I watched the second short video and let Wanjie break through the defense

Emperor Huang Tian looked at these invincible novels of infants, three-year-olds, and eight-year-olds, and thought Ye was very interesting, so he silently remembered them in his heart.

At this moment, above the sky, the figure of the host emerged and said:

"Next, please look at the big screen..."

On the light screen, a short video composed of the plot of the novel emerged.

In the picture, a beautiful woman appeared.

There is no doubt that the first one to appear, and she is so beautiful, must be the heroine.

The background of the story is in a library. The heroine took a book "Jane Eyre" from the library and borrowed it.

When the male protagonist asked the female protagonist why she borrowed the book, the female protagonist replied: "It's not for anything else, just because of its title, Jane Eyre, simple love."

When the male protagonist and the female protagonist reached the age of college graduation, the female protagonist was admitted to a 211 university with 211 points, and the male protagonist was admitted to a 985 university with 985 points. In the end, the male protagonist merged the two universities into a 598 university with his own strength, and the price was that he won a Nobel Prize every year.

After the female protagonist's degree certificate was forcibly raised by the male protagonist, she had sex with the male protagonist.

In a description of this author, it is written that "they did it for five or six hours."

Later, the male protagonist encountered a crisis and was on the verge of death. The female protagonist said viciously: You live well for me, if you dare to die, I will kill you.

This author also openly advertises in his novel, such as this sentence: "Little sister, remember, don't provoke me easily, and you should be more careful with me in the future."

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In the light screen, there is a short video adapted from the novel plot that Gu Changan has sorted out.

In the picture, when the heroine takes out the book Jane Eyre from the bookshelf, it's nothing.

However, when the hero asks the heroine why she borrowed the book, the heroine's answer is hilarious.

"It's not because of anything else, it's because of its name, Jane Eyre, simple love..."

Netizens commented on the X interactive platform:

"This is the most humiliating time Jane Eyre has ever suffered in her life, hahaha."

"What is the name of this novel? I want to read it."

"I think these two words should be used deliberately when translating. Jane Eyre doesn't sound like a foreign name at all. Generally speaking, aren't the foreign names we hear strings of more than five characters? How can a foreign name have only two characters?"

"On the importance of punctuation."

"I think the heroine may know that Jane Eyre is a person's name, but the heroine still says so even though she knows it. This is actually just a simple homophonic pun, and it also represents the heroine's good wishes."

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People who are not in the secular world will never understand the funny point of the heroine's answer to the hero's Jane Eyre.

The powerful people in the heavens and the worlds, as well as the Perfect World, the Mortal World, the Saint Void World, the Doupo World...the powerful people in these parallel worlds also had their brains crashed.

However, although they didn't understand the first joke, they knew the second one.

When the screen described that the heroine went to a 211 university and the hero went to a 985 university, and finally the hero merged the two schools into a 598 university with his own strength, the powerful people in the worlds laughed so hard.

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Ye Fan looked at this novel segment and laughed, saying: "Let's not talk about the cultural level of this author. At least, this author doesn't know about 985 universities and 211 universities."

"I thought there were few people who didn't know about 985 universities. There was an author who wrote like this before. Now, there is another author who writes like this. I have never seen such a funny joke."

"985 universities do not represent one university, and 211 universities do not represent one university. They all represent There are many universities. Moreover, some universities are both 985 universities and 211 universities. How can these two universities be forced to merge? This does not make sense at all!"

"Besides, the university after the forced merger is too ridiculous. It is actually called 598 University!"

"This is the first time I have heard the term 598 University. Hahaha, if the students of 211 universities in China heard it, I wonder if they would laugh their heads off."

Ye Fan left Blue Star in a nine-dragon coffin. When he left Blue Star, Ye Fan was still a college student.

In Ye Fan's mind, the most memorable mundane years were the period before he entered the path of cultivation.

Ji Ziyue looked at Ye Tiandi and said with a smile: "Lord Ye Tiandi, why should you be angry about those brainless authors? It is their business that they are uneducated, but if you are angry about such a small matter, you will fall into the trap of those mediocre authors."

"'Those mediocre authors in the mortal world are not strong enough to influence you through absolute strength, so they wrote such eye-catching novels to subvert your Tao heart. You must not be influenced by such uneducated authors."

Ye Fan nodded. How could his Tao heart be so easily shaken?

Ji Ziyue was really overthinking.

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X, a certain hand, a certain Ban, Weibo.

Some time ago, a big star was on the hot search of major media because he had never heard of CNKI.

Now, there is a novel that describes a paragraph about 985 and 211 merging into 598 universities, which has once again become a hot search.

X: "I used to think that it was scary enough that someone hadn't heard of CNKI. Now, there are people who haven't heard of 985 and 211.11.”

Someone: “985 universities and 211 universities can actually be merged into 598 universities. (Denuo Zhao) If the arithmetic level is not well learned, it is really impossible to do this arithmetic problem. The author’s diploma may only be at the elementary school level, and it is impossible to be higher.”

Someone: “Yes, such a novel author is simply insulting our IQ. This is too contrary to common sense. The author wants the hero and the heroine to be together, so let them be together. There is no need for the hero to merge the two universities. This is superfluous. It was fine and nothing happened. Now it’s good, and his IQ is exposed.”

Weibo: “There are all kinds of strange people in this world. This also further proves that writing novels is a low-threshold industry. A person who doesn’t even know 985 universities can write a popular novel, and we should reflect on ourselves. ”

These netizens knew exactly what they were talking about.

The screen changed and they looked at the next inventory.

“They did it for five or six hours?”