I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Da Qin.

The First Emperor looked curious, “College student?”

“Who is this college student? He sounds a little stupid!”

Previously, the video of parents tutoring their children in learning was violent and broke their guard, which was deeply remembered by them.

The question that the primary school student worked on actually included the problem of a chicken and a rabbit in the same cage, which was very confusing.

Therefore, the First Emperor instinctively thought of it.

Primary school students are students who studied when they were young. Are college students the students who grow up?

“But their daily routine is quite interesting!”

“Maybe I can get inspiration from this college student in future generations!”

The First Emperor said.

Big man.

“As a big man like me, the path to study is difficult, so what will happen in the future?”

Liu Che looked curious.

Ming dynasty.

Song Lian didn’t expect that this canopy would actually come true.

“My journey to school has been very difficult. I believe that the days of college students in future generations will be even more difficult!”

For a time, all the major dynasties were talking about it.

Some students who were studying hard in the cold wind couldn’t help but raise their eyes and look at the sky.

The sky screen plays slowly.

Accompanied by a brisk BGM sound.

[Welcome to watch the daily life of college students and see how many college students have won! 】

[In the morning, start with a cup of blended soy milk and zombie meat buns. In the classroom, with the sound of timi in the headphones, you transform into Ying Zheng and rush into the exciting Canyon of Kings, or open the golden shovel. 】

In the picture, a cup of blended soy milk and zombie meat buns appeared.

Then, in front of the huge blackboard, the teacher salivated, and the hero on the student’s mobile phone also began his journey to become a ghost.

In short, I focus on one thing, he talks about his, and I play mine.

This scene directly shocked the emperors and ancient people.

“What?”

“The college student transformed into me and rushed into the Canyon of Kings?”

Ying Zheng had a look of astonishment on his face. If he read correctly, the person spitting on the blackboard in front of him should be the master who was teaching and teaching.

But later generations of college students actually treated learning in this way!

Ying Zheng looked incredulous.

Warring States Period.

Confucius also looked incredulous.

His face turned red and he couldn’t help but said, “Why did the master in the hall turn a deaf ear to this and didn’t you shoot him with the Analects of Confucius?”

How can we treat knowledge like this?

But Zigong on the side noticed something very unusual.

He found that there seemed to be a lot of college students in the sky screen.

But seeing that Confucius was angry, he did not dare to speak.

Ming dynasty.

Song Lian was confused.

This was completely different from the picture he imagined.

This, this, this…

How could future generations of students be like this?

Song Lian’s mind was full of how he struggled to study in those days, but the college students of later generations were completely different from him.

For a time, all the major dynasties were in great shock.

The sound from the sky continued to sound.

[At noon, I ate pre-made dishes for lunch. After the meal, I ordered fruit slices made entirely of rotten fruits, and had a sip of milk tea. 】

[Occasionally I want to keep in good health, drink some hot water mixed with disinfectant, and have no classes in the afternoon. I cover myself with a black cotton quilt that is as cold as iron and rest. But this is definitely not sleeping, but holding a mobile phone full of bacteria and browsing bad videos. . 】

[Occasionally I see videos of rich people, and I still sigh, there are so many rich people in the world, why can’t there be more of me? 】

[Turn over, the cord of the mobile phone charger is not long enough, unplug it and continue to use it, and then watch some Macau and Venetian movies. 】

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao subconsciously said, “What is this? A short movie in Macau and Venice?”

“What are these? Can you bring two for Cao to appreciate?”

Cao Cao said with expectation on his face.

He instinctively felt that the little movie in Macau and Venice that college students would like to watch was very unusual.

[I wanted to listen to music, but it turned out that it cost fifteen yuan to become a member, so I gritted my teeth and watched the thirty-second advertisement, and at the same time opened the browser to read some pirated novels. 】

[I felt the urge to urinate, turned around and went to the ground, went to the toilet comfortably, and then drank a diaosi drink that cost four yuan a bottle. 】

[In the evening, watching your roommates go out to fall in love, you went around the playground, hoping to have some romantic encounters, but got nothing. After returning to the dormitory, you took out your phone, opened the King of Kings, and thought about having a good time to vent your anger, but you were A teammate scolds a primary school student, but you break the defense on the spot! 】

[I opened NetEase Cloud at midnight, listened to the lyrics, and started emo inexplicably. I even couldn’t help but write a short essay for my ex-girlfriend or the goddess I was pursuing! 】

[Then, day after day, until the end of college, I felt that I went to college in vain, because I didn’t get the girls, let alone study! 】

Song Lian originally thought that beating the king would be too much, but unexpectedly he was too hasty.

This is juststart.

He listened for a long time, where was he studying?

In one day, the book was not even opened, and the king was beaten more than a dozen times!

The other emperors also looked shocked.

Qin Shihuang: “A day in the life of a college student is so simple and unpretentious?”

Liu Che: “What happened to future generations? I listened for a long time, but I didn’t learn anything in my daily life!”

Li Shimin: “The case has been solved. The students in this future generation must be extremely rare, and they are not even as good as me. This learning atmosphere is too bad!”

Zhu Yuanzhang: “Think about it, there are 1.4 billion people, I guess there are not many college students!”

For a time, all the emperors said one after another.

But at this time, the barrage rolled.

[The defense is broken, the defense is really broken, I feel like I’m being watched! 】

[A macho man who was lying on the bed holding a phone full of germs and scrolling through short videos shrank his feet in fear! 】

[It’s cool, it’s cool, it turns out the teacher is right, as long as I get admitted to college, this little life will be so cool! 】

[Don’t be fooled by this video. There are 12 million college students every year. Although there are many of them, they are more involved. Brothers, don’t be fooled! 】

[Fuck, so many? Twelve million college students a year? 】

[Next year will only be more terrifying! 】

[The competition is too fierce. This is the life of a freshman. Once you decide to take the postgraduate entrance examination or the public entrance examination, it will be endless review! 】

When these barrages appeared, all the ancients’ eyes widened in disbelief!

“What?”

“Twelve million college students a year, most of them are secretly involved in involution?”