang to sit down and asked him to wait for a while before going to invite the madam.】

【However, Yuan Tiangang was not in the mood to visit the kiln. After Fan Qiaoer searched for her, he took out his compass and started looking for a suitable place to bury his close friend's ashes.】

【Choose auspiciousness for burial, seek help from bad luck】

【Yuan Tiangang calculated with one hand and held a compass in his hand. Along the way, he broke into many people's rooms and ruined many people's beautiful things. Yuan Tiangang even broke into a wing room, where a bearded man The man was taking a bath in a wooden barrel, calling Yuan Tiangang Dalang...It's really jaw-dropping. 】

Three Kingdoms plane.

When Cao Cao saw the man in the barrel, he called Yuan Tiangang Dalang in a soft voice.

He couldn't help laughing:"Hahaha, Zhou Wu is too enlightened! There are actually men who work as prostitutes. This taste is so unique! I admire it, I admire it!"

Cao Cao was amazed.......

The plane of the bright moon in the Qin Dynasty.

Xunzi looked at the shirtless man on the screen and couldn't help frowning:"The world is declining, immoral, and detrimental to elegance!"

At the same time,...

King Wei Anli looked at the man in the barrel and his mouth was almost drooling.

He has the good qualities of Long Yang, and he has a male favorite who is famous, that is Lord Long Yang, and this is how Long Yang Good is named! Generally refers to homosexuality in the future

【Yuan Tiangang ignored the perverted man's shouts and just took the compass to calculate.】

【When Fan Qiaoer was looking for the madam, she was also caught by her sister Shi Ji. Shi Ji was her stage name in the brothel and her real name was Fan Linger. After Shi Ji caught Fan Qiaoer, she cursed Fan Qiaoer and the two blamed each other.】

【The madam suddenly appeared, grabbed the two of them, scolded them, and then pulled them apart.】

【The old bustard asked Qiaoer what was going on】

【Qiaoer laughed playfully and replied: We have guests.】

【When Fan Qiaoer took the madam to find Yuan Tiangang, Yuan Tiangang was walking out of someone else's room, with countless curses and thrown things behind him.】

【After Yuan Tiangang was taken to a quiet empty room by the madam, he held a compass and asked: What's the matter?】

【The old madam stared at Yuan Tiangang calmly: We have many girls in Anle Pavilion, why do you need to worry about others?...】

【When Yuan Tiangang heard what the madam said, he looked impatient. He took out a golden bean from his arms and put it on the table.】

【The Madam's eyes suddenly lit up and she fell directly into Qian's eyes: Uncle, it's not impossible that you miss someone else's girl....】

【The madam immediately changed his mind. This man was generous with his money. He was very open-minded. Even his service attitude immediately improved. The madam smiled at Yuan Tiangang and even his tone became much softer.】

【I want to stay in a hotel. 】

Yuan Tiangang said neither salty nor blandly

【The madam was so excited that she quickly opened the door and shouted:"Girls! Have a tea party!""】

【A fat sheep, cheer up! Show off your special skills! Squeeze this feng shui master for me! Not a single pair of underwear left! 】

The madam was gesturing wildly to the brothel girls in front of her. Those brothel girls were holding pipa in their hands, holding their heads high and looking like they were bound to win!.......

The plane of the Three Kingdoms.

Cao Cao saw so many graceful and beautiful women lining up and walked in. His eyes lit up and he shouted excitedly:"Come at me, come at me! Come on, squeeze me dry! Prime Minister! I am as rich as a country! Waiting for you to exploit me!".......

【After these women walked into the house, the old madam, in order to make more money, immediately said:"This gentleman, this is the first time he comes to our Anle Pavilion, and he doesn't know anything. We have an unwritten rule that you can stay in the hotel only if you have a girl as your companion.""】

【The madam can be considered a marketing genius. He even came up with the idea of ​​bundled sales.】

【Looking at the fawning madam, Yuan Tiangang said:"Do you know Li Chunfeng?】

【When the old bustard heard this, his thoughts were flying. In order to retain Yuan Tiangang, he immediately nodded and said: I know you, Li Taishi, a great scholar and a great writer.】

【When I was young, I co-authored a book on oil promotion with our current national teacher Yuan Tiangang.】

【At this point, a dancer discovered Mama Sang's mistake, slapped the old bustard on the shoulder, and whispered the correction:"Push back picture"】

【Oh, yes, Tuibeitu, we are old acquaintances, hehehe. 】

The madam greeted her with a smile and was flattering to the extreme......

The Tang Dynasty plane.

Li Er looked at Li Chunfeng and couldn't help but ask:"Li Chunfeng, you are already an old man, and you still go to the brothel?"

"Your Majesty, I don’t have this hobby. Li Chunfeng immediately retorted:"This madam is obviously framing me."...."

"Let’s not mention this for now. Just push that thing to the oil map. Bah, push it to the back map! Push it out for me!"

This is not the first time Li Er heard this push-back diagram. There must be a lot of mystery in it.

At this time, Cheng Yaojin came up silently and said:"Brother Chunfeng, when you push back with this push-back diagram, is it necessary? Use oil?"

"The next time you push your back, call me too. I, Lao Cheng, also need to use oil to push your back."

Li Chunfeng:"....."