I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

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Tang Dynasty.

Li Er suddenly sat up straight, his face full of shock.

Only then did he notice that this was a future food variety show, and this was the elimination round.

Although these three judges dislike Chubby very much, as a judge, if you want to eliminate Chubby, you must try it.

Otherwise, it is unconvincing, but if you eat it, you just fell into Xiaopang’s trick and ate pig manure.

What impressed Li Er the most was that the original flavor of the nine-turn large intestine had been exposed.

These three judges knew very well that there was something wrong with this nine-turn large intestine, and there were some private goods hidden in it!

Li Er exclaimed, “It is indeed the number one conspiracy in the world, it is really terrifying!”

Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui looked at the sky and successfully entered it, and they also fell into thinking.

If they were the judges of this food show, facing the cunning little fat man, would they eat it or not?

What a tough choice!

Big man.

Liu Che was also shocked at this moment.

Only then did he understand why the Nine-turn Large Intestine was known as the world’s number one conspiracy.

After working on it for a long time, it turned out to be like this!

If you don’t eat, you won’t be able to eliminate me. If you eat, you will fall into my trap!

Liu Che couldn’t help but think of the favor order he and his master’s father Yan had made.

In the name of doing good for the descendants of the Liu surname in the world, he Liu Che launched the order of favor, which has greatly weakened the power of the vassal king since then.

Push the order of grace and become famous all over the world!

From his point of view, Xiaopang’s Nine Turns of Large Intestine and his Pushing Order have the same effect but the same approach!

And this nine-turn large intestine is even more poisonous. After all, this is the fatal blow launched by the weak Fatty to the judges who decide his fate!

And his grace order was successfully implemented because the Han Dynasty was prosperous and the court was strong enough!

“This boy is very poisonous!”

Liu Che praised.

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Jia Xu also nodded, his eyes shining brightly.

This conspiracy was basically consistent with what he imagined.

On the side, Cao Cao also guessed it after Jia Xu’s suggestion, so he was not so shocked.

He looked at the sky and said, “So, these judges really fell into the trap and ate shit?”

Jia Xu smiled and said, “Since it was a plan to harm the three sages, and these happen to be three judges, they must be eaten.”

Cao Cao also had a smile on his face.

“In this case, I have to appreciate the expressions of these people.”

“Then Cao Kefan said that the last contestant processed the intestines too cleanly, which resulted in the loss of the taste of the intestines. This time, the intestines are original, so they must be very flavorful.”

Brush, brush, brush.

For a moment, many eyes focused on the picture in the sky.

To be precise, it was the three judges.

They were extremely curious as to whether they would eat or not!

in the screen.

Facing this original nine-turn large intestine, Li Zongsheng took the lead.

[First of all, the judge Li Zongsheng was the first to taste it, but Li Zongsheng noticed something was wrong early on, so he was on guard and only cut a small piece! 】

[But even so, after entering, Li Zongsheng still frowned and looked embarrassed. 】

[Even at this moment, he thought about all the joyful things in the world, but he still couldn’t block the sadness on his face. 】

In the picture, Li Zongsheng put a small piece of nine-turn large intestine made by a fat man into his mouth and chewed it. The next second, his face turned green.

Those brows were almost twisted into the character Sichuan!

The next second, he took the napkin and spit it out.

[Then, Cao Kefan, dressed in white and wearing glasses, came to Xiaopang. 】

[His reaction can be described as a classic scene! 】

In the scene, Cao Kefan picked up a knife and fork and asked, “Have you tasted it yourself?”

“Well, I had a taste.”

Cao Kefan smiled, stared straight at Xiaopang and asked, “How do you feel?”

Xiaopang replied, “I removed the fishy smell from most of the (feces) intestines, but I retained the taste of a part of the (feces) intestines. Only in this way will you know that what you are eating is large intestines!”

The implication.

He respected the taste of the food itself.

And nothing was wasted, it was all stewed in it.

“Did you keep it on purpose?”

“During the cleaning process, I left a piece of (feces) behind.”

“Whether it was intentional or accidental.”

“It was intentional.”

A brisk narration accompanied by BGM sounds.

