I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

As soon as this title came out, all the emperors showed curiosity.

Da Qin.

The First Emperor looked curious and looked at Li Si, “Li Si, what does it mean to be reborn? What does it mean to be reborn as a maggot?”

Li Si was also confused.

He didn’t know this question either.

The title of this marquee was a bit too high for him.

Rebirth?

He can know something about this. After all, there is a reborn emperor, but he is reborn as a maggot…

maggot?

What the hell is this?

And it still depends on the degree of explosion!

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin had just taken away the food, but when he turned around, he was a little hungry again.

People are like iron rice and steel. If they don’t eat one meal, they will feel hungry.

Therefore, after thinking about it, Li Er decided to eat some more.

He looked at this so-called explosive article and threw a piece of beef into his mouth.

He thought to himself, this thing is just an explosive fragment of later Internet articles.

How explosive can this be? In short, don’t let him see Ah San’s delicious food, then he can eat it without restraint!

He really couldn’t stand Ah San’s delicious food.

Too ahead of its time!

He asked curiously, “Wei Zheng, you know astronomy from above and geography from below. Do you know about rebirth? Do you know what maggots mean?”

Li Er was very confused about this later term.

As soon as these words came out.

Wei Zheng also showed embarrassment on his face.

“I don’t know!”

Li Er smiled, “Hahaha, I know you don’t know, otherwise I wouldn’t ask you.”

This time, I am very happy!

The veins on Wei Zheng’s forehead were twitching wildly. This Li Er has been feeling a little off lately!

He took a deep breath and resisted the urge to yell at Li Er angrily.

At this time, before the main movie was played, a line of explanation was written.

[Rebirth: After death, a person is reborn as someone else, with a brand new soul, which may be other people or animals! 】

This thing is not difficult for the emperor to understand.

This is very similar to the previous interpenetration of emperors.

But then, Maggot’s explanation confused them.

[Maggots: Also called maggots, they are the larvae of dipteran animals in the class Insecta. They are white in color and are mostly born in manure pits! 】

This explanation comes out.

Clang.

The beef in Li Shimin’s hand fell directly to the ground.

He looked confused, “What? That thing in the cesspit?”

Li Er’s face was twisted.

It’s so pitiful that he just wants to have a good meal of meat to fill his stomach. Why is it so difficult?

At this moment, look at the delicious food in front of you.

He couldn’t eat anymore.

“Chen Cao!”

Wei Zheng’s face turned green.

The toilets of the ancients were all large dry toilets, and when summer came, everyone was familiar with them.

All the Tang court officials raised their heads and looked at the sky in shock.

They didn’t understand, and they were shocked.

This thing can also be reborn?

Everyone’s expressions changed and they looked weird.

Da Qin.

The First Emperor was also confused.

“Do the people of future generations have such wonderful imaginations?”

He looked at the sky that was about to be played, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

at the same time.

Cao Xueqin, Shi Naian, Luo Guanzhong and other literary greats were also dumbfounded.

As the creators of story-telling novels, they are better able to understand what rebirth and novels are than emperors and common people.

But they were also shocked.

“Is this really something that people can come up with?”

“Reborn as a maggot?”

The imagination in their minds is stronger, so at the first moment, they associate a picture in their minds.

A maggot was reborn in a manure pit…

Is it what they think?

Canopy play.

Along with the BGM sound of the sand sculpture, the sound of the sky curtain suddenly sounded.

[I am a maggot in the sewer. I was flushed out during a flush. I was twisting my body on the toilet tiles. Just when I thought it was over, I saw a man who was 1.8 meters tall and wearing a black suit. , a man with a dignified face walked towards me! 】

[“Is he going to trample me to death?” “Normal people will find it disgusting, right?” Just when I was thinking a lot and was desperate for a while, the president picked me up and put me in his broad palm! 】

[He flicked me with his finger and said with a smile: “What a unique gadget, so cute!”]

In the sky screen, the man slowly curled his lips, his eyes were half cold, half indifferent, and there was also an unnoticeable joy.

Hear this.

All the emperors felt that something was broken, and it was broken all over the ground.

Listen carefully.

Oh, it turns out that their worldview is shattered.

Da Qin.

The corners of the First Emperor’s mouth twitched. Although this was a cartoon, as we all know, the power of association in words is very strong!

The imaginary picture will suddenly appear based on the text.

For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded.

“Is this little thing very unique?”

“The imagination of future generations…”

The First Emperor could not utter a complete sentence.

He was puzzled and shocked.

This clip is indeed explosive!

at the same time.

Tang Dynasty.

Snapped!

The beef in Li’s hand fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

This appetite is gone at all.

Wonderful!

Bravo.

No wonder this title is called “An inventory of those explosive Internet article clips”. These are indeed explosive!

The corners of Li Er’s mouth twitched.

“I still don’t believe it. I hold it in the palm of my hand and say that this little thing is really unique. It has already exploded. How can it be even more explosive?”

At this time.

The voice from the sky came.

[Since that day, he has doted on me very much, playing with my fat body from time to time. I found that I seemed to have fallen in love with him! 】

[He smells very good, like a mixture of petitgrain leaves and cedar wood, like the refreshing sea breeze! 】

【I seem to have fallen in love with him. 】

[One time when he was drunk, he showed his vulnerable side. 】

[But I accidentally turned into a human again. I confessed to him, and he agreed to me regardless of worldly concepts. That night, we had sex! 】

【I am pregnant! 】

[Soon, I gave birth to 200 children. Watching the children twist their bodies, I, as a mother, was very pleased. 】

ah?

ah?

All the emperors were dumbfounded.

The corners of their mouths twitched.

Luo Guanzhong and Cao Xueqin fell silent when they saw this video.

This imagination, this plot, this twist.

They couldn’t even guess.

It was so explosive.

The First Emperor was silent for a moment and said, “I am very worried about the mental state of the people in future generations…”

Ming dynasty.

Lao Zhu even twitched the corner of his mouth and became furious.

“I have long said that this novel must be banned. Isn’t this misleading?”

“The woman turned into a maggot, and the man had strong tastes and ignored worldly concepts. The woman turned into a human again, and gave birth to more than 200 children. What the hell is this!”

Lao Zhu couldn’t accept it and became murderous.

At this time.

Tianmu continued.

[Looking at the explosive scenes written in online novels, the second one is the revenge for killing the father! 】