???
So after all this time, we are asking for our own death?
The ninjas were speechless.
They were still trying to make excuses.
At this moment, suddenly, a black shadow flashed. A new video title appeared.
《The magical operation of the stupid couple~》
"Ah, it's no longer a dance video, what a pity, I was planning to continue watching it"
"really"
"But I started laughing when I saw the title"
"Idiot + Couple, you can tell at a glance that this is a very interesting video"
"Let me see what outrageous actions these stupid lovers have taken.
Who can resist being funny?
Everyone is looking forward to it.
……
Kaguya-sama : Love is War wants me to confess my love to the world. Fujiwara Chika widened her eyes.
Speaking of stupid couples, we must mention the president and the vice president, right?
Although these two are both geniuses in learning.
But when it comes to being a couple... hehe.
I wonder if the stupid couple that will appear in this video is the one I support? If so, what will they do? In other words, what makes them called stupid couples?
It's really exciting.
Fujiwara Chika stared at the screen without blinking.
……
Then.
The video officially begins
【No.1: Princess hug】
【On the banks of the Arakawa River, Ichinomiya Yuki and Nino, who have become a couple but have only held hands, are dating and trying to improve their relationship.】
【Nino asked,"What do people refer to as dating?"】
【Ichinomiya Yuki thought for a long time and then suddenly realized:"Oh, that's right! Princess hug! In the movies, TV shows and comics I've seen, all couples can't do without this intimate action!"】
【Nino asked expectantly,"Really? Then let's try it too.""】
【Ichimiya nodded, half-knelt on the ground, and stretched out his hands:"Anyway, Miss Nino, please sit here"】
【Nino tilted her head, turned around several times, and sat on Ichimiya's back.】
【Ichimiya Xing said speechlessly:"I mean the front!"】
【Nino suddenly realized and sat in Ichimiya's arms.】
【Don't mention it, at the beginning, the two of them had the right posture.】
【Ichimiya Xing couldn't help but nodded:"Okay, then I'll stand up!"】
【After saying that, he stood up, and in the process of standing up, the postures of the two people kept changing.】
【When Ichimiya Xing stood up completely, he held Nino's hands with one hand and his feet with the other hand, hanging Nino in the air.】
【Specifically... Have you ever seen a pig being slaughtered? In the process of lifting a pig, the four pig trotters need to be firmly tied to a wooden stake, and then carried to the front of the big pot by several adults.】
【Nino's posture now is exactly the same as that of a pig being carried.】
【And Ichimiya said shamelessly:"This is a princess hug!"】
【After saying that, he raised his leg and took a step forward.】
【"With a"bang", his knee suddenly hit Nino's back.】
【"boom!"】
【"pain"】
【"boom!"】
【"pain"】
【I don't know how many steps I walked, sweating and panting, Ichimiya Xing put down Nino who was trembling in pain.】
【Nino commented:"Likrut, I hate princess hugs."】
"So far so good"
"High energy ahead"
"Watch carefully, I will only teach you once, this is the correct way to do a princess hug!"
"Did all of my years of reading girls' comics go to waste?"
"Breathtaking operation"
"Fuck, I laughed like a pig, this operation is too outrageous"
"This operation is quite explosive in all love circles."
……
Arakawa Under the Hood World.
Xing Xing looks angry
"That pretty boy... that pretty boy! What kind of ideas is he trying to instill in my Nino?!"
"Close contact is fine, but they call this stupid action a princess hug? I'm going to kill him! I must kill him!"
But before Xingxing could take action, the village chief in the river swam to the shore quickly, climbed up the bridge with a gloomy face, and kicked open the door of Shizhigongxing's house.
"Rick! You should apologize for the term"princess hug"!"
"I tell you! If you can't learn the correct princess hug posture today, I will kick you out of the village!"
"You damned fellow! Come with me now!"
Xingxing scratched his head.
"Ah, this is the first time I have seen such an angry village chief. It seems that I don't need to take action."
"But speaking of it, this kid Rick is really good. He can even make the village chief angry... Awesome"
……
The Pet Girl World of Sakurasou.
Mashiro clenched her hands and looked at Kanda Sorata with concern:"Sorata, please don't give me a princess hug in the future." Kanda Sorata scratched his hair randomly and said speechlessly:"This is not a princess hug at all!!"
Whose princess hug looks like this?
It's a pity that the protagonist of the video dared to say the three words"princess hug".
He has no common sense at all!
……
The Unpredictable World of Aharen-san.
Momohara-sensei who loves joyful scenes.
When I saw the title,
I was ready for battle.
"Is it just a princess hug? I have seen this kind of scene countless times. Even I will not be affected. I will definitely be able to survive it."
Before she started, she had thought so.
But at this moment,
Teacher Taoyuan was lying on the tatami with blood splattering from her nose.
"There is actually this kind of princess hug. I was careless. It is so delightful."
In this regard,
Gong Ping, the teacher who lived with her, quickly helped her up:"Xiao Tao! Xiao Tao!"
……
Kaguya-sama wants to fall in love with the world.
Fujiwara Chika said angrily:"This! This is not a princess hug, okay!"
"It's so infuriating. If I see someone doing a princess hug like this one day, I will definitely go up and give him a good beating!"
……
Uzaki-chan wants to play with the world.
Cafe.
The boss wiped the dishes and turned to look at Asia:"Ashi."
Asia nodded seriously:"Father, I know, this man is our enemy."
"He actually insulted the term"princess hug" in such a way. I really want to beat him up!"
……
For those who like to ship couples, seeing this picture makes me angry.
