I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

in the screen.

The cartoon character of Song Taizong is lying on a donkey cart with an arrow stuck in his butt.

One person and one donkey, running wildly all the way!

The donkey’s hooves shook the earth, Zhao Kuangyin’s hair swayed with the howling wind, and the arrow tail stuck on his butt trembled with the breeze!

Behind him, there were tens of thousands of Khitan cavalry holding weapons, charging towards the sky.

But even though they were well-trained cavalry, coupled with the strong horses at their hips, they were left far behind by Song Taizong carrying a donkey!

The Khitan cavalry behind them looked at a donkey cart riding Juechen, but they didn’t catch up!

Da Qin.

When the First Emperor saw this scene, he was immediately shocked.

“What?”

“One night, with an arrow in the butt, he ran a hundred miles and even the elite cavalry couldn’t catch up.”

“How could Song Taizong be so terrifying?”

Big man.

Liu Che was also stunned.

Huo Qubing even sighed at the side, “This Song Taizong is worthy of the nickname of the God of Chariots on the Gaoliang River. His skill in driving a donkey is unparalleled!”

“Even if I drive a horse, I don’t have the confidence to beat his donkey cart.”

This donkey is indeed strong!

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin also sighed, “In the past, if someone told me that a donkey cart could run hundreds of miles in a night, even making it impossible for tens of thousands of cavalry to catch up, I would definitely chop off his head with a knife!”

“But now, I believe it.”

“The speed of this donkey cart is simply terrifying. Song Taizong is worthy of the nickname of the God of Carriage of the Gaoliang River.”

When everyone saw this scene, they commented one after another.

Even many emperors and generals laughed.

Before this video appeared, they had never imagined that the donkey cart could run so fast.

Unheard of, unseen!

Song Dynasty.

Zhao Kuangyin was also dumbfounded.

On the one hand, I was shocked by the speed of the donkey cart, but on the other hand, I was shocked by the information on the sky screen.

He only felt that the sky was falling!

This Gaoliang River Chariot God, the second generation emperor of the Song Dynasty, was not his son, but his younger brother, Zhao Guangyi!

His eyes suddenly looked at Zhao Guangyi who was standing aside, with a strong murderous intent in his eyes.

He has not forgotten what Tian Mu said to Zhao Guangyi!

He wanted to clear away the stigma that people speculated that he killed his brother and ascended the throne.

In other words, he, Zhao Kuangyin, is just like Li Jiancheng.

“Prince Jin, you are so brave!”

Zhao Kuangyin’s voice came out with endless killing intent, and Zhao Guangyi felt like the sky was falling.

It was already very embarrassing to be chased for hundreds of miles in a donkey cart, but I never expected that he turned out to be the second emperor of the Song Dynasty!

And he was also suspected of killing Zhao Kuangyin with his own hands!

What the hell!

Zhao Guangyi knelt down directly, “Your Majesty, there must be some misunderstanding here!”

“What Tianmu said is just a suspicion. Obviously this matter is not completely determined!”

For Zhao Guangyi, as long as he can save his life, that is enough.

What I fear most is that I will lose my life…

Zhao Kuangyin’s dark face showed endless killing intent.

At this time, Gao Yang also clicked on the comment area.

[The Gaoliang River Chariot God is indeed well-deserved. The skill of driving a donkey is really terrifying. Tens of thousands of Khitan soldiers cannot catch up with him, and the picture becomes clear. 】

[Family members, the most important thing is that Zhao Guangyi still has an arrow stuck in his butt, so Zhao Kuangyin can only lie down. It is reasonable for Brother Lu to squirt a few farts after running wild all night, right? ! 】

[Zhao Guangyi: Family members, it’s so difficult for me. 】

[It is normal that the Khitan cavalry cannot catch up. After all, there is a Lamborghini cow in front and a Farah donkey in the back. This is a mysterious power from the next thousand years! 】

Khitan Cavalry: “Lamborgi bull? Farah donkey? What is this?”

There were question marks over their heads.