[It’s a defense. I deliberately added a defense. If you don’t eat, you won’t be able to eliminate me. If you eat, you’ll fall into my trap. 】

At this point in the conversation, Cao Kefan had nothing to say.

He picked up the knife and fork, carefully cut off a piece of large intestine skin at the edge, and then put it in his mouth!

The moment the large intestine enters the mouth, a strong taste rushes straight into the brain, which is simply unbearable.

He quickly took out the napkin, covered his mouth, and spit it out.

But even so, that strong, upward smell is still thereIt lingers in the mouth.

Cao Kefan looked at Xiaopang, the instigator.

Xiaopang was also extremely calm.

Although Cao Kefan chose large intestine skin, it was not a big problem. He was already prepared.

At the end, he worriedly used the dung water that had been used to blanch the large intestine to remove the juice over high heat.

This taste is guaranteed to be through and through!

Although he didn’t say a word, Cao Kefan clenched his fists and trembled all over.

The angry eyes widened and even the lips were straining, as if they didn’t say anything, but they seemed to say everything.

At this moment, his murderous intention gradually arose!

Da Qin.

Even the First Emperor couldn’t help but smile when he saw this expression.

“In my opinion, this Cao Kefan is murderous.”

“You can’t hide the look on someone’s face when you want to stab someone!”

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin also laughed.

“Guanyin, your expression makes me laugh to death.”

Empress Changsun also had a smile on her face.

Cao Kefan couldn’t even pretend to have this expression.

in the screen.

The last judge, celebrity chef Liu Yifan, also came to Xiaopang’s original nine-turn large intestine.

[In order to show respect for food and respect for Little Fatty, celebrity chef Liu Yifan directly cut a large piece into his mouth and chewed it with an expressionless expression! 】

[He not only tasted it carefully, but also swallowed it in one gulp. 】

Cao Cao exclaimed: “F*ck!”

“This Liu Yifan is a ruthless person!”

Zhu Di felt nauseous just thinking about it, and couldn’t help but want to retching.

Then don’t even take this big mouthful and swallow it.

“Too cruel!”

“Liu Yifan can endure what ordinary people cannot endure. Given time, he will become a great person!”

For a moment, Liu Yifan’s operation made everyone scream, “Fuck!”

[Look, this is professionalism! 】

[But soon, the celebrity chef, who became more and more angry as he thought about it, finally couldn’t help but greet Xiaopang’s parents.

in the screen.

“Yu Tao!”

“If you want to become a professional cook, for the sake of your parents, tell me that you were negligent in the process of removing the fishy food today, right?” Liu Yifan asked.

At this point, all three judges have finished tasting!

Musician Li Zongsheng looked embarrassed after eating.

The host Cao Kefan gradually became murderous after eating.

Celebrity chef Liu Yifan couldn’t help but greet the little fat man’s parents.

The barrage was overwhelming at this moment.

“My family, I can’t bear to laugh anymore.”

“The limit is one for three, a true plan to harm the three wise men!”

“If you don’t eat it, you can’t eliminate me. If you eat it, you will fall into my trap, and the top conspiracy will be born!”

“You really have preserved a piece of “dung”!”

“For the sake of your parents, you neglected the steps to remove the fishy smell, right? Liu Yifan’s words made me laugh to death.”

“Little Fatty: Actually I wasn’t negligent, I did it on purpose.”

“The ruthless Liu Yifan.”

“Liu Yifan: Do you think I want to swallow it? It’s my turn and there’s no paper!!!”

“Little Fatty: My plan is complete and I don’t leave any hope. Do you think it’s safe to eat the skin of the large intestine? Sorry, I used fecal water to collect the juice over a high fire.”

[After tasting Xiaopang’s nine-turn large intestine, the three judges unanimously chose to eliminate Xiaopang without any doubt. 】

[But Xiaopang doesn’t care about this, because in his opinion, he is the biggest winner! 】

In the picture, after Xiaopang shook hands with the three judges, he took off his chef’s skirt and strode to the center of the stage.

He raised his right hand and laughed loudly at the camera: “I think my visit this time was worth it!”

“Worth it!!!”

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