I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

As soon as this word came out.

Da Qin.

The First Emperor was confused.

Meng Tian was also stunned.

“What?”

The First Emperor looked at the words on the sky screen and his eyes widened, “I burn books and humiliate scholars in order to cut off the long river of time???”

“And according to what Tianmu said, isn’t this entire universe the territory of the few?”

The First Emperor’s heart aroused a sense of pride.

This is the universe…

A touch of excitement surged through the heart of the First Emperor.

Not far away, Meng Tian was also excited.

Isn’t this better than guarding the Great Wall?

He, Meng Tian, ​​guards the border of the universe. No one can leave the border without the order of the First Emperor!

“Cool!”

“It’s so cool!”

Meng Tian laughed.

He didn’t know whether others would click on this profile when they saw it, but he, Meng Tian, ​​would definitely click on it!

However, Wang Jian’s heart suddenly became unbalanced. With such a cool introduction, why was it Meng Tian?

He, Wang Jian, destroyed the six kingdoms. Isn’t he worthy of guarding the borders of the universe?

Other dynasties were also taken aback.

They saw that the purpose of burning books and humiliating scholars was to cut off the long river of time, and they almost thought it was true.

This scares them quite a lot.

I thought that terrible things happened in Da Qin, so that history was fiction.

The First Emperor is conquering the universe!

The entire universe is the territory of the First Emperor.

Almost instantly.

The emperors of the major dynasties glanced up one after another, with an unconcealable domineering look in their eyes.

The First Emperor was like this,

where are they?

But this introduction is really exciting!

【Second! 】

[I was in a mental hospital and often stared at the sky in a daze! 】

[An old man saw this and secretly whispered in my ear: “Did you also realize that this sky is a barrier for them to monitor us?”]

[I remained calm, pointed to the ground, and made a silent gesture…]

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin’s mouth twitched.

He also looked at the blue sky and had to say that this generation is really full of talents.

The sky is a surveillance barrier.

“I think these two people need to increase the dose of medicine, otherwise the next step is to peek at the beautiful woman, but want to take off her clothes, and then take out the monkey rubber band from her pants and make it into a slingshot to hit the glass of the attending doctor’s house.”

Li Er couldn’t help but laugh.

All the civil and military officials of the Tang Dynasty also laughed.

Monkey rubber bands, they were simply impressed!

Cheng Yaojin looked at the sky and said again and again, “Your Majesty, don’t tell me. Although you know this thing is fake, it is really attractive.”

Yuchi Jingde also nodded and said, “This introduction is so true that I almost got scared!”

【Third! 】

[This is a doomsday city where zombies are rampant. You have experienced a hellish life for five years. 】

[Even almost sacrificed everything! 】

[But fortunately, after going through all kinds of hardships, you and your sister escaped from this doomsday city! 】

[In an instant, the communication was restored. You were excited to call for help, but you were surprised to see countless people directly in front of you with guns pointed at you. 】

[“You must never leave the city of doomsday!” someone said. 】

[Subsequently, the ignorant sister beside him was shot in the head! 】

[You retreated to the city of doomsday in silence, and at the same time, a strange voice sounded in your ears,]

[Whether to activate the doomsday system and declare war on the entire world! 】

hiss!

This introduction!

For a time, all the ancients were shocked.

Their eyes flashed with horror.

Just by saying these words, the anger in their hearts surged out.

“Declare war!”

“This must declare war!”

Ming dynasty.

Zhu Di spoke directly, with murderous intent flashing in his eyes.

If it were him, Zhu Di, he would definitely not be able to bear this!

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao was also full of anger, “I would rather teach me to betray the world than teach the world to betray me!”

“If this were me, Cao, I would definitely declare war, everyone would die, and the whole world would be destroyed together!”

For a time, a group of ancients said one after another.

This scene is too cruel.

After all the hard work, he took his sister to escape, but in the end, her head was shot!

Who can bear this?

They must click in!

【Fourth! 】

[On your computer, there is a science fiction game that comes from nowhere! 】

[When you finish the game out of boredom and conquer the entire universe as the head of the Galaxy Empire, you will quit the game without any interest. 】

[But you are the head of state after all. After clearing the game, you naturally have to act cool, so you left a message for the Galaxy Empire you defeated and uninstalled the game. 】

[When the empire faces crisis again, you can come to the solar system to find me! 】

[One day, a starship arrived outside the earth.Team, the entire earth is instantly facing a powerful enemy, and the world is terrified! 】

[At this time, a sentence reached the earth. 】

[Führer, are you there? 】

Along with this introduction.

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao couldn’t hold himself any longer.

“This sense of immersion is too strong!”

“Gu Xiang Gu seems to be the head of the universe, and the sense of immersion is too strong!”

“This is a must, I should conquer this universe!”

Ming dynasty.

Zhu Di was also a little surprised.

“If all those Yuan Dynasty novels had such attractive introductions, I wouldn’t stop reading them!”

“This Galaxy Head of State has something!”

Zhu Di clicked his tongue.

Not only Zhu Di, but other ancients also nodded.

The sense of immersion is too strong.

Cao Xueqin, Shi Naian and others were also shocked.

They lowered their heads and looked at the “Dream of Red Mansions”, “Water Margin”, “Romance of the Three Kingdoms” and “Journey to the West” that they were writing.

They all looked at the introduction, and then said in unison, “No, this introduction must be rewritten.”

“Compared with these, I think this introduction is really unsightly.”

【Fifth! 】

[You were beta testing a game. In the game, you fought against the Demon Empress for three days and three nights, but suddenly you received an official notification. 】

[The internal beta test has ended. Please take the initiative to die and return to reality. 】

[You are thinking that since you can’t kill the Demonic Empress, you still have to do something against her. 】

[After learning that the Demonic Empress hates men so much, you became so evil that you threw away the long sword in your hand and let the Empress’s sharp blade pierce her chest. Then you used your last strength to kiss the Demonic Empress. On her face, she felt regretful! 】

[You successfully returned to reality. Although you did not kill the Demonic Empress, you finally made her Taoist heart fall into dust! 】

[But just when you are about to return to the social life of 996, a cold-looking woman breaks through the void with a sword and comes to you…]

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao was immediately shocked.

Damn it!

This move is vicious!

This Demonic Empress is absolutely heartbroken, but since the closed beta is about to end, why not just kiss her?

Xu Chu also chuckled and said, “I didn’t expect that this Demonic Empress would break through the void and deliver it to her door.”

“If this man with the sword doesn’t kill this man, he will suffer the consequences!”

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin also commented, “If this were me, I would definitely click on it!”

“What’s the follow-up? I’m not short of money. How did the Demonic Empress teach me a lesson?”

For a moment, the eyes of all the emperors looked towards the sky.

“It doesn’t matter if you don’t read this traffic-generating ad, clicking on it is totally misleading.”

Gao Yang complained.

Then he moved his finger.

Soon, the sky screen surged.

Another huge headline appeared.

[What weird ways did the emperors in history die? 】