If I could learn a way to prevent being bullied,
I might be able to use it someday. So
, many girls looked at the screen carefully.
Then, the video content appeared.
【A muscular man standing in the gym with a sandbag behind him】
【The strong man warned in a very serious tone】
【"Today I will teach you the most deadly self-defense technique in history. Remember, this technique can only be used in life-or-death situations."】
【"I'm not kidding you."】
【"This move was created by Master YS in 1987."】
【"Because it is too brutal, it is banned from all fighting competitions."】
【"So, I warn everyone again, be careful when making moves!"】
"I, Han Meimei, must learn this trick today no matter what!"
"I swear, if I don’t learn this trick today, I will never go out!"
"《Extension》"
"Emphasis"
"High energy ahead, this is no joke!"
"The following scene is too brutal, run if you can!"
……
Baki World.
Hanma Baki raised his eyebrows.
Apart from anything else, the words"most deadly" and the serious words in the barrage were enough to attract Hanma Baki's attention.
""Huh? Really? I want to see how deadly this move is."
He stared at the light screen with a fanatical look.
All the battles he had experienced were life-and-death battles, and there was no such thing as fouls.
If this move was really that dangerous, perhaps he could just in case.
……
Kaguya-sama wants me to confess my love to the world.
Ishigami Yu looked up.
Then he looked at Fujiwara Chika:"Fujiwara-senpai, do you want to learn this move?"
Fujiwara Chika shook her head:"No, just by listening to the description, I know that this move is very dangerous. Besides, I'm not as cute as Vice President Kaguya, so I don't need any self-defense."
Ishigami Yu glanced at the other's chest and sighed.
Fujiwara-senpai obviously didn't notice.
For some perverts.
Sometimes the body shape occupies a more important proportion.
With Fujiwara-senpai's body shape, he is definitely the favorite of perverts.
"Forget it, I'll just follow and learn."
In response,
Fujiwara Chika asked in confusion:"Ishigami, you won't be harassed by others, right? Why learn this trick?"
Ishigami Yu thought to himself,"Of course I won't.
But
"Just in case, if Fujiwara-senpai needs it someday, I can still teach you."
"Besides, Nomiko doesn't know how to refuse, and she might get hurt someday. And, given her personality, she won't be interested in this video, so……"
Listen.
Fujiwara Chika suddenly realized.
Ishigami-san is really gentle.
……
The comments in the comments also attracted the attention of viewers from other worlds.
They kept saying"you must learn something" and"high energy ahead."
As you can imagine, the self-defense skills taught in this video are definitely beyond people's expectations.
"Wow, people in the backstage world said so, this move must be very powerful"
"I must learn it today!"
"Me too!"
"The most deadly self-defense technique... Just listening to it makes me a little excited."
"Hurry up and bring this video up so I can see how dangerous this move is."
Their attention became more focused.
Then, the teaching officially began!
【The strong man leans against a sandbag with a face painted on it, facing the camera】
【"Fellow men, when you are walking on the street, you may be attacked from behind."】
【"Don't panic at this time, as long as you learn my trick, the other party will not dare to attack you again"】
【"First, let's determine whether the arm has room to maneuver."】
【"If you have one, don't hesitate, use all your strength to elbow the opponent in the ribs."】
【"Then he will let go of you because of the severe pain."】
【The strong man introduced and demonstrated the corresponding movements】
【From how to exert force to how to use it, it is described clearly.】
【Then, he faced the sandbag head-on】
【"The next step is the most important. Don't run away after you break free! Don't run away, otherwise it will give the other party a chance to react, and he may treat you even more crazily."】
【"What we need to do is to hit the criminal hard on the chin before he recovers from the pain!"】
【Talking】
【The strong man twisted his waist and punched hard on the lower part of the face.】
【Then he hugged the sandbag and continued】
【"We all know that the chin is connected to this terminal nerve. If the opponent is hit by this punch, he will definitely lose strength and temporarily fall into a coma."】
【"But, don’t run away at this time! Don’t run away, because if you run away, the other party will probably retaliate against you."】
【"The next one is the most important one"】
【"Grab his face, remember to keep his head steady, and……"】
【The strong man suddenly hugged the sandbag tightly and sucked hard on the face.】
【I don't know how long this process lasted, even the sandbag was pressed under him.】
【Finally, he let go of the sandbag, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and smiled:"This way, no one will dare to approach you again."】
(I have watched it before, but I couldn't find the original video after searching for a long time. However, the general content is similar. I hope those who have watched it will tolerate it.)
"So deadly!"
"Especially the last move is the finishing touch. When a person is hit hard on the chin, he will fall into a state of shortness of breath. At this time, sucking his soul will most likely make him unable to breathe, thus suffocating him to death."
"Too brutal, too deadly"
"Thank you for helping me solve the problem that has been bothering me."
"Ah! my eyes!"
"Why did I click on this video? I should have run away when I saw the prompt at the beginning!"
"Damn it, something unclean has entered my mind."
"I want a pair of eyes that haven't seen this video!"
"Is this the way to solve it? I have learned it, so can I skip the first two steps?"
"Ah? Ah Zhen, are you serious?"
……
Cardcaptor Sakura World.
Touya Kinomoto holds his chin thoughtfully.
"Hmm... it doesn't seem to be of much use, but……"
Maybe I can use it on someone?
However, if I really do this, will the snow rabbit be angry?
Anyway, maybe I can try it.