[According to unofficial records, before Zhao Guangyi ran away, he first lay next to Brother Donkey’s ear and whispered that two beautiful female donkeys came to the house. He had no other intention. He just went back late and was picked up by another male donkey. The donkey got there first. 】

[You are a bit wild as a wild historian. 】

[Donkey (manually lighting up the cigarette and grinning with big yellow teeth): Lao Deng, sit still, this high-end game will let you feel what it means to be fast and lightning fast! 】

[If Zhao Yunchang Banpo had ridden the donkey back then, Cao Cao would have been beheaded under the donkey before he could even react. 】

[If Lu Bu had this donkey, he would have unified the three kingdoms long ago. 】

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Zhao Yun’s eyes widened when he heard this!

He shouted outside, “Holy shit, riding a donkey to kill Cao Cao?”

“Come here, take me to the donkey pen for a look. I want to change my mount!”

Xuchang.

Cao Cao was shocked when he saw the comments.

“Is this Zhao Yun plus donkey really so strong?”

On the side, Jia Xu stood up and said calmly.

“Master, don’t panic, we can definitely use itDonkeys deal with donkeys. On the march from now on, prepare a donkey cart to relieve the siege! ”

“If something goes wrong, my lord, just get on the donkey cart and drive all the way back to Xuchang!”

Lu Bu held Fang Tian’s painted halberd and slowly looked at the red rabbit horse on one side.

Looking at the donkey in Zhao Guangyi’s hand, he immediately felt that the red rabbit and horse in his hand no longer smelled good.

Ma Chao even found a tall donkey and immediately wanted to test its speed, endurance and obedience.

Not only Ma Chao, but other generals also put down their horses and went to find the donkey!

For all the generals,

It’s not that war horses can’t be bought, but donkeys are more cost-effective.

If this donkey is really as fast as the one in the picture, then given time, Cao Cao’s army will attack.

A young general in white robes was about to come out with a donkey in his hand. He pointed a tiger-headed spear at Cao Cao and said angrily, “I am Xiliang Jin Machao. Cao Cao’s thief, come and die!”

With a roar, the war donkey under Ma Chao’s crotch also opened its mouth, revealing its big yellow teeth, and looked up to the sky and neighed!

Gao Yang slid his fingers.

Comments continue to come into view.

[One hundred kilometers consumes three carrots! 】

[The first donkey to protect the country in the Song Dynasty, Zhao Guangyi’s donkey-suppressing general! 】

[Zhao Guangyi’s escape skills are first-rate, but to be honest, if this guy hadn’t escaped before the battle, how could the 120,000 Song army be defeated by the 60,000 Khitan army, with tens of thousands of casualties! 】

[It was not enough for this guy to run to Zhuozhou overnight. After entering the city, he fled another eighty miles overnight. 】

[This guy’s most famous nicknames are the God of Sorghum River Carriage and the Donkey Drifter, but he also has other nicknames, the God of Axeman! 】

[The word “Zhu Ying ax sound” is said to belong to the two brothers Zhao Guangyi and Zhao Kuangyin. Folk rumors say that Zhao Guangyi killed Zhao Kuangyin with an axe, but there are many loopholes and it is not credible. 】

[But in my humble opinion, Zhao Kuangyin’s death must be related to Zhao Guangyi. Even if it has nothing to do with it, Zhao Kuangyin’s two children all died suddenly and mysteriously as Zhao Guangyi ascended the throne. 】

[It is indeed a bit outrageous. Zhao Kuangyin was strong and strong. It would be fine if a general died suddenly when he was less than fifty. His two sons also died suddenly and mysteriously together less than three years after Zhao Kuangyin’s death. It’s really scary to think about it! 】

Great Song Dynasty!

Inside the Jinluan Hall.

Zhao Guangyi’s eyes widened and he looked at the comment section that appeared on the screen, as well as the comments from netizens that seemed like ordinary chatter.

He has the heart to curse.

wipe!

I am so stupid!

It’s scary to think about it carefully!

Zhao Guangyi was furious in his heart.

You are just talking casually here to satisfy your craving, but this will be fatal to him. Maybe the entire Jin Palace will be destroyed!

Zhao Guangyi slowly raised his head and met an eye with endless murderous intent…