Crayon Shin-chan World
""Hiroshi, if it were you, under what circumstances would you show such an expression?" Mei Ya asked.
Questions like this should of course be asked to men.
After all, everyone's men are almost the same.
Nohara Hiroshi thought for a moment and said,"I encountered a honey trap."
Mei Ya nodded in sudden realization,"I see."
""Hey." Just then,
Shin-chan shook his head and sighed,"You two still need to practice. Doesn't the man's expression clearly explain his experience?"
Being educated by a child's word,
Guangzhi asked very unhappily,"Really? Then, Shin-chan, tell me what you think."
Shin-chan sat down and said in the tone of a gangster boss.
"Look carefully, his pain is the pain of something not meeting expectations."
"According to the clues, he likes big sisters very much, and he finally met a very long-lived elf sister, but the other party is a child, so he is so painful."
Xiao Xin said it very logically.
Guangzhi and Meisai looked at each other in shock.
Why does Xiao Xin know so much?
Guangzhi covered his forehead and asked:"Why do you think so?"
Xiao Xin tilted his head and said as a matter of course:"I was just wondering, under what circumstances would I show such an expression"
"Then I thought, if one day, Dad asked me to go on a blind date with a beautiful older sister, but when we met I found out that the other person was the same age, I would also be so miserable."
"……"
Can anyone tell me what this little brat is thinking about every day?
It's like God arranged a blind date for a five-year-old.
But.
This is the standard answer given by Shin-chan with a 100% accuracy rate.
Guangzhi and Mei-ya looked at each other. They nodded to each other and said,"Go away, what does a little brat know about adult matters? Watch your video carefully."
"That's right, that's right."
Although the two of them sounded disgusted, their bodies honestly took Xiaoxin's explanation as an answer.
……
Jujutsu Kaisen World.
After reading the question, Todou Aoi suddenly had a memory that did not exist.
……
One evening after school, my brother Yuji Itadori smiled and clapped his hands with me and said,"Mybro, I have good news for you. I met a girl with big breasts and big butt. What do you think? Do you want to meet her?"
Toudou Aoi was very moved.
He is indeed my brother!
He really shares good things with me!
"Of course!"
Then, at the school stadium, he and Yuji Itadori stopped in front of a blonde girl.
"Bro, this is the girl I told you about, Nishimiya Momo"
"Sorry, I just want to see what your expression is like when you are fooled. After all, I have never seen it before, hahahaha.
"
"No!"Toudou Aoi held her head in pain.
"Why is the big sister Nishimiya? Brother, you can't do this to me!"
Seeing this,
Nishimiya Tao, Mayi and others were stunned.
"What is the big sister killing Nishimiya-san? What is Todou Aoi thinking?"
"Humph, it must be something impolite."Xigong Tao said contemptuously.
This is because he can't beat Dongtang Aoi, otherwise he must be taught a lesson!
"But speaking of it, Aoi's expression is as painful as the person in the photo, and he also mentioned the word"big sister". Maybe he just thought of the correct answer? I think we should ask."
Hearing this,
Nishimiya Tao shuddered:"Well, let's not do it. We all know that his brain circuit is different from that of normal people. What makes him feel painful may not be a normal answer."
For some reason, she felt that if she asked the correct answer, she would be very socially dead.
But she did not have a veto.
In addition, the reward for the correct answer can increase the magic power.
Others could not be indifferent.
The singer patted Todou Aoi on the shoulder and asked:"Aoi, tell us what you just imagined."
Todou Aoi took a deep breath and told him the memory that made him"painful".
After listening
"puff……"Kenki Kamo, Mai Zenin, and Utahime couldn't help but burst out laughing. It was too outrageous.
So this is what Aoi Toudou meant when she said,"Why is the big sister Nishimiya-san?"
As for Nishimiya Momo, she already felt that her life was hopeless.
She flew into a rage and said,"That first-year brat, I must teach him a heavy lesson!"
Kasumi Miwa quickly grabbed her and said,"Senior Nishimiya, this is just Toudou-senpai's imagination, it has nothing to do with Yuji Itadori, don't be impulsive!"
"Besides, instead of teaching Yuji Itadori a lesson, we should tell the other people in the high school the answer now." After laughing, Kenji Kamo immediately realized that although what Aoi Todou said was outrageous, it must be very close to the correct answer.
For the reward, we must tell others as soon as possible.
In this regard, the song girl said:"Don't worry, I have already told the other sorcerers."
Senior Song Girl is still reliable
……
Of course.
People like Shin-chan and Toudou Aoi who like big sisters are a minority after all.
Other viewers rarely think about this.
Their answers are all about what the elf big sister did to the man on the screen.
"The elf sister deceived his feelings? Swindled all his property?"
"A human cosplays as an elf big sister and plays with his emotions?"
"A male elf transformed into an older sister and played a trick on him?"
"A goblin who mastered magic captured his elf wife?"
"He discovered that the elf was playing with the big sister he liked?"
"……"
There are countless answers like this.
And they are getting more and more outrageous.
It is at this time that the video begins
【Fulilian and his group wanted to invite Zain to travel together】
【But Zain refused to agree anyway.】
【In order to take him away, Fulilian and the other two had no choice but to use other tricks.】
【They asked Zain's brother what Zain really liked.】
【The result: smoking, drinking, gambling and...big sister】
【The two little ones looked at Fulilian.】
【Fulilian suddenly realized that she was indeed the eldest sister.】
【So, the warrior carrying the axe went out to find Zain】
【"Zain, don’t you want to travel with an older sister?"】
【Zain’s mouth curled up slightly:"Are you stupid? When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adventurer just for my big sister."】
【"So, where is the big sister you are talking about?"】
【at this time】
【"Right here, Zain!"】
【I heard a voice behind me. I turned around and saw Fulilian pinching her waist with a smug look on her face and saying,"I am an elf, a big sister who is much older than you."】
【Zain was stunned for a moment:"So, my brother seems to have mentioned this matter"】
【He sighed heavily.】
【Then she revealed the same painful expression as in the photo, and said in a crying voice:"This kind of person, this kind of person doesn't count as a big sister!"】
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