I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Da Qin.

The First Emperor happened to be thirsty, so he asked the eunuch to bring him a glass of water, and he just took a sip.

Then I happened to hear what Tian Mu said.

Almost at this moment, the First Emperor spurted out a mouthful of water.

His eyes widened and he looked towards the sky.

“What?”

“This Jin Jinggong accidentally fell into a manure pit and drowned?”

The First Emperor felt deeply exploded and couldn’t help but said.

A picture also appeared in his mind.

Jin Jinggong had a stomachache, so he just took off his pants and accidentally fell into the latrine.

Until the whole person is submerged…

“This method of death is simply unheard of, quite explosive!”

The First Emperor sighed.

On the side, Wang Jian also nodded, “This point is indeed explosive. It’s hard not to accept it!”

He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Is there anyone who falls into a pit and drowns these days?

Tang Dynasty.

Li Er was also stunned.

The way Jin Jinggong died was too explosive.

All the civil and military ministers opened their mouths in shock, with disbelief in their eyes.

Although the picture on the sky screen is just an animation picture and not a real person, they are still desperate enough in their minds.

That scene was simply too explosive.

“Your Majesty, do you want to write this down?” Wei Zheng held a writing brush, but he couldn’t handle it.

Should the emperor be careful when going to the toilet?

Li Er looked complicated. Although he hesitated for a moment, he still nodded and said, “Write it down.”

“An emperor actually fell into a pit and drowned.”

Wei Zheng also picked up a pen and wrote it down on rice paper.

He was also deeply shocked.

The emperor actually fell into the pit…

This pit is quite big!

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Zhang Fei was holding a snake spear that was eight feet long, with a complicated look on his face, “This Jin Jinggong was too miserable. He actually fell into a manure pit and drowned.”

“It’s really a small knife that opened my eyes. This is the first time I, Zhang Fei, have seen such a way of death.”

Xuchang.

Cao Cao looked serious.

“My dear, this Jin Jinggong is too miserable.”

“But Cao still has a very serious question.”

Cao Cao spoke about this in the Wanchao chat channel in his mind.

Cao Cao: “@jinjinggong, I have only one curious thing, and that is, did you fall into a latrine and call for help?”

“Normally speaking, when a person falls into a big pit like a cesspit, out of the instinct of survival, he should shout for help, right?”

“That makes sense, right?”

Xu Chu said with a dark face: “Master, do you think why I don’t smile?”

Cao Cao: “???”

for a while.

People from all dynasties and generations felt the smell coming towards their faces even through the canopy.

This sky is so explosive.

The majestic leader of a country could actually fall into a manure pit and drown.

What a weird way to die!

Spring and Autumn Period.

Jin Jinggong was completely dumbfounded.

He raised his head blankly and looked at the sky.

Despair welled up in his heart.

Unexpectedly, he fell into the manure pit and drowned!

Shame on you!

Now I feel I have lost all my face.

Everyone in the world, no, to be precise, in different time and space, knew that there was an emperor who died because he fell into a manure pit.

Especially after seeing Cao Cao’s @, Jin Jinggong’s mentality exploded.

This Cao Cao has gone too far!

If you fall into a manure pit, do you mean not calling for help or calling for help?

If you don’t call for help, it will definitely be gone.

If you cry out for help, it’s Gulu Gulu. It’s impossible to be a starving ghost anyway.

Jin Jinggong looked sad and angry.

“Thief Cao, I want to fight you!”

But no matter what, the wizard has already chopped it off.

The new wheat is also here.

At this moment, my stomach still hurts a lot.

“Your Majesty, what’s wrong with you?”

When the eunuch saw Jin Jinggong’s painful expression, he felt uncomfortable, so he hurriedly came up and said.

But Jin Jinggong waved his hand violently, “It doesn’t matter, it’s okay to be alone!”

“Gu’s stomach is fine!”

Although Jin Jinggong’s face turned green with pain, he still held on to his stomach.

Today, even if his stomach hurts to death and his trousers are in his pocket, it is impossible for Jin Jinggong to step into the latrine again.

No, to be precise, it is impossible to enter a hut in this life.

At this time, sporadic barrages swept across.

[I was really laughing like crazy. Some people were suffocated to death by pillows, some were smashed to death by lifting a cauldron, and now there are still some who fell into the manure pit and were buried to death. 】

[To be honest, the toilet in my hometown is no different from an ancient latrine. I am afraid of falling in every time. 】

[The thing I was most worried about has happened. After watching this video, I will never go to such a big pit again in my life. 】

[Actually, I admire this wizard. What he said is really accurate. Jin Jinggong really didn’t eat new wheat! 】

【is not that right? I was about to eat, but my stomach acheHe went to the toilet in severe pain, fell into the pit and drowned. 】

[This wizard is telling the truth and cheating! 】

Big man.

Liu Che also nodded and said, “This wizard is indeed strong enough. He can really make accurate calculations. Jin Jinggong really hasn’t had a bite of new wheat!”

Wei Qing nodded with a complicated expression, “This wizard is indeed accurate in his calculations!”

“But Jin Jinggong probably didn’t expect that he would fall into the pit and drown.”

The sky screen swept across.

[Weird ways of death for ancient emperors, Part 4! 】

[Similar to Jin Jinggong is George II of England! 】

[This king was constipated all year round, and every time he went to the toilet, it was very painful. Once, when he was going to the toilet, he exerted too much force, which caused an aneurysm to rupture, and he died suddenly on the toilet. 】

In the sky screen.

An anime character was sitting on the toilet, trembling because he couldn’t get out.

Then there was a tombstone on the toilet, with the word “pawn” in big letters.

The souls of George II and Jin Jinggong were gathered together, with a big soul ring on their head.

George II: “Man, how did you die?”

Jin Jinggong: “Don’t mention it. He fell into the pit and drowned. What about you?”

George II: “I couldn’t get out. I sat on the toilet too hard. The tumor burst and it died…”

Jin Jinggong: “Hey, let’s be more careful in the next life!”

“But I hope that I will never have to go to the toilet again in my next life.”

Both were in tears.

Ming dynasty.

Zhu Di couldn’t hold himself any longer.

He couldn’t help laughing and said, “This emperor has quite a few weird ways to die. First, Jin Jinggong fell into a latrine and drowned. There was also a constipated man who died from pulling too hard.”

Naturally, people in ancient times did not know what an aneurysm was, so it was in the eyes of the ancients.

This George II was constipated all year round, and then he got too excited when going to the toilet and died of diarrhea all of a sudden.

Tang Dynasty.

In the Jinluan Palace.

Wei Zheng writes like flying.

One of the weird ways the emperor died was that he had constipation and died of constipation!

At this moment, a piece of rice paper is almost full.

Wei Zheng also had to admit that the emperor had many strange ways to die.