Who taught you how to do the princess hug?
This kind of action... this kind of action is so annoying that it makes me want to vomit blood!
……(To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
As for the ordinary people, they are almost laughing like crazy.
"No...I can't do it, hahaha, this couple is really talented"
"Oh my god, with this kind of princess hug, no wonder they are called a stupid couple. No one else can be this stupid."
"Damn, if I had known this before the video started, I wouldn't have drunk the water. It made me choke."[]
"If someone would perform such a princess hug in front of me, I would definitely laugh at him for the rest of his life."
"The first pair of stupid lovers is so amazing, I wonder what wonderful performance the second pair of stupid lovers will have."
"No, I must continue watching and learn how they do it. If I meet a girl I don’t like in the future, I will treat her the same way!"
While chatting.
The second video officially started
【In the dusk room, the cartoonist and his assistant are conceiving a romantic plot】
【Sakura Chiyo immediately brought up the idea of a bicycle, imagining the two of them going home together after school, the girl sitting behind the boy, feeling each other's body temperature, and the panic of not knowing where to put her hands, which was simply very romantic. 】
Many viewers nodded in agreement
"Indeed, every time I read girls' comics, I get so shy when I see such a scene."
"This assistant is really good! No wonder he became a cartoonist's assistant."
"But if that's all... they wouldn't be called a stupid couple, right?"
Read on
【The next day, the school bell rang.】
【Nozaki immediately rushed to Sakura Chiyo's class and asked,"Sakura, do you want to go home together today? I came here by bike today, and you can sit in the back."】
【Hearing】
【Sakura Chiyo's eyes lit up instantly】
【She was so happy. She went home with Nozaki and sat behind him. Ah~ It was really embarrassing.】
【This kind of deer-like emotion】
【Until I saw the bicycle, I was instantly speechless. 】
0Please give me flowers
【When we got to the bicycle shed, Nozaki pointed at a tandem bicycle and said,"That's it.""】
【Sakura Chiyo instantly had a question mark on her face. 】
But for a father and daughter in Uzaki-chan's world, it was not good.
The shop owner sat down helplessly, holding his chest.
"This man...what on earth is this man doing?"
"It's just like when I was watching a romance movie, two people were about to confirm their feelings, but the man ran away!"
Asia looked up at the sky with a dark face:"Father, it seems that I am too naive, the one who should be damned is this Nozaki classmate"
"Toying with the romance of a young girl? How abominable!"
Oh my god.
The girl sat on the back seat of a boy.
This kind of plot should have been the most exciting scene!
But.
But!
This bastard Nozaki actually rode a tandem bicycle?
"RNM, I really want to kill you!"
Asia was really about to get mad.
……
The world of Tiger and Dragon.
Kawashima Ami's eyes went dark
"If my future boyfriend takes this kind of action, I will break up with him without hesitation.
This operation is simply too outrageous.
Kawashima Ami can't think of a second ending except breaking up.
……
When watching this video, many viewers put themselves in the shoes of Chiyo Sakura.
They were already in love, but what did they see in the end?
Nozaki:"I got up the bicycle.","Sit behind me".
That's it?
A tandem bicycle?
Huh?
What the hell are you doing!
"How can I repair it! This hateful man actually played with my feelings"
"Sakura-chan has a really good temper. If it were me, I would have thrown my schoolbag in her face by now."
""Bastard Nozaki! Give me back my girlish heart!"
Many viewers were furious.
Of course, most of the audience were still happy.
Not only did they enjoy watching it, they also looked forward to the subsequent scenes.
【Normally, when passers-by see a girl sitting on the back of a bicycle, hugging a boy, they would probably sigh: Ah, youth is like a mountain.】
【But at this time】
【Boys and girls use bicycles together】
【But after changing to a tandem bicycle, all passers-by were dumbfounded.】
【They either looked puzzled, or looked unhappy, or looked at the two people riding the rickshaw in silence.】
【Nozaki didn't notice it at all.】
【Just asked,"How does it feel?"】
【Sakura Chiyoko said speechlessly:"It feels like going out for fun"】
【Not long after, he asked again,"Do you think this will create love?"】
【Sakura Chiyo:"How should I put it? I don't feel any admiration at all, but I do feel a sense of trust."】
【Nozaki brakes:"Is that so? Shouldn't the person sitting in the back pedal?"】
【Sakura Chiyo suddenly realized,"I see, then I’ll just sit there and do nothing!"】
【Indeed, in the scene in the cartoon where the little deer are running around in panic, who would sit on the back seat and pedal a bicycle?】
【For the next part of the journey, she just sat there obediently, while Nozaki stood up and pedaled hard.】
【After stopping, Nozaki asked,"How did you feel this time?"】
【Sakura Chiyo lowered her head and said hurriedly:"I feel so guilty, please, please let me pedal."】
……
Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun World.
Nozaki-kun touches it���Said:"So this is what it feels like when you watch from a third-party perspective."
"It really doesn't generate any excitement at all."
Just this scene.
Forget about developing admiration.
It's already good enough that the favorability doesn't disappear.
"I have to find some time to apologize to Sakura for letting her go through this. I guess I wasn't thoughtful enough."
Nozaki thought silently.
……
Kaguya-sama: Love is War wants me to confess my love to the world.
Fujiwara Chika looks very upset
"Will it create admiration?"
"Haha, you are such a selfless man. To be honest, you should be thankful that Sakura-chan didn't beat you up."
"Admiration?"
"Will a tandem bicycle create love? You're so surprised you even asked that!"
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