……
The world of the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.
Wei Wuxian touched his lips.
He turned his head lazily and looked towards the Gusu City in the distance.
"I wonder if he will hug me from behind one day?"
When the time comes, maybe I can take that opportunity to confess to him and develop to that point like the last one in this video.
How great it would be if I could do that.
……
In the world of Gintama,
Kagura said with disgust:"Pfft, ptff, how can this be fatal? It really makes my eyes dirty."
However, Sakata Gintoki said thoughtfully:"No, maybe this is really a surprising move."
"Think about it, if you suddenly kiss someone, his brain will definitely go blank for a while, right? As long as you can seize the time……"(To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
Kagura couldn't imagine that scene.
But she could probably imagine it.
Maybe Gintoki could really do such a disgusting thing.
So she said:"Gintoki, I warn you, if you dare to do such a dirty thing in front of me, I will definitely sew your mouth shut."
Gintoki curled his lips and said:"What are you talking about? Even I can't do this to the same sex, I mean those women, and the good-looking ones!"
"As for the video...just let Xinbaji do it, he will accept it"
"That won't be good!"Xin Baji retorted on the spot
……
《Love comes after conquering the world》World.
In the superhero headquarters.
Heart is with Fudo who is in the body of Sisimei.
After seeing this video, he suddenly shouted:"Got it!"
He was so excited. So much so that his companions subconsciously stayed away from him:"Uh, Fudo-kun... I didn't expect you to have this kind of fetish."
"Well, we are all partners, please don't attack me"[]
Fudo looked at those people in confusion:"Why would I attack you?"
What a joke.
This is totally impossible.
Fudo's heart.
It belongs only to Sisimei!
As for why he is so excited... there is only one reason!
At this moment.
Ojino Hayato asked in confusion:"Then why are you so excited after watching this video?" Aikawa Fudo opened his mouth, and then said as a matter of course:"I am not excited because of watching this video, but because I think of a new move. You guys watch it first, I will absorb the knowledge."
After that,
Fudo quickly ran to the toilet.
Took out his mobile phone
【Don’t move: Damn it, beautiful, let’s meet on the battlefield next time, and we’ll use the move in the video!】
【Didimei: But...but……】
【Unmovable: I am also very shy, but this move allows us to kiss each other openly in battle, and I can't help it.】
【Sisimei: I, I get it. However, as a hero, it is not appropriate for you to take the initiative to kiss others. When the time comes, you can seize the opportunity, hug me from behind, and let me take the initiative to kiss... kiss……】
【DieSiMei: As long as you know what I mean!】
【Don't move: Oh!
He couldn't help but clench his fists.
Success!
Sisimei agreed!
Great!
But.
No need to go to the battlefield.
As Sisimei agreed.
Don't move just thought of Sisimei's cherry lips approaching him.
He couldn't help but blush.
Even his nose bled.
He didn't dare to think.
If Sisimei really kissed him on the battlefield, what would happen to him?
……
Apart from these people who were fanciful, the audiences in other worlds were speechless.
"`.Are you kidding me?"
"What video did I watch?"
"I can’t stand it anymore, this is too perverted, who on earth would use this kind of self-defense technique?"
"I!"
"It turns out there really are perverts. Do you like men?"
"Haha, you guys are so naive."
"Who says it has to be a man's?"
"Think about it, if there is a girl playing the game of"Guess Who I Am" with you, and you use a series of smooth moves, hug her and kiss her fiercely, and then say afterwards that you were just acting in self-defense... do you think anyone would say anything bad to you?"
"genius!"
"Shit, why did you post it on the barrage? Why not just tell me in private?"
"Now, everyone knows that you have ulterior motives, so this trick is useless."
"Yes! Why should I say it?"
"It's all because of you idiots who can't learn from your mistakes that I lost my precious plan!"
"If you were smart, you wouldn't say it."
"It's over now!"
"Hey, what are you whining about? Isn't it that (Zhao Nuo) can't kiss girls? But he can kiss good-looking men."
"Let me say it again, I'm not gay."
"I am"
"It doesn't matter if you don't learn it, I will definitely learn it"
"What a wonderful self-defense technique! Why didn't I think of this idea sooner?"
"abnormal……"
"Well, I'm not a pervert, but if, I mean if, the person who attacked me from behind was Hideyoshi, I could hug him and kiss him for a year."
"Forehead……"
"If you say that, I won't be sleepy anymore."
"Hideyoshi?... Hideyoshi, damn it! Hideyoshi is not in our world, wuwuwu"
"I'll teach you a good way"
"After learning the first two moves, turn around and see if the other person looks good. If he looks good, don't hesitate, kiss him! If he doesn't look good... humph, kick the other person's lower body."
"Regardless of gender?"
"As long as the face is good-looking enough, does gender make any difference?"
"Maybe not……"
"Are you all so hungry?"
"You are too obsessed with gender. I am different. I am just an ordinary member of the Appearance Association. As long as a person looks good, everything else is fine."
"6."
Sure enough.
When there are many viewers, there will be no fewer perverts.
Such a perverted video can benefit many people.
It's simply outrageous!
It can be said that not only the video is eye-catching, but also the comments are very eye-catching.
Many viewers regretted why they spoke.
Isn't it better to let these perverts discuss it themselves?
They just hope that the next video will come soon so that these perverts can speak less.
Finally, a black shadow slid, and a new video title appeared.
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