In the eternal world of one thought.
Bai Xiaochun was reading the autobiography of a commoner written by his daughter Bai Xiaoxiao.
This is a chapter-based novel compiled by Bai Xiaoxiao in imitation of the autobiography of a high-ranking official written by her father.
Among the powerful, there is not only someone who can read novels, but also write novels himself.
Apart from Bai Xiaochun, there is probably no second person like him in the entire universe.
Not long ago, Bai Xiaochun laughed so hard because he saw the list on the light curtain that "the heroine transplanted her uterus to the hero."
Now, Bai Xiaochun almost laughed to death because of the suitcase of 100 million cash.
Although the novel listed by the host looks very nonsensical, it seems that the reading experience is also very good.
But, it is hard to bear a closer look.
As long as you analyze it carefully, you can see a lot of flaws.
Bai Xiaochun analyzed: "First, the male protagonist is pinching the female supporting character's head with two fingers. This seems mighty and domineering, but it is extremely difficult to do this. The gap between the fingers of an ordinary person is only eight centimeters wide at most, and the width of a normal adult's head is at least twelve centimeters."
"Pinching the head with two fingers, this way of writing is definitely not advisable."
"And in the back, the suitcase filled with 100 million cash is even more ridiculous. This is simply a waste of the audience's IQ. , was pressed to the ground and rubbed, without any mercy!"
...
In the sky of the heavens and the worlds, Gu Changan turned into a host and slowly said:
"Among those unreliable authors, there are also some who seem to be very reliable, but are actually not very reliable."
"I don't know if you have heard of classical Chinese articles that are written with the same pronunciation throughout the article."
"There is a classical Chinese article that you must have heard of if you pay attention to the ancient Dragon Kingdom literature. It is " Ji Ji hit the chicken. "
"The full text of "Ji Ji hit the chicken" is written as follows... Ji Ji, the chicken is the thorn chicken. The thorn chicken is hungry, Ji Ji and Ji Ji helped the chicken. After the chicken got on the Ji Ji, Ji Ji was afraid, so she hurriedly hit the chicken. The chicken was anxious and continued to hit the table. Ji Ji was anxious, so she used the dustpan to hit the chicken. The dustpan quickly hit the table, and the table was covered with shredded meat. The chicken crowed and gathered at the bottom of the table. Ji Ji was extremely anxious and hit the chicken with her clogs. The chicken was killed, and Ji Ji was excited, so she wrote "Ji Ji hit the chicken."
"
"There is also a classical Chinese article called "Shi Shi's History of Eating Lions", which also has only one pronunciation in the whole article. "
"Friends from all over the world, if you are interested in the classical Chinese of the ancient Dragon Kingdom of Blue Star, you may want to check it out."
"But..."
"These two articles were all written by ancient literati."
"But, have you ever thought that in modern times, there is an online novel author who also wrote a novel that uses one pronunciation to explain the meaning of the whole text."
"I can't remember the name of this online novel, but I remember some novel fragments.I can share this paragraph with all my friends in the heavens and the worlds. ”
“…Yu Yu wanted to fish, and met me in his residence. He said to me: I want to fish in Yu Yu, is it Yu Yu? I said to Yu: I want Yu Yu, and I met Yu Yu in Yu’s residence…”
“In our era, there are still online novelists who are proficient in ancient Chinese, which is really amazing!”
…
After Gu Changan counted so many uneducated novelists, he suddenly interspersed a novelist that no one could understand.
This novelist seems to be quite educated, but what does he mean by what he wrote? Is it made up?
On X, a netizen of Chinese language and literature explained: “I can understand the meaning. ” (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
“The meaning that this online novel author wants to express is very simple, which is... Yu Yu wants to go fishing, and he came to my house to find me and said to me, I want to go fishing in the muddy place of Yushui, will you go with me? I said, I plan to sell jade, I met Yu Yu at my house, and I plan to sell the jade to him..."
Sure enough, the average education level of netizens on X is college students.
No matter how complicated the problem is, you can always find a netizen and get the most correct answer.
...
Gu Changan was afraid that the strong people in the heavens and the worlds would not understand the novel fragment written by the author he shared.
So, he also posted the explanation of the Chinese language and literature netizen on X on the light curtain.
In the light curtain, the upper part is the classical Chinese fragment, and the lower part is the netizen's answer.
The strong people in the heavens and the worlds were confused.
"Is this how the ancient Dragon Kingdom communicated? If you communicate with others in this way, can others understand it?"
"Isn't it said that in ancient times, people's literacy rates were generally low? Can anyone understand an article written like this? Is this convenient for correspondence between people? "
"I really don't understand why a sentence can't be expressed in a simple and easy-to-understand way. It has to be written so complicatedly. This is simply to increase the difficulty for readers. "
Another powerful man who has lived for an unknown number of years criticized this: "What do you know?"
"In ancient times, especially in ancient times when there was no spiritual energy revival, it was impossible to use sound transmission jade slips or sound transmission formations. Communication between people could only be carried out using bamboo slips."
"But do you know how heavy bamboo slips are? If it is written in vernacular, wouldn't it increase the weight of the bamboo slips, which would be inconvenient for the transportation of letters!"
"Besides, even if there were lighter silk books later, how expensive would silk books be? Do you understand? ”[]
“I am a great man who has lived from ancient times to modern times. I have witnessed the changes of one era after another. I have the most say in the transition from classical Chinese to vernacular Chinese.”
"From the earliest pictographic characters, to the later large seal characters, small seal characters, regular script, and now the vernacular characters used in various parallel worlds..."
"The reason why the characters are simplified is directly related to the carrier of letters to a large extent. From bamboo slips, to silk books, to papermaking, to cheap wood pulp paper, paper is getting cheaper and lighter."
"The weight of a book nowadays, let's take a random textbook on cultivation, if it was placed in ancient times, it might be a whole room. There is no room for it!"
"Now, we only have a book one or two inches thick, and we can summarize all the contents!"
"What do you know! If the information carrier is still as expensive and heavy as it was thousands of years ago, it will not have the prerequisites to become vernacular!"
"This is why the ancient books we see are often concise, while the current online novels are often full of nonsense. Because the information carrier is cheap and light. .